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Michelle Mazurek
@mmazurek.bsky.social

security, privacy, people
pointy-headed academic, phillies enjoyer
still tomorrow's gonna be another working day / just trying to get some rest

Computer science 67%
Sociology 13%
Columbia Heights (Liam's school district) cancelled school today because of a credible bomb threat at Liam's elementary and multiple ICE vehicles parking in the high school staff parking lot at 6:15am.
Hadn't realised that the third party review of Twitter's chat protocol had been published and wow github.com/trailofbits/...
github.com
Signal will never message you like this.

If you get a message like this, SOMEONE IS TRYING TO HACK YOUR SIGNAL.

DO NOT GIVE THEM THAT CODE.
The latest evidence that broadcasting people’s movements and intimate data in the Real-Time Bidding online advertising system is truly dangerous.

www.wired.com/story/ice-as...
ICE Asks Companies About ‘Ad Tech and Big Data’ Tools It Could Use in Investigations
A new federal filing from ICE demonstrates how commercial tools are increasingly being considered by the government for law enforcement and surveillance.
www.wired.com
Alex Pretti "used to tell people off when they made sexist comments to female physicians. He bought me coffee when I had a really bad day as an intern...I laughed alongside him daily. He made a point to teach medical residents without judgement, but with a smile on his face and a joke."
We will live to see justice.
We have been told for nearly 30 years that America needed to tolerate mass shootings because the broad availability of guns would help us defend ourselves from an overreaching federal government. That day has come. The people who said this are supporting the federal agents. Many have joined them.
ICE is now responsible for 66% of the homicides in Minneapolis this year.
The 5-year-old arrested by ICE In Minnesota is detained at Dilley. We reported on conditions there in the below article.

Parents said the food was contaminated with mold and worms & that children were so under so much stress that they were hitting their own faces & wetting themselves.
Analysis by The Marshall Project of ICE data obtained by the Deportation Data Project found that the Trump administration’s revival of family detention has swept thousands of children into ICE custody. At least 3,800 children under 18, including 20 infants, have been booked since Trump took office.
ICE Threw Thousands of Kids in Detention, Many For Longer Than Court-Prescribed Limit
Former immigration staffers argue ICE is choosing to detain families for prolonged periods to speed deportations and compel them to leave.
www.themarshallproject.org
UMD's College of Information is hiring lecturers in five areas: networking fundamentals, information design, security, programming and databases, and experiential learning. 3-3 load, $95k-$102k. I love working here. Asshole-free environment. Spread the word! Not on the committee but happy to talk.
Lecturer (Open Rank)
Job Description Summary & Additional Information Organization's Summary Statement: Position Summary The College of Information at the University of Maryland, College Park (INFO), invites applicati...
umd.wd1.myworkdayjobs.com
Every Stephen Miller tantrum and DHS recruitment ad speaks in these existential terms about "defending your culture" to elide the fact that they need people with the courage to wear a mask while interrogating a sixth grader
ICE ended up returning the man, Saly, after realizing he’s a fucking US citizen with no criminal record, per his sister-in-law. These fucking animals.

Two-page proposal -> a great excuse to attend one of my favorite events of the year!
The extended deadline for the Workshop on Technology and Consumer Protection (#conpro26) is in just under a week (Jan. 21), so there's still time to draft a short (two-page) proposal. We're looking forward to this year's submissions!
conpro26.ieee-security.org
10th Workshop on Technology and Consumer Protection (ConPro '26)
The Tenth Workshop on Technology and Consumer Protection (ConPro '26) will explore computer science topics with an impact on consumers.
conpro26.ieee-security.org
The extended deadline for the Workshop on Technology and Consumer Protection (#conpro26) is in just under a week (Jan. 21), so there's still time to draft a short (two-page) proposal. We're looking forward to this year's submissions!
conpro26.ieee-security.org
10th Workshop on Technology and Consumer Protection (ConPro '26)
The Tenth Workshop on Technology and Consumer Protection (ConPro '26) will explore computer science topics with an impact on consumers.
conpro26.ieee-security.org
Meanwhile those of us still employed in US higher education have to do required trainings about how collaborating with scientists from China is bad.
US higher education was a crown jewel, generating knowledge, wealth, prestige, and power unrivaled by anyone.

And the US is throwing it away, because Americans elected a govt ideologically opposed to truth, science, merit, and racial/gender equality, preferring to weaken the country to reduce that.
Chinese Universities Surge in Global Rankings as U.S. Schools Slip
www.nytimes.com
This is a HUGE win…and one that happened because we ~collectively~ said “NO!”

But AAAS coming in and saying on record to the NYT “Science is doing ok. Things are not bad at all…” is baffling.

If things are hard for you as a scientist, please share in the comments.

www.nytimes.com/2026/01/10/s...
Congress Is Reversing Trump’s Steep Budget Cuts to Science
www.nytimes.com
1. Never get into a land war in Asia
2. Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line
3. Above all, never play 3 on 3 against Chelsea Gray in Miami

#UnrivaledWBB

Martin Peterson's creative response to being banned from teaching Plato (shared with his permission).
When she is not writing, reading, or talking about writing, she has movie marathons and makes messy art with her daughter and two sons."

Here is her winning poem:

www.porkopolis.org/pig_poet/ren...
Macklin, Renée Nicole
Renée Nicole Macklin, United States, (contemporary), poetry includes: On Learning to Dissect Fetal Pigs. Macklin is a poet, and in 2020 was an undergraduate in the English Department at Old Dominio…
www.porkopolis.org
bad news for fans of children www.nytimes.com/2026/01/05/h...
Kennedy Scales Back the Number of Vaccines Recommended for Children
www.nytimes.com
"Memory Safety for Skeptics," published in the ACM Queue.

Arguing for why memory safety is worth pursuing, even amid competing priorities and limited budgets, and with or without Rust.
Memory Safety for Skeptics - ACM Queue
queue.acm.org
Whoever wins Eagles-Bills should get to throw their offensive coordinator into an active volcano as a reward

Bring me the prestige-TV Vorkosigan adaptation! (cc: @kyleor.land )
Analysis by The Marshall Project of ICE data obtained by the Deportation Data Project found that the Trump administration’s revival of family detention has swept thousands of children into ICE custody. At least 3,800 children under 18, including 20 infants, have been booked since Trump took office.
ICE Threw Thousands of Kids in Detention, Many For Longer Than Court-Prescribed Limit
Former immigration staffers argue ICE is choosing to detain families for prolonged periods to speed deportations and compel them to leave.
www.themarshallproject.org
Professor careers.dmu.ac.uk/job/Professo... and Associate Professor careers.dmu.ac.uk/job/Associat... roles available at De Montfort University. Closing 18 January. Contact me (eerke.boiten@dmu.ac.uk) to discuss. Prof interviews 1 April.
Professor of Cyber Security
Professor of Cyber Security
careers.dmu.ac.uk
The ACM Digital Library, where a LOT of computing-related research is published (I'd say at least 75% of my own publications), is now not only providing (without consent of the authors and without opt-in by readers) AI-generated summaries of papers, but they appear as the *default* over abstracts.
Did you know that from tomorrow, Qualtrics is offering synthetic panels (AI-generated participants)?

Follow me down a rabbit hole I'm calling "doing science is tough and I'm so busy, can't we just make up participants?"

Truly an amazing evening to find myself between days 1 and 2 of hosting a workshop teaching junior faculty about the NSF review process...
Very much reads like they are significantly reducing the influence of peer review on scientific funding, which under the current regime opens the way for more politicized funding instead.
NSF now planning to let POs largely decide what gets funded, and to send PIs reviews that are only 3-5 sentences long. They don't have to use outside reviewers (except maybe 1) and don't have to convene panels. (1/5)
Very much reads like they are significantly reducing the influence of peer review on scientific funding, which under the current regime opens the way for more politicized funding instead.
NSF now planning to let POs largely decide what gets funded, and to send PIs reviews that are only 3-5 sentences long. They don't have to use outside reviewers (except maybe 1) and don't have to convene panels. (1/5)
NSF pares down grant-review process, reducing influence of outside scientists
Memo cites overburdened staff, but some say move also aims to elevate White House priorities
www.science.org