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Return of the Cmonmacques
@cmonmaque.bsky.social
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Un éléphant. Pour de vrai.
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asking for Epstein's romantic advice. Very wide eyes
November 18, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Look at this plate. What do you see? You see fish. Meat. Fruits. Bread.

I look at this plate, yknow what I see?

Opportunity.
Massive bbq plate
November 17, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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It’s kind of a cosmic riddle from I think you should leave
November 17, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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It’s sort of a cosmic riddle
Santa from I think you should leave where he says “cosmic gumbo”
November 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Beach
November 17, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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Hello, Omaha!
A tropical island with a big peak in the foreground.
November 17, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Ahhhh New York. Da big apple!
Island paradise
November 17, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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“The great cosmic riddle, I figured I had solved it. The joke was that the joke was never done being told.”
Return of the Cmonma... @cmonm... • 1mo My grandmother: *utters a long diatribe in Yiddish* My friend: "what did she say?" Me: "she said that life is a whimsical dance of ups and downs and the only rule is the music stops" My grandmother: *in Yiddish clearly indicating that not what she said* Me: *nodding sagely* "She's so wise"
November 17, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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Girl you can’t write worth shit!
The unsolvable puzzle. Tripping once, on a balcony in Washington overlooking the National Cathedral. Smoking what I did not know was my final cigarette. Unless someone offers me a Capri, which does not count. The great cosmic riddle, I figured I had solved it. The joke was that the joke was never done being told.
November 17, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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Proud to announce the not fucking around crew is once again not fucking around
Steamed grouper finished with boiling oil and tuna sashimi Previous dishes with curry shrimp and potatoes and pork and taro and garlic butter grouper
November 17, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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Classic scene.
Gary Oldman in Dracula saying “The names Frankenstein. Doctor Frankenstein”
November 17, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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Mfw people pontificate on why MTG may be changing her tune on Trump:
I don’t care from the fugitive
November 17, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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Yes…YES!!!
Jacob’s ladder
November 16, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Return of the Cmonster... @cmon... Guy in his first day of "poop eaters anonymous": "Hi everyone. I'm Johnny and why is the world so cruel?
November 16, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Return of the Cmonmac... @cmon... Insurance agent visiting the McAllister household in a post credit scene from "home alone": "Hoo boy... we won't be covering any of this"
November 16, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Dawg…
Return of the Cmonma... @cmonm... • 19m The thing is, Marjorie Taylor Greene IS a traitor 1 2 • 20. ① • • • am-mccarthy.bsky.social FIGHT FASCISM @am-mccarthy.bsky.social Follow A traitor we're going to use to oust the fascists
November 16, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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😭😭😭
Return of the Cmonma... @cmonm... • 5mо Reading my copy of Marjorie Taylor Greene's newest book "the cost of bravery" and feeling the tears well up in my eyes. "She's so brave, she's so brave" I say as I thank god I spent 30 dollars on this.
November 16, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Return of the Cmonma... @cmonm... • 5mo Reading my copy of Liz Cheneys newest book "the cost of bravery" and feeling the tears well up in my eyes. "She's so brave, she's so brave" | say as I thank god I spent 30 dollars on this.
November 16, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Fuck outta here you nasty crusty ass freak
Key Actions and Stances • Legislation: Greene is the primary sponsor of the "Protect Children's Innocence Act," which aims to make providing gender-affirming medical care to minors a felony at the federal level, with potential penalties including long prison sentences. • Public Disputes: She has engaged in high-profile conflicts with other lawmakers over transgender issues. • In 2021, she placed a sign outside her office that read, "There are TWO genders: Male and Female. Trust the Science!" directly across the hall from the office of Rep. Marie Newman, who had a transgender pride flag displayed because her daughter is transgender. Greene also made transphobic remarks about Newman's daughter.
November 16, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Frankensteins” dir Del Toro (2025)
Come in with the milk Leonardo DiCaprio from aviator
November 16, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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Rather than responding to my made up quote about Frankensteins with real quotes about Frankensteins, I encourage you to free your mind and make up other quotes about Frankensteins like this happy moviegoer:
Frankensteins is like Ferre! And I really like Ferrari...
November 16, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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The French breakfast posting will continue until morale improves!!
Pate and local bologna Tuna sashimi and tuna ceviche
November 16, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Breakfast is served
Coconut Beignets, assorted pastry, assorted meats, breakfast is served
November 16, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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Paulie walnuts saying “Frankenstein's hung! That's never been disputed by anybody.”
November 16, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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Incredible scene from the new Frankensteins movie
Time Sizemore in Heat saying “Yknow for me the Frankenstein is the Monster”
November 16, 2025 at 9:48 AM