Return of the Cmonmacques
@cmonmaque.bsky.social
Un éléphant. Pour de vrai.
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With Al, no university will need to trouble themselves with pesky human students ever again. Instead they'll have Al students who are all sexy ladies with big juggs and 17 fingers. The men professors can dote on them and when they see a lady professor can shout "it's over for you!". It's a paradise
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The Likes list is rancid
February 9, 2026 at 10:30 PM
The Likes list is rancid
The left, rising from his throne as he raises his hands and a hush descends: “Shut up, Taylor, you dumb BITCH! A MAN IS SPEAKING!!!!”
February 9, 2026 at 11:18 PM
The left, rising from his throne as he raises his hands and a hush descends: “Shut up, Taylor, you dumb BITCH! A MAN IS SPEAKING!!!!”
“I would have voted for Giuliani a third time if I could have…”
“Another one of my more reactionary positions is the ultimate reactionary position. The kernel of reactionary thought through which all other reactionary positions emerge.
I guess you could say I’m absolutely a reactionary”
I guess you could say I’m absolutely a reactionary”
February 9, 2026 at 11:15 PM
“I would have voted for Giuliani a third time if I could have…”
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mike could do several things on his end to not see so many of these if they’re so bothersome to him
shit isn’t normal right now & a lot of people are losing income one way or another; it’s also not really my place to judge or assume someone else’s life circumstances
shit isn’t normal right now & a lot of people are losing income one way or another; it’s also not really my place to judge or assume someone else’s life circumstances
“Another one of my more reactionary positions is the ultimate reactionary position. The kernel of reactionary thought through which all other reactionary positions emerge.
I guess you could say I’m absolutely a reactionary”
I guess you could say I’m absolutely a reactionary”
February 9, 2026 at 11:12 PM
mike could do several things on his end to not see so many of these if they’re so bothersome to him
shit isn’t normal right now & a lot of people are losing income one way or another; it’s also not really my place to judge or assume someone else’s life circumstances
shit isn’t normal right now & a lot of people are losing income one way or another; it’s also not really my place to judge or assume someone else’s life circumstances
We’re gonna get 1812’d again aren’t we 😒
Trump: “The first thing China will do is terminate ALL Ice Hockey being played in Canada, and permanently eliminate The Stanley Cup.”
February 9, 2026 at 11:09 PM
We’re gonna get 1812’d again aren’t we 😒
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Yeah they hate hockey and…moose? I dunno man, listen China wants to take the little donuts from Tom Hooters you have to believe me.
Trump: “The first thing China will do is terminate ALL Ice Hockey being played in Canada, and permanently eliminate The Stanley Cup.”
February 9, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Yeah they hate hockey and…moose? I dunno man, listen China wants to take the little donuts from Tom Hooters you have to believe me.
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Asking to spare some cash in a society that deems you unworthy of life itself if you don't have one of those increasingly scarce & ableist living-wage jobs is not a scam. It's a solution to a scam.
They should be bullied? Guess what. They're being bullied. That's why they're asking for cash.
They should be bullied? Guess what. They're being bullied. That's why they're asking for cash.
“Another one of my more reactionary positions is the ultimate reactionary position. The kernel of reactionary thought through which all other reactionary positions emerge.
I guess you could say I’m absolutely a reactionary”
I guess you could say I’m absolutely a reactionary”
February 9, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Asking to spare some cash in a society that deems you unworthy of life itself if you don't have one of those increasingly scarce & ableist living-wage jobs is not a scam. It's a solution to a scam.
They should be bullied? Guess what. They're being bullied. That's why they're asking for cash.
They should be bullied? Guess what. They're being bullied. That's why they're asking for cash.
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Guy who just lived though the federal government stripping any child support from Minnesota due to scaremongering about fraud: “this will never happen but people should be shamed and punished for being obvious frauds”
“Another one of my more reactionary positions is the ultimate reactionary position. The kernel of reactionary thought through which all other reactionary positions emerge.
I guess you could say I’m absolutely a reactionary”
I guess you could say I’m absolutely a reactionary”
February 9, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Guy who just lived though the federal government stripping any child support from Minnesota due to scaremongering about fraud: “this will never happen but people should be shamed and punished for being obvious frauds”
Guy who just lived though the federal government stripping any child support from Minnesota due to scaremongering about fraud: “this will never happen but people should be shamed and punished for being obvious frauds”
“Another one of my more reactionary positions is the ultimate reactionary position. The kernel of reactionary thought through which all other reactionary positions emerge.
I guess you could say I’m absolutely a reactionary”
I guess you could say I’m absolutely a reactionary”
February 9, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Guy who just lived though the federal government stripping any child support from Minnesota due to scaremongering about fraud: “this will never happen but people should be shamed and punished for being obvious frauds”
“I see these people in a breadline and it fills me with disgust and rage. Why don’t they just get a job” man fuck you. You’re not special. We’ve always had you in America. We’ve had you since you were a happy cog in the
nachinery of slavery. Fucking country you think this is, a Marxist utopia?
nachinery of slavery. Fucking country you think this is, a Marxist utopia?
February 9, 2026 at 10:23 PM
“I see these people in a breadline and it fills me with disgust and rage. Why don’t they just get a job” man fuck you. You’re not special. We’ve always had you in America. We’ve had you since you were a happy cog in the
nachinery of slavery. Fucking country you think this is, a Marxist utopia?
nachinery of slavery. Fucking country you think this is, a Marxist utopia?
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i think mike should get bullied off the internet actually
February 9, 2026 at 10:20 PM
i think mike should get bullied off the internet actually
“Another one of my more reactionary positions is the ultimate reactionary position. The kernel of reactionary thought through which all other reactionary positions emerge.
I guess you could say I’m absolutely a reactionary”
I guess you could say I’m absolutely a reactionary”
February 9, 2026 at 10:15 PM
“Another one of my more reactionary positions is the ultimate reactionary position. The kernel of reactionary thought through which all other reactionary positions emerge.
I guess you could say I’m absolutely a reactionary”
I guess you could say I’m absolutely a reactionary”
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Every time Elon starts talking about building an army of unstoppable sex robots or a space base in 5 years, it's because he's in a state of blind panic and squirting bullshit the way a squid does ink.
The actual story, if journalists didn't suck, would be: what is he panicking about this time.
The actual story, if journalists didn't suck, would be: what is he panicking about this time.
February 9, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Every time Elon starts talking about building an army of unstoppable sex robots or a space base in 5 years, it's because he's in a state of blind panic and squirting bullshit the way a squid does ink.
The actual story, if journalists didn't suck, would be: what is he panicking about this time.
The actual story, if journalists didn't suck, would be: what is he panicking about this time.
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Ape. Ogre. Frankenstein. Troll. All words of hate spewed at Senator Fetterman. And you’re all very wrong to do that as he’s more of a Solomon Grundy type thing anyway
September 19, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Ape. Ogre. Frankenstein. Troll. All words of hate spewed at Senator Fetterman. And you’re all very wrong to do that as he’s more of a Solomon Grundy type thing anyway
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You know how they called Ted Kennedy “the lion of the senate”? Well John Fetterman is “the ogre of the senate”
October 30, 2025 at 10:49 PM
You know how they called Ted Kennedy “the lion of the senate”? Well John Fetterman is “the ogre of the senate”
John Fetterman has made an impassioned speech against the facility in Tremont, saying “THIS IS MY SWAMP” before turning back into his hovel
Notable that basically everyone is NIMBY about these, even jerks like Fetterman, who opposes the one planned for Tremont, Pennsylvania. ICE concentration camps pay no taxes while also making huge demands on local infrastructure, everything from water to sewage to power to hospitals.
ICE has now spent over half a BILLION dollars just on purchasing warehouses around the country to convert into detention camps.
If these mega-camps are utilized to the full capacity ICE intends, they'll be the largest prisons in the country, with little real oversight. www.ajc.com/politics/202...
If these mega-camps are utilized to the full capacity ICE intends, they'll be the largest prisons in the country, with little real oversight. www.ajc.com/politics/202...
February 9, 2026 at 10:09 PM
John Fetterman has made an impassioned speech against the facility in Tremont, saying “THIS IS MY SWAMP” before turning back into his hovel
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“kid rock? isn’t that what they called epstein island?”
February 9, 2026 at 3:12 PM
“kid rock? isn’t that what they called epstein island?”
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Notable that basically everyone is NIMBY about these, even jerks like Fetterman, who opposes the one planned for Tremont, Pennsylvania. ICE concentration camps pay no taxes while also making huge demands on local infrastructure, everything from water to sewage to power to hospitals.
ICE has now spent over half a BILLION dollars just on purchasing warehouses around the country to convert into detention camps.
If these mega-camps are utilized to the full capacity ICE intends, they'll be the largest prisons in the country, with little real oversight. www.ajc.com/politics/202...
If these mega-camps are utilized to the full capacity ICE intends, they'll be the largest prisons in the country, with little real oversight. www.ajc.com/politics/202...
ICE to begin detaining immigrants inside Social Circle warehouse in April
Homeland Security plans to build warehouse detention facilities in other cities being met with opposition.
www.ajc.com
February 9, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Notable that basically everyone is NIMBY about these, even jerks like Fetterman, who opposes the one planned for Tremont, Pennsylvania. ICE concentration camps pay no taxes while also making huge demands on local infrastructure, everything from water to sewage to power to hospitals.
Me doing the math: “I’m just doing the math here and the numbers look bad. And wrong. Someone else should do the math here….”
February 9, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Me doing the math: “I’m just doing the math here and the numbers look bad. And wrong. Someone else should do the math here….”
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This is an OUTRAGE
It says the draft folder isn't big enough to post a photo of my ass. Bluesky must fix this.
February 9, 2026 at 9:56 PM
This is an OUTRAGE
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It says the draft folder isn't big enough to post a photo of my ass. Bluesky must fix this.
February 9, 2026 at 9:11 PM
It says the draft folder isn't big enough to post a photo of my ass. Bluesky must fix this.
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It appears the “line” for my undertaker comedy was somewhere between saying “maybe I’m bad at my job, but my clients never complain…” and creating a life size stand up marionette puppet out of human body parts that reminded me of George Carlin
February 9, 2026 at 12:12 PM
It appears the “line” for my undertaker comedy was somewhere between saying “maybe I’m bad at my job, but my clients never complain…” and creating a life size stand up marionette puppet out of human body parts that reminded me of George Carlin
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People are always surprised when I tell them my age. “You’re thousands of years old? But how??? No…no… you’re stealing my soul for sustenance! Noooooo ahhh it burns!!!!!”
Geez, people, get over it! I know I look good! 🕺🕺
Geez, people, get over it! I know I look good! 🕺🕺
February 9, 2026 at 12:25 PM
People are always surprised when I tell them my age. “You’re thousands of years old? But how??? No…no… you’re stealing my soul for sustenance! Noooooo ahhh it burns!!!!!”
Geez, people, get over it! I know I look good! 🕺🕺
Geez, people, get over it! I know I look good! 🕺🕺