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cait (and adonis)
@cait.bsky.social
The Ringleader
big famous microblogger
pet account reactionary
flamboyant wrecker
goddess of uselessness

[she/her] texan in ma. Adonis' mom
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EVERYONE: be quiet. the baby is sleeping
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jobs that make money now: gambler, professional lie creator

jobs that don’t make money: healthcare worker, educator
February 20, 2026 at 1:59 AM
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a little cup?? a little cup of water for Donnie??
February 19, 2026 at 10:52 PM
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The Talmud is very clear on this. The rabbis considered the trolley problem long before it was known as such. If you’re in a position where you have to make that kind of choice you attack the person demanding it.
Israel plays fast and loose with conflating itself to the Jewish people. But that's the thing - EVEN IF THEY REPRESENT ALL JEWS, AND EVEN IF GENOCIDE WAS THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE US, IT'S STILL WRONG.

The end.

That's the point.
February 19, 2026 at 11:28 PM
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bullying always works
AMC says they will not be screening an AI short film after online uproar

A third-party ad programmer had planned to show it in ~30% of their theaters

(via THR)
February 19, 2026 at 9:38 PM
a little cup?? a little cup of water for Donnie??
February 19, 2026 at 10:52 PM
this type of thinking is hard to fathom but the thing you have to remember is that these people want to be martyrs more than they want to have alive children
February 19, 2026 at 6:56 PM
oh so now economists have principles all of a sudden
February 19, 2026 at 4:15 PM
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“Please be considerate of the small business owners that probably voted for Trump during this trying time where they have no customers because of armed goons kidnapping people on the streets”

No. Thank you
February 19, 2026 at 3:15 PM
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it's so funny to try to legitimize a moronic argument by claiming that it is supported by a growing movement of diverse thinkers and then you list the people who belong to that movement and every single one is stupid and/or racist
February 19, 2026 at 2:27 PM
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upset
February 18, 2026 at 10:33 PM
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a little man who ate a cheese fry
February 19, 2026 at 12:04 AM
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ok but how is the opposition party supposed to win over his supporters now, have they even thought about that
February 19, 2026 at 1:07 PM
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Everyone in the "PR emails" business has seen a huge uptick in low-effort AI spam in the past couple years, but this is the first time in my experience that someone has setup their AI agent so incorrectly that it is emailing me the overnight business updates it's supposed to be sending home.
February 19, 2026 at 12:38 PM
February 19, 2026 at 12:30 PM
one feature twitter has that i wish we had here is community notes. there is nothing funnier than reading a post, scrolling down and seeing it immediately annihilated by somebody linking to the wikipedia page for "joke"
February 19, 2026 at 11:40 AM
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“my children might see the children I voted to put in shackles, how shall they grow up”
February 19, 2026 at 4:44 AM
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Was trying to remember a Will Forte quote from Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie and accidentally figured out how to make Google’s AI tool shut up
February 19, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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if we find aliens and they have better stuff than us i'd low key crash out
February 19, 2026 at 2:05 AM
a little man who ate a cheese fry
February 19, 2026 at 12:04 AM
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doing some research prep for this episode and stumbled upon perhaps the craziest jeff bezo photo ever
February 18, 2026 at 11:02 PM
upset
February 18, 2026 at 10:33 PM
i've never come closer to walking out of a movie theater than i did during Don't Breathe, where the much hyped final reveal was just rape. the main character kidnapped a woman, forcibly impregnated her and was keeping her locked in his basement. this movie got a sequel btw
fun question: what’s the maddest you’ve ever been leaving a movie theater? not necessarily worst movie you’ve seen, but the one that just pissed you off the most. mine is Batman v Superman
February 18, 2026 at 10:20 PM
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things woud go fucking crazy if me and an open minded woman got up to some bisexual Shit
February 18, 2026 at 8:56 PM
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February 18, 2026 at 8:13 PM
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this & other comments i've seen about how bluesky needs to "improve its algorithm" suggest a lot of people have grown to like a totally passive social media experience where a computer pushes an endless stream of content tailored to what it thinks they would like while they clap like seals
February 18, 2026 at 7:17 PM