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cuntleyjune.bsky.social
Nightmare Mommy, Kink Sommelier (semper infidelis)
@cuntleyjune.bsky.social
-Kill the Cop in your head
-Bluesky’s Leading Misandrist
-Not for everyone, ok with that
Queer Lesbian (She/Her/Bitch/Princess) | Femme | Brat | Oldest Millennial | 妹妹 |(Relationship) Anarchist | ACAB | ADHD | gaylor |🔞| cunty | Grit City, WA
Pinned
This is what every heterosexual couple looks like to me
and a reminder that every billionaire had committed several crimes
Sorry to be Radical Left but I don't think we should put people who haven't committed a crime, and aren't even accused of committing a crime, into any sort of "Detention"
February 10, 2026 at 11:50 AM
things i’ve explained to my kid this week:

-the Milky Way “No Regerts” commercial
-how futures markets work
-John Cena announcing the death of OBL live on PPV
-why the winner of a particular golf tournament receives a jacket as a prize
always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
February 10, 2026 at 10:29 AM
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Forget "What does Gay mean?"

Try explaining to a child why adding another lane to a highway won't reduce traffic jams. No, go ahead. Explain the impact of induced demand on traffic patterns. I'll wait. I did.

I will never get those two hours back.
always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
February 10, 2026 at 8:05 AM
this is your reminder that Miss Piggy is NOT in the files
Finding out that top execs from both LifeTouch and Chuck E. Cheese are in the Epstein files has pissed me off in a way that I didn’t think was still possible.
February 10, 2026 at 5:58 AM
age verification?

i’ve paid less than $1 for a gallon of gas before
age verification?

i'm old
Age verification?

I had a furby, a word which my phone’s spell check does not even acknowledge the existence of but which, I assure you, was an enormous deal at the time
February 10, 2026 at 4:47 AM
The Office will forever remind me of living in Central PA from 2006-08 and watching it on DVD during its early seasons
February 10, 2026 at 2:07 AM
based on the fact that since Super Bowl V, 29 quarterbacks have lost their first Super Bowl appearance as a starter, only 6 of them ever appeared in another as a starter, and only 3 of those ever won:

-Bob Griese
-John Elway
-Jalen Hurts

don’t come close and miss. you one shot, one opportunity.
current NFL starting QBs unlikely to ever win a Super Bowl:
-Drake Maye
-Brock Purdy
-Jared Goff
-Joe Burrow
February 9, 2026 at 12:58 PM
current NFL starting QBs unlikely to ever win a Super Bowl:
-Drake Maye
-Brock Purdy
-Jared Goff
-Joe Burrow
February 9, 2026 at 12:27 PM
spent the last hour trying to turn this line into a folk song
anything, anything at all, anything but revolution.
Well, only thing we need to do is pass regulation over maximum amount of CO2 a person can emit.
February 9, 2026 at 12:20 PM
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February 9, 2026 at 2:11 AM
two hour film all leading up to a climactic inflation kink scene.

didn’t see that coming
Live and Let Die (1973)

20 min and i guess this is the 007 Blaxploitation film
February 9, 2026 at 11:03 AM
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*at the CIA employee karaoke night* well done Cheryl, that was an extraordinary rendition
February 9, 2026 at 2:09 AM
anything, anything at all, anything but revolution.
Well, only thing we need to do is pass regulation over maximum amount of CO2 a person can emit.
February 9, 2026 at 10:02 AM
🎵And neoliberal fascists are destroying the left🎶
February 9, 2026 at 9:51 AM
and here we see the capitalists recognizing that the people they have currently backed are headed for defeat and that entire party’s image is tarnished. they’re definitely trying to outflank any possible socialist movement in this country.
Ezra Klein's Abundance movement is getting some backup: A new political group is urging Democrats to embrace "pro-growth," deregulatory policies with an eye toward 2028, according to plans first shared with Axios.
Exclusive: Centrist Dems strike back with new group
It's the latest effort by moderate Democrats to shape national politics and expand their influence.
www.axios.com
February 9, 2026 at 9:39 AM
nope, it was actually about incels and the Epstein Files.

i know, i was surprised, as well!
February 9, 2026 at 9:12 AM
holy shit, “Good Luck, Babe!” by Chappell Roan is in this?!!
February 9, 2026 at 7:04 AM
oh, this is about incels, isn’t it?
Bugonia (2025)

love a fucked up Lanthimos film
February 9, 2026 at 6:59 AM
Bugonia (2025)

love a fucked up Lanthimos film
February 9, 2026 at 6:30 AM
The Zone of Interest (2023)
February 9, 2026 at 6:13 AM
“In an obvious nod to the Rick Moranis-led cinema classic Honey I Shrunk The Kids…”
At the start of his Super Bowl performance, Bad Bunny appeared in a field of green grass wearing a jersey featuring the number “64.” Fans immediately started tossing out theories about what the number meant.
What Was the ‘Ocasio 64’ Reference on Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl Look?
And where did his suit come from? The answers may surprise.
nyti.ms
February 9, 2026 at 5:16 AM
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thinking about Ring's mesh surveillance and tapping the sign
fellow engineers,

you really need to start asking yourself some questions when building something:

1. how will the police use what i'm making?
2. what kinds of people are the police going to use it against?
3. how many people will be harmed in silence before we find out?
February 9, 2026 at 4:59 AM
to be a dyke is to embark upon a never ending journey where never reaching the end is part of the goal
i cant believe im saying this but. i think i need to get dykier. i have far too many men approach me and not anywhere near enough women
February 9, 2026 at 4:39 AM
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It's been said many times, many ways: the fascists thought winning an election would mean winning the culture, and the fact that hasn't happened is making them rabid.
February 9, 2026 at 3:35 AM
when half of your power is slipping away and most of it is based on vibes and a herding-towards-the-winner mentality, they know they’re a banana peel away from losing it all.

they’ve thrown everything into demoralizing the populace over the last year and are shocked at how ineffective it’s been.
Presidency
Cabinet filled with white supremacists
Senate
House
Nazi police hunting non-white people and race traitors
Vice grip on mainstream media
Opposition party catatonic
And STILL
The biggest bunch of crybabies on the planet

Imagine being this fragile when you have EVERYTHING
February 9, 2026 at 4:21 AM