Return of the Cmonmacques
@cmonmaque.bsky.social
Un éléphant. Pour de vrai.
Pinned
With Al, no university will need to trouble themselves with pesky human students ever again. Instead they'll have Al students who are all sexy ladies with big juggs and 17 fingers. The men professors can dote on them and when they see a lady professor can shout "it's over for you!". It's a paradise
How about “the most cumderful time of year”? How about that?
December 26, 2025 at 5:14 AM
How about “the most cumderful time of year”? How about that?
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Billionaires and the president posting furiously all christmas meanwhile
December 26, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Billionaires and the president posting furiously all christmas meanwhile
lol I thought this was about mark cuban
You almost have to feel bad for an ugly old man with no family or friends to keep him company on Christmas Day that he makes 200 crazy posts ranting about everything under the sun.
Almost.
Almost.
December 26, 2025 at 5:11 AM
lol I thought this was about mark cuban
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they misspelled christmas on the title card lmao
December 26, 2025 at 3:55 AM
they misspelled christmas on the title card lmao
97x is the future of rock and roll and you’re hearing it more and more
December 26, 2025 at 4:22 AM
97x is the future of rock and roll and you’re hearing it more and more
Sometimes I think about how the earth eventually swallows us all and that seems nice
House Republicans Declare Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer ‘Definitely a Republican’
House Republicans Declare Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer ‘Definitely a Republican’
The official X account for the Republican-led House Judiciary Committee posted a Christmas Eve message Wednesday night declaring Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer is “definitely a Republican.” The committee, chaired by Rep. Jim Jordan (R-OH), included in its post a list of qualities it determined prove that Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer is indeed “definitely a Republican.” […]
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dlvr.it
December 26, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Sometimes I think about how the earth eventually swallows us all and that seems nice
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Scrooge: “oh praise, spirits you’ve changed the heart of this old miserly landlord. You there, boy, what day is it?!”
Mao Zedong: “don’t call me ‘boy’”
Mao Zedong: “don’t call me ‘boy’”
December 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Scrooge: “oh praise, spirits you’ve changed the heart of this old miserly landlord. You there, boy, what day is it?!”
Mao Zedong: “don’t call me ‘boy’”
Mao Zedong: “don’t call me ‘boy’”
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hearing some pretty vile stuff about russell brand..... think i'll be sticking with kirkland signature. thank you
December 26, 2025 at 1:16 AM
hearing some pretty vile stuff about russell brand..... think i'll be sticking with kirkland signature. thank you
Scrooge: “oh praise, spirits you’ve changed the heart of this old miserly landlord. You there, boy, what day is it?!”
Mao Zedong: “don’t call me ‘boy’”
Mao Zedong: “don’t call me ‘boy’”
December 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Scrooge: “oh praise, spirits you’ve changed the heart of this old miserly landlord. You there, boy, what day is it?!”
Mao Zedong: “don’t call me ‘boy’”
Mao Zedong: “don’t call me ‘boy’”
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Thats kinda a personal question that shpuld remain between a dog and their groomer.
Its gentle tho.
Its gentle tho.
December 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Thats kinda a personal question that shpuld remain between a dog and their groomer.
Its gentle tho.
Its gentle tho.
This live action nightmare before Christmas fucking sucks
With Christmas approaching, celebrations in Haifa were met with chaos after Israeli police stormed the Wadi al-Nisnas neighbourhood, arresting and beating Christians in the area.
December 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
This live action nightmare before Christmas fucking sucks
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I take my dog to the groomer.
She enjoys it.
You cant tell me different.
She enjoys it.
You cant tell me different.
December 26, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I take my dog to the groomer.
She enjoys it.
You cant tell me different.
She enjoys it.
You cant tell me different.
People are grooming our dogs and we’re just allowing this!?
December 26, 2025 at 1:26 AM
People are grooming our dogs and we’re just allowing this!?
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The Knives Out series is a throwback to "whodunnit" types of stories where the "who" is Rian Johnson and the "it" he has "dun" is to cook up some fucking 5 bagger bangers.
the knives out movies are such perfect cozy holiday fare. this new ones a blast. keep it up rian johnson!
December 26, 2025 at 12:54 AM
The Knives Out series is a throwback to "whodunnit" types of stories where the "who" is Rian Johnson and the "it" he has "dun" is to cook up some fucking 5 bagger bangers.
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what a nutso cast. what a dream team
December 25, 2025 at 11:08 PM
what a nutso cast. what a dream team
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the knives out movies are such perfect cozy holiday fare. this new ones a blast. keep it up rian johnson!
December 25, 2025 at 11:05 PM
the knives out movies are such perfect cozy holiday fare. this new ones a blast. keep it up rian johnson!
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Who’s looking forward to trump taking a side in the Egypt Ethiopia war that we’ll probably get next year
December 26, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Who’s looking forward to trump taking a side in the Egypt Ethiopia war that we’ll probably get next year
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* You can say something like this if someone explicitly picks an unprovoked fight with you, you own their ass, and then they block you. Then you win and may boast about it.
‘if you mute or block me i win’
pretty sure that statement itself makes you a loser.
pretty sure that statement itself makes you a loser.
December 26, 2025 at 12:21 AM
* You can say something like this if someone explicitly picks an unprovoked fight with you, you own their ass, and then they block you. Then you win and may boast about it.
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Kathryn NotSoBrightbill is a clown.
Shocked that some filthy fucking liar would instantly block me for this
December 26, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Kathryn NotSoBrightbill is a clown.
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I blocked Mark Cuban the second I saw his tedious ass on here and I'm so delighted to only have a tiny sliver of an idea about the discourse
December 26, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I blocked Mark Cuban the second I saw his tedious ass on here and I'm so delighted to only have a tiny sliver of an idea about the discourse
Imagining the kind of demon it takes to on Christmas go after accounts of starving Palestinians and say they’re actually doing human trafficking in Vietnam. Then realising that’s just as American as apple pie. Like these people are vetted on gofundme fuck are we doing here
December 26, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Imagining the kind of demon it takes to on Christmas go after accounts of starving Palestinians and say they’re actually doing human trafficking in Vietnam. Then realising that’s just as American as apple pie. Like these people are vetted on gofundme fuck are we doing here
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but macques, think of all the lost bandwidth for secret bible decoding preachers to hook revival rubes on eschatalogical conspiracy theories
December 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
but macques, think of all the lost bandwidth for secret bible decoding preachers to hook revival rubes on eschatalogical conspiracy theories
Shocked that some filthy fucking liar would instantly block me for this
December 26, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Shocked that some filthy fucking liar would instantly block me for this