Pookleblinky
@pookleblinky.bsky.social
All pookleblinky know is play music, lift weight, eat hot chip, write unsettling threads. You are now aware of the taste of your own mouth. Gendered in the way a peat bog is.
Trumpet, saxophone, guitar, banjo, bass, and squats
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Pookleblinky
@pookleblinky.bsky.social
· Nov 24
A shitpost so powerful it causes a pontypool language virus situation
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i like to greet the dog when she ambles into the office by saying ‘buongiorno principessa!’ in my best roberto benigni voice. i don’t know. anything to make the time go
January 5, 2026 at 7:10 PM
i like to greet the dog when she ambles into the office by saying ‘buongiorno principessa!’ in my best roberto benigni voice. i don’t know. anything to make the time go
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I feel like maybe renaming one of the most well-known brand identities in the world after the new thing everybody hates that loses tons of money, is not an act of striking marketing acumen?
Microsoft is so fucking stupid.
Microsoft renamed Microsoft Office to Microsoft 365 Copilot App
I'm not joking
Microsoft renamed Microsoft Office to Microsoft 365 Copilot App
I'm not joking
January 5, 2026 at 6:45 PM
I feel like maybe renaming one of the most well-known brand identities in the world after the new thing everybody hates that loses tons of money, is not an act of striking marketing acumen?
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A reminder that the US killed 80 people in Venezuela, and it would be nice if the US media cared enough to think that the life of a grandmother in Caracas whose building is destroyed by a US bomb matters as much as the life of a person in the US.
January 5, 2026 at 5:54 PM
A reminder that the US killed 80 people in Venezuela, and it would be nice if the US media cared enough to think that the life of a grandmother in Caracas whose building is destroyed by a US bomb matters as much as the life of a person in the US.
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Yeah, it has long been the case that adult-oriented businesses have to be careful or risk the wrath of everyone from prosecutors to payment-processing companies, but "prominent social media company owned by world's richest person swiftly became world's largest CSAM producer" produces no reaction.
Elon Musk chatbot repeatedly making CSAM on demand should be one of the single biggest stories right now and it's effectively a collective shrug instead
January 5, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Yeah, it has long been the case that adult-oriented businesses have to be careful or risk the wrath of everyone from prosecutors to payment-processing companies, but "prominent social media company owned by world's richest person swiftly became world's largest CSAM producer" produces no reaction.
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arresting someone during a tv interview is crazy
they're claiming the arrest was for 'obstructing a roadway and failure to obey a lawful command' but it certainly looks like they just saw her talking to a reporter and said Oh that's enough of that
they're claiming the arrest was for 'obstructing a roadway and failure to obey a lawful command' but it certainly looks like they just saw her talking to a reporter and said Oh that's enough of that
What in the Gestapo is going on in Grand Rapids?
Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.
Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.
January 5, 2026 at 7:08 PM
arresting someone during a tv interview is crazy
they're claiming the arrest was for 'obstructing a roadway and failure to obey a lawful command' but it certainly looks like they just saw her talking to a reporter and said Oh that's enough of that
they're claiming the arrest was for 'obstructing a roadway and failure to obey a lawful command' but it certainly looks like they just saw her talking to a reporter and said Oh that's enough of that
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I feel like I am trapped in a world full of people who are continually in the process of running full-tilt into some kind of delusion or irrational craze or outright psychosis and my lifetime is just a long string of "here is the new violent madness that is about to possess everybody for no reason"
"Police investigate use of AI to improve evidence in rape trials" [Times]
![Police investigate use of AI to improve evidence in rape trials
David Woode - Crime Editor
Using artificial intelligence in recorded interviews with victims could strengthen rape investigations and spare them unnecessary questions, the chief of Avon and Somerset police has said.
Victims’ accounts were routinely filmed and played to juries as evidencein-chief to reduce their distress, but barristers “feel very unsatisfied with the quality” of police recordings, Sarah Crew said.
The rape charging rate for England and Wales reached 9.3 per cent last year, up by 2.8 percentage points on the previous 12 months. The rape conviction rate was 1.2 percentage points lower in April to June last year compared with the same period in 2024. Avon and Somerset has one of the highest levels for rape reporting.
Crew, 54, said: “AI can make humans more productive. Victim interviews are a good example. [Detectives] could use AI to listen and suggest new questions to ask and help the second interviewer to transcribe. It could lead to better directed investigations and better supported victims because it’s traumatic to relive what has happened.
“Let’s make it relevant and focused and not introduce lots of information that doesn’t need to be there.”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cyefpiziml7b24sxpd74axq7/bafkreigqcc3pzqzuos7dstoxg6fbe7nwv3hoqdml6mpoytuhockej5l75m@jpeg)
January 5, 2026 at 6:59 PM
I feel like I am trapped in a world full of people who are continually in the process of running full-tilt into some kind of delusion or irrational craze or outright psychosis and my lifetime is just a long string of "here is the new violent madness that is about to possess everybody for no reason"
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"why isn't the csam machine making more headlines?" brother it is extremely simple; the people that make the headlines are addicted to the website that built the csam machine
January 5, 2026 at 6:41 PM
"why isn't the csam machine making more headlines?" brother it is extremely simple; the people that make the headlines are addicted to the website that built the csam machine
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There is going to be an after him time. It's crazy how many folks are completely burning down their reps and credibility. They have a $50+ billion endowment. What is the point of having F U money, if you're too scared to tell somebody F U?
Harvard has removed a resident dean -- a Black lecturer in psychology -- for writing posts critical of Trump and law enforcement
www.thecrimson.com/article/2026...
www.thecrimson.com/article/2026...
Dunster House Resident Dean Gregory Davis Removed After Resurfaced Social Media Posts | News | The Harvard Crimson
Gregory K. Davis was removed from his post as Dunster House resident dean effective immediately, according to a message circulated to House affiliates Monday morning.
www.thecrimson.com
January 5, 2026 at 6:08 PM
There is going to be an after him time. It's crazy how many folks are completely burning down their reps and credibility. They have a $50+ billion endowment. What is the point of having F U money, if you're too scared to tell somebody F U?
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I’ve only been using a VPN for the past 3 or 4 years and my main impetus then was streaming TV shows, but it’s actually really crazy just how many websites I can no longer access in the state I live in if I forget to turn it on. This was not the case back then. And it’s horrifying.
January 5, 2026 at 6:34 PM
I’ve only been using a VPN for the past 3 or 4 years and my main impetus then was streaming TV shows, but it’s actually really crazy just how many websites I can no longer access in the state I live in if I forget to turn it on. This was not the case back then. And it’s horrifying.
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here's the thing: you are not reaching any real voters by posting on twitter at this point
none of them are on the platform, and if they are, they're sure not voting for you
twitter posting is exclusively for the audience of reporters who live over there, and you can reach them elsewhere
none of them are on the platform, and if they are, they're sure not voting for you
twitter posting is exclusively for the audience of reporters who live over there, and you can reach them elsewhere
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social, could you please establish an official NYC Mayor account on Bluesky and post everything your office is currently posting on X over here?
And please remove all city accounts from X, which has become a CSAM creation and distribution site?
No money for Musk, ever, please.
And please remove all city accounts from X, which has become a CSAM creation and distribution site?
No money for Musk, ever, please.
January 5, 2026 at 4:53 PM
here's the thing: you are not reaching any real voters by posting on twitter at this point
none of them are on the platform, and if they are, they're sure not voting for you
twitter posting is exclusively for the audience of reporters who live over there, and you can reach them elsewhere
none of them are on the platform, and if they are, they're sure not voting for you
twitter posting is exclusively for the audience of reporters who live over there, and you can reach them elsewhere
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A cool audhd thing to do is make a lifescript to randomly pick shit for you to do: randomly spit out one of the books you're actively reading, things to study or a project you're working on, a room to clean, dish to make, etc.
Highly recommend outsourcing your executive function to dicerolls.
Highly recommend outsourcing your executive function to dicerolls.
January 5, 2026 at 6:12 AM
A cool audhd thing to do is make a lifescript to randomly pick shit for you to do: randomly spit out one of the books you're actively reading, things to study or a project you're working on, a room to clean, dish to make, etc.
Highly recommend outsourcing your executive function to dicerolls.
Highly recommend outsourcing your executive function to dicerolls.
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Are we falling out of love with pizza, WSJ, or are we all just struggling to make ends meet and pizza is too expensive
January 5, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Are we falling out of love with pizza, WSJ, or are we all just struggling to make ends meet and pizza is too expensive
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In a normal country none of this happens and if it does the guy making kiddie porn goes to jail
Elon Musk’s baby mama has threatened legal action after his artificial intelligence bot produced sexualized images of her as a child.
Musk’s Baby Mama Threatens Legal Action Over His Pervy AI Bot
The bot complied with a request to edit an image of a 14-year-old Ashley St. Clair jokingly imitating a sex act.
trib.al
January 5, 2026 at 5:28 PM
In a normal country none of this happens and if it does the guy making kiddie porn goes to jail
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I like in shows/movies when they’re fighting a monster/alien/etc and they’re like “use fire! it hates fire!” like no shit. does anyone like being burned?
they’re like “damn we shoulda started with fire! the sand, water, clam chowder, and motor oil didn’t seem to bother it!”
they’re like “damn we shoulda started with fire! the sand, water, clam chowder, and motor oil didn’t seem to bother it!”
January 5, 2026 at 5:37 PM
I like in shows/movies when they’re fighting a monster/alien/etc and they’re like “use fire! it hates fire!” like no shit. does anyone like being burned?
they’re like “damn we shoulda started with fire! the sand, water, clam chowder, and motor oil didn’t seem to bother it!”
they’re like “damn we shoulda started with fire! the sand, water, clam chowder, and motor oil didn’t seem to bother it!”
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This world being hell, none of those business leaders involved in this stupid fucking plot got sentenced or anything. Zero consequences, it was just politely brushed away and forgotten.
November 5, 2024 at 12:02 PM
This world being hell, none of those business leaders involved in this stupid fucking plot got sentenced or anything. Zero consequences, it was just politely brushed away and forgotten.
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Butler: Looking back on it, I might have given Al Capone a few hints. The best he could do was to operate his racket in three districts. I operated on three continents.
GW Bush's grandpa: golly this guy sounds like he'd agree to run our fascist coup for us
GW Bush's grandpa: golly this guy sounds like he'd agree to run our fascist coup for us
November 5, 2024 at 11:59 AM
Butler: Looking back on it, I might have given Al Capone a few hints. The best he could do was to operate his racket in three districts. I operated on three continents.
GW Bush's grandpa: golly this guy sounds like he'd agree to run our fascist coup for us
GW Bush's grandpa: golly this guy sounds like he'd agree to run our fascist coup for us
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They thought *that* guy would want to be their leader. That telling him they were planning on a fascist coup was a good idea.
November 5, 2024 at 11:58 AM
They thought *that* guy would want to be their leader. That telling him they were planning on a fascist coup was a good idea.
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In 1935 his article in a socialist magazine Common Sense:
"I spent 33 years and four months in active military service and during that period I spent most of my time as a high class muscle man for Big Business, for Wall Street and the bankers. In short, I was a racketeer; a gangster for capitalism"
"I spent 33 years and four months in active military service and during that period I spent most of my time as a high class muscle man for Big Business, for Wall Street and the bankers. In short, I was a racketeer; a gangster for capitalism"
November 5, 2024 at 11:57 AM
In 1935 his article in a socialist magazine Common Sense:
"I spent 33 years and four months in active military service and during that period I spent most of my time as a high class muscle man for Big Business, for Wall Street and the bankers. In short, I was a racketeer; a gangster for capitalism"
"I spent 33 years and four months in active military service and during that period I spent most of my time as a high class muscle man for Big Business, for Wall Street and the bankers. In short, I was a racketeer; a gangster for capitalism"
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At this point he was the most highly decorated veteran in US history, had started talking about how the US is an imperialist war machine that must be destroyed, "I believe in...taking Wall St. by the throat and shaking it up" etc.
He was probably the worst possible person those dipshits could pick.
He was probably the worst possible person those dipshits could pick.
November 5, 2024 at 11:56 AM
At this point he was the most highly decorated veteran in US history, had started talking about how the US is an imperialist war machine that must be destroyed, "I believe in...taking Wall St. by the throat and shaking it up" etc.
He was probably the worst possible person those dipshits could pick.
He was probably the worst possible person those dipshits could pick.
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Butler went public, told everyone that these weird rich guys had been trying to recruit *him* as the leader of a fascist movement, etc.
November 5, 2024 at 11:53 AM
Butler went public, told everyone that these weird rich guys had been trying to recruit *him* as the leader of a fascist movement, etc.
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These guys went to Butler, who was FDR's friend, had made public his distaste for capitalism, etc, and told him they were gonna get him an army of 500,000 people behind him to overthrow the government.
This "cocktail putsch" did not end well for them when Butler basically went "what the fuck"
This "cocktail putsch" did not end well for them when Butler basically went "what the fuck"
November 5, 2024 at 11:52 AM
These guys went to Butler, who was FDR's friend, had made public his distaste for capitalism, etc, and told him they were gonna get him an army of 500,000 people behind him to overthrow the government.
This "cocktail putsch" did not end well for them when Butler basically went "what the fuck"
This "cocktail putsch" did not end well for them when Butler basically went "what the fuck"
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So these rich guys, they got together to overthrow the FDR and the US government.
They literally went to FDR's friend and told him "hey we're gonna overthrow the US government and put you in charge. You ok with that dude?"
They literally went to FDR's friend and told him "hey we're gonna overthrow the US government and put you in charge. You ok with that dude?"
November 5, 2024 at 11:46 AM
So these rich guys, they got together to overthrow the FDR and the US government.
They literally went to FDR's friend and told him "hey we're gonna overthrow the US government and put you in charge. You ok with that dude?"
They literally went to FDR's friend and told him "hey we're gonna overthrow the US government and put you in charge. You ok with that dude?"
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Reminder: Prescott Bush, GW Bush's grandpa, was a fascist who was part of the Business Plot that attempted to violently overthrow the US government
They chose Smedley Butler, one of FDR's close friends, as their leader
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prescot...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Busines...
They chose Smedley Butler, one of FDR's close friends, as their leader
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prescot...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Busines...
Business Plot - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 5, 2024 at 11:45 AM
Reminder: Prescott Bush, GW Bush's grandpa, was a fascist who was part of the Business Plot that attempted to violently overthrow the US government
They chose Smedley Butler, one of FDR's close friends, as their leader
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prescot...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Busines...
They chose Smedley Butler, one of FDR's close friends, as their leader
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prescot...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Busines...
Every couple years someone goes through the math of Smaug's wealth, and most estimates are around $50 billion or so.
Which is only *one third* of the net worth of the 10th richest billionaire, Amancio Ortega.
www.cbr.com/lord-of-ring...
Which is only *one third* of the net worth of the 10th richest billionaire, Amancio Ortega.
www.cbr.com/lord-of-ring...
January 5, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Every couple years someone goes through the math of Smaug's wealth, and most estimates are around $50 billion or so.
Which is only *one third* of the net worth of the 10th richest billionaire, Amancio Ortega.
www.cbr.com/lord-of-ring...
Which is only *one third* of the net worth of the 10th richest billionaire, Amancio Ortega.
www.cbr.com/lord-of-ring...