Good financial system where an AC malfunction in one building can cripple world markets!
November 28, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Good financial system where an AC malfunction in one building can cripple world markets!
Bluesky in a nutshell
November 27, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Bluesky in a nutshell
This is only a surprise if you're from another planet
November 27, 2025 at 4:36 PM
This is only a surprise if you're from another planet
Republicans plan to challenge stop sign and building fire alarm mandates, declaring that these issues should be addressed by the free market
November 25, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Republicans plan to challenge stop sign and building fire alarm mandates, declaring that these issues should be addressed by the free market
Breaking News: random guy can't just indict people. Details at 7
November 24, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Breaking News: random guy can't just indict people. Details at 7
The Pentagon is investigating senator Kelly for telling troops not to commit crimes. More on this story as it develops
November 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
The Pentagon is investigating senator Kelly for telling troops not to commit crimes. More on this story as it develops
"The left's most ambitious plan: to provide people with a basic necessity easily affordable by the richest country in the history of the world"
November 24, 2025 at 12:02 AM
"The left's most ambitious plan: to provide people with a basic necessity easily affordable by the richest country in the history of the world"
This made me laugh a lot. Truly a man on a mission
November 21, 2025 at 12:28 PM
This made me laugh a lot. Truly a man on a mission
Saudi Arabia is very bad! [Saudi Arabia gives us money] Actually hang on a sec
November 17, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Saudi Arabia is very bad! [Saudi Arabia gives us money] Actually hang on a sec
Look, I think I get it now. I can finally tell what Olivia Nuzzi saw in him
November 17, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Look, I think I get it now. I can finally tell what Olivia Nuzzi saw in him
Only a sociopath with infinite money and no problems would think this is a good thing
November 17, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Only a sociopath with infinite money and no problems would think this is a good thing
Uhhh, the "ghost" part?
November 16, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Uhhh, the "ghost" part?
People: we want affordable housing and healthcare
Government:
Government:
November 14, 2025 at 7:58 AM
People: we want affordable housing and healthcare
Government:
Government:
I don't care how James Bond comes back to life, I just wanna see cool action and spy stuff
November 11, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I don't care how James Bond comes back to life, I just wanna see cool action and spy stuff
Trump pardoned him so he could continue gnawing tires
November 11, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Trump pardoned him so he could continue gnawing tires
Ladies and gentlemen, the stock market president!
November 7, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, the stock market president!
The economy president has done it again, folks
November 7, 2025 at 3:33 PM
The economy president has done it again, folks
I don't know why but this headline made me cackle. I'm just imagining Antonio Brown running and suddenly a net drops down on top of him
November 7, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I don't know why but this headline made me cackle. I'm just imagining Antonio Brown running and suddenly a net drops down on top of him
Folks, I'm at the Westin. I'm at the goop. I'm at the combination Westin + goop.
November 6, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Folks, I'm at the Westin. I'm at the goop. I'm at the combination Westin + goop.