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avi: me, a late-30s white guy with glasses and a mustache.
banner: protect trans kids knife.
tear down the bo statue.
writer on hiatus. me/cfs since 2005-ish. long covid superstar. audhd all-star. disabled at home. he/him.
banner: protect trans kids knife.
tear down the bo statue.
writer on hiatus. me/cfs since 2005-ish. long covid superstar. audhd all-star. disabled at home. he/him.
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The Football Fan's Primer For 2025-26 Michigan Women's Basketball, Which Kicks Ass
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do i feel bad that my fantasy finals opponent didn’t handcuff jordan love with malik willis, who i just scooped as a post-waivers add?
nooooooooooooooooope
nooooooooooooooooope
Schefter: Jordan Love (concussion) won't play Week 17.
Malik Willis (right shoulder, illness) is expected to start.
Malik Willis (right shoulder, illness) is expected to start.
December 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
do i feel bad that my fantasy finals opponent didn’t handcuff jordan love with malik willis, who i just scooped as a post-waivers add?
nooooooooooooooooope
nooooooooooooooooope
pleased to report kyle whittingham has an instagram account that doesn’t appear to have been touched since 2014
Is the word “better” even necessary there
December 26, 2025 at 5:51 PM
pleased to report kyle whittingham has an instagram account that doesn’t appear to have been touched since 2014
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welcome to the hh holmes field at ted kaczynski stadium, never forget people are complicated
August 16, 2023 at 6:01 PM
welcome to the hh holmes field at ted kaczynski stadium, never forget people are complicated
well fuck it’s back
December 26, 2025 at 5:41 PM
well fuck it’s back
i cannot bring myself to care about who michigan brings in as the football coach until we have a better idea of who’s gonna be running the athletic department going forward
December 26, 2025 at 5:13 PM
i cannot bring myself to care about who michigan brings in as the football coach until we have a better idea of who’s gonna be running the athletic department going forward
“it’s actually worse when we’re good: the detroit lions story”
December 26, 2025 at 12:28 AM
“it’s actually worse when we’re good: the detroit lions story”
please help, i did not expect the pigeon to have this much… dipshit panache?
December 26, 2025 at 12:14 AM
please help, i did not expect the pigeon to have this much… dipshit panache?
we are innovators and trendsetters in losing, bringing back shit you haven’t seen since the moto razr
Vikings have minus-3 passing yards through three quarters.
Last time a team won a game with negative passing yards through three quarters was 2006 (Texans and David Carr over Raiders).
Last time a team won a game with negative passing yards through three quarters was 2006 (Texans and David Carr over Raiders).
December 26, 2025 at 12:00 AM
we are innovators and trendsetters in losing, bringing back shit you haven’t seen since the moto razr
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incredible for a teslaa to finish this many drives
Isaac TeSlaa career receptions:
13-yard TD
29-yard catch
12-yard TD
11-yard catch
17-yard TD
13-yard TD
29-yard catch
12-yard TD
11-yard catch
17-yard TD
November 27, 2025 at 8:26 PM
incredible for a teslaa to finish this many drives
well this is a sentence: the wife of the college friend who believes jeffrey epstein was a mossad-backed plant to take down american politics just announced she’s pregnant
December 25, 2025 at 3:52 PM
well this is a sentence: the wife of the college friend who believes jeffrey epstein was a mossad-backed plant to take down american politics just announced she’s pregnant
left: september
right: today, my first after successfully tapering another med (desmopressin)
right: today, my first after successfully tapering another med (desmopressin)
December 24, 2025 at 6:12 PM
left: september
right: today, my first after successfully tapering another med (desmopressin)
right: today, my first after successfully tapering another med (desmopressin)
stay on your toes, you might be a starting linebacker for michigan next week
Biff Poggi expects a "significantly different roster" for Michigan football in the Citrus Bowl.
"We're not able to give anybody a financial agreement because we don't have a permanent coach."
247sports.com/college/mich...
"We're not able to give anybody a financial agreement because we don't have a permanent coach."
247sports.com/college/mich...
Why Biff Poggi expects a 'significantly different roster' for Michigan football in the Citrus Bowl
Michigan football has three confirmed opt-outs for the Citrus Bowl on New Year's Eve against Texas, but interim head coach Biff Poggi expects that number to increase —…
247sports.com
December 24, 2025 at 4:36 PM
stay on your toes, you might be a starting linebacker for michigan next week
when the matchup after the switch is too good to hide your delight
December 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
when the matchup after the switch is too good to hide your delight
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some unfortunate people in cbs’ legal department are beyond sick of bari weiss’ shit right now
Well that was quick. Feel free to drop mirrors/archives in the replies
December 23, 2025 at 12:52 AM
some unfortunate people in cbs’ legal department are beyond sick of bari weiss’ shit right now
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Disabled people are kept from participating in public life or building any kind of visibility or cultural power, therefore they are an easy target for this kind of casual bigotry. By refusing to take their needs seriously, for example refusing to mask in public, you’re part of the larger problem!
December 22, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Disabled people are kept from participating in public life or building any kind of visibility or cultural power, therefore they are an easy target for this kind of casual bigotry. By refusing to take their needs seriously, for example refusing to mask in public, you’re part of the larger problem!
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1 reason the r word has become popular again, esp among “edgy leftists” is bc disabled ppl don’t have any social power to enforce consequences when the slur is used. No leftist podcaster would use the n word bc they fear backlash, but using the r word is fine bc who cares what disabled ppl think?
“It turns out that banishing the slur from public discourse was, in fact, important. Because now it’s back and it turns out that it does matter when subtext becomes actual text, when terrible people enable open hatred and bigotry, encouraging others to emulate them, degrading us all.”
Perry: The return of the r-word
"These days, the r-word slur has become a staple of the American right wing, uttered with few professional or social consequences," David M. Perry writes.
www.startribune.com
December 22, 2025 at 5:52 PM
1 reason the r word has become popular again, esp among “edgy leftists” is bc disabled ppl don’t have any social power to enforce consequences when the slur is used. No leftist podcaster would use the n word bc they fear backlash, but using the r word is fine bc who cares what disabled ppl think?
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frankly if he was being racist and talking shit about his mom DK let him off easy
December 22, 2025 at 4:36 PM
frankly if he was being racist and talking shit about his mom DK let him off easy
this might explain why the fan didn’t give his real name the first time the freep asked him
Here’s Metcalf’s side. If he did report this fan in the past, I’m sure there’s a record of it.
December 22, 2025 at 4:36 PM
this might explain why the fan didn’t give his real name the first time the freep asked him
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A lot of folks on the online left loved using this word, and I wonder how many of them were smart enough to scrub those tweets when Trump got elected again bsky.app/profile/loll...
“It turns out that banishing the slur from public discourse was, in fact, important. Because now it’s back and it turns out that it does matter when subtext becomes actual text, when terrible people enable open hatred and bigotry, encouraging others to emulate them, degrading us all.”
Perry: The return of the r-word
"These days, the r-word slur has become a staple of the American right wing, uttered with few professional or social consequences," David M. Perry writes.
www.startribune.com
December 22, 2025 at 4:04 PM
A lot of folks on the online left loved using this word, and I wonder how many of them were smart enough to scrub those tweets when Trump got elected again bsky.app/profile/loll...
becoming increasingly clear that, if anything, dk should’ve punched the guy much harder
December 21, 2025 at 11:52 PM
becoming increasingly clear that, if anything, dk should’ve punched the guy much harder
well that’s the most lions thing to happen in a while
December 21, 2025 at 10:50 PM
well that’s the most lions thing to happen in a while
thank you
There are 10 million systemic issues in the Michigan Athletic Department and "coach commits computer crime, immediately gets fired and referred to the FBI" isn't even in the top 9 million
December 21, 2025 at 6:28 PM
thank you