Elizabeth Picciuto
@epicciuto.bsky.social
Writer. Fiction editor. Philosophy PhD. Rooted cosmopolitan, gardening Jew. Long Islander by birth, nature, and habit.
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We are murdering people and it is basically just background noise at this point. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/09/u...
U.S. Boat Strike Kills 2 in Pacific, With One Survivor
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February 10, 2026 at 6:14 AM
We are murdering people and it is basically just background noise at this point. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/09/u...
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The idea of a bill rendering people deportable for following religious law should make every Jew ill
Tomorrow I will testify before subcommittee of House Judiciary Committee against the proposed "Preserving a Sharia-Free America Act," which would authorize exclusion/deportation of all or most non-citizen Muslim immigrants. My written testimony posted here: reason.com/wp-content/u...
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February 10, 2026 at 3:47 AM
The idea of a bill rendering people deportable for following religious law should make every Jew ill
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When someone tells me how old their child is I say "that's such a fun age" even if it's 37
February 10, 2026 at 1:42 AM
When someone tells me how old their child is I say "that's such a fun age" even if it's 37
They also show daffodils and wisteria and hydrangeas in peak bloom at the same time, we are clearly in fantasy land.
I can accept Bridgerton’s Queen Charlotte in universe explanation for why there’s a multiracial regency aristocracy (plus it improves casting & aesthetics)
But they didn’t even try to explain why, in this universe, so many British noblemen look like *this* when they take their shorts off
But they didn’t even try to explain why, in this universe, so many British noblemen look like *this* when they take their shorts off
February 9, 2026 at 9:51 PM
They also show daffodils and wisteria and hydrangeas in peak bloom at the same time, we are clearly in fantasy land.
The Hot American community has historically been underrepresented in the US presidency. But with recent gains in political power, such as the New York City Mayor’s office, it could be time for the Hot Americans to shine.
Ossoff: We were told that MAGA was for working-class Americans. But this is a government of, by, and for the ultra-rich. It’s the wealthiest Cabinet ever. This is the Epstein class. They are the elites they pretend to hate.
February 9, 2026 at 6:14 PM
The Hot American community has historically been underrepresented in the US presidency. But with recent gains in political power, such as the New York City Mayor’s office, it could be time for the Hot Americans to shine.
Sure, like 3% of them. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/09/o...
Opinion | Libertarians Tried to Warn You About Trump
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February 9, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Sure, like 3% of them. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/09/o...
Still surprising that they chose the halftime show well before the vibe shift shifted back and didn’t blink.
February 9, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Still surprising that they chose the halftime show well before the vibe shift shifted back and didn’t blink.
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Macbeth: SHIT
February 9, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Macbeth: SHIT
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the patriots can still win if mike pence has the courage to do what needs to be done
February 9, 2026 at 3:24 AM
the patriots can still win if mike pence has the courage to do what needs to be done
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Disturbingly detailed analysis of my first rewatch incoming
February 9, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Disturbingly detailed analysis of my first rewatch incoming
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Great politics should look like a party you want to join
February 9, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Great politics should look like a party you want to join
There are people watching their very first football game tonight, and my heart goes out to them.
February 9, 2026 at 2:18 AM
There are people watching their very first football game tonight, and my heart goes out to them.
You can imagine a sort of Neville Chamberlain version of the halftime show and this was the opposite of that.
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
You can imagine a sort of Neville Chamberlain version of the halftime show and this was the opposite of that.
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OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit
Your ad-makers were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should
Saw enough posts about the dunkin commercial that I had to go watch it.
What the fuck was that?
What the fuck was that?
February 9, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Your ad-makers were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should
first half as round-up:
BEST: singing toilets, Ben Stiller falling
ONES THAT CAUSED THE DEEPEST HOLLOW IN MY SOUL: all sports betting, Dunkin’
BEST: singing toilets, Ben Stiller falling
ONES THAT CAUSED THE DEEPEST HOLLOW IN MY SOUL: all sports betting, Dunkin’
February 9, 2026 at 1:11 AM
first half as round-up:
BEST: singing toilets, Ben Stiller falling
ONES THAT CAUSED THE DEEPEST HOLLOW IN MY SOUL: all sports betting, Dunkin’
BEST: singing toilets, Ben Stiller falling
ONES THAT CAUSED THE DEEPEST HOLLOW IN MY SOUL: all sports betting, Dunkin’
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For more singing toilets tune into the Turning Point USA halftime show
February 9, 2026 at 12:52 AM
For more singing toilets tune into the Turning Point USA halftime show
General theme of the ads so far is “remember when people talked to other people and did things?”
Unmemorable ads so far
February 9, 2026 at 12:38 AM
General theme of the ads so far is “remember when people talked to other people and did things?”
Unmemorable ads so far
February 9, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Unmemorable ads so far
MAGA refuses to engage with their problematic former faves more than any 2018 orthodox woke person.
as you watch all of the rah-rah pageantry of the Super Bowl it’s astounding to remember that MAGA is so weird and offputting that they’ve apparently given football to the libs in the national divorce
February 9, 2026 at 12:23 AM
MAGA refuses to engage with their problematic former faves more than any 2018 orthodox woke person.
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No Kings includes Draft Kings
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
No Kings includes Draft Kings
How did we have a football star with the fictional-ass name of Joe Montana?
February 8, 2026 at 11:40 PM
How did we have a football star with the fictional-ass name of Joe Montana?
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Some blind and low vision fans will get to use haptic tablets at Super Bowl 60. It allows them to feel the ball as it moves around the field.
Blind and low vision fans to experience Super Bowl 60 in new way
Some blind and low vision fans will get to use haptic tablets at Super Bowl 60. It allows them to feel the ball as it moves around the field.
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February 8, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Some blind and low vision fans will get to use haptic tablets at Super Bowl 60. It allows them to feel the ball as it moves around the field.
Avoiding emasculating activities, like have chips, chili, and beer with your buddies while watching the Super Bowl.
RFK Jr on what he'll eat during the Super Bowl: "I am on a carnivore diet so I just eat meat and ferments, and I'm very happy with that. So I'm probably going to have yogurt."
February 8, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Avoiding emasculating activities, like have chips, chili, and beer with your buddies while watching the Super Bowl.
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Superb Owl is going to do numbers like Snoop Dogg’s first album.
for people who use the word sportsball, today is their super bowl
February 8, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Superb Owl is going to do numbers like Snoop Dogg’s first album.