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2009-24: CBS Sports research/producer | NYC Philly fan | Swiftie | Atheist Jew | Live 🎶 | cancer survivor | 🐈 guy | 🚽 mouth | unserious person | he/him
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I don’t know who needs to hear this but unless you are literally a WNBA franchise owner, you should be on the WNBA players’ side in CBA negotiations just like you’d be on labor’s side if they were sanitation workers or air traffic controllers.
In non-MUNA bop news, this has been in my head for like two straight weeks and it shows absolutely no signs of letting up m.youtube.com/watch?v=bceG...
Only The Poets - You Hate That I’m In Love (Visualiser)
YouTube video by OnlythePoetsVEVO
m.youtube.com
February 10, 2026 at 11:06 PM
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a society losing the plot in real time
February 10, 2026 at 9:11 PM
“Sleep like a sock star” is gonna be in my brain forever now
To be absolutely fucking clear, I did not create this abomination, but...holy fuck...I knew advertising and marketing was a cesspool of a.i. sewage, but look at this...just...bleagh...
February 10, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Phantom has won as many games in a row as it during its entire first #Unrivaled season. The scoring margin is still a little bit skewed by walloping Lunar Owls early in the season, but all the underlying numbers are also really good. Ghost Gang’s probably playing the best hoops in the league
February 10, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Laces only played once this week and let the league’s worst team hang around longer than perhaps was necessary, but wins are wins. The frontrunners are the deepest team in #Unrivaled and play the best defense. That’s a pretty good formula imho
February 10, 2026 at 8:40 PM
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"A modern-day concentration camp ... People have been killed by the staff here." Irish citizen Seamus Culleton has been in ICE detention since September, despite having a valid work permit and his own business in the US.
February 10, 2026 at 10:09 AM
The #Unrivaled 1-on-1 break has arrived, but will it signal a vibe shit the way it did last year? No paywall on my latest for @herhoopstats.com 👇🏻
The 3x3 action gives way to 1-on-1 as new frontrunners rise and old ones fall.

@andytulin.net's Treasures: herhoopstats.substack.com
February 10, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Few things less surprising than MUNA’s return single being a bop, but that doesn’t make it less of one
February 10, 2026 at 7:07 PM
February 10, 2026 at 3:20 AM
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Okay, I’m now sold on MAC expansion. @mattbrown.bsky.social
February 10, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Rose back to playing zero defense after a solid effort on Saturday
February 10, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Would be super cool if the basketball game that’s supposed to be on ESPN2 was actually on instead of fake golf
February 10, 2026 at 2:07 AM
“I don’t even know what a foul is anymore”

Skylar, with nothing but love…I am not sure you ever knew
February 10, 2026 at 12:53 AM
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Stories like this are why we can’t let clubs capitulate on Pride nights because bigots might be angry in their mentions.

There has to be a better world than this…
Everyone celebrating or encouraging athletes in men’s sports for coming out post-Heated Rivalry need to understand the context the show exists in. This soccer ref went viral for proposing to his fiancé on the pitch & then they were assaulted in their home after receiving threats.
Bi Soccer Referee Pascal Kaiser Attacked Following Viral Public Proposal
Kaiser said that he had received threats containing his address.
www.them.us
February 9, 2026 at 11:27 PM
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Everyone celebrating or encouraging athletes in men’s sports for coming out post-Heated Rivalry need to understand the context the show exists in. This soccer ref went viral for proposing to his fiancé on the pitch & then they were assaulted in their home after receiving threats.
Bi Soccer Referee Pascal Kaiser Attacked Following Viral Public Proposal
Kaiser said that he had received threats containing his address.
www.them.us
February 9, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Wait, Courtney Williams is a Breeze now??? Fuck yeah
February 10, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Previewed tonight’s top-10 #NCAAWBB showdown in Nashville between Oklahoma and Vanderbilt, and more specifically between Aaliyah Chavez and Mikayla Blakes, in my latest newsletter.

No paywall!
Oklahoma’s trip to Vanderbilt brings a showdown between two outstanding young guards.

@andytulin.net's Treasures: herhoopstats.substack.com
February 9, 2026 at 7:30 PM
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this was way more prevalent when i was still on tiktok but it feels like people are getting really weird about alcohol, coffee, anything that might make you happy--even in innocuous amounts! feels like we're re-engineering puritanism as a method of maintaining control (over ourselves, each other)
starting to feel like there's a direct relationship between the growing obsession with lifestyle hygeine (no drinking, no caffeine, no sex, obsessive working out and looksmaxxing) and the inability to meaningful moral stands on issues of actual import
Cafes across the U.S. are embracing the low- and no-caffeine lifestyle, with options that are a far cry from dusty tea bags and rewarmed decaf. nyti.ms/3XKlqoj
February 9, 2026 at 6:05 PM
I’m sure this has been said already but could they really not do better than that knockoff American Gladiators ass logo for the USA 250 propaganda?
February 9, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Genuinely happy for Sam Darnold. People are way too hard on so-called busts as a general rule, but particularly in this sport and at that position. He literally never had a chance of succeeding with the Jets and it had nothing to do with him. Deserves this moment.
February 9, 2026 at 3:26 AM
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And as special teams coach he legit earned it cuz the punter is MVP
Jay Harbaugh won a Super Bowl before his dad and to me, that is beautiful
February 9, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Jay Harbaugh won a Super Bowl before his dad and to me, that is beautiful
February 9, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Collinsworth is absolutely fed up with this shit and I am absolutely loving it
February 9, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Patriots losing a Super Bowl to a kicker MVP would be pretty amusing to me and I imagine a lot of other millennials who lived through Adam Vinatieri’s reign of Vinaterror
February 9, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Nowhere near as horrendous as the one he didn’t miss just now though (unfortunately it was thrown to a Seahawk)
It’s really easy for me to say but that was one horrendous missed throw
February 9, 2026 at 2:49 AM