piestachio 🥧
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aspiring carbohydrate | indiscriminate yelling | dnd | college football | reality tv | various plants | Hornt for Good™️
Emily may be mean, but she is correct
she/her
Emily may be mean, but she is correct
she/her
Pinned
I’m only accepting compliments in 2025 so if you’ve got a negative comment you can shove it up your ass 🥰
God the nuclear block really is a nosy bitch’s worst enemy.
November 20, 2025 at 2:14 PM
God the nuclear block really is a nosy bitch’s worst enemy.
How is there not a “shut up and rearrange my guts” gif bc a girl has needs
a cartoon cat is laying in a wooden box with the lid open
Alt: a cartoon cat is laying in a wooden box with the lid open
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 1:31 PM
How is there not a “shut up and rearrange my guts” gif bc a girl has needs
Oh good love to wake up and see that they’re about to ramp up the fucking with ADHD meds again
November 20, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Oh good love to wake up and see that they’re about to ramp up the fucking with ADHD meds again
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trying to start a moral panic and the stories are all like “the ADHD meds really helped but didn’t solve everything”
November 20, 2025 at 12:07 PM
trying to start a moral panic and the stories are all like “the ADHD meds really helped but didn’t solve everything”
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Nearly killed in a crosswalk by Lowly Worm doing 490 km/h in a Bugatti apple
November 20, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Nearly killed in a crosswalk by Lowly Worm doing 490 km/h in a Bugatti apple
Yes I’m watching southern charm again bc what is sleep
November 20, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Yes I’m watching southern charm again bc what is sleep
Honestly crying is such a great way to scare off a trash ass fuckboy so good job Molly
November 20, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Honestly crying is such a great way to scare off a trash ass fuckboy so good job Molly
Oh god football anxiety
November 20, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Oh god football anxiety
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i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff
November 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff
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that's cool, my agency just signed Pecorino Romano, which is younger, saltier, and in the midst of a high-profile romance with a certain "Pepe"
United Talent Agency has signed literal type of cheese Parmigiano Reggiano to its roster with the goal of finding product-placement opportunities for the brand in film and TV
www.vulture.com/article/parm...?
www.vulture.com/article/parm...?
Beloved Cheese Parmigiano Reggiano Signs With UTA
The blonde Italian bombshell is about to be all over film and TV.
www.vulture.com
November 20, 2025 at 12:16 AM
that's cool, my agency just signed Pecorino Romano, which is younger, saltier, and in the midst of a high-profile romance with a certain "Pepe"
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Who called it a BDSM bear and not Teddy Fuxpin
Sales of AI-enabled teddy bear suspended after it gave advice on BDSM sex and where to find knives
Sales of AI-enabled teddy bear suspended after it gave advice on BDSM sex and where to find knives | CNN Business
Sales of an artificial intelligence-enabled plush toy have been suspended after it was found that it engaged in conversation around sexually explicit topics and offered potentially dangerous advice.
www.cnn.com
November 20, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Who called it a BDSM bear and not Teddy Fuxpin
Back on my bullshit falling in love with $2000 dresses
November 20, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Back on my bullshit falling in love with $2000 dresses
Haven’t listened to this playlist in a minute but it is still delightful
a man in a black shirt says fajitas be carefull very hot platel very hot
Alt: a man in a black shirt says fajitas be careful very hot plate very hot
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Haven’t listened to this playlist in a minute but it is still delightful
I kind of love Venita & Carl 🫣
November 20, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I kind of love Venita & Carl 🫣
Ooo hey thanks for the helpful thread of mutes for their safety
November 20, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Ooo hey thanks for the helpful thread of mutes for their safety
Oh y’all are going to be assholes tonight ok you can all gfy
November 19, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Oh y’all are going to be assholes tonight ok you can all gfy
There is something about being told to do something I was already going to do that makes my entire brain short circuit. No. Now I don’t wanna.
November 19, 2025 at 8:40 PM
There is something about being told to do something I was already going to do that makes my entire brain short circuit. No. Now I don’t wanna.
Lol they wouldn’t do that to an sec team
Could the CFP committee snub Ole Miss if Lane Kiffin left in the next two weeks?
The committee’s protocol says they can. And the Florida State precedent looms large.
sports.yahoo.com/college-foot...
The committee’s protocol says they can. And the Florida State precedent looms large.
sports.yahoo.com/college-foot...
If Lane Kiffin bolts Oxford, could the CFP committee ding Ole Miss ... or leave them out of the playoff altogether?
There's already a precedent where the committee left a team out of the College Football Playoff because it was missing a key player. The same protocol applies to coaches — and Lane Kiffin is vital to ...
sports.yahoo.com
November 19, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Lol they wouldn’t do that to an sec team
I am going to the fucking moon tonight to celebrate this file closing
a painting of a smiling moon with red eyes and the letter b on the bottom
Alt: a painting of a smiling moon with red eyes
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I am going to the fucking moon tonight to celebrate this file closing
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man we should bring back the pamphlet
Hey historians 🗃️: Do you know of presses that publish short books (around 30K words / 90 pages plus notes)? I have been working on an article project that could easily turn into an great micro-history of that length, but I'm not sure it would make it to the usual full 60-90K words...
November 19, 2025 at 3:48 AM
man we should bring back the pamphlet
South Carolina mad once again that nobody thought of them
entire state of georgia screaming, crying, throwing up
Chiles Peach Orchard claims world's heaviest peach record
Chiles Peach Orchard in the western Albemarle County village of Crozet has claimed a Guinness World Record: heaviest peach.
dailyprogress.com
November 19, 2025 at 3:55 PM
South Carolina mad once again that nobody thought of them
Man what? Get blue maga out of my notifications. Weren’t we supposed to be allowed to opt out of Discover by now?
November 19, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Man what? Get blue maga out of my notifications. Weren’t we supposed to be allowed to opt out of Discover by now?
@streetlightlily.bsky.social take your fucking meds jfc
November 19, 2025 at 3:02 PM
@streetlightlily.bsky.social take your fucking meds jfc
Three minutes into the work day I already want to quit
November 19, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Three minutes into the work day I already want to quit
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