Elizabeth Picciuto
@epicciuto.bsky.social
Writer. Fiction editor. Philosophy PhD. Rooted cosmopolitan, gardening Jew. Long Islander by birth, nature, and habit.
Still surprising that they chose the halftime show well before the vibe shift shifted back and didn’t blink.
February 9, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Still surprising that they chose the halftime show well before the vibe shift shifted back and didn’t blink.
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Macbeth: SHIT
February 9, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Macbeth: SHIT
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the patriots can still win if mike pence has the courage to do what needs to be done
February 9, 2026 at 3:24 AM
the patriots can still win if mike pence has the courage to do what needs to be done
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Disturbingly detailed analysis of my first rewatch incoming
February 9, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Disturbingly detailed analysis of my first rewatch incoming
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Great politics should look like a party you want to join
February 9, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Great politics should look like a party you want to join
There are people watching their very first football game tonight, and my heart goes out to them.
February 9, 2026 at 2:18 AM
There are people watching their very first football game tonight, and my heart goes out to them.
You can imagine a sort of Neville Chamberlain version of the halftime show and this was the opposite of that.
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
You can imagine a sort of Neville Chamberlain version of the halftime show and this was the opposite of that.
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OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit
Your ad-makers were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should
Saw enough posts about the dunkin commercial that I had to go watch it.
What the fuck was that?
What the fuck was that?
February 9, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Your ad-makers were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should
first half as round-up:
BEST: singing toilets, Ben Stiller falling
ONES THAT CAUSED THE DEEPEST HOLLOW IN MY SOUL: all sports betting, Dunkin’
BEST: singing toilets, Ben Stiller falling
ONES THAT CAUSED THE DEEPEST HOLLOW IN MY SOUL: all sports betting, Dunkin’
February 9, 2026 at 1:11 AM
first half as round-up:
BEST: singing toilets, Ben Stiller falling
ONES THAT CAUSED THE DEEPEST HOLLOW IN MY SOUL: all sports betting, Dunkin’
BEST: singing toilets, Ben Stiller falling
ONES THAT CAUSED THE DEEPEST HOLLOW IN MY SOUL: all sports betting, Dunkin’
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For more singing toilets tune into the Turning Point USA halftime show
February 9, 2026 at 12:52 AM
For more singing toilets tune into the Turning Point USA halftime show
General theme of the ads so far is “remember when people talked to other people and did things?”
Unmemorable ads so far
February 9, 2026 at 12:38 AM
General theme of the ads so far is “remember when people talked to other people and did things?”
Unmemorable ads so far
February 9, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Unmemorable ads so far
MAGA refuses to engage with their problematic former faves more than any 2018 orthodox woke person.
as you watch all of the rah-rah pageantry of the Super Bowl it’s astounding to remember that MAGA is so weird and offputting that they’ve apparently given football to the libs in the national divorce
February 9, 2026 at 12:23 AM
MAGA refuses to engage with their problematic former faves more than any 2018 orthodox woke person.
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No Kings includes Draft Kings
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
No Kings includes Draft Kings
How did we have a football star with the fictional-ass name of Joe Montana?
February 8, 2026 at 11:40 PM
How did we have a football star with the fictional-ass name of Joe Montana?
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Some blind and low vision fans will get to use haptic tablets at Super Bowl 60. It allows them to feel the ball as it moves around the field.
Blind and low vision fans to experience Super Bowl 60 in new way
Some blind and low vision fans will get to use haptic tablets at Super Bowl 60. It allows them to feel the ball as it moves around the field.
n.pr
February 8, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Some blind and low vision fans will get to use haptic tablets at Super Bowl 60. It allows them to feel the ball as it moves around the field.
Avoiding emasculating activities, like have chips, chili, and beer with your buddies while watching the Super Bowl.
RFK Jr on what he'll eat during the Super Bowl: "I am on a carnivore diet so I just eat meat and ferments, and I'm very happy with that. So I'm probably going to have yogurt."
February 8, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Avoiding emasculating activities, like have chips, chili, and beer with your buddies while watching the Super Bowl.
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Superb Owl is going to do numbers like Snoop Dogg’s first album.
for people who use the word sportsball, today is their super bowl
February 8, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Superb Owl is going to do numbers like Snoop Dogg’s first album.
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Let them go!!!
NEW: A baby held in immigration detention became so sick, she had to be rushed to a hospital in severe respiratory distress.
“She was at the brink of dying,” a lawyer told me.
But the girl didn’t go home after her 10-day hospital stay; instead, ICE put her and her mother back in lock up at Dilley.
“She was at the brink of dying,” a lawyer told me.
But the girl didn’t go home after her 10-day hospital stay; instead, ICE put her and her mother back in lock up at Dilley.
Toddler hospitalized with respiratory failure was returned to ICE detention without prescribed medication, lawsuit says
The 18-month-old was sent back to a South Texas facility after days in intensive care with severe respiratory distress, according to a federal lawsuit.
www.nbcnews.com
February 7, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Let them go!!!
This thinking is related to the RW’s affinity for sneering at empathy and vice signaling. And even JD Vance perversely glorying in getting booed. If people despise you for what you are saying, you must be telling the truth, because why else would you say something despicable?
"Only good guys lie, because the brutal truths of reality are inconvenient for their ideology. Once you become evil, you embrace those truths and don't lie because the brutality suits your purposes" is something a lot of people seem to believe despite it *clearly* being propaganda for Team Evil!
February 7, 2026 at 8:31 PM
This thinking is related to the RW’s affinity for sneering at empathy and vice signaling. And even JD Vance perversely glorying in getting booed. If people despise you for what you are saying, you must be telling the truth, because why else would you say something despicable?
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Congrats Secretary Hegseth, you've finally accomplished what multiple generations of hippies trying for over 50 years haven't been able to do to the MIT/Harvard ROTC consortium.
Making military dumber: Pentagon cuts ties with Harvard University, ending all military training, fellowships and certificate programs. apnews.com/article/harv...
Hormone Hegseth only has use for dumb warriors who don’t know about the world and can’t think for themselves.
Hormone Hegseth only has use for dumb warriors who don’t know about the world and can’t think for themselves.
Pentagon says it's cutting ties with 'woke' Harvard, discontinuing military training, fellowships
The Pentagon says it will cut ties with Harvard University, ending military training, fellowships and certificate programs.
apnews.com
February 7, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Congrats Secretary Hegseth, you've finally accomplished what multiple generations of hippies trying for over 50 years haven't been able to do to the MIT/Harvard ROTC consortium.
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Curling is amazing, it's like snooker, bowling, skating and housework rolled into one inexplicable sport :)
February 7, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Curling is amazing, it's like snooker, bowling, skating and housework rolled into one inexplicable sport :)
I love watching the Olympics and absorbing the arbitrary standards. You end up watching a sport you are only dimly aware exists, frowning and saying, “Oo, that guy from Norway had his knees greater than 90 degrees, now he’s bronze at best.”
February 7, 2026 at 2:01 PM
I love watching the Olympics and absorbing the arbitrary standards. You end up watching a sport you are only dimly aware exists, frowning and saying, “Oo, that guy from Norway had his knees greater than 90 degrees, now he’s bronze at best.”
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It's back! Today's NYT Connections - Official Plug McSassy WRONG ANSWERS
February 7, 2026 at 1:50 AM
It's back! Today's NYT Connections - Official Plug McSassy WRONG ANSWERS