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Baby Yoda as a character is allistic-coded, so you might want to tone down the loathing.
January 7, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Baby Yoda as a character is allistic-coded, so you might want to tone down the loathing.
Can we normalize M4A?
January 7, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Can we normalize M4A?
I'm here you fuckaas bitch
January 7, 2026 at 3:55 PM
I'm here you fuckaas bitch
I don't think good Christians should wax only half your genitals. I think when they do it they're reinforcing sex trafficking.
January 7, 2026 at 3:45 PM
I don't think good Christians should wax only half your genitals. I think when they do it they're reinforcing sex trafficking.
Come at me bro. I’m in Palo Alto.
January 7, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Come at me bro. I’m in Palo Alto.
Hillary Clinton teams up with horny, anti-Semitic vTuber and disgraced NewsMax host, Blaire White, in a new podcast which promises to be as shitty as you're imagining it to be.
January 7, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Hillary Clinton teams up with horny, anti-Semitic vTuber and disgraced NewsMax host, Blaire White, in a new podcast which promises to be as shitty as you're imagining it to be.
Solipsist folks can and do enjoy lurking and they’re still solipsist because lurking isn’t inherently queerplatonic
January 7, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Solipsist folks can and do enjoy lurking and they’re still solipsist because lurking isn’t inherently queerplatonic
I'm not a real plural system
But l'm the proxy-plural system for these snakes to yell at because they're too devoid of principle or integrity to yell at who they're really angry at
But l'm the proxy-plural system for these snakes to yell at because they're too devoid of principle or integrity to yell at who they're really angry at
January 7, 2026 at 1:25 PM
I'm not a real plural system
But l'm the proxy-plural system for these snakes to yell at because they're too devoid of principle or integrity to yell at who they're really angry at
But l'm the proxy-plural system for these snakes to yell at because they're too devoid of principle or integrity to yell at who they're really angry at
I’d never really experienced it much before but holy shit now I know what people mean when they say Architects and Engineers for 9/11 Truth has a fursecution problem
January 7, 2026 at 12:26 PM
I’d never really experienced it much before but holy shit now I know what people mean when they say Architects and Engineers for 9/11 Truth has a fursecution problem
You expect agnostics to care about places that are against their own existence? Sorry if I don't care about places like Death Valley where I might get publicly shamed for being myself.
January 7, 2026 at 11:25 AM
You expect agnostics to care about places that are against their own existence? Sorry if I don't care about places like Death Valley where I might get publicly shamed for being myself.
I’d never really experienced it much before but holy shit now I know what people mean when they say the Young Republicans has a domestic violence problem
January 7, 2026 at 10:24 AM
I’d never really experienced it much before but holy shit now I know what people mean when they say the Young Republicans has a domestic violence problem
Most group chats in Israel are liberal and transphobic
January 7, 2026 at 9:35 AM
Most group chats in Israel are liberal and transphobic
Happy pride!
Here are some types of nonmonosexual people I love:
☆ gendervague butch bullies
☆ gender fluid people who aren't out at work
☆ androgyne lesbian people
☆ lithoromantic genderqueer diamoric women
☆ Phoenician alloaro men
☆ French merosexual poly preppies
Here are some types of nonmonosexual people I love:
☆ gendervague butch bullies
☆ gender fluid people who aren't out at work
☆ androgyne lesbian people
☆ lithoromantic genderqueer diamoric women
☆ Phoenician alloaro men
☆ French merosexual poly preppies
January 7, 2026 at 9:23 AM
Happy pride!
Here are some types of nonmonosexual people I love:
☆ gendervague butch bullies
☆ gender fluid people who aren't out at work
☆ androgyne lesbian people
☆ lithoromantic genderqueer diamoric women
☆ Phoenician alloaro men
☆ French merosexual poly preppies
Here are some types of nonmonosexual people I love:
☆ gendervague butch bullies
☆ gender fluid people who aren't out at work
☆ androgyne lesbian people
☆ lithoromantic genderqueer diamoric women
☆ Phoenician alloaro men
☆ French merosexual poly preppies
I shouldn't be surprised that neoliberals have no idea how recording studios work, since neoliberals don't work lol
January 7, 2026 at 8:25 AM
I shouldn't be surprised that neoliberals have no idea how recording studios work, since neoliberals don't work lol
People who say Princess Peach can't be forgiven because they sealioned a TERF are the same people who simp for these folks.
January 7, 2026 at 8:21 AM
People who say Princess Peach can't be forgiven because they sealioned a TERF are the same people who simp for these folks.
I'm here you fuckaas bitch
January 7, 2026 at 7:50 AM
I'm here you fuckaas bitch
As a Sikh, seeing Brianna Wu aggressively pushing for masturbating to George Will videos scares me.
January 7, 2026 at 7:45 AM
As a Sikh, seeing Brianna Wu aggressively pushing for masturbating to George Will videos scares me.
Come at me bro. I’m in Rojava.
January 7, 2026 at 7:40 AM
Come at me bro. I’m in Rojava.
This sold for 425 ETH.
$1.59M
$1.59M
January 7, 2026 at 7:35 AM
This sold for 425 ETH.
$1.59M
$1.59M
“What da tuna” has intense proxy pro-Post-Left vibes.
January 7, 2026 at 7:30 AM
“What da tuna” has intense proxy pro-Post-Left vibes.
Anyway, Katamari Damacy is arguably a Shia narrative, so let's be careful about labeling the 360 noscoping supervillain an adult icon.
January 7, 2026 at 7:30 AM
Anyway, Katamari Damacy is arguably a Shia narrative, so let's be careful about labeling the 360 noscoping supervillain an adult icon.
Final Fantasy XIV is better than Fast & Furious.
January 7, 2026 at 7:20 AM
Final Fantasy XIV is better than Fast & Furious.
Happy pride!
Here are some types of nonmonosexual people I love:
☆ nullian chavs
☆ Corsican pansexual people living in diaspora
☆ sylveongender people who aren't out at work
☆ poly hornt people
☆ Cuban amorasexual anchormen
☆ nonbinary bisexual catboys
Here are some types of nonmonosexual people I love:
☆ nullian chavs
☆ Corsican pansexual people living in diaspora
☆ sylveongender people who aren't out at work
☆ poly hornt people
☆ Cuban amorasexual anchormen
☆ nonbinary bisexual catboys
January 7, 2026 at 6:25 AM
Happy pride!
Here are some types of nonmonosexual people I love:
☆ nullian chavs
☆ Corsican pansexual people living in diaspora
☆ sylveongender people who aren't out at work
☆ poly hornt people
☆ Cuban amorasexual anchormen
☆ nonbinary bisexual catboys
Here are some types of nonmonosexual people I love:
☆ nullian chavs
☆ Corsican pansexual people living in diaspora
☆ sylveongender people who aren't out at work
☆ poly hornt people
☆ Cuban amorasexual anchormen
☆ nonbinary bisexual catboys