Norm Charlatan
@normcharlatan.bsky.social
Armchair phrenologist. Self-certified body language expert. MENSA member. Former Never-Ending Pasta Pass Owner. Intellectual. Gifted kid —> Gifted adult. RIP Seattle Sea Dragons. Vai Corinthians. Bluesky’s premier Seven Mary Three poster.
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There’s a lot of negativity in the world right now. Probably because there’s a lot of negative things happening.
January 6, 2026 at 3:03 AM
There’s a lot of negativity in the world right now. Probably because there’s a lot of negative things happening.
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ICE is out in large numbers in Saint Paul and Minneapolis today following the recent surge in federal agents being deployed to the Twin Cities. Please be careful, support your neighbors, and contact the MONARCA hotline (612.441.2881) with any verified ICE sightings.
January 6, 2026 at 3:40 PM
ICE is out in large numbers in Saint Paul and Minneapolis today following the recent surge in federal agents being deployed to the Twin Cities. Please be careful, support your neighbors, and contact the MONARCA hotline (612.441.2881) with any verified ICE sightings.
Cut my finger on the way out the door this morning.
January 6, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Cut my finger on the way out the door this morning.
An important day to celebrate.
January 6, 2026 at 1:53 PM
An important day to celebrate.
Guy writing a letter to the editor so everyone knows his son has a girlfriend who he thinks is an idiot.
January 6, 2026 at 5:03 AM
Guy writing a letter to the editor so everyone knows his son has a girlfriend who he thinks is an idiot.
Got some liquid in my phone’s charging port when I took it skiing tonight, so I’m forced to post from my smart air fryer until it dries up enough to recharge.
January 6, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Got some liquid in my phone’s charging port when I took it skiing tonight, so I’m forced to post from my smart air fryer until it dries up enough to recharge.
Boom goes the dynamite.
January 6, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Boom goes the dynamite.
In times of existential uncertainty, it’s important to diversify your investments and put some effort into building your portfolio in stocks.
January 6, 2026 at 3:51 AM
In times of existential uncertainty, it’s important to diversify your investments and put some effort into building your portfolio in stocks.
lol, both these teams must have been inspired by last night’s Steelers-Ravens game
January 6, 2026 at 3:44 AM
lol, both these teams must have been inspired by last night’s Steelers-Ravens game
I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh Lord
And I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, oh Lord
Can you feel it coming in the air tonight? Oh Lord, oh Lord
And I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, oh Lord
Can you feel it coming in the air tonight? Oh Lord, oh Lord
January 6, 2026 at 3:27 AM
I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh Lord
And I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, oh Lord
Can you feel it coming in the air tonight? Oh Lord, oh Lord
And I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, oh Lord
Can you feel it coming in the air tonight? Oh Lord, oh Lord
Democratic politicians: This is a distraction!!
Guy with ADHD: Ooh, I love distractions, just the other day I spent an afternoon rearranging my office instead of doing a work thing that was due:
Guy with ADHD: Ooh, I love distractions, just the other day I spent an afternoon rearranging my office instead of doing a work thing that was due:
January 6, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Democratic politicians: This is a distraction!!
Guy with ADHD: Ooh, I love distractions, just the other day I spent an afternoon rearranging my office instead of doing a work thing that was due:
Guy with ADHD: Ooh, I love distractions, just the other day I spent an afternoon rearranging my office instead of doing a work thing that was due:
There’s a lot of negativity in the world right now. Probably because there’s a lot of negative things happening.
January 6, 2026 at 3:03 AM
There’s a lot of negativity in the world right now. Probably because there’s a lot of negative things happening.
Average Montana State booster
January 6, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Average Montana State booster
Oh man, it’s go time, Entourage friends.
January 6, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Oh man, it’s go time, Entourage friends.
No! No!!
go blue beat gopher
January 6, 2026 at 1:03 AM
No! No!!
Federal Way!
Rep Adam Smith, highest ranking Dem on Armed Services Committee: The consultants keep telling me to talk about kitchen-table issues, but the rule of law is being utterly destroyed in America by Donald Trump.
January 5, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Federal Way!
Feel like if I joined the Free Press as a contributor, you’d all be nice and complimentary to me, right? Because I’m a good guy.
January 5, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Feel like if I joined the Free Press as a contributor, you’d all be nice and complimentary to me, right? Because I’m a good guy.
Maybe this is the year I win a scholarship to a New England prep school and leave my old life behind.
January 5, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Maybe this is the year I win a scholarship to a New England prep school and leave my old life behind.
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we need a hangover day for parent recovery after the holidays, nobody should have to do work until they've had a day of peace and quiet at home
January 5, 2026 at 6:13 PM
we need a hangover day for parent recovery after the holidays, nobody should have to do work until they've had a day of peace and quiet at home
Who, uh, drove in to work today? I could use a ride home.
Jonathan Gannon had the opportunity to inform his players he'd been fired, explaining to them that this is another example of adversity. Sounded like it was a powerful final message.
The Cardinals are firing coach Jonathan Gannon, sources say.
Endless losses to finish an injury-riddled season spelled the end of Gannon, who should be a top-tier defensive coordinator candidate now.
Endless losses to finish an injury-riddled season spelled the end of Gannon, who should be a top-tier defensive coordinator candidate now.
January 5, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Who, uh, drove in to work today? I could use a ride home.
No matter how many times you tell me, I will never figure out how to pronounce Mahtomedi.
the rule today should be: no tim walz takes unless you can pronounce shakopee, wayzata, and lake winnibagoshish
some of you look very silly
some of you look very silly
January 5, 2026 at 5:41 PM
No matter how many times you tell me, I will never figure out how to pronounce Mahtomedi.
I expected Tim Walz to Hold Steady, but I guess now we have to figure out The Replacements. Worried that Minnesota could become a Soul Asylum.
January 5, 2026 at 5:08 PM
I expected Tim Walz to Hold Steady, but I guess now we have to figure out The Replacements. Worried that Minnesota could become a Soul Asylum.
Many are saying this.
I was just back in Minnesota for the holidays and I agree with @normcharlatan.bsky.social
January 5, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Many are saying this.
Going to work because I don’t want to pay to heat my house.
January 5, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Going to work because I don’t want to pay to heat my house.
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Instead of watching Stranger Things, maybe we should start building stronger things, like the rule of law and a commitment to democratic norms
November 27, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Instead of watching Stranger Things, maybe we should start building stronger things, like the rule of law and a commitment to democratic norms