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Michelle Mazurek
@mmazurek.bsky.social

security, privacy, people
pointy-headed academic, phillies enjoyer
still tomorrow's gonna be another working day / just trying to get some rest

Computer science 67%
Sociology 13%

Bring me the prestige-TV Vorkosigan adaptation! (cc: @kyleor.land )
The ACM Digital Library, where a LOT of computing-related research is published (I'd say at least 75% of my own publications), is now not only providing (without consent of the authors and without opt-in by readers) AI-generated summaries of papers, but they appear as the *default* over abstracts.
Did you know that from tomorrow, Qualtrics is offering synthetic panels (AI-generated participants)?

Follow me down a rabbit hole I'm calling "doing science is tough and I'm so busy, can't we just make up participants?"

Truly an amazing evening to find myself between days 1 and 2 of hosting a workshop teaching junior faculty about the NSF review process...
Very much reads like they are significantly reducing the influence of peer review on scientific funding, which under the current regime opens the way for more politicized funding instead.
NSF now planning to let POs largely decide what gets funded, and to send PIs reviews that are only 3-5 sentences long. They don't have to use outside reviewers (except maybe 1) and don't have to convene panels. (1/5)
Very much reads like they are significantly reducing the influence of peer review on scientific funding, which under the current regime opens the way for more politicized funding instead.
NSF now planning to let POs largely decide what gets funded, and to send PIs reviews that are only 3-5 sentences long. They don't have to use outside reviewers (except maybe 1) and don't have to convene panels. (1/5)
NSF pares down grant-review process, reducing influence of outside scientists
Memo cites overburdened staff, but some say move also aims to elevate White House priorities
www.science.org

Loved the countdown! Could we get vote totals, maybe for the top 10 or so songs, just to see how close it was (or wasn't) for the top spots?
The "AP Cybersecurity Course Framework" document contains some hacklore about "The Dangers of Public Wi-Fi". If you have contacts there, can you please connect me? 🙏

apcentral.collegeboard.org/courses/ap-c...

Hacklore Central contact info: www.hacklore.org/about
About AP Cybersecurity – AP Central | College Board
Part of the AP Career Kickstart™ group of courses, AP Cybersecurity is a new career course that helps students develop the technical and professional skills needed for the high-demand, high-growth…
apcentral.collegeboard.org
NSF

- Forced reorg

- POs down ~ 40% (DRP, most rotators not renewed, retirements)

- Forced move (and we have to pack and clean) to a building with no furniture, little to no conference space for panels, inadequate 🛜, …)

I personally love the boxes they gave us for packing.
“Details matter” 🙃

As a card-carrying old lady yelling at clouds on the topic of public wi-fi (and not scaring people about it), excited to see it at the top of this very good list.
As a security person, I SO appreciate great bits like this open letter around bad security advice ( www.hacklore.org/letter), especially given that it's got reputable people like @leak.bsky.social signed on.

I agree that outdated advice and half-truths are just as bad as giving wrong advice.
The Letter — Stop Hacklore!
www.hacklore.org
As a security person, I SO appreciate great bits like this open letter around bad security advice ( www.hacklore.org/letter), especially given that it's got reputable people like @leak.bsky.social signed on.

I agree that outdated advice and half-truths are just as bad as giving wrong advice.
The Letter — Stop Hacklore!
www.hacklore.org

Reduces overhead for me, reduces instances of students lying to me about stuff (many fewer dead grandparents and mysterious ailments now!), everybody wins.

Especially in big undergrad classes I got so tired of trying to sort out which extension requests were "legitimate" (and who didn't even know they could ask) that I just started giving everyone a bunch of no-questions-asked late days at the beginning of the semester, to use any time.
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This year, I'm again recruiting students who want to pursue a PhD in computer science with a focus on human-centered privacy & security. Located at NJIT, near New York City, this fully-funded position will help make systems more secure, private, usable, and respectful.
PhD positions in human-centered privacy and security in New York City area
PhD student positions in security, privacy, and human-computer interaction at New Jersey Institute of Technology (NJIT)
spur.science
79-year-old Paul Bojerski was born to Polish parents in a WWII German refugee camp. His family legally emigrated to the U.S. when he was 5.

He’s been taken by ICE in Florida.

www.orlandosentinel.com/2025/11/16/s...
Sanford grandfather, born in refugee camp, nabbed by ICE after 70 years in U.S.
Paul Bojerski never gained official residency, but he checked in regularly with ICE for years. Then in July, at age 79, he was detained and sent to Alligator Alcatraz.
www.orlandosentinel.com
Important to understand the Epstein stuff and the fascism and the corruption are, in a lot of ways, really all the same story from different angles: powerful men who can and do abuse vulnerable people around them because they can, and because systems of elite accountability catastrophically failed

UMD CS is hiring in systems and data science, broadly construed (security definitely counts). Come work with us! www.cs.umd.edu/job/2025/jr1...
Assistant Professor, Associate Professor, Professor
The Department of Computer Science at the University of Maryland, College Park, MD, USA is recruiting to fill multiple tenure-track faculty positions, with starting dates on or after July 1, 2026. The...
www.cs.umd.edu

This is the story of a CS major who first accessed the thing for homework help. 18 months later it cheered him on as he died by suicide. All anyone at the university seems to want to talk about is how to better integrate these things into our curriculum. What the actual fuck are we doing here?
I fully believe in the corporate death penalty and believe we would be a better world if OpenAI lost its corporate charter and was forcibly dissolved.

www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
ChatGPT encouraged college graduate to commit suicide, family claims in lawsuit against OpenAI | CNN
A 23-year-old man killed himself in Texas after ChatGPT ‘goaded’ him to commit suicide, his family says in a lawsuit.
www.cnn.com
With the #chi2026 reviews coming out, I am posting my regular reminder to folks who do qualitative research. I have been curating a document with common critiques of qual research and how to respond. Check it out and add your own examples!
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Reviewer Critiques (Qualitative Methods) and How to Respond to Them
Reviewer Critiques (Qualitative Methods) and How to Respond to Them Author: Jessica Vitak (+ anyone who adds to the document) About This Document (and a disclaimer) Reviewing is a highly subjective pr...
docs.google.com
How can you not be romantic about baseball? [DEROGATORY] [COMPLIMENTARY]
Even the Phillies think that was terrible execution with runners in scoring position
New incredible detail here: ICE says a match in its facial recognition app Mobile Fortify is a "definitive" determination of a person's status, and that this overrides birth certificates. This is an app ICE is using in the field to scan people

www.404media.co/ice-and-cbp-...
The Harriet Tubman Department of Women, Gender, and Sexuality Studies is hiring an Assistant/Associate Professor in Black Feminisms. Read more about the position and apply at https://go.umd.edu/WGSSBlackFeminisms🌈🎓 #AcademicSky #Blackademics #PhDSky

Kiddo has been getting it for several years now and same. Honestly better coverage on some topics than certain prestige newspapers I could mention ...
if you have kids between like 6 - 12 you should get them a subscription to The Week Junior. yes pricey but it's actually so impressive and informative, my son's obsessed with it. (this is not sponsored [obviously] i've never interacted w/ them i just think its a great magazine!) theweekjunior.com
The Week Junior
theweekjunior.com
if you have kids between like 6 - 12 you should get them a subscription to The Week Junior. yes pricey but it's actually so impressive and informative, my son's obsessed with it. (this is not sponsored [obviously] i've never interacted w/ them i just think its a great magazine!) theweekjunior.com
The Week Junior
theweekjunior.com

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Donated in memory of my immigrant grandmothers and their foundational belief that food == love
I just donated to my local food bank. If you can, you should too. People are already suffering but next month, in particular, is going to be so difficult.
I just donated to my local food bank. If you can, you should too. People are already suffering but next month, in particular, is going to be so difficult.

Generate data using an LLM. Feed that data back into (the same) LLM for "analysis." Science!

(This post brought to you by attempting not to rage-quit the paper review I am working on.)