Return of the Cmonmacques
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Un éléphant. Pour de vrai.
Pinned
With Al, no university will need to trouble themselves with pesky human students ever again. Instead they'll have Al students who are all sexy ladies with big juggs and 17 fingers. The men professors can dote on them and when they see a lady professor can shout "it's over for you!". It's a paradise
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Damn! That bitch was not lying! The new world do struggle to be born
November 11, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Damn! That bitch was not lying! The new world do struggle to be born
It is very hard to dismiss the fact that senate democrats caving was an intentional gift to Donald Trump. He went to the Supreme Court trying to starve 42 million Americans and we all saw it. And as people fought that, they caved. They are not merely collaborators but wolves in sheep’s clothing.
anyway if dems think I'm gonna forget this shit in 5 months, they're wrong. if they think I'm gonna forget it in 5 years, they're wrong. they have fully convinced me that purging the party of these inept losers in the senate is more important than retaking the senate in the next election cycle
November 11, 2025 at 4:54 AM
It is very hard to dismiss the fact that senate democrats caving was an intentional gift to Donald Trump. He went to the Supreme Court trying to starve 42 million Americans and we all saw it. And as people fought that, they caved. They are not merely collaborators but wolves in sheep’s clothing.
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anyway if dems think I'm gonna forget this shit in 5 months, they're wrong. if they think I'm gonna forget it in 5 years, they're wrong. they have fully convinced me that purging the party of these inept losers in the senate is more important than retaking the senate in the next election cycle
November 11, 2025 at 4:08 AM
anyway if dems think I'm gonna forget this shit in 5 months, they're wrong. if they think I'm gonna forget it in 5 years, they're wrong. they have fully convinced me that purging the party of these inept losers in the senate is more important than retaking the senate in the next election cycle
I have a bad taste in my mouth
It's not the most important thing, but I do think we're going to have to address TVs being too cheap.
November 11, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I have a bad taste in my mouth
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Just in case you thought this was about trans athletes. This was solely about creating a fascist and racist gender bureaucracy over what constitutes being feminine enough to be considered a woman.
They're targeting cis women who may be intersex and banning them from sport.
They're targeting cis women who may be intersex and banning them from sport.
November 11, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Just in case you thought this was about trans athletes. This was solely about creating a fascist and racist gender bureaucracy over what constitutes being feminine enough to be considered a woman.
They're targeting cis women who may be intersex and banning them from sport.
They're targeting cis women who may be intersex and banning them from sport.
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My guy looks like a villain in a telenovela
Chris Cuomo is trying to make this atrocious little mustache happen even though it looks like he drew it on with a ballpoint pen
November 11, 2025 at 2:22 AM
My guy looks like a villain in a telenovela
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Imagine if America was insanely Islamophobic…
November 11, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Imagine if America was insanely Islamophobic…
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I call them dems losers but the real losers here is the rest of us and they know this.
UPDATE: The Senate votes 53-47 to shoot down the Baldwin amendment to extend ACA funds for 1 year. A party-line vote with every Republican rejecting it.
An important vote in this series: Tammy Baldwin’s proposal to extend ACA expiring funds for 1 year. It’s structured as a motion to table (i.e. scrap it from the amendment tree). But it’ll show the appetite (or lack thereof) in the Senate to address this issue.
November 11, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I call them dems losers but the real losers here is the rest of us and they know this.
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it made me so mad i could have sworn it had lyrics, this is objectively better and anyone who says otherwise is a chase lover
November 11, 2025 at 2:02 AM
it made me so mad i could have sworn it had lyrics, this is objectively better and anyone who says otherwise is a chase lover
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the House MD intro was rlly starting to piss me the frick off
November 11, 2025 at 1:59 AM
the House MD intro was rlly starting to piss me the frick off
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Honestly there was only one way the Cuomo family could be more off-putting and it’s to try to look like modern day Vince McMahon
Chris Cuomo is trying to make this atrocious little mustache happen even though it looks like he drew it on with a ballpoint pen
November 11, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Honestly there was only one way the Cuomo family could be more off-putting and it’s to try to look like modern day Vince McMahon
My guy looks like a villain in a telenovela
Chris Cuomo is trying to make this atrocious little mustache happen even though it looks like he drew it on with a ballpoint pen
November 11, 2025 at 2:22 AM
My guy looks like a villain in a telenovela
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Chris Cuomo is trying to make this atrocious little mustache happen even though it looks like he drew it on with a ballpoint pen
November 11, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Chris Cuomo is trying to make this atrocious little mustache happen even though it looks like he drew it on with a ballpoint pen
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Me watching “welcome to derry”:
November 10, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Me watching “welcome to derry”:
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pretending this is about me for the dopamine boost
GOOD JOB, Q!
November 11, 2025 at 2:09 AM
pretending this is about me for the dopamine boost
It is so funny that for as a massive a con artist as trump is he completely and totally falls for other people’s cons. You’d think he could smell them!
White House officials are furious with Bill Pulte, the Federal Housing Finance Agency director, who talked Trump into suggesting a 50-year mortgage plan.
The White House was blindsided by the idea and is now dealing with a furious backlash from conservative allies, business leaders and lawmakers.
The White House was blindsided by the idea and is now dealing with a furious backlash from conservative allies, business leaders and lawmakers.
‘Sold POTUS a bill of goods’: WH furious with Pulte over 50-year mortgage
The White House was blindsided by the idea and is now dealing with a furious backlash from conservative allies, business leaders and lawmakers.
www.politico.com
November 11, 2025 at 2:12 AM
It is so funny that for as a massive a con artist as trump is he completely and totally falls for other people’s cons. You’d think he could smell them!
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I'm too lazy to do this, because I can, I have enough posts for it, so I just repeat the same jokes and lo and behold, bangers
November 11, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I'm too lazy to do this, because I can, I have enough posts for it, so I just repeat the same jokes and lo and behold, bangers
The cmonmacques promise:
the goal of posting is to convey every possible thought until you can communicate exclusively via quoting your own posts
November 11, 2025 at 2:10 AM
The cmonmacques promise:
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the goal of posting is to convey every possible thought until you can communicate exclusively via quoting your own posts
November 11, 2025 at 1:54 AM
the goal of posting is to convey every possible thought until you can communicate exclusively via quoting your own posts
“When Dracula sees a pretty lady does he get hungry or horny” well first of all he’s obviously Bi and so the answer is “both”
November 11, 2025 at 2:09 AM
“When Dracula sees a pretty lady does he get hungry or horny” well first of all he’s obviously Bi and so the answer is “both”
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I love the story of Frankenstein and his unnamed doctor
June 1, 2023 at 1:16 AM
I love the story of Frankenstein and his unnamed doctor
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Edi Patterson is so singularly fearless and it elevates so many scenes she's in. She goes so far without a hint of self-consciousness.
November 11, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Edi Patterson is so singularly fearless and it elevates so many scenes she's in. She goes so far without a hint of self-consciousness.
