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Brendel
@brendelbored.bsky.social
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Host of all podcasts. Independent Muckraker. Hollywood’s Ultimate Insider.
The post is probably a joke.
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Once in a while something on my phone makes me crack up so much my wife notices and I have to explain it to her but she doesn't really get it. This is one of those times.
February 15, 2026 at 5:31 AM
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This is blackout poetry to me
I became Senior VP at a multi-million dollar company at age 26. My salary was $600k. This was in 2018. How did I do it? Blacked out lines CEO (my dad) promoted me to SVP. There are no gimmicks. There are no shortcuts.
February 14, 2026 at 2:26 PM
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geftokingmongoose.bsky.social
He was so real for this
Garfield holding a chainsaw(labeled as Mr. Chainsaw) behind an old desktop computer that says "error" on the screen a bunch. He has a ferocious look on his face and is thinking "compute this!"
February 13, 2026 at 10:52 PM
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This is not a genuine Frog and Toad quote.
February 15, 2026 at 3:13 AM
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I mean, good but also lol
Rupert Grint on the Rise of Fascism: 'Obviously, I'm Against It' By Alex Ritman, Ellise Shafer
February 15, 2026 at 3:06 AM
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Frog and Toad with director Kevin Smith’s tweet Ten years in and we bone like we're cheating on each other WITH each other. A decade-plus and her clit/brown/taint-area still pOwns my dick.
February 15, 2026 at 2:46 AM
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And now the circle is closed

Thank you friends for going on this journey with me. Happy Valentines to you all
KevinSmith @ ThatKevinSmith Follow Ten years in and we bone like we're cheating on each other WITH each other. A decade-plus and her clit/brown/taint-area still pOwns my dick.
February 15, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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With more people getting the opportunity to play Metal Gear Solid 4, it means more people will understand one of my favorite posts online
Tweet from @TheOmegaVirus Mgs4 boss: *Tries to give Snake a lapdance and dies* Drebin: "That was Angry Armadillo, she was forced to eat cement as a child"
February 14, 2026 at 5:04 AM
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Happy Valentines Day from Rad and the entire Walmart family
Okay but look how cute this area rug is from Walmart! I'm obsessed 17 2 118 Walmart ® Follow く Replying to @xmermaidmama Cute indeed! But, I just couldn't help noticing your gorgeous feet. -Rad
February 15, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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February 14, 2026 at 3:49 PM
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Happy Valentines Day from Elizabeth Holmes and her boyfriend
TEXTS BETWEEN HOLMES AND BALWANI What this reveals about their relationship "You are breeze in desert for me. My water. And ocean. Meant only to be together tiger" Elizabeth Holmes "Ok." Ramesh "Sunny" Balwani
February 15, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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Happy Valentines Day from KISS member Gene Simmons and Otaku man
Gene Simmons @genesimmons Follow It doesn't matter if you understand this relationship. It only matters if this Otaku man is happy. Otaku is a person who is a manga and tech fan. Good luck to him. nypost.com 'Fictosexual' man married hologram bride, but now struggles to bond...
February 15, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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Happy Valentines Day from Professor Richard Dawkins
Richard Dawkins & @RichardDawkins Subscribe ••• Saw a down-and-out in Seattle last night. His sign said not "I need food" or "I need a job" but "I need a fat bitch". What could this mean?
February 15, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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Happy Valentines Day from “the Clitoris Truther”
Glypticfille @acteduweininger • 5h It is well known in ancient literature that the "clitoris" didn't exist. What the "clitoris" is is an invention of modern feminism, which has been trying to give women their own "penis" and socially engineering them into believing they need to have a "clitoral orgasm". All a lie. Psychotika @Psychotika_.gh Replying to @acteduweininger OR, and just hear me out, it's about anatomy. A penis goes inside but the vibrator works on the clit. The clit is how we orgasm. 172 • 13 ill 984 Glypticfille @acteduweininger • 5h .. . Eating pussy is part of this mythology of the "female penis", whereby a man pretends to "suck a woman's cock". It's disgusting and beyond belief that this practice has become widespread. 1 3 ill 186 贝 % Glypticfille @acteduweininger • 5h "Clitorial deniers" are treated worse than holocaust deniers in our culture because the clitoris is essentially the holocaust of feminism. 1 172 © 10 Ill 339 贝 Glypticfille @acteduweininger Follow ... Men who eat pussy are basically Schindler in Schindler's list, saving women from the "denial of their penis" that is not eating pussy. 3:09 AM • Mar 3, 2024 • 282 Views
February 15, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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This is probably ok
February 14, 2026 at 9:31 PM
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Happy Valentines Day from Doctor Crusher’s erotic grandmother journal
Doctor Crusher “I did fall asleep reading particularly erotic chapter in my grandmother's journal.”
February 15, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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Happy Valentines Day from this other fella
New York Post V @nypost My penis fell off but it regrew on my arm — now I'm a real man again trib.al/E8SwPUv
February 15, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Happy Valentines Day from this fella
The Guardian 1h • "The worst thing is when you cuddle your nan at Christmas and it hits her in the eye." The Guardian theguardian.com TV tonight: the extraordinary story of the man with a penis on his arm
February 15, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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Happy Valentine’s Day from the Star Trek Deep Space Nine baseball card of Odo having sex for the first time
A baseball called labeled first intimacy under a category called greatest moments
February 15, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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Happy Valentines Day from former NFL wide receiver Roddy White
Roddy White & @roddywhiteTV I'm watching the matrix and neil and infinity are having sex its such an emotional moment sometimes I forget its a movie
February 15, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Happy Valentines Day from Glucose Cat
Daily Mail Online @MailOnline • Oct 4, 2019 Cat needs glucose drip after mating with at least five females in single night at pet hotel
February 15, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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Happy Valentine’s Day from the nation of Swedens actual social media account in 2014
@sweden & @sweden 7. My best advice for getting good at fellatio is to love cock. Once you got that covered geting good is a no-brainer. 6:54 AM • Nov 26, 2014 • Twitter for Android
February 14, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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Happy Valentines Day from Law & Order SVU star Ice T
ICE T @FINALLEVEL A REAL nut... Feels like every bone in your body comes out the head of your dick... Say no more. I'm done. Fall asleep in 2min. 10:16 PM - Jan 19, 2011 • Twitter Web Client
February 14, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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Happy Valentines Day from Jacks Frozen Pizza and myself
Jack's Pizza V @JacksPizza • Feb 14 ••• Happy Valentine's Day Jack's fans. We see you. We love you. We appreciate you. 178 © 82. Brendel @Brendelbored • Feb 14 This is the most romance I'm getting tonight Jack's so thank you. •• 1| 17 Jack's Pizza & @JacksPizza Replying to @Brendelbored You got it.
February 14, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Happy Valentines Day to the worst idea anyone has ever had on Bluesky
BlueVibes • 2d @bluevibes.app What is BlueVibes ? It's a software I made which checks your Bluesky notification and on each incoming notification it will make your remote vibrator vibe. The more likes you get, the closer it will bring you to your orgasm!
February 14, 2025 at 6:40 PM