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inplacesdeep.bsky.social
DMiurge
@inplacesdeep.bsky.social
She/Her, TTRPG blogger who likes Old Things, Pinko, Witch Loving Witch, Assigned Mage at Birth

Acteon had it comin'

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Hi! I'm Miranda and I write stuff for old versions of D&D. In particular I am writing up a megadungeon I've been running for over a decade on this patreon. Nightwick Abbey! It's spooky! It moves! It's alive! It's got an orange julius!

Check it out!
Get more from In Places Deep on Patreon
creating RPG material for the World of Nightwick and others.
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Liberalism is inherently aggressive.
February 11, 2026 at 12:40 AM
You vs the guy she told you not to worry about
February 11, 2026 at 7:20 AM
Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card
Mormons would rather get in the robot than go to therapy
February 11, 2026 at 7:14 AM
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Hispanic women who date Muslim men expose them to Hispanic culture and Gladio.
February 10, 2026 at 7:20 AM
fuck the codex gigas, marry the morgan bible, also kill the voynich manuscript
fuck the codex argenteus. marry the codex amiatinus. dump the codex amiatinus to run away with the codex argenteus and marry it instead. kill the voynich manuscript
February 11, 2026 at 6:54 AM
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[loud purring]
February 11, 2026 at 6:50 AM
The darkest of the pages in the codex argenteus are how I calibrate "my favorite color?"
fuck the codex argenteus. marry the codex amiatinus. dump the codex amiatinus to run away with the codex argenteus and marry it instead. kill the voynich manuscript
February 11, 2026 at 6:48 AM
True feminism has never been tried
ottowoman empire
February 11, 2026 at 6:29 AM
Can't find a gif of it but the part where the girl in the Evil Dead reboot cranks the chainsaw while it's between her legs and it's raining blood so the gore can get passed the censors
February 11, 2026 at 6:28 AM
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February 11, 2026 at 5:26 AM
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sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young
February 10, 2026 at 7:51 PM
"If you want to return to the Wen to buy horse cum, you may. They may even have specialty stalls" - apparently me in some session months ago
February 11, 2026 at 2:06 AM
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When a sitting representative refers to the Super Bowl halftime show as “pornography,” people should use that to reflect on how they and other representatives are simultaneously working to ban, censor, and restrict “pornography” and what that actually means
February 10, 2026 at 6:52 PM
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[millennial woman in bed with her boyfriend] no babe it's okay, the heckin chonkers scare me
February 10, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Suddenly want an enormous basilosaurus plushie
This one from wikipedia is kinda cute
February 10, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Whale evolution was one of my hyperfixations as a kid and my mom tried to explain how much I knew about it to a teacher and the teacher stared daggers at her for letting me think evolution was real
Whale evolution makes me uncomfortable
February 10, 2026 at 12:06 PM
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and a reminder that every billionaire had committed several crimes
Sorry to be Radical Left but I don't think we should put people who haven't committed a crime, and aren't even accused of committing a crime, into any sort of "Detention"
February 10, 2026 at 11:50 AM
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"no employee should even be expected to defend or overlook actions that conflict so deeply with our own moral values"

MFW she has more backbone than centuries old universities
Chappell Roan is leaving her talent agency led by Casey Wasserman after he appeared in the Epstein files.
February 10, 2026 at 7:02 AM
Mother
Here's the statue from the shrine. Sadly headless but you can tell it is Her from the lion throne.
February 10, 2026 at 11:19 AM
Nothing but love for my girl
Good day thus far. There is sunshine, and I got to pay my respects at an actual temple of Cybele. Here's our girl Attis
February 10, 2026 at 11:07 AM
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There’s literally a straight line between Trump, Epstein, and the retaliatory lawsuits against women who came forward with allegations against celebrity men like Amber Heard and Blake Lively. They all even have the same PR folks. And yet people still refuse to see it
February 3, 2026 at 8:03 PM
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Age verification? Know then that it is the year 10 191. The Known Universe is ruled by the Padishah Emperor Shaddam IV.
Age verification? I have crossed oceans of time to find you!
Age verification? From the dawn of time we came; moving silently down through the centuries, living many secret lives, struggling to reach the time of the Gathering; when the few who remain will battle to the last. No one has ever known we were among you... until now.
February 10, 2026 at 9:25 AM
Age verification? I have crossed oceans of time to find you!
Age verification? From the dawn of time we came; moving silently down through the centuries, living many secret lives, struggling to reach the time of the Gathering; when the few who remain will battle to the last. No one has ever known we were among you... until now.
Age verification? I used to rewind cassette tapes with a pencil.
February 10, 2026 at 8:02 AM
they must be punished
who the hell called it a crypto wallet and not a crypto keeper
February 10, 2026 at 7:55 AM
Me: everything sucks and we are slowly crawling towards the point where we all boil

Me after seeing this: God Himself has smiled upon me
February 10, 2026 at 7:46 AM