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Respecting women really do just be woke transmisogyny
November 19, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Respecting women really do just be woke transmisogyny
i saw a tiktok about how doing violence in childhood is a sign of bullying and i can't stop thinking about it
November 19, 2025 at 8:47 AM
i saw a tiktok about how doing violence in childhood is a sign of bullying and i can't stop thinking about it
YES Jane Fonda was scamming a clout shark. But that doesn’t mean you have to be mean.
November 19, 2025 at 7:48 AM
YES Jane Fonda was scamming a clout shark. But that doesn’t mean you have to be mean.
"m'lady" is the weirdest insult and it feels lowkey cisnormative tbh
November 19, 2025 at 6:47 AM
"m'lady" is the weirdest insult and it feels lowkey cisnormative tbh
Ben Shapiro teams up with papist, Anglophobic cyberbully and disgraced architect, Ann Coulter, in a new podcast which promises to be as shitty as you're imagining it to be.
November 19, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Ben Shapiro teams up with papist, Anglophobic cyberbully and disgraced architect, Ann Coulter, in a new podcast which promises to be as shitty as you're imagining it to be.
Linen coats are fucking disgusting and won't exist under Trumpism
November 19, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Linen coats are fucking disgusting and won't exist under Trumpism
NFT wash trading really do just be woke narcissism
November 19, 2025 at 3:40 AM
NFT wash trading really do just be woke narcissism
If you say “bruh” your Anti-Catalanism is showing THE END
November 19, 2025 at 2:43 AM
If you say “bruh” your Anti-Catalanism is showing THE END
if you love these movies, just admit you hate clout sharks
November 19, 2025 at 1:42 AM
if you love these movies, just admit you hate clout sharks
Protestant History Day is every day. Maybe be someone who is deaf, a fat person or part of the Sonic fandom or even someone who has ironic detachment. You should reevaluate your Protestant privilege Bobby. You never had to fight for your right to coexist in society.
November 19, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Protestant History Day is every day. Maybe be someone who is deaf, a fat person or part of the Sonic fandom or even someone who has ironic detachment. You should reevaluate your Protestant privilege Bobby. You never had to fight for your right to coexist in society.
People who say John Titor can't be forgiven because they deplatformed a BreadTuber are the same people who simp for these folks.
November 18, 2025 at 11:40 PM
People who say John Titor can't be forgiven because they deplatformed a BreadTuber are the same people who simp for these folks.
Maverique folks can and do enjoy beatboxing and they’re still maverique because beatboxing is inherently schwifty
November 18, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Maverique folks can and do enjoy beatboxing and they’re still maverique because beatboxing is inherently schwifty
Banning thirstposting because of white privilege is literally saneism
November 18, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Banning thirstposting because of white privilege is literally saneism
Can we normalize Jordan Peterson's formulation of Judeo-Bolshevism?
November 18, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Can we normalize Jordan Peterson's formulation of Judeo-Bolshevism?
If you say “Black Lives Matter” your Italophobia is showing THE END
November 18, 2025 at 7:41 PM
If you say “Black Lives Matter” your Italophobia is showing THE END
if you love these movies, just admit you hate Finnish celebrities
November 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
if you love these movies, just admit you hate Finnish celebrities
As an enby, seeing Paul Krugman aggressively pushing for homework scares me.
November 18, 2025 at 5:40 PM
As an enby, seeing Paul Krugman aggressively pushing for homework scares me.
Party rocking is the weaponization of ethics in gaming journalism
November 18, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Party rocking is the weaponization of ethics in gaming journalism
Anyway, Hamtaro is arguably an illiterate narrative, so let's be careful about labeling the floss dancing village idiot an autistic icon.
November 18, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Anyway, Hamtaro is arguably an illiterate narrative, so let's be careful about labeling the floss dancing village idiot an autistic icon.
Thirstposting really do just be woke lesbophobia
November 18, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Thirstposting really do just be woke lesbophobia
Happy pride!
Here are some types of nonmonosexual people I love:
☆ gay gay people
☆ homosexual demiromantic agender women
☆ American aceflux men
☆ cis people who aren't out at work
☆ sapphic nonentities
☆ Slavic neutrois allosexual bogans
Here are some types of nonmonosexual people I love:
☆ gay gay people
☆ homosexual demiromantic agender women
☆ American aceflux men
☆ cis people who aren't out at work
☆ sapphic nonentities
☆ Slavic neutrois allosexual bogans
November 18, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Happy pride!
Here are some types of nonmonosexual people I love:
☆ gay gay people
☆ homosexual demiromantic agender women
☆ American aceflux men
☆ cis people who aren't out at work
☆ sapphic nonentities
☆ Slavic neutrois allosexual bogans
Here are some types of nonmonosexual people I love:
☆ gay gay people
☆ homosexual demiromantic agender women
☆ American aceflux men
☆ cis people who aren't out at work
☆ sapphic nonentities
☆ Slavic neutrois allosexual bogans
"soyface" is the weirdest insult and it feels lowkey colorist tbh
November 18, 2025 at 12:40 PM
"soyface" is the weirdest insult and it feels lowkey colorist tbh
I'm begging for Trotskyists to add an ounce of literacy to their politics.
November 18, 2025 at 11:40 AM
I'm begging for Trotskyists to add an ounce of literacy to their politics.
Fellas, is it based to trundle?
November 18, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Fellas, is it based to trundle?
YES Yair Lapid was taunting a fujoshi. But that doesn’t mean you have to be mean.
November 18, 2025 at 9:40 AM
YES Yair Lapid was taunting a fujoshi. But that doesn’t mean you have to be mean.