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The May Day Brick
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I'm not serious, I'm kidding.

part of the process by which the universe witnesses itself, tweets my own. thembo rights. hey guys check it out I'm the brunkler

please don't put me in starter packs or follow me
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hey guys it's bike day shut up y'all it's bike day
February 10, 2026 at 4:22 PM
I got bus lucky like three times today can I get a hell yeah
February 10, 2026 at 4:17 PM
I want an open casket funeral but with like only a middle door displaying my butt
February 10, 2026 at 3:38 PM
so apparently it's a pretty big deal if you've ever been arrested. wild. basically everyone I know has been arrested a few times.

but yeah sure somehow IM the weirdo? ok society, whatever.
February 10, 2026 at 3:15 PM
what's really incredible about modern life is how many situations you're in every day where every choice available to you fucking sucks
February 10, 2026 at 3:12 PM
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Fr tho chat, do you think Olive stayed with Popeye because his dick pumped up when he ate spinach or was he just a generous lover in other ways?¿
February 10, 2026 at 2:56 PM
KISS WOMEN ON THE FOREHEAD IF THEY WANT THAT AND THEN LET THEM SLEEP
let them sleep and give them a forehead kiss
February 10, 2026 at 3:01 PM
LET WOMEN SLEEP
February 10, 2026 at 12:51 PM
knuckle/tats

haha/yes!
February 10, 2026 at 8:01 AM
🧱 yes!... hahaha yess!🪟
February 10, 2026 at 8:00 AM
drafts are for cowards just post you jackals if you let them in then how could they even be intrusive thoughts?
February 9, 2026 at 9:42 PM
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kissing foreheads, cutting up fruit and buttering toast are acts of valentine
February 9, 2026 at 9:26 PM
nourishment is a mf like how balance and equilibrium are also mfs
February 9, 2026 at 7:59 PM
quantity is pretty good if quality isn't available
February 9, 2026 at 7:37 PM
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Far too many U.S. drivers are simply unable to conceive of a world without widespread traffic deaths. They think it's impossible, and so much discourse reflects that. People just shoot down left and right ideas that have been proven to work in other places.
February 9, 2026 at 6:04 PM
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Men only want one thing. And it’s disgusting.
February 9, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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WHER IS MANKIRKS WIFE
fuck discord I'm going back to barrens chat
fuck discord i’m going back to the club penguin forums
February 9, 2026 at 6:21 PM
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I've been to some countries where people live under military rule or autocracy. And without fail, one of the questions I get when they ask about life in the U.S. is whether it's true that Americans just let homeless people die on the street.
During freezing temperatures in Port Arthur, Texas, a 61-year-old homeless man was found dead in his wheelchair outside a convenience store.

He was wearing a hospital gown and no shoes. Authorities say he had been released from a hospital the previous day.

This is a diseased society.
'What's wrong with the world?' Man in wheelchair found dead outside in freezing temps
The 61-year-old man had been released from a hospital the day before.
news4sanantonio.com
February 9, 2026 at 5:05 PM
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Soup of the day: Falling off a cliff
February 9, 2026 at 6:46 PM
CONFIRMATION EMAIL BIKE TOMORROW!!!!! TOMORROW BOKE
February 9, 2026 at 6:51 PM
i need to be lightly clobbered about the head with a shovel
February 9, 2026 at 5:03 PM
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can we have some fun on this microblogging webbed site?
January 18, 2026 at 5:21 AM
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I want FDR to look like Mitch McConnell by the time we're done. I want ten billion dollars spent on infrastructure for every man woman and child in these United States. I want bureaucrats crying because we've built so many dams that we don't know who to name them for anymore.
February 9, 2026 at 4:12 PM
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New York has a Muslim mayor; the Patriots are losing the Super Bowl. The Long 9/11 is finally coming to an end.
Feel bad for my patriot fan friends but this is a good omen for society
February 9, 2026 at 3:05 AM
gnight jackals wish me luck on my first day of this internship tomorrow kloveubai
February 8, 2026 at 10:59 PM