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avi: me, a late-30s white guy with glasses and a mustache.
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tear down the bo statue.

writer on hiatus. me/cfs since 2005-ish. long covid superstar. audhd all-star. disabled at home. he/him.
call me ichiro
November 11, 2025 at 5:20 PM
hell yeah all contact no power, that's very close to my real life skillset (no contact no power)
November 11, 2025 at 5:17 PM
she should've sent that money to me, personally
November 11, 2025 at 5:13 PM
lol same
November 11, 2025 at 5:07 PM
a shortcut to learning the law, definitely
November 11, 2025 at 4:52 PM
she said no shortcuts!
November 11, 2025 at 4:49 PM
rule of dibs, sorry
November 11, 2025 at 4:46 PM
brb setting up a very legitimate bar exam study program
November 11, 2025 at 4:45 PM
“you’re doing the right thing, kim, but the haters and losers are focusing all their energy on stopping you from being…”
“a lawyer.”
“for real?”
“yeah.”
[regaining composure] “the bar exam is haunted.” bsky.app/profile/stre...
Tell her she only failed bc she’s under spiritual attack. Set yourself up for life. Come on this is day one stuff
November 11, 2025 at 4:42 PM
always blame the spirits, it’s undefeated
November 11, 2025 at 4:39 PM
she might be mad in the moment but when you’re right you’re right!
November 11, 2025 at 4:36 PM
man that is dead on
November 11, 2025 at 3:56 PM
the critical thing here is he’s the guy who traded luka
November 11, 2025 at 3:55 PM
detroit: let’s pay tribute to the worst era in franchise history but also make it boring
November 11, 2025 at 3:54 PM
the groverhaus of watches (complimentary)
November 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Reposted by ace
LOOK AT IT
November 11, 2025 at 3:42 PM
that’s ugly as sin
fuck yeah
November 11, 2025 at 3:44 PM
being as unnerving as possible by using my customer service phone voice from a past life to demand they all resign in shame
November 11, 2025 at 3:34 PM
called both senators and didn’t curse once, where is my medal
November 11, 2025 at 3:31 PM
showing, even
November 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM
are images broken? that’s a screenshot slowing slotkin is my last three outgoing calls
November 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM