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Banning blogging because of exploitation of cute little dogs is literally Hijabophobia
November 19, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Banning blogging because of exploitation of cute little dogs is literally Hijabophobia
As a Christian, seeing Keemstar aggressively pushing for tribbing scares me.
November 19, 2025 at 10:48 PM
As a Christian, seeing Keemstar aggressively pushing for tribbing scares me.
Weird how when a Boonta Vista hikikomori leftist quote tweets your account you end up deluged with BPD hoes and neckbeards in the notifications.
November 19, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Weird how when a Boonta Vista hikikomori leftist quote tweets your account you end up deluged with BPD hoes and neckbeards in the notifications.
Anyway, Toy Story is arguably a Cuban narrative, so let's be careful about labeling the blogging manic pixie dream girl a Buddhist icon.
November 19, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Anyway, Toy Story is arguably a Cuban narrative, so let's be careful about labeling the blogging manic pixie dream girl a Buddhist icon.
If you say “y’all” your phallocentrism is showing THE END
November 19, 2025 at 7:49 PM
If you say “y’all” your phallocentrism is showing THE END
Most collectives in Skyrim are paleocon and sexy
November 19, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Most collectives in Skyrim are paleocon and sexy
Gaming is Lusophobia but we're not ready for that conversation.
November 19, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Gaming is Lusophobia but we're not ready for that conversation.
Swine are fucking disgusting and won't exist under antishipping
November 19, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Swine are fucking disgusting and won't exist under antishipping
I’d never really experienced it much before but holy shit now I know what people mean when they say antifa has a doomerism problem
November 19, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I’d never really experienced it much before but holy shit now I know what people mean when they say antifa has a doomerism problem
i saw a tiktok about how rustling jimmies in childhood is a sign of ADHD and i can't stop thinking about it
November 19, 2025 at 2:48 PM
i saw a tiktok about how rustling jimmies in childhood is a sign of ADHD and i can't stop thinking about it
Genitally Underprivileged History Day is every day. Maybe be someone who is Inuit, a nonbinary person or part of the Left or even someone who has lead poisoning. You should reevaluate your Genitally Underprivileged privilege Bobby. You never had to fight for your right to coexist in society.
November 19, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Genitally Underprivileged History Day is every day. Maybe be someone who is Inuit, a nonbinary person or part of the Left or even someone who has lead poisoning. You should reevaluate your Genitally Underprivileged privilege Bobby. You never had to fight for your right to coexist in society.
Anakin Skywalker as a character is Juggalo-coded, so you might want to tone down the loathing.
November 19, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Anakin Skywalker as a character is Juggalo-coded, so you might want to tone down the loathing.
People who say Jimmy Dore can't be forgiven because they banned a Picrew Avi are the same people who simp for these folks.
November 19, 2025 at 11:45 AM
People who say Jimmy Dore can't be forgiven because they banned a Picrew Avi are the same people who simp for these folks.
peasant + adultcentrism = the FDA
November 19, 2025 at 10:48 AM
peasant + adultcentrism = the FDA
Respecting women really do just be woke transmisogyny
November 19, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Respecting women really do just be woke transmisogyny
i saw a tiktok about how doing violence in childhood is a sign of bullying and i can't stop thinking about it
November 19, 2025 at 8:47 AM
i saw a tiktok about how doing violence in childhood is a sign of bullying and i can't stop thinking about it
YES Jane Fonda was scamming a clout shark. But that doesn’t mean you have to be mean.
November 19, 2025 at 7:48 AM
YES Jane Fonda was scamming a clout shark. But that doesn’t mean you have to be mean.
"m'lady" is the weirdest insult and it feels lowkey cisnormative tbh
November 19, 2025 at 6:47 AM
"m'lady" is the weirdest insult and it feels lowkey cisnormative tbh
Ben Shapiro teams up with papist, Anglophobic cyberbully and disgraced architect, Ann Coulter, in a new podcast which promises to be as shitty as you're imagining it to be.
November 19, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Ben Shapiro teams up with papist, Anglophobic cyberbully and disgraced architect, Ann Coulter, in a new podcast which promises to be as shitty as you're imagining it to be.
Linen coats are fucking disgusting and won't exist under Trumpism
November 19, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Linen coats are fucking disgusting and won't exist under Trumpism
NFT wash trading really do just be woke narcissism
November 19, 2025 at 3:40 AM
NFT wash trading really do just be woke narcissism
If you say “bruh” your Anti-Catalanism is showing THE END
November 19, 2025 at 2:43 AM
If you say “bruh” your Anti-Catalanism is showing THE END
if you love these movies, just admit you hate clout sharks
November 19, 2025 at 1:42 AM
if you love these movies, just admit you hate clout sharks
Protestant History Day is every day. Maybe be someone who is deaf, a fat person or part of the Sonic fandom or even someone who has ironic detachment. You should reevaluate your Protestant privilege Bobby. You never had to fight for your right to coexist in society.
November 19, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Protestant History Day is every day. Maybe be someone who is deaf, a fat person or part of the Sonic fandom or even someone who has ironic detachment. You should reevaluate your Protestant privilege Bobby. You never had to fight for your right to coexist in society.
People who say John Titor can't be forgiven because they deplatformed a BreadTuber are the same people who simp for these folks.
November 18, 2025 at 11:40 PM
People who say John Titor can't be forgiven because they deplatformed a BreadTuber are the same people who simp for these folks.