jenny tightpants
@jtp.bsky.social
backend developer at bluesky
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jenny tightpants
@jtp.bsky.social
· Aug 15
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what your feed looks like after watching game trailers
February 12, 2026 at 9:07 AM
what your feed looks like after watching game trailers
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who the fuck does youtube think i am
February 12, 2026 at 4:20 AM
who the fuck does youtube think i am
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the founding fathers would have hated bitcoin because it flies in the face of article i section 8 of the constitution
theyd be marching into department stores to destroy kohls cash
theyd be marching into department stores to destroy kohls cash
February 11, 2026 at 1:07 PM
the founding fathers would have hated bitcoin because it flies in the face of article i section 8 of the constitution
theyd be marching into department stores to destroy kohls cash
theyd be marching into department stores to destroy kohls cash
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“headache community”
February 12, 2026 at 5:57 AM
“headache community”
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rewatching the office
February 12, 2026 at 3:51 AM
rewatching the office
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too many kids today have never destroyed the family PC with sketchy downloads
you must learn to fear Computer before you can properly wield Computer
you must learn to fear Computer before you can properly wield Computer
folks today don't know the abject fear of inadvertently downloading, for the first (and only lol) time, a .exe file from kazaa or limewire and it shows
def one of those "it only takes one time to learn" but oooo boy at what cost for that single instance
def one of those "it only takes one time to learn" but oooo boy at what cost for that single instance
February 12, 2026 at 2:08 AM
too many kids today have never destroyed the family PC with sketchy downloads
you must learn to fear Computer before you can properly wield Computer
you must learn to fear Computer before you can properly wield Computer
opening vim on all my friends' and coworkers' computers so they have to learn it to figure out how to close it
One reason you should be using the vim text editor is that, other than it making you look at least 34% cooler and sexier, is you have to learn the language of commands it uses, in order to use it.
You have to actively, deliberately, learn just how to close it.
learnvim.irian.to/basics/vim_g...
You have to actively, deliberately, learn just how to close it.
learnvim.irian.to/basics/vim_g...
Vim Grammar | Learn Vim
Vim Grammar
learnvim.irian.to
February 11, 2026 at 11:49 PM
opening vim on all my friends' and coworkers' computers so they have to learn it to figure out how to close it
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"its hard to talk about a complex and multi-faceted subject that's also one of the most hotly debated topics on the planet that potentially touches many aspects of everyone's lives" yeah man this is the About Forty Words app. why're you trying to do all that on the About Forty Words app
Once again: people are angry for very good reason, and this brand of post is perhaps one of the most tedious and bewildering. Practically every social media platform is rabidly pro-‘AI’ so are govts, academia, companies. This one small space being critical of AI is okay, I think.
February 11, 2026 at 11:41 PM
"its hard to talk about a complex and multi-faceted subject that's also one of the most hotly debated topics on the planet that potentially touches many aspects of everyone's lives" yeah man this is the About Forty Words app. why're you trying to do all that on the About Forty Words app
i like that discord is fucking up because i resent the network effect which forces me to have to use it
February 11, 2026 at 11:36 PM
i like that discord is fucking up because i resent the network effect which forces me to have to use it
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Every fucking company is like "hey guys you know that thing we make? That we are famous for? Well we're not doing it anymore. Here's a chatbot that'll tell you to drink bleach instead. You're welcome"
After 40 years of publishing, Harlequin will end its iconic historical romance line in 2027:
#Booksky
#Booksky
Harlequin Is Ending Its Historical Romance Line After Nearly 40 Years - Reactor
The publisher's decision to end its historical romance line in 2027 comes on the heels of controversial changes to its international publishing tactics
reactormag.com
February 11, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Every fucking company is like "hey guys you know that thing we make? That we are famous for? Well we're not doing it anymore. Here's a chatbot that'll tell you to drink bleach instead. You're welcome"
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One reason you should be using the vim text editor is that, other than it making you look at least 34% cooler and sexier, is you have to learn the language of commands it uses, in order to use it.
You have to actively, deliberately, learn just how to close it.
learnvim.irian.to/basics/vim_g...
You have to actively, deliberately, learn just how to close it.
learnvim.irian.to/basics/vim_g...
Vim Grammar | Learn Vim
Vim Grammar
learnvim.irian.to
February 11, 2026 at 10:54 PM
One reason you should be using the vim text editor is that, other than it making you look at least 34% cooler and sexier, is you have to learn the language of commands it uses, in order to use it.
You have to actively, deliberately, learn just how to close it.
learnvim.irian.to/basics/vim_g...
You have to actively, deliberately, learn just how to close it.
learnvim.irian.to/basics/vim_g...
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Notepad should not know what the internet is. If you have notepad talking to remote servers you're already like 10 steps into a "factors leading to" slide.
What the heck are they doing over there
What the heck are they doing over there
The AI features added to Notepad created a critical exploit vulnerable to loading a compromised txt file.
The fix is part of Patch Tuesday, so update your systems.
AI is not a feature I ever desired in Notepad. I should look into some alternatives...
The fix is part of Patch Tuesday, so update your systems.
AI is not a feature I ever desired in Notepad. I should look into some alternatives...
AI-upgraded Notepad now exposes Windows users to critical exploit
A critical remote code execution vulnerability found in the AI-upgraded Windows 11 Notepad has fueled renewed criticism of Microsoft's forced AI feature creep.
cybernews.com
February 11, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Notepad should not know what the internet is. If you have notepad talking to remote servers you're already like 10 steps into a "factors leading to" slide.
What the heck are they doing over there
What the heck are they doing over there
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to be clear this was a joke. be nice to her
gf just called me a passoid
February 11, 2026 at 10:17 PM
to be clear this was a joke. be nice to her
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Programming is not a real job because programmers don't get to wear special hats while programming.
They know this, that's why programmers made up imaginary hats to they pretend to wear. They don't even describe these hats other than color, such is their shame at their hatlessness.
They know this, that's why programmers made up imaginary hats to they pretend to wear. They don't even describe these hats other than color, such is their shame at their hatlessness.
February 11, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Programming is not a real job because programmers don't get to wear special hats while programming.
They know this, that's why programmers made up imaginary hats to they pretend to wear. They don't even describe these hats other than color, such is their shame at their hatlessness.
They know this, that's why programmers made up imaginary hats to they pretend to wear. They don't even describe these hats other than color, such is their shame at their hatlessness.
gf just called me a passoid
February 11, 2026 at 5:01 AM
gf just called me a passoid
why didn't goku go super saiyan when krillin died the first time?
February 10, 2026 at 9:26 AM
why didn't goku go super saiyan when krillin died the first time?
gonna tell my kids this was stranger things
February 10, 2026 at 9:01 AM
gonna tell my kids this was stranger things
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loot does not drop upon defeating me. the developers didn't expect anyone to attack me, i am so vulnerable, and only trying to help. why did you raise your sword? for material gain? i would give you anything i have if you had only asked. i did not ask to be in this game, i did not ask to have 6hp.
February 8, 2026 at 12:55 AM
loot does not drop upon defeating me. the developers didn't expect anyone to attack me, i am so vulnerable, and only trying to help. why did you raise your sword? for material gain? i would give you anything i have if you had only asked. i did not ask to be in this game, i did not ask to have 6hp.
tesla is a zombie company and he's trying to juice the spacex IPO. you guys seriously believe this shit?
Elon Musk's ambition to one day settle Mars appears to have taken a back seat for a rather nearer and more achievable goal – sending humans to live on the moon. https://cnn.it/46sbAMm
February 10, 2026 at 4:14 AM
tesla is a zombie company and he's trying to juice the spacex IPO. you guys seriously believe this shit?