Memento (Aloof) Morty 🌙
@mementomorty.bsky.social
passionate about healthcare access for all, harm reduction, and destigmatizing mental illness
housewarming:
https://throne.com/itsmorticia
$MorticiaRN
A black cat who loves horror
Definitely not a witch
Lifts heavy stone
she/her
housewarming:
https://throne.com/itsmorticia
$MorticiaRN
A black cat who loves horror
Definitely not a witch
Lifts heavy stone
she/her
Pinned
You know who else was pinned at the top in front of his followers?
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Best case scenario Elon picks up some obscure hobby that is also quite dangerous and he gets Tetanus
November 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Best case scenario Elon picks up some obscure hobby that is also quite dangerous and he gets Tetanus
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But also, I told you when used effectively shame works. The problem is Elon isn't shamed by normal things like the weight of being responsible for the deaths of 600,000 people, or being a white supremacist or whatever. Oates just landed on a pressure point.
But also, I told you when used effectively shame works. The problem is Elon isn't shamed by normal things like the weight of being responsible for the deaths of 600,000 people, or being a white supremacist or whatever. Oates just landed on a pressure point.
November 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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But also, I told you when used effectively shame works. The problem is Elon isn't shamed by normal things like the weight of being responsible for the deaths of 600,000 people, or being a white supremacist or whatever. Oates just landed on a pressure point.
But also, I told you when used effectively shame works. The problem is Elon isn't shamed by normal things like the weight of being responsible for the deaths of 600,000 people, or being a white supremacist or whatever. Oates just landed on a pressure point.
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Her birth certificate says Morticia
November 11, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Her birth certificate says Morticia
I know I annoy everyone in that league
Morty did such a good job with her fantasy draft that she managed to win this week while missing 3 players.
November 11, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I know I annoy everyone in that league
I caught my cat dipping his paws in my water cup that I left on the floor next to the couch. Straight to jail!
November 11, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I caught my cat dipping his paws in my water cup that I left on the floor next to the couch. Straight to jail!
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If you're bleeding internally you just uhh call around and compare health care plans. Make a budget spreadsheet and see what you can afford. Do I have to spell it out for you. I have a ballroom to build
November 11, 2025 at 1:36 AM
If you're bleeding internally you just uhh call around and compare health care plans. Make a budget spreadsheet and see what you can afford. Do I have to spell it out for you. I have a ballroom to build
Negotiating your own health insurance sounds like being stuck in hell which isn't that far off from what we have now
Trump: "I want the money to go into an account for people where they buy their own health insurance. It's so good. The insurance will be better. It'll cost less. Everybody is gonna be happy. They're gonna feel like entrepreneurs. They're actually able to go out & negotiate their own insurance"
November 11, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Negotiating your own health insurance sounds like being stuck in hell which isn't that far off from what we have now
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Again you should be allowed to get away with crimes if they are hilarious enough
November 11, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Again you should be allowed to get away with crimes if they are hilarious enough
"Don't tell me what I know, Travis" is the best line in Zootopia
November 11, 2025 at 12:14 AM
"Don't tell me what I know, Travis" is the best line in Zootopia
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shhh…i think she’s hunting
November 11, 2025 at 12:12 AM
shhh…i think she’s hunting
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"almost $340,000 which he stole from his office and used in part to purchase a wildebeest, owls, hot tubs, a drum set, a gazebo and a snow cone machine."
www.nbc4i.com
November 11, 2025 at 12:05 AM
"almost $340,000 which he stole from his office and used in part to purchase a wildebeest, owls, hot tubs, a drum set, a gazebo and a snow cone machine."
I have never clicked on a link in a news article so fast in my life
November 11, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I have never clicked on a link in a news article so fast in my life
The lioness does not concern herself with the opinions of others, but seriously, are you guys mad at me
November 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
The lioness does not concern herself with the opinions of others, but seriously, are you guys mad at me
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Democrats stop using "Democrats will keep fighting" cliché challenge (impossible).
November 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Democrats stop using "Democrats will keep fighting" cliché challenge (impossible).
We are watching them dems gentle parent a screaming toddler
November 10, 2025 at 11:55 PM
We are watching them dems gentle parent a screaming toddler
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So authentic Ethiopian night is pretty much out
November 10, 2025 at 8:37 PM
So authentic Ethiopian night is pretty much out
I AM DOING IT FOR HEALTH REASONS AND BECAUSE I LIKE THE SMELL
Hm reminds me of a dude i knew that would rub urine in his nostrils for health reasons. I didnt ask for clarification
November 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I AM DOING IT FOR HEALTH REASONS AND BECAUSE I LIKE THE SMELL
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I identify less with my astrological sign than I do with the way people describe my dog. Like, I guess I'm a Capricorn but I'm for sure "treat motivated."
November 9, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I identify less with my astrological sign than I do with the way people describe my dog. Like, I guess I'm a Capricorn but I'm for sure "treat motivated."
People will admit anything online
November 10, 2025 at 7:57 PM
People will admit anything online
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Elon Musk pretending to be human who likes to do human things because an 87 year old author owned him online will be forever funny
November 10, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Elon Musk pretending to be human who likes to do human things because an 87 year old author owned him online will be forever funny
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WASHINGTON (AP) — Canada has lost its measles elimination status because of continued spread, international health experts say.
November 10, 2025 at 4:17 PM
WASHINGTON (AP) — Canada has lost its measles elimination status because of continued spread, international health experts say.
3 reps unassisted 💅
Got the 40s up for shoulder press for 2 reps unassisted and 2 more with a spotter 🥹
November 10, 2025 at 6:39 PM
3 reps unassisted 💅
I think good rule of thumb is that if you read a tweet by doctor who tags RFK Jr and Dr. Drew for "backup" you can immediately ignore anything they're saying 👍
1. He overstates the risk. Guillain-Barre from the influenza vaccine is 1-2 additional cases per million doses given.
2. Only 30% of patients require mechanical ventilation.
3. A hospitalist would consult with their affiliated OB-Gyn, not a "Locum Independent Contractor"
2. Only 30% of patients require mechanical ventilation.
3. A hospitalist would consult with their affiliated OB-Gyn, not a "Locum Independent Contractor"
November 10, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I think good rule of thumb is that if you read a tweet by doctor who tags RFK Jr and Dr. Drew for "backup" you can immediately ignore anything they're saying 👍