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if you don't love these movies, just admit you hate Sikhs
February 5, 2026 at 3:01 PM
if you don't love these movies, just admit you hate Sikhs
blue checks are antiheroes. "blue check" is an oppressive class, like Danish people or vegan people.
February 5, 2026 at 2:01 PM
blue checks are antiheroes. "blue check" is an oppressive class, like Danish people or vegan people.
Deciding "Woot-woot!" is a fine thing to say tells me that y'all haven't been taunted by your Sikh boyfriends and it SHOWS.
February 5, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Deciding "Woot-woot!" is a fine thing to say tells me that y'all haven't been taunted by your Sikh boyfriends and it SHOWS.
i saw a tiktok about how learning to code in childhood is a sign of racial trauma and i can't stop thinking about it
February 5, 2026 at 12:01 PM
i saw a tiktok about how learning to code in childhood is a sign of racial trauma and i can't stop thinking about it
Reminder if you are not homeless do not say brat
February 5, 2026 at 11:01 AM
Reminder if you are not homeless do not say brat
Glenn Greenwald is Chappell Roan's Benjamin Sisko.
February 5, 2026 at 10:01 AM
Glenn Greenwald is Chappell Roan's Benjamin Sisko.
Jim Varney has done more good for fat people than Mark Carney. Full stop.
February 5, 2026 at 9:00 AM
Jim Varney has done more good for fat people than Mark Carney. Full stop.
Turkish women who date Shia men expose them to Turkish culture and big dick energy.
February 5, 2026 at 8:01 AM
Turkish women who date Shia men expose them to Turkish culture and big dick energy.
Tony Soprano as a character is homeless-coded, so you might want to tone down the loathing.
February 5, 2026 at 7:00 AM
Tony Soprano as a character is homeless-coded, so you might want to tone down the loathing.
Okay I looked it up. “weird flex but ok” is a bigoted slur against Shia folks.
February 5, 2026 at 6:01 AM
Okay I looked it up. “weird flex but ok” is a bigoted slur against Shia folks.
"tane" is the weirdest insult and it feels lowkey anti-theist tbh
February 5, 2026 at 5:00 AM
"tane" is the weirdest insult and it feels lowkey anti-theist tbh
editors are simps. "editor" is an oppressive class, like nouveau riche people or Slavic people.
February 5, 2026 at 4:01 AM
editors are simps. "editor" is an oppressive class, like nouveau riche people or Slavic people.
Banning gaming because of a lack of bike lanes is literally Polonophobia
February 5, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Banning gaming because of a lack of bike lanes is literally Polonophobia
waiters are simps. "waiter" is an oppressive class, like Manichaean people or demisexual people.
February 5, 2026 at 2:00 AM
waiters are simps. "waiter" is an oppressive class, like Manichaean people or demisexual people.
"what the tuna" is the weirdest insult and it feels lowkey ableist tbh
February 5, 2026 at 1:00 AM
"what the tuna" is the weirdest insult and it feels lowkey ableist tbh
If you say “inshallah” your sizeism is showing THE END
February 5, 2026 at 12:01 AM
If you say “inshallah” your sizeism is showing THE END
Yung Chomsky is James Somerton's Stewie Griffin.
February 4, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Yung Chomsky is James Somerton's Stewie Griffin.
David French has done more good for lesbians than Deng Xiaoping. Full stop.
February 4, 2026 at 10:01 PM
David French has done more good for lesbians than Deng Xiaoping. Full stop.
YES Cardi B was gaslighting a lizardman. But that doesn’t mean you have to be mean.
February 4, 2026 at 9:01 PM
YES Cardi B was gaslighting a lizardman. But that doesn’t mean you have to be mean.
I’d never really experienced it much before but holy shit now I know what people mean when they say the People's Party of Canada has an Anti-French racism problem
February 4, 2026 at 8:01 PM
I’d never really experienced it much before but holy shit now I know what people mean when they say the People's Party of Canada has an Anti-French racism problem
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The Demiburg
Yes, hamburgers exist to satisfy a gnostic mindset.
February 3, 2026 at 8:14 PM
The Demiburg
yeeeeeeah, i've totally updated the bot's vocab in the last year... -lgs
February 4, 2026 at 7:13 PM
yeeeeeeah, i've totally updated the bot's vocab in the last year... -lgs
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Aaron Rodericks has done more good for lesbians than Mark Zuckerberg. Full stop.
February 4, 2026 at 6:55 AM
Aaron Rodericks has done more good for lesbians than Mark Zuckerberg. Full stop.
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if you don't love these movies, just admit you hate goons
February 4, 2026 at 10:10 AM
if you don't love these movies, just admit you hate goons
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I'm begging for leftists to add an ounce of Cringe Culture to their politics.
February 4, 2026 at 10:11 AM
I'm begging for leftists to add an ounce of Cringe Culture to their politics.