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· Dec 10
[I get home to find a note on the refrigerator that says "I'm leaving and i'm taking the kids"]
me: [unplugs fridge from power outlet] you're not going anywhere, you piece of shit
me: [unplugs fridge from power outlet] you're not going anywhere, you piece of shit
GEICO CEO: sales are down. We need a new marketing campaign
Assistant: make the mascot a gecko
CEO: what? A gecko?
Assistant: because gecko sounds like geico. People are dumb and like that sorta thing
CEO: I don't think-
Assistant: also make it Australian or whatever. These idiots love accents
Assistant: make the mascot a gecko
CEO: what? A gecko?
Assistant: because gecko sounds like geico. People are dumb and like that sorta thing
CEO: I don't think-
Assistant: also make it Australian or whatever. These idiots love accents
November 28, 2025 at 8:55 PM
GEICO CEO: sales are down. We need a new marketing campaign
Assistant: make the mascot a gecko
CEO: what? A gecko?
Assistant: because gecko sounds like geico. People are dumb and like that sorta thing
CEO: I don't think-
Assistant: also make it Australian or whatever. These idiots love accents
Assistant: make the mascot a gecko
CEO: what? A gecko?
Assistant: because gecko sounds like geico. People are dumb and like that sorta thing
CEO: I don't think-
Assistant: also make it Australian or whatever. These idiots love accents
Good financial system where an AC malfunction in one building can cripple world markets!
November 28, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Good financial system where an AC malfunction in one building can cripple world markets!
The last 11 months have answered the age-old question: what if the most stupid and evil goons on earth were placed in charge of everything
November 28, 2025 at 7:29 PM
The last 11 months have answered the age-old question: what if the most stupid and evil goons on earth were placed in charge of everything
Now that Thanksgiving is over, it's time to prepare for the next big holiday: Thanksgiving 2: Turkey's Revenge.
November 28, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Now that Thanksgiving is over, it's time to prepare for the next big holiday: Thanksgiving 2: Turkey's Revenge.
Just got a black Friday email from a "satan@hell. com" for 50% off a warm & toasty bed??
November 28, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Just got a black Friday email from a "satan@hell. com" for 50% off a warm & toasty bed??
Unpopular opinion, maybe, but I think "A Christmas Story" is a Christmas movie
November 28, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Unpopular opinion, maybe, but I think "A Christmas Story" is a Christmas movie
Forgot the term "plastic storage bin" so I just asked my wife where the "ski gear tupperware" was
November 28, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Forgot the term "plastic storage bin" so I just asked my wife where the "ski gear tupperware" was
I miss the guy on Twitter who would draw green lines through people's bodies in photos and declare that you were gay or whatever if you were leaning at a particular angle. We need more characters like that here
November 27, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I miss the guy on Twitter who would draw green lines through people's bodies in photos and declare that you were gay or whatever if you were leaning at a particular angle. We need more characters like that here
Bluesky in a nutshell
November 27, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Bluesky in a nutshell
This is only a surprise if you're from another planet
November 27, 2025 at 4:36 PM
This is only a surprise if you're from another planet
"Seriously, you haven't seen [well-known movie]???" No, I haven't. What now? Do I go to jail? Should I jump off the roof? Exile myself from society? What are my options here
November 27, 2025 at 3:31 PM
"Seriously, you haven't seen [well-known movie]???" No, I haven't. What now? Do I go to jail? Should I jump off the roof? Exile myself from society? What are my options here
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CDC website altered at Robert F. Kennedy's behest to reflect his belief that "all events depicted in the film Ghostbusters really happened."
November 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
CDC website altered at Robert F. Kennedy's behest to reflect his belief that "all events depicted in the film Ghostbusters really happened."
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Hello, please see attached. They want to sign on Monday so we have our work cut out for us before then. I have a prior family engagement this weekend, but I’ll be available for update calls 9pm each night. I’ve put time on your calendars for those. Let’s get started.
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Hello, please see attached. They want to sign on Monday so we have our work cut out for us before then. I have a prior family engagement this weekend, but I’ll be available for update calls 9pm each night. I’ve put time on your calendars for those. Let’s get started.
Cutting out the middleman by inventing a ceiling lightbulb cover that already comes with the dead bugs inside
November 26, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Cutting out the middleman by inventing a ceiling lightbulb cover that already comes with the dead bugs inside
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DOORDASH: imagine a $12 sandwich
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
DOORDASH: imagine a $12 sandwich
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
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[argument at thanksgiving dinner]
wife: *whispering to me* don’t start taking sides this time
me: why not? *sliding roast potatoes in pocket* they're too busy yelling to notice
wife: *whispering to me* don’t start taking sides this time
me: why not? *sliding roast potatoes in pocket* they're too busy yelling to notice
November 26, 2025 at 2:04 PM
[argument at thanksgiving dinner]
wife: *whispering to me* don’t start taking sides this time
me: why not? *sliding roast potatoes in pocket* they're too busy yelling to notice
wife: *whispering to me* don’t start taking sides this time
me: why not? *sliding roast potatoes in pocket* they're too busy yelling to notice
Last night, at almost 41 years of age, LeBron James put up 25 points 6 rebounds 6 assists on 60% shooting in 32 minutes of an NBA game. Last night, at almost 41 years of age, I turned too quickly to the left and now my neck hurts. We are not the same.
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Last night, at almost 41 years of age, LeBron James put up 25 points 6 rebounds 6 assists on 60% shooting in 32 minutes of an NBA game. Last night, at almost 41 years of age, I turned too quickly to the left and now my neck hurts. We are not the same.
I don't care what kind of pie it is, as long as it emits seductive steam that reaches out to me from across the street and lifts me off my feet so that I float over to my neighbor's windowsill where the freshly baked delight is cooling
November 26, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I don't care what kind of pie it is, as long as it emits seductive steam that reaches out to me from across the street and lifts me off my feet so that I float over to my neighbor's windowsill where the freshly baked delight is cooling
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food takes are what got jean valjean into trouble
November 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
food takes are what got jean valjean into trouble
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I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
November 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
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linkedin job history
Podcast Host Dec. 2025- Present
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Director, FBI Feb. 2025 - Dec. 2025
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Podcast Host Jun. 2023 - Feb. 2025
Podcast Host Dec. 2025- Present
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Director, FBI Feb. 2025 - Dec. 2025
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Podcast Host Jun. 2023 - Feb. 2025
November 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
linkedin job history
Podcast Host Dec. 2025- Present
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Director, FBI Feb. 2025 - Dec. 2025
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Podcast Host Jun. 2023 - Feb. 2025
Podcast Host Dec. 2025- Present
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Director, FBI Feb. 2025 - Dec. 2025
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Podcast Host Jun. 2023 - Feb. 2025
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doing the dishes in my sink so the guy coming to fix my heating doesn’t know i eat breakfast
November 25, 2025 at 1:24 PM
doing the dishes in my sink so the guy coming to fix my heating doesn’t know i eat breakfast
When we polled 100 women on what turns them on, the number one response was getting attacked by a yak
The women drawn to RFK Jr. see an intoxicating cocktail of romance and danger—whether it's getting attacked by a yak or texting about taking metaphorical bullets for each other.
But to most others, Kennedy is a reckless conspiracy theorist whose appetite for danger will result in a sicker America.
But to most others, Kennedy is a reckless conspiracy theorist whose appetite for danger will result in a sicker America.
The inexplicable sex appeal of RFK Jr.
How can such ferocious desire be attached to this man? Two memoirs by the women who love him offer some clues.
www.motherjones.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:50 PM
When we polled 100 women on what turns them on, the number one response was getting attacked by a yak
Republicans plan to challenge stop sign and building fire alarm mandates, declaring that these issues should be addressed by the free market
November 25, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Republicans plan to challenge stop sign and building fire alarm mandates, declaring that these issues should be addressed by the free market