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Un éléphant. Pour de vrai.
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Have these people never watched You Only Lived Twice? The laziness & lack of creativity.
Just say he had a double. It was faked. It was a dream. Etc
November 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 3:07 PM
“The monster” was the name of the technique
November 11, 2025 at 3:07 PM
*writer shakes his head* “you lack whimsy”
November 11, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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telling a 70s bond writer “hey, you can’t do that. it’ll ruin the continuity of the overarching Bond Canon”

he looks at me with pity in his eyes, seeing me as a simple minded dunce who cannot grasp even the basic premise of “making a movie where hot spy fucks good and stops bad guys”
November 11, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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I've got a bladder mack, can you farm me?
November 11, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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Look, whatever. I have bigger issues

How the hell am i going to write a murder mystery with a Sherlock Holmes that's 170 years old?
November 11, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Offensive post. Piss isn’t “made”.

It’s farmed!
November 11, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I always thought it was just for his arc as Craig. Like I’m rewatching goldeneye and bond was around before dench’s M but also she was there before Craig’s bond and also Fiennes becomes the new M after she dies… baffling stuff if it’s the same guy
November 11, 2025 at 12:33 PM