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Warren G. Harding vs. Predator
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US President 1921-1923. He/Him. Zero felony convictions.
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It’s cute you think the disco is the only place I panic
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democrats: *heave a huge sigh* this is so HARD, there's just nothing we can DO
November 11, 2025 at 8:47 AM
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I propose "8 rogue senators" as a measure of the shittiest badness. Like if the doctor says you're sick and you ask, "How bad?" And she answers, "8 rogue senators bad," you know you're gonna die any second
November 11, 2025 at 7:13 AM
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accidentally wore my i’m a pussy ass bitch t-shirt and now i’m in congress
November 10, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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chat does flint genuinely not have clean drinking water yet. cause that would actually be insane
November 11, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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SEATTLE: If you know someone who lives in Seattle and guess they probably voted for Katie Wilson for Mayor, your contribution to this fight is to text them this information about making sure they voted with their signature on the envelope! TEXT them NOW.
There are 1,700 ballots that need signature confirmation. That is enough to change the election.

Go. Check. Your. Ballot.

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November 11, 2025 at 6:37 AM
I think that song “Hot To Go” is about global warming
I think that song "Gettin' Jiggy Wit It" is about a rather intense jigsaw puzzle derby.
I think that song, “Everlong” is about that one dick pic I received
November 11, 2025 at 8:21 AM
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I think that song "Gettin' Jiggy Wit It" is about a rather intense jigsaw puzzle derby.
I think that song, “Everlong” is about that one dick pic I received
I think that song “All by Myself” was written about my preferred sexual position
November 11, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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I think that song, “Everlong” is about that one dick pic I received
I think that song “All by Myself” was written about my preferred sexual position
I think that song “All the Small Things” was written about the dick pics I’ve received.
November 11, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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I think that song “All by Myself” was written about my preferred sexual position
I think that song “All the Small Things” was written about the dick pics I’ve received.
November 11, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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I think that song “All the Small Things” was written about the dick pics I’ve received.
November 11, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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“I’ll just slip into something more comfortable,” I say, walking into the ocean.
November 11, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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incredibly funny that Joyce Carol Oates owned Musk so hard he's started trying to post like a regular person with normal interests
November 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?
October 10, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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If you say you’re going to do something, do it.
my dad always said he was gonna get drunk then by god he would
November 11, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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I'm under my fleece blanket on the couch, it's snowing, I'm playing stardew valley and have the great british baking show on in the background, I guess maybe not everything is terrible
November 11, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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[Rudy Giuliani sneaking around the city gnawing holes in tires]
November 11, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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Yellow. No blue.
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November 11, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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after a lifetime of constituents being furious at them for doing nothing the democrats have decided to do something the one time everybody begged them to do nothing
November 11, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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they should put little fortunes in the crab rangoon
November 11, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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"write drunk, edit sober"

wrong.
write on cocaine, edit on mushrooms
November 11, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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Listen up liberal I’m gonna die of a common cold
November 10, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Mister Beastie Boys
Portugal the Manfred Mann
mos def leppard
November 11, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Portugal the Manfred Mann
mos def leppard
November 10, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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mos def leppard
November 10, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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The Betty White Stripes
November 10, 2025 at 8:29 PM