Nightmare Mommy, Kink Sommelier (semper infidelis)
@cuntleyjune.bsky.social
-Kill the Cop in your head
-Bluesky’s Leading Misandrist
-Not for everyone, ok with that
Queer Lesbian (She/Her/Bitch/Princess) | Femme | Brat | Oldest Millennial | 妹妹 |(Relationship) Anarchist | ACAB | ADHD | gaylor |🔞| cunty | Grit City, WA
-Bluesky’s Leading Misandrist
-Not for everyone, ok with that
Queer Lesbian (She/Her/Bitch/Princess) | Femme | Brat | Oldest Millennial | 妹妹 |(Relationship) Anarchist | ACAB | ADHD | gaylor |🔞| cunty | Grit City, WA
Pinned
This is what every heterosexual couple looks like to me
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Friends from Minneapolis reporting to me that things are at the point where folks are being hidden in other people's houses and we are in the "again" part of "never again" which the "never" was supposed to preclude
February 10, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Friends from Minneapolis reporting to me that things are at the point where folks are being hidden in other people's houses and we are in the "again" part of "never again" which the "never" was supposed to preclude
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She's right and she should say it
February 11, 2026 at 10:17 AM
She's right and she should say it
every night i go to sleep and think:
excited to wake up tomorrow to discover what proportion of stupid vs evil this is
February 11, 2026 at 9:54 AM
every night i go to sleep and think:
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excited to wake up tomorrow to discover what proportion of stupid vs evil this is
February 11, 2026 at 9:35 AM
excited to wake up tomorrow to discover what proportion of stupid vs evil this is
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i have to think this is a massive fuckup on someone’s part because it makes no sense otherwise, apparently according to the notice, this applies to like, everyone, including US government and military
February 11, 2026 at 8:45 AM
i have to think this is a massive fuckup on someone’s part because it makes no sense otherwise, apparently according to the notice, this applies to like, everyone, including US government and military
well, this is weird.
they’ve closed the El Paso airport and the airspace around it for 10 days with just a few hours notice.
this is HIGHLY unusual.
kvia.com/news/top-sto...
they’ve closed the El Paso airport and the airspace around it for 10 days with just a few hours notice.
this is HIGHLY unusual.
kvia.com/news/top-sto...
All flights to and from El Paso, Santa Teresa grounded
EL PASO, Texas (KVIA) -- All flights to and from El Paso are grounded, according to the El Paso International Airport, according to the Federal Aviation Administration. The FAA appears to have issued ...
kvia.com
February 11, 2026 at 9:42 AM
well, this is weird.
they’ve closed the El Paso airport and the airspace around it for 10 days with just a few hours notice.
this is HIGHLY unusual.
kvia.com/news/top-sto...
they’ve closed the El Paso airport and the airspace around it for 10 days with just a few hours notice.
this is HIGHLY unusual.
kvia.com/news/top-sto...
Cocaine Bear (2023)
gotta do drug education
gotta do drug education
February 11, 2026 at 9:35 AM
Cocaine Bear (2023)
gotta do drug education
gotta do drug education
well, i for one am happy that the Alien universe and the Jurassic universe have finally come together
“don’t we rule the earth? we must be doing something right.”
“we don’t rule the earth, we just think we do.”
“we don’t rule the earth, we just think we do.”
Jurassic World: Rebirth (2025)
is this good? almost certainly not. hopefully it’s entertaining though
is this good? almost certainly not. hopefully it’s entertaining though
February 11, 2026 at 8:57 AM
well, i for one am happy that the Alien universe and the Jurassic universe have finally come together
btw, speaking of Jennifer Welch, i just saw an interview clip of her saying that where she went wrong was not supporting Bernie in 2016, so that radicalization continues to progress 🙂
I figured out why Jennifer Welch always seemed weirdly familiar, and it’s because she reminds me of Angela from The Office
February 11, 2026 at 8:44 AM
btw, speaking of Jennifer Welch, i just saw an interview clip of her saying that where she went wrong was not supporting Bernie in 2016, so that radicalization continues to progress 🙂
this is just modern tech reporting, tbh
Put it in the Louvre? Nah, sis — put it in Bartlett's Familiar Quotations after the grid goes down, because this one needs PRESERVING:
February 11, 2026 at 8:34 AM
this is just modern tech reporting, tbh
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Put it in the Louvre? Nah, sis — put it in Bartlett's Familiar Quotations after the grid goes down, because this one needs PRESERVING:
February 11, 2026 at 8:30 AM
Put it in the Louvre? Nah, sis — put it in Bartlett's Familiar Quotations after the grid goes down, because this one needs PRESERVING:
“don’t we rule the earth? we must be doing something right.”
“we don’t rule the earth, we just think we do.”
“we don’t rule the earth, we just think we do.”
Jurassic World: Rebirth (2025)
is this good? almost certainly not. hopefully it’s entertaining though
is this good? almost certainly not. hopefully it’s entertaining though
February 11, 2026 at 8:07 AM
“don’t we rule the earth? we must be doing something right.”
“we don’t rule the earth, we just think we do.”
“we don’t rule the earth, we just think we do.”
Jurassic World: Rebirth (2025)
is this good? almost certainly not. hopefully it’s entertaining though
is this good? almost certainly not. hopefully it’s entertaining though
February 11, 2026 at 6:52 AM
Jurassic World: Rebirth (2025)
is this good? almost certainly not. hopefully it’s entertaining though
is this good? almost certainly not. hopefully it’s entertaining though
the Winter Olympics are for curling
February 11, 2026 at 6:28 AM
the Winter Olympics are for curling
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Apparently not just me, Sold 5 in the last two hours and raised $100 for rent relief efforts.
this feels like low hanging fruit almost but I know I would wear it.
February 11, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Apparently not just me, Sold 5 in the last two hours and raised $100 for rent relief efforts.
“Michael Scott: David will always beat Goliath.
Business School Student: But there's five Goliaths. There's Staples, OfficeMax...
Michael Scott: Yeah, yeah. You know what else is facing five Goliaths? America: Al-Qaeda. Global warming. Sex predators. Mercury poisoning.”
wow. they called it.
Business School Student: But there's five Goliaths. There's Staples, OfficeMax...
Michael Scott: Yeah, yeah. You know what else is facing five Goliaths? America: Al-Qaeda. Global warming. Sex predators. Mercury poisoning.”
wow. they called it.
I figured out why Jennifer Welch always seemed weirdly familiar, and it’s because she reminds me of Angela from The Office
February 11, 2026 at 3:15 AM
“Michael Scott: David will always beat Goliath.
Business School Student: But there's five Goliaths. There's Staples, OfficeMax...
Michael Scott: Yeah, yeah. You know what else is facing five Goliaths? America: Al-Qaeda. Global warming. Sex predators. Mercury poisoning.”
wow. they called it.
Business School Student: But there's five Goliaths. There's Staples, OfficeMax...
Michael Scott: Yeah, yeah. You know what else is facing five Goliaths? America: Al-Qaeda. Global warming. Sex predators. Mercury poisoning.”
wow. they called it.
I figured out why Jennifer Welch always seemed weirdly familiar, and it’s because she reminds me of Angela from The Office
February 11, 2026 at 1:58 AM
I figured out why Jennifer Welch always seemed weirdly familiar, and it’s because she reminds me of Angela from The Office
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Again, wish to remind you of the hatpin laws, wherein governmental bodies across the US and Britain passed ordinances limiting the length of hair- and hatpins because women started to wear longer ones as weapons to deal with men who didn't understand when to leave them alone.
It's never too late.
It's never too late.
So-called ‘manfluencers’ are filming themselves trying to pick up women. Smart glasses are their perfect tool | CNN
Social media is awash with videos of men filming themselves approaching women in public spaces and attempting to flirt. In many cases, the videos are filmed and uploaded without the women’s consent.
cnn.it
February 11, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Again, wish to remind you of the hatpin laws, wherein governmental bodies across the US and Britain passed ordinances limiting the length of hair- and hatpins because women started to wear longer ones as weapons to deal with men who didn't understand when to leave them alone.
It's never too late.
It's never too late.
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Peaceful economic exchange is not a small or unimportant thing.
ironically "turns out black people and gay people have money too" is a genuine progressive force.
February 11, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Peaceful economic exchange is not a small or unimportant thing.
as i rewatch this show for the first time in many many years, i cannot stress enough how accurate this assessment is:
I’m being so serious rn if a man’s favorite office character is Jim he is Not Okay, don’t bother cheating just get a restraining order right now.
February 11, 2026 at 12:13 AM
as i rewatch this show for the first time in many many years, i cannot stress enough how accurate this assessment is:
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McIver: Do you consider yourself a religious man?
Lyons: Yes
McIver: How do you think judgment day will work for you with so much blood on your hands? Do you think you’re going to hell?
Lyons: Yes
McIver: How do you think judgment day will work for you with so much blood on your hands? Do you think you’re going to hell?
February 10, 2026 at 5:34 PM
McIver: Do you consider yourself a religious man?
Lyons: Yes
McIver: How do you think judgment day will work for you with so much blood on your hands? Do you think you’re going to hell?
Lyons: Yes
McIver: How do you think judgment day will work for you with so much blood on your hands? Do you think you’re going to hell?
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im convinced the rhinoplasty lobby is in bed with front-facing phone camera manufacturers to make women buy more nosejobs
February 10, 2026 at 11:46 PM
im convinced the rhinoplasty lobby is in bed with front-facing phone camera manufacturers to make women buy more nosejobs
and a reminder that every billionaire had committed several crimes
Sorry to be Radical Left but I don't think we should put people who haven't committed a crime, and aren't even accused of committing a crime, into any sort of "Detention"
February 10, 2026 at 11:50 AM
and a reminder that every billionaire had committed several crimes
things i’ve explained to my kid this week:
-the Milky Way “No Regerts” commercial
-how futures markets work
-John Cena announcing the death of OBL live on PPV
-why the winner of a particular golf tournament receives a jacket as a prize
-the Milky Way “No Regerts” commercial
-how futures markets work
-John Cena announcing the death of OBL live on PPV
-why the winner of a particular golf tournament receives a jacket as a prize
always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
February 10, 2026 at 10:29 AM
things i’ve explained to my kid this week:
-the Milky Way “No Regerts” commercial
-how futures markets work
-John Cena announcing the death of OBL live on PPV
-why the winner of a particular golf tournament receives a jacket as a prize
-the Milky Way “No Regerts” commercial
-how futures markets work
-John Cena announcing the death of OBL live on PPV
-why the winner of a particular golf tournament receives a jacket as a prize
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Forget "What does Gay mean?"
Try explaining to a child why adding another lane to a highway won't reduce traffic jams. No, go ahead. Explain the impact of induced demand on traffic patterns. I'll wait. I did.
I will never get those two hours back.
Try explaining to a child why adding another lane to a highway won't reduce traffic jams. No, go ahead. Explain the impact of induced demand on traffic patterns. I'll wait. I did.
I will never get those two hours back.
always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
February 10, 2026 at 8:05 AM
Forget "What does Gay mean?"
Try explaining to a child why adding another lane to a highway won't reduce traffic jams. No, go ahead. Explain the impact of induced demand on traffic patterns. I'll wait. I did.
I will never get those two hours back.
Try explaining to a child why adding another lane to a highway won't reduce traffic jams. No, go ahead. Explain the impact of induced demand on traffic patterns. I'll wait. I did.
I will never get those two hours back.