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Brendel
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Host of all podcasts. Independent Muckraker. Hollywood’s Ultimate Insider.
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emily fact: i keep an abundant supply of these packets in my glove box and call them carmesan.

for emergencies.

a woman who brought me carmesan? she would have gotten roses and ponies and gold and frankincense and myrrh.
One of the perks of dating someone who works for Domino’s has to be all the little packets of parmesan she can sneak you
February 12, 2026 at 2:52 AM
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In London 2009, Gary Numan made a surprise appearance with NIN to play Numan's "Metal" & "Cars." I filmed it in one unbroken shot from the middle of the stage with a handheld DSLR.

Here's the full video, savor the Dudes Rock energy of two legends doing a big mutual respect ("Cars" starts at 6:38):
NIN + Gary Numan: "Metal" / "Cars" Live in London 2009, Single-Shot On-Stage Video by Rob Sheridan
YouTube video by Rob Sheridan
www.youtube.com
February 12, 2026 at 2:54 AM
One of the perks of dating someone who works for Domino’s has to be all the little packets of parmesan she can sneak you
February 12, 2026 at 2:44 AM
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If you’re not blinded by tears of laughter when you make it to “Dessert: Included” you have no sense of humor.
@normcharlatan.bsky.social know there’s a lot going on but wanted to make sure you saw this
February 12, 2026 at 2:26 AM
It is very funny to have something called the Piven Experience and then need to remind people he’s from Entourage a couple lines down in a parenthetical
@normcharlatan.bsky.social know there’s a lot going on but wanted to make sure you saw this
February 12, 2026 at 2:26 AM
The bad boy of curling…Johnny Two Brooms
February 12, 2026 at 2:14 AM
It really does suck that the wonder and kind of corny hope of the Olympics is just another thing that gets sucked into the garbage tentacles of the horrible people who demand to have our attention at all times, it’d be nice to just be like oh hey cool bobsleds
February 12, 2026 at 12:41 AM
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One reason people like to watch Tom Cruise specifically is because he does his own stunts. People like seeing a skill in action. People like seeing actors be good at acting. There might be AI movies but there will be a place for people. There is still live theater more than 100 years after film.
‘Deadpool & Wolverine’ writer Rhett Reese reacts to viral AI video of Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt fighting:

“I hate to say it. It’s likely over for us.”
February 11, 2026 at 11:17 PM
This is a different person he’s arguing with but just an incredible thing to say after you’ve told the previous BLS commissioner that the previous BLS commissioner was fired while also misspelling her name
February 11, 2026 at 10:26 PM
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Uncle Flav has made it to Italy for the #Olympics

Letz GOOOOOOO USA Bobsled + Skeleton
February 11, 2026 at 10:18 PM
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February 11, 2026 at 10:08 PM
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the monster and another monster were in the closet making abysses and i saw the abyss and the abyss looked at me

NIETZSCHE: the abyss looked at you?
February 11, 2026 at 6:56 AM
The Pointer Sisters were kind of an interesting musical group because they were a group of three siblings who sang songs about how horny they were to get railed by hot guys
February 11, 2026 at 10:01 PM
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It took me months, about 495 rides, recovering from a shattered right foot and hacking a folding scooter, but I finally own a Nintendo Switch 2 using points obtained from Citi Bike. Afterwards, it left me questioning the very nature of work. For @aftermath.site.

aftermath.site/switch-2-cit...
February 11, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Incredible trio to spark romance in your relationship
February 11, 2026 at 6:11 PM
February 11, 2026 at 5:51 PM
She’s having a full on freak out my word
Bondi is trying to run out the clock on Massie's questioning by talking over him
February 11, 2026 at 5:44 PM
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if you played sonic the hedgehog and put down the controller, sonic would look at you and tap his foot impatiently. this was proof that sega genesis cartridges had souls. the decision was made to make the storage cases a lot larger than the cartridges so they would have room to move around in there
February 11, 2026 at 3:58 PM
My tv just told me it put “all my offers in one place” and how about you fucking show me tv shows instead
February 11, 2026 at 3:59 PM
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February 11, 2026 at 3:46 PM
One of my fav “blaming young people for the economy” things was when I had a math teacher in school that calculated the difference in price between a McDonalds quarter pounder with cheese and one without cheese and how much you could save if that was what you ate for 20 years and it wasn’t that much
February 11, 2026 at 3:31 PM
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I listened to an NPR segment - probably TAL - interviewing AI researchers and I felt like I was listening to a charming, brilliant man calmly explaining how he knew leprechauns were stealing his slippers.
Experiments conducted with the A.I. system Claude are producing fascinating results—and raising questions about the nature of selfhood. Gideon Lewis-Kraus reports from inside the company that designed it, Anthropic. newyorkermag.visitlink.me/rOfXjg
February 11, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Every college football team should get one 35 year old to teach them values like how important Futurama was
Montana LB Solomon Tuliaupupu was just granted a 9th year of eligibility by the NCAA.

Tuliaupupu was in the same recruting class as Micah Parsons, who just finished his 5th NFL season. 🤯 #collegefootball
February 11, 2026 at 2:13 PM
February 11, 2026 at 1:31 PM
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If I ever ask for this call the police
February 11, 2026 at 2:37 AM