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Pookleblinky
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All pookleblinky know is play music, lift weight, eat hot chip, write unsettling threads. You are now aware of the taste of your own mouth. Gendered in the way a peat bog is.

Trumpet, saxophone, guitar, banjo, bass, and squats
The containment protocol is like "always have a working microphone in the room so everyone knows what it's thinking about doing"
November 11, 2025 at 10:51 AM
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No I need you to realise how insidious this is.

The FRONT PAGE of this "charity" wix site could easily fool you into thinking Brianna killed herself.

Clicking "Read More" Reveals her cause of death, but completely ignores transphobia and instead spends 4/5 paragraphs discussing Brianna's phone!
October 5, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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In the coming months there will be a massive bailout for AI firms. No crumbs will be left for any but the already obscenely wealthy. The coffers for everyone else will be empty. And democratic leadership will tell you this is all for the best. The alternative would be worse. These will all be lies
November 11, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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It can never be forgotten. It is not political manoeuvring. It is not some master scheme. It is plainly and simply “we want trump to win”.

The situation, folks, couldn’t be worse.

Let Neoliberalism die an unceremonious death. Let this disgusting sham of a party come to an end. It requires rebirth
November 11, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfred_...

Not a king, but the third richest man in earth used to fall out of his plane
Alfred Loewenstein - Wikipedia
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February 22, 2025 at 11:10 AM
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en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiberiu...

King's sons used to try catching food in their mouth and then choke to death on it
Tiberius Claudius Drusus (son of Claudius) - Wikipedia
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February 22, 2025 at 11:06 AM
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en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eleazar...

Not a king, but leader's sons used to get crushed by dead elephants after stabbing them while standing right underneath them
Eleazar Avaran - Wikipedia
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February 22, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duke_Ji...

Kings used to be told a prophecy of their own death, and then final destination themselves into fulfilling the prophecy by drowning in their own shit
Duke Jing of Jin (Ju) - Wikipedia
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February 22, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/William...

Kings used to get thrown off their horse when it tripped on a molehill, and then have people toast to "the little gentleman in the black velvet waistcoat"
William III of England - Wikipedia
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February 22, 2025 at 10:57 AM
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Not a king, but

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/J%C3%B6...

Politicians used to be attacked with an axe by a man wearing a bear costume during Carnival
Jörg Jenatsch - Wikipedia
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February 22, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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Interlude: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...

Check out the non-kingly deaths. One guy died after his wallace and gromit alarm clock crushed his head with a rock
List of unusual deaths in the 19th century - Wikipedia
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February 22, 2025 at 10:52 AM
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en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_...

Kings used to eat an entire goose, ask their jester for a joke, and then laugh so hard at the punchline their head exploded
Martin of Aragon - Wikipedia
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February 22, 2025 at 10:50 AM
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en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al-Must...

Kings used to get rolled up into a carpet and then trampled by horses
al-Musta'sim - Wikipedia
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February 22, 2025 at 10:48 AM
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en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erfurt_...

Kings used to have entire rooms full of nobles collapse into a cesspit where they drowned in shit by the dozens
Erfurt latrine disaster - Wikipedia
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February 22, 2025 at 10:47 AM