Pookleblinky
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All pookleblinky know is play music, lift weight, eat hot chip, write unsettling threads. You are now aware of the taste of your own mouth. Gendered in the way a peat bog is.
Trumpet, saxophone, guitar, banjo, bass, and squats
Trumpet, saxophone, guitar, banjo, bass, and squats
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Pookleblinky
@pookleblinky.bsky.social
· Nov 24
A shitpost so powerful it causes a pontypool language virus situation
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JCO proving what I’ve been saying for years when it comes to engaging with chuds - they don’t care if you think they’re stupid, or hypocritical, or evil (they’ll like it because they hate you). But if you find the way to accurately show how *uncool* they are, you can really really fuck with them.
November 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
JCO proving what I’ve been saying for years when it comes to engaging with chuds - they don’t care if you think they’re stupid, or hypocritical, or evil (they’ll like it because they hate you). But if you find the way to accurately show how *uncool* they are, you can really really fuck with them.
One of my favorite SCP's is an alien robot they'd found that had been damaged, it no longer has an interior monologue and instead shouts its thoughts at all times.
The robot is constantly planning and plotting on escaping and killing everyone but it's helplessly unable to shut the fuck up.
The robot is constantly planning and plotting on escaping and killing everyone but it's helplessly unable to shut the fuck up.
November 11, 2025 at 10:48 AM
One of my favorite SCP's is an alien robot they'd found that had been damaged, it no longer has an interior monologue and instead shouts its thoughts at all times.
The robot is constantly planning and plotting on escaping and killing everyone but it's helplessly unable to shut the fuck up.
The robot is constantly planning and plotting on escaping and killing everyone but it's helplessly unable to shut the fuck up.
How much control could a cat actually have over its tail. Like would you be able to Siberian Fox a breed of cat with prehensile tails?
Somewhere out there right now is a cat with the most dextrous tail of any cat.
Somewhere out there right now is a cat with the most dextrous tail of any cat.
November 11, 2025 at 10:20 AM
How much control could a cat actually have over its tail. Like would you be able to Siberian Fox a breed of cat with prehensile tails?
Somewhere out there right now is a cat with the most dextrous tail of any cat.
Somewhere out there right now is a cat with the most dextrous tail of any cat.
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It's interesting looking at all the brands owned by coca cola which you might have no idea they did.
It's interesting looking at all the brands owned by coca cola which you might have no idea they did.
List of Coca-Cola brands - Wikipedia
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November 11, 2025 at 9:46 AM
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It's interesting looking at all the brands owned by coca cola which you might have no idea they did.
It's interesting looking at all the brands owned by coca cola which you might have no idea they did.
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Cat in training 🐱 “One day I will be as big as you?” 🥹🧡 #cats #FosterKittens
November 10, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Cat in training 🐱 “One day I will be as big as you?” 🥹🧡 #cats #FosterKittens
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Esther Ghey is behaving very much as if her daughter took her own life. I wonder if that's what she believes
November 11, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Esther Ghey is behaving very much as if her daughter took her own life. I wonder if that's what she believes
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The thing about “intentional” cheesemaking is that it has to be preceded by “unintentional” cheesemaking and then “intentional” consumption of whatever the hell that was followed by a period in which the kind of person who would do that has to convince everyone else it’s a good idea too.
November 6, 2025 at 10:15 AM
The thing about “intentional” cheesemaking is that it has to be preceded by “unintentional” cheesemaking and then “intentional” consumption of whatever the hell that was followed by a period in which the kind of person who would do that has to convince everyone else it’s a good idea too.
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Wow: Per Hamdi's legal team, his only charge was a visa overstay — after Trump revoked his visa.
Despite DHS tweeting that Hamdi supported terrorism, they never charged him with any criminality.
In other words: Trump revoked a journalist's visa, so agents could arrest him for overstaying his visa.
Despite DHS tweeting that Hamdi supported terrorism, they never charged him with any criminality.
In other words: Trump revoked a journalist's visa, so agents could arrest him for overstaying his visa.
NEW: British journalist Sami Hamdi is being released from US detention.
Trump administration agents detained him two weeks ago at the San Francisco airport — hours after he addressed an event, where he urged US leaders to take an “America First” approach rather than “Israel First.”
Trump administration agents detained him two weeks ago at the San Francisco airport — hours after he addressed an event, where he urged US leaders to take an “America First” approach rather than “Israel First.”
November 10, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Wow: Per Hamdi's legal team, his only charge was a visa overstay — after Trump revoked his visa.
Despite DHS tweeting that Hamdi supported terrorism, they never charged him with any criminality.
In other words: Trump revoked a journalist's visa, so agents could arrest him for overstaying his visa.
Despite DHS tweeting that Hamdi supported terrorism, they never charged him with any criminality.
In other words: Trump revoked a journalist's visa, so agents could arrest him for overstaying his visa.
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No I need you to realise how insidious this is.
The FRONT PAGE of this "charity" wix site could easily fool you into thinking Brianna killed herself.
Clicking "Read More" Reveals her cause of death, but completely ignores transphobia and instead spends 4/5 paragraphs discussing Brianna's phone!
The FRONT PAGE of this "charity" wix site could easily fool you into thinking Brianna killed herself.
Clicking "Read More" Reveals her cause of death, but completely ignores transphobia and instead spends 4/5 paragraphs discussing Brianna's phone!
October 5, 2025 at 10:56 PM
No I need you to realise how insidious this is.
The FRONT PAGE of this "charity" wix site could easily fool you into thinking Brianna killed herself.
Clicking "Read More" Reveals her cause of death, but completely ignores transphobia and instead spends 4/5 paragraphs discussing Brianna's phone!
The FRONT PAGE of this "charity" wix site could easily fool you into thinking Brianna killed herself.
Clicking "Read More" Reveals her cause of death, but completely ignores transphobia and instead spends 4/5 paragraphs discussing Brianna's phone!
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There’s something really disturbing to me about the way the media, and indeed her own mother, continue to talk about Brianna Ghey - a constant focus on publicising her mental health, as if she’d committed suicide, and never focusing on the transphobia that actually led to her horrific murder.
May 4, 2025 at 12:59 PM
There’s something really disturbing to me about the way the media, and indeed her own mother, continue to talk about Brianna Ghey - a constant focus on publicising her mental health, as if she’d committed suicide, and never focusing on the transphobia that actually led to her horrific murder.
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In the coming months there will be a massive bailout for AI firms. No crumbs will be left for any but the already obscenely wealthy. The coffers for everyone else will be empty. And democratic leadership will tell you this is all for the best. The alternative would be worse. These will all be lies
November 11, 2025 at 4:59 AM
In the coming months there will be a massive bailout for AI firms. No crumbs will be left for any but the already obscenely wealthy. The coffers for everyone else will be empty. And democratic leadership will tell you this is all for the best. The alternative would be worse. These will all be lies
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It can never be forgotten. It is not political manoeuvring. It is not some master scheme. It is plainly and simply “we want trump to win”.
The situation, folks, couldn’t be worse.
Let Neoliberalism die an unceremonious death. Let this disgusting sham of a party come to an end. It requires rebirth
The situation, folks, couldn’t be worse.
Let Neoliberalism die an unceremonious death. Let this disgusting sham of a party come to an end. It requires rebirth
November 11, 2025 at 4:56 AM
It can never be forgotten. It is not political manoeuvring. It is not some master scheme. It is plainly and simply “we want trump to win”.
The situation, folks, couldn’t be worse.
Let Neoliberalism die an unceremonious death. Let this disgusting sham of a party come to an end. It requires rebirth
The situation, folks, couldn’t be worse.
Let Neoliberalism die an unceremonious death. Let this disgusting sham of a party come to an end. It requires rebirth
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It is very hard to dismiss the fact that senate democrats caving was an intentional gift to Donald Trump. He went to the Supreme Court trying to starve 42 million Americans and we all saw it. And as people fought that, they caved. They are not merely collaborators but wolves in sheep’s clothing.
anyway if dems think I'm gonna forget this shit in 5 months, they're wrong. if they think I'm gonna forget it in 5 years, they're wrong. they have fully convinced me that purging the party of these inept losers in the senate is more important than retaking the senate in the next election cycle
November 11, 2025 at 4:54 AM
It is very hard to dismiss the fact that senate democrats caving was an intentional gift to Donald Trump. He went to the Supreme Court trying to starve 42 million Americans and we all saw it. And as people fought that, they caved. They are not merely collaborators but wolves in sheep’s clothing.
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Not a king, but the third richest man in earth used to fall out of his plane
Not a king, but the third richest man in earth used to fall out of his plane
Alfred Loewenstein - Wikipedia
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February 22, 2025 at 11:10 AM
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Not a king, but the third richest man in earth used to fall out of his plane
Not a king, but the third richest man in earth used to fall out of his plane
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King's sons used to try catching food in their mouth and then choke to death on it
King's sons used to try catching food in their mouth and then choke to death on it
Tiberius Claudius Drusus (son of Claudius) - Wikipedia
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February 22, 2025 at 11:06 AM
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King's sons used to try catching food in their mouth and then choke to death on it
King's sons used to try catching food in their mouth and then choke to death on it
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Not a king, but leader's sons used to get crushed by dead elephants after stabbing them while standing right underneath them
Not a king, but leader's sons used to get crushed by dead elephants after stabbing them while standing right underneath them
Eleazar Avaran - Wikipedia
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February 22, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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Not a king, but leader's sons used to get crushed by dead elephants after stabbing them while standing right underneath them
Not a king, but leader's sons used to get crushed by dead elephants after stabbing them while standing right underneath them
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Kings used to be told a prophecy of their own death, and then final destination themselves into fulfilling the prophecy by drowning in their own shit
Kings used to be told a prophecy of their own death, and then final destination themselves into fulfilling the prophecy by drowning in their own shit
Duke Jing of Jin (Ju) - Wikipedia
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February 22, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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Kings used to be told a prophecy of their own death, and then final destination themselves into fulfilling the prophecy by drowning in their own shit
Kings used to be told a prophecy of their own death, and then final destination themselves into fulfilling the prophecy by drowning in their own shit
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Kings used to get thrown off their horse when it tripped on a molehill, and then have people toast to "the little gentleman in the black velvet waistcoat"
Kings used to get thrown off their horse when it tripped on a molehill, and then have people toast to "the little gentleman in the black velvet waistcoat"
William III of England - Wikipedia
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February 22, 2025 at 10:57 AM
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Kings used to get thrown off their horse when it tripped on a molehill, and then have people toast to "the little gentleman in the black velvet waistcoat"
Kings used to get thrown off their horse when it tripped on a molehill, and then have people toast to "the little gentleman in the black velvet waistcoat"
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Not a king, but
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Politicians used to be attacked with an axe by a man wearing a bear costume during Carnival
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Politicians used to be attacked with an axe by a man wearing a bear costume during Carnival
Jörg Jenatsch - Wikipedia
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February 22, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Not a king, but
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Politicians used to be attacked with an axe by a man wearing a bear costume during Carnival
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Politicians used to be attacked with an axe by a man wearing a bear costume during Carnival
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Interlude: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...
Check out the non-kingly deaths. One guy died after his wallace and gromit alarm clock crushed his head with a rock
Check out the non-kingly deaths. One guy died after his wallace and gromit alarm clock crushed his head with a rock
List of unusual deaths in the 19th century - Wikipedia
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February 22, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Interlude: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...
Check out the non-kingly deaths. One guy died after his wallace and gromit alarm clock crushed his head with a rock
Check out the non-kingly deaths. One guy died after his wallace and gromit alarm clock crushed his head with a rock
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Kings used to eat an entire goose, ask their jester for a joke, and then laugh so hard at the punchline their head exploded
Kings used to eat an entire goose, ask their jester for a joke, and then laugh so hard at the punchline their head exploded
Martin of Aragon - Wikipedia
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February 22, 2025 at 10:50 AM
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Kings used to eat an entire goose, ask their jester for a joke, and then laugh so hard at the punchline their head exploded
Kings used to eat an entire goose, ask their jester for a joke, and then laugh so hard at the punchline their head exploded
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Kings used to get rolled up into a carpet and then trampled by horses
Kings used to get rolled up into a carpet and then trampled by horses
al-Musta'sim - Wikipedia
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February 22, 2025 at 10:48 AM
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Kings used to get rolled up into a carpet and then trampled by horses
Kings used to get rolled up into a carpet and then trampled by horses
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Kings used to have entire rooms full of nobles collapse into a cesspit where they drowned in shit by the dozens
Kings used to have entire rooms full of nobles collapse into a cesspit where they drowned in shit by the dozens
Erfurt latrine disaster - Wikipedia
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February 22, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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Kings used to have entire rooms full of nobles collapse into a cesspit where they drowned in shit by the dozens
Kings used to have entire rooms full of nobles collapse into a cesspit where they drowned in shit by the dozens
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Kings used to get accidentally bitten in the leg by the decapitated head of their dead enemy they were showing off
Kings used to get accidentally bitten in the leg by the decapitated head of their dead enemy they were showing off
Sigurd Eysteinsson - Wikipedia
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February 22, 2025 at 10:46 AM
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Kings used to get accidentally bitten in the leg by the decapitated head of their dead enemy they were showing off
Kings used to get accidentally bitten in the leg by the decapitated head of their dead enemy they were showing off