Timchat Torah
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Timothy. 31. Texas. AuDHD. Writer from within the mists. Addicted to the spiciest foods. Heaven-brushing-the-sea colored eyes. Actually a Golden Retriever in a trench coat.
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I feel like one of the most predictable things about me is my love for mushrooms and things mushroom shaped
January 2, 2026 at 8:12 AM
I feel like one of the most predictable things about me is my love for mushrooms and things mushroom shaped
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If you are bothered by refugees the first step is to stop taking people in countries all around the world and making their homes unstable or uninhabitable.
The second is to fix your heart. I believe in you. You have the capacity to care.
The second is to fix your heart. I believe in you. You have the capacity to care.
January 2, 2026 at 7:39 AM
If you are bothered by refugees the first step is to stop taking people in countries all around the world and making their homes unstable or uninhabitable.
The second is to fix your heart. I believe in you. You have the capacity to care.
The second is to fix your heart. I believe in you. You have the capacity to care.
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My new year's resolution is to not piss off the herons who hang out in my yard
January 2, 2026 at 3:19 AM
My new year's resolution is to not piss off the herons who hang out in my yard
Hot Take: People who think Bush and Cheney were/are pro democracy helped give us the material conditions needed do Trump to win almost as much as Republican voters did
January 2, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Hot Take: People who think Bush and Cheney were/are pro democracy helped give us the material conditions needed do Trump to win almost as much as Republican voters did
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Also in addition to the revenge porn (which should be enough for people to leave), Grok is also just straight up making csam, which even Grok is admitting to
Staying on twitter is exposing you to personal safety risks, increased doxxing incidents, Neo-Nazi rhetoric, and apparently now CSAM
Staying on twitter is exposing you to personal safety risks, increased doxxing incidents, Neo-Nazi rhetoric, and apparently now CSAM
January 1, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Also in addition to the revenge porn (which should be enough for people to leave), Grok is also just straight up making csam, which even Grok is admitting to
Staying on twitter is exposing you to personal safety risks, increased doxxing incidents, Neo-Nazi rhetoric, and apparently now CSAM
Staying on twitter is exposing you to personal safety risks, increased doxxing incidents, Neo-Nazi rhetoric, and apparently now CSAM
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Happy winter birdfeeder season to those who celebrate.
Goldfinches, nuthatches, and chickadees aplenty today.
Chickadeedeedeedee
Goldfinches, nuthatches, and chickadees aplenty today.
Chickadeedeedeedee
January 2, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Happy winter birdfeeder season to those who celebrate.
Goldfinches, nuthatches, and chickadees aplenty today.
Chickadeedeedeedee
Goldfinches, nuthatches, and chickadees aplenty today.
Chickadeedeedeedee
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Banjo bitch
January 2, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Banjo bitch
Finally, someone who can bring together the “Gold Star Gays” and Incels through the time honored tradition of misogyny
I know Milo claims he is 100% straight now, but for sake of everybody's well being he needs to just accept he likes dick.
January 2, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Finally, someone who can bring together the “Gold Star Gays” and Incels through the time honored tradition of misogyny
That’s not true, Rob, we’ll always have a need for someone to play the Evil Tycoonist Who Wants To Bulldoze The Local Orphanage. You just need to add the evil mustache to go with that outfit
The "lost the rest of my barbershop quartet" guy thinks it's his politics that keep the roles away
January 2, 2026 at 2:42 AM
That’s not true, Rob, we’ll always have a need for someone to play the Evil Tycoonist Who Wants To Bulldoze The Local Orphanage. You just need to add the evil mustache to go with that outfit
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It was a foggy day at the beach the other day
January 2, 2026 at 1:37 AM
It was a foggy day at the beach the other day
Sims house builds have some of the most beautiful architectural designs that prove we could have unique beautiful homes in actual life but alas we apparently need more mass produced McMansion wannabes
January 2, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Sims house builds have some of the most beautiful architectural designs that prove we could have unique beautiful homes in actual life but alas we apparently need more mass produced McMansion wannabes
I’d be sworn in with a copy of My Immortal because Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way is my lord and savior
Ok, everyone, what book is sacred enough to you to get sworn in on?
Strange takes on Mayor Zamdani swearing his oath on the Qu’ran. It has nothing to do with church & state. The point of the oath is for the person swearing in to do so upon some text that is sacred TO THEM. Some Presidents swore in w/o any book. John Quincy Adams was sworn on a law book. His choice.
January 2, 2026 at 12:42 AM
I’d be sworn in with a copy of My Immortal because Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way is my lord and savior
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Happy New Year we ain’t ever leaving this hell app
January 1, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Happy New Year we ain’t ever leaving this hell app
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I said I was allergic to coconut and a random white person said my body is racist against Southeast Asians and that if I was as against racism as I claim to be that I’d and I quote “get over your body’s cultural prejudices”
They were so mad but I was left looking at my phone like
They were so mad but I was left looking at my phone like
December 31, 2025 at 7:11 AM
I said I was allergic to coconut and a random white person said my body is racist against Southeast Asians and that if I was as against racism as I claim to be that I’d and I quote “get over your body’s cultural prejudices”
They were so mad but I was left looking at my phone like
They were so mad but I was left looking at my phone like
Happy black eyed peas, cornbread, and cabbage (or greens) day for all who celebrate
January 1, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Happy black eyed peas, cornbread, and cabbage (or greens) day for all who celebrate
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Also in addition to the revenge porn (which should be enough for people to leave), Grok is also just straight up making csam, which even Grok is admitting to
Staying on twitter is exposing you to personal safety risks, increased doxxing incidents, Neo-Nazi rhetoric, and apparently now CSAM
Staying on twitter is exposing you to personal safety risks, increased doxxing incidents, Neo-Nazi rhetoric, and apparently now CSAM
January 1, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Also in addition to the revenge porn (which should be enough for people to leave), Grok is also just straight up making csam, which even Grok is admitting to
Staying on twitter is exposing you to personal safety risks, increased doxxing incidents, Neo-Nazi rhetoric, and apparently now CSAM
Staying on twitter is exposing you to personal safety risks, increased doxxing incidents, Neo-Nazi rhetoric, and apparently now CSAM
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"Why does the United States support Israel?"
A report in October noted that the most recent time Israel violated the ceasefire, the stock prices of RTX, Lockheed Martin, and Boeing each jumped by at least 1.8%.
THAT'S WHY.
A report in October noted that the most recent time Israel violated the ceasefire, the stock prices of RTX, Lockheed Martin, and Boeing each jumped by at least 1.8%.
THAT'S WHY.
January 1, 2026 at 11:04 PM
"Why does the United States support Israel?"
A report in October noted that the most recent time Israel violated the ceasefire, the stock prices of RTX, Lockheed Martin, and Boeing each jumped by at least 1.8%.
THAT'S WHY.
A report in October noted that the most recent time Israel violated the ceasefire, the stock prices of RTX, Lockheed Martin, and Boeing each jumped by at least 1.8%.
THAT'S WHY.
It’s fine guys he just sat on the toilet for too long and his legs fell asleep and well… we’ve all been there
The president did his best to hide a slight limp as he walked with his wife into his New Year’s party.
Trump, 79, Hides Limp After Admitting to Health Concerns
The president’s gait into his New Year’s party sparked more speculation about his physical fitness.
trib.al
January 1, 2026 at 8:33 PM
It’s fine guys he just sat on the toilet for too long and his legs fell asleep and well… we’ve all been there
Guess who knocked over a jar of instant coffee into a cup of real coffee and now must drink the slug of a week’s worth of caffeine to avoid waste?
I’m over here gagging and heaving as I get through it but I would rather die than generate waste
I’m over here gagging and heaving as I get through it but I would rather die than generate waste
January 1, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Guess who knocked over a jar of instant coffee into a cup of real coffee and now must drink the slug of a week’s worth of caffeine to avoid waste?
I’m over here gagging and heaving as I get through it but I would rather die than generate waste
I’m over here gagging and heaving as I get through it but I would rather die than generate waste
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It is critical to note how Atlanta Democrats subverted voter will by backing Cop City. Local activists discussed the problem with Angela Davis at the time.
January 1, 2026 at 7:53 PM
It is critical to note how Atlanta Democrats subverted voter will by backing Cop City. Local activists discussed the problem with Angela Davis at the time.