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Love and Honor, Wahoowa. Started 740, now 714. Please see @tousledpigtails.bsky.social for legal advice.
NKJV? Are we Protestants now?
November 11, 2025 at 8:06 AM
NKJV? Are we Protestants now?
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Just want to make sure Klein doesn't get lost.
November 11, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Just want to make sure Klein doesn't get lost.
/Robert Earl Keen voice
You take off from work for your lunchtime
The boss doesn't care if you stay
There’s ham and turkey
And there’s grocery sushi
But
You take off from work for your lunchtime
The boss doesn't care if you stay
There’s ham and turkey
And there’s grocery sushi
But
November 11, 2025 at 6:11 AM
/Robert Earl Keen voice
You take off from work for your lunchtime
The boss doesn't care if you stay
There’s ham and turkey
And there’s grocery sushi
But
You take off from work for your lunchtime
The boss doesn't care if you stay
There’s ham and turkey
And there’s grocery sushi
But
Good looking out, Siri, thank you
November 11, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Good looking out, Siri, thank you
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God help me, but in a fight between Brian Kelly and monied LSU boosters, I hope he gets every cent they owe him.
October 26, 2025 at 9:50 PM
God help me, but in a fight between Brian Kelly and monied LSU boosters, I hope he gets every cent they owe him.
This is INSANE if true
November 11, 2025 at 5:04 AM
This is INSANE if true
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buzzer beating alley-oop is the single coolest way to win a basketball game and I don’t see how you can even argue
WHAT A SET FROM SPO WHAT A FINISH FROM WIGGINS WHAT A NIGHT OF BASKETBALL
November 11, 2025 at 3:45 AM
buzzer beating alley-oop is the single coolest way to win a basketball game and I don’t see how you can even argue
This man has definitely made a requested justice on the day of the Don’s daughter’s wedding without respect or an offer of friendship
Chris Cuomo is trying to make this atrocious little mustache happen even though it looks like he drew it on with a ballpoint pen
November 11, 2025 at 3:20 AM
This man has definitely made a requested justice on the day of the Don’s daughter’s wedding without respect or an offer of friendship
Whoops our business model is now illegal!
Edible Arrangements' parent company is expanding into another flower-related category — THC — as the U.S. market for intoxicating hemp beverages booms.
“It felt like a natural next step for us,” said CEO Somia Farid Silber. “People ask about edibles in our stores all the time.”
“It felt like a natural next step for us,” said CEO Somia Farid Silber. “People ask about edibles in our stores all the time.”
November 11, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Whoops our business model is now illegal!
Pope Jar Jar asks the Lamb of God for prayers
November 11, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Pope Jar Jar asks the Lamb of God for prayers
Again, you should have to go to Vegas, I guess Atlantic City, or a shady bookie in a dive bar to bet on sports
MLB announces that all authorized betting partners will now cap wagers on pitch-level bets at $200 and exclude them from parlays. Pitch-level bets, you may remember, are the kind Clase, Ortiz, and their co-conspirators allegedly exploited.
November 11, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Again, you should have to go to Vegas, I guess Atlantic City, or a shady bookie in a dive bar to bet on sports
ROSE BOWL COURT FIGHT
Rose Bowl seeks temporary restraining order in attempt to block UCLA move to SoFi Stadium
The Rose Bowl has requested a temporary restraining order seeking to block UCLA from moving its games to SoFi Stadium before their litigation is resolved.
www.latimes.com
November 10, 2025 at 11:40 PM
ROSE BOWL COURT FIGHT
BRING BACK THE DOWN & OUT
DTLA's once-famed nightlife is flailing. Can this cozy DJ bar bring crowds back?
Bar Franca, a revamped downtown LA DJ bar, aims to revive the neighborhood's struggling nightlife after pandemic shutdowns and closures.
www.latimes.com
November 10, 2025 at 11:03 PM
BRING BACK THE DOWN & OUT
Holy moly
Justices Gorsuch and Thomas, who never agree on anything concerning federal Indian law, agree that the federal government doesn't have plenary power over Native nations. This is a remarkable joint statement that should lead Justice Thomas to revisit a hell of a lot of things he has previously said
November 10, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Holy moly
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Another species no longer on the global Endangered list:
Humpback whales (Megaptera novaeangliae).
A few decades after a Star Trek movie where the central conflict was the total extinction of the humpback, their numbers are rising fast enough to put them at "Least Concern" on the IUCN Red List.
Humpback whales (Megaptera novaeangliae).
A few decades after a Star Trek movie where the central conflict was the total extinction of the humpback, their numbers are rising fast enough to put them at "Least Concern" on the IUCN Red List.
a man with a mustache says there be whales here in a dark room
Alt: Scotty from Star Trek Original Series (played by Jimmy Doohan) says there be whales here in a Klingon vessel's cargo hold.
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Another species no longer on the global Endangered list:
Humpback whales (Megaptera novaeangliae).
A few decades after a Star Trek movie where the central conflict was the total extinction of the humpback, their numbers are rising fast enough to put them at "Least Concern" on the IUCN Red List.
Humpback whales (Megaptera novaeangliae).
A few decades after a Star Trek movie where the central conflict was the total extinction of the humpback, their numbers are rising fast enough to put them at "Least Concern" on the IUCN Red List.
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This is really good--one of the most powerful and insightful pieces I've read about what @qjurecic.bsky.social appropriately calls "The Third Red Scare." www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
November 10, 2025 at 4:10 PM
This is really good--one of the most powerful and insightful pieces I've read about what @qjurecic.bsky.social appropriately calls "The Third Red Scare." www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
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Andy Pages is on a Forrest Gump like run this year… hit the comebacker Orion Kerkering threw away… World Series saving catch in game 7 in bottom of ninth…. Unwittingly helped foil a gambling scheme by swinging at a ball in the dirt.
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November 9, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Andy Pages is on a Forrest Gump like run this year… hit the comebacker Orion Kerkering threw away… World Series saving catch in game 7 in bottom of ninth…. Unwittingly helped foil a gambling scheme by swinging at a ball in the dirt.
☠️☠️☠️☠️
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BIG BUTTER JESUS
November 10, 2025 at 7:48 AM
BIG BUTTER JESUS
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It’s a very small club, in fact, and we are not in it…
November 10, 2025 at 4:58 AM
It’s a very small club, in fact, and we are not in it…
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You know how craven you have to be for Gavin Newsom to call you out
Tonight’s Senate vote on the federal government shutdown should have been a time for strength.
Instead we saw capitulation and a betrayal of working Americans.
The American people need more from their leaders.
Instead we saw capitulation and a betrayal of working Americans.
The American people need more from their leaders.
November 10, 2025 at 6:27 AM
You know how craven you have to be for Gavin Newsom to call you out
If this really was caving due to airline lobbying, I feel a LOT less bad about the time I got too drunk at a wedding and had an overlong conversation with him that his wife was getting very clearly upset I wouldn’t end
Peter Carter earns his paycheck
How long till we learn American, United & Delta worked the phones on Senate Dems?
November 10, 2025 at 5:40 AM
If this really was caving due to airline lobbying, I feel a LOT less bad about the time I got too drunk at a wedding and had an overlong conversation with him that his wife was getting very clearly upset I wouldn’t end
Peter Carter earns his paycheck
How long till we learn American, United & Delta worked the phones on Senate Dems?
November 10, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Peter Carter earns his paycheck
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Like I fucking said.
To repeat: I have studied a lot of cases of autocratization over the past 15 years. Wrote about them, taught about them, consulting about them.
I do not recall an opposition so apathetic, ignorant, and inept as the @democrats.org. They cling to their power, rather than fight for democracy. Shame.
I do not recall an opposition so apathetic, ignorant, and inept as the @democrats.org. They cling to their power, rather than fight for democracy. Shame.
November 10, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Like I fucking said.
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This is exactly what happened, so every No vote will cause skepticism while the true No votes get caught up in the wash with the cowardly No votes. Just an all around calamity and unforced error
They lined up all their defectors in safe positions or who had nothing to lose and everyone else had time to workshop their little posts about how they don't agree with this
November 10, 2025 at 5:10 AM
This is exactly what happened, so every No vote will cause skepticism while the true No votes get caught up in the wash with the cowardly No votes. Just an all around calamity and unforced error