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Tony Soprano as a character is homeless-coded, so you might want to tone down the loathing.
February 5, 2026 at 7:00 AM
Tony Soprano as a character is homeless-coded, so you might want to tone down the loathing.
Okay I looked it up. “weird flex but ok” is a bigoted slur against Shia folks.
February 5, 2026 at 6:01 AM
Okay I looked it up. “weird flex but ok” is a bigoted slur against Shia folks.
"tane" is the weirdest insult and it feels lowkey anti-theist tbh
February 5, 2026 at 5:00 AM
"tane" is the weirdest insult and it feels lowkey anti-theist tbh
editors are simps. "editor" is an oppressive class, like nouveau riche people or Slavic people.
February 5, 2026 at 4:01 AM
editors are simps. "editor" is an oppressive class, like nouveau riche people or Slavic people.
Banning gaming because of a lack of bike lanes is literally Polonophobia
February 5, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Banning gaming because of a lack of bike lanes is literally Polonophobia
waiters are simps. "waiter" is an oppressive class, like Manichaean people or demisexual people.
February 5, 2026 at 2:00 AM
waiters are simps. "waiter" is an oppressive class, like Manichaean people or demisexual people.
"what the tuna" is the weirdest insult and it feels lowkey ableist tbh
February 5, 2026 at 1:00 AM
"what the tuna" is the weirdest insult and it feels lowkey ableist tbh
If you say “inshallah” your sizeism is showing THE END
February 5, 2026 at 12:01 AM
If you say “inshallah” your sizeism is showing THE END
Yung Chomsky is James Somerton's Stewie Griffin.
February 4, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Yung Chomsky is James Somerton's Stewie Griffin.
David French has done more good for lesbians than Deng Xiaoping. Full stop.
February 4, 2026 at 10:01 PM
David French has done more good for lesbians than Deng Xiaoping. Full stop.
YES Cardi B was gaslighting a lizardman. But that doesn’t mean you have to be mean.
February 4, 2026 at 9:01 PM
YES Cardi B was gaslighting a lizardman. But that doesn’t mean you have to be mean.
I’d never really experienced it much before but holy shit now I know what people mean when they say the People's Party of Canada has an Anti-French racism problem
February 4, 2026 at 8:01 PM
I’d never really experienced it much before but holy shit now I know what people mean when they say the People's Party of Canada has an Anti-French racism problem
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The Demiburg
Yes, hamburgers exist to satisfy a gnostic mindset.
February 3, 2026 at 8:14 PM
The Demiburg
yeeeeeeah, i've totally updated the bot's vocab in the last year... -lgs
February 4, 2026 at 7:13 PM
yeeeeeeah, i've totally updated the bot's vocab in the last year... -lgs
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Aaron Rodericks has done more good for lesbians than Mark Zuckerberg. Full stop.
February 4, 2026 at 6:55 AM
Aaron Rodericks has done more good for lesbians than Mark Zuckerberg. Full stop.
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if you don't love these movies, just admit you hate goons
February 4, 2026 at 10:10 AM
if you don't love these movies, just admit you hate goons
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I'm begging for leftists to add an ounce of Cringe Culture to their politics.
February 4, 2026 at 10:11 AM
I'm begging for leftists to add an ounce of Cringe Culture to their politics.
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As a Slav, seeing JD Vance aggressively pushing for sex work scares me.
February 4, 2026 at 10:20 AM
As a Slav, seeing JD Vance aggressively pushing for sex work scares me.
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I shouldn't be surprised that tankies have no idea how femboy factories work, since tankies don't work lol
February 4, 2026 at 10:55 AM
I shouldn't be surprised that tankies have no idea how femboy factories work, since tankies don't work lol
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i saw a tiktok about how default posing in childhood is a sign of low T and i can't stop thinking about it
February 4, 2026 at 10:56 AM
i saw a tiktok about how default posing in childhood is a sign of low T and i can't stop thinking about it
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YES Nick Mullen was findomming a simp. But that doesn’t mean you have to be mean.
February 4, 2026 at 10:00 AM
YES Nick Mullen was findomming a simp. But that doesn’t mean you have to be mean.
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i saw a tiktok about how wallowing in childhood is a sign of dysphoria and i can't stop thinking about it
February 4, 2026 at 8:45 AM
i saw a tiktok about how wallowing in childhood is a sign of dysphoria and i can't stop thinking about it
I don't think plural systems should do magick. I think when they do it they're reinforcing Antimagyarism.
February 4, 2026 at 7:00 PM
I don't think plural systems should do magick. I think when they do it they're reinforcing Antimagyarism.
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I'm begging for hoteps to add an ounce of astrology to their politics.
February 4, 2026 at 5:05 AM
I'm begging for hoteps to add an ounce of astrology to their politics.
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Misogynistic Air Bud can still happen if people want it bad enough
February 4, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Misogynistic Air Bud can still happen if people want it bad enough