warrior cop
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warrior cop
@wyattprivilege.bsky.social
Blazin Elon’s 29th CSAM Brigade
January 20, 2026 at 2:32 PM
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Farmers love to act like they have no idea who’s responsible for their problems, like this guy speculating it must be some Washington functionary because he loves everything Trump does. He can’t bring himself to tell the truth because he loves white supremacy more than his own financial success.
I usually try to eschew elitism in all forms, but enough is enough. These people are dumb fucking yokels. They live in a completely different reality than I do, and I don’t want to share a country with them any longer.
January 20, 2026 at 4:35 AM
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we have completely lost the plot with the marketing of the legacy of MLK. Column soon.
January 20, 2026 at 1:25 AM
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[after getting 8 likes on a post about Dracula having sex with Bigfoot] I love Bluesky, but this isn't sustainable
January 20, 2026 at 1:01 AM
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Saw this on the hate speech app
January 20, 2026 at 12:33 AM
What was the worst MLK co-opt this year, are people even bothering anymore. Guessing some Charlie Kirk equivalence
January 20, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Channeling your grief through Max Richter and Radiohead instead of like, Gorecki 3…what are you doing
January 19, 2026 at 8:19 AM
BREAKING: Ex Spends Hilarious Amount of Money on Failed Business
January 18, 2026 at 11:24 PM
When you overhear your son sincerely trying to put your advice into practice and realize it’s stupid and you’re actually a moron
January 18, 2026 at 10:26 PM
New obsession is monitoring spirits, where people think you’re secretly evil if you don’t talk much about yourself, but are still curious and ask questions about them. Should you try maybe asking them questions? Nice try, you think I want to know more about a fucking monitoring spirit?
January 17, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Come on now (time traveler who diverted a 9/11 plane watching the demo still blow anyway)
January 17, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Previous presidents were so stupid! They had no idea pardons were completely and openly for sale. You can just screen record yourself depositing a few million with Trump and get same day prison release
January 17, 2026 at 4:42 PM
The DoD grok contract is so cool. They get $200M and broad free access to Defense resources for training data, and we get: a) software that copies last year’s documents and puts a new date on it (i.e., what everyone already does), and b) a child porn generator
January 15, 2026 at 4:15 PM
One vector to pump ICE abolishment is how happy they are doing this shit. People vote on spite more than they vote on hope, and it’s so easy to hate these guys. They’re having the time of their lives out there doing racial holy war, and pulling the cop overtime scam all while on your tab
January 14, 2026 at 1:10 PM
As a matter of fact the salary of NFL players should be docked when they bust a leg of my parlay
January 11, 2026 at 7:40 PM
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“To me, as a bettor in ‘Running Man’ “
January 11, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Lmfao what an awesome proposal. One reason you need a 90% income tax rate at this level is these guys are too stupid to have the amount of power they do. Like giving a glock to a 4 year old
January 11, 2026 at 7:27 PM
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hypermimetic exclamations do as much damage to the mind as repeat LLM usage

posting a reply like "none of those words are in the bible" and "sir this is a wendy's" have the same effect as consulting with chatGPT for an hour
January 10, 2026 at 11:05 AM
January 9, 2026 at 12:18 PM
Starting to wonder if those Charlie Kirk pearl clutchers weren’t entirely in good faith
January 8, 2026 at 5:30 PM
You can’t see in the video, but for those wheels to turn as far to the right as they were, she would have to be going hand-over-hand on the steering wheel, right? Unmistakeable from outside the car and a motion familiar to everyone.
January 8, 2026 at 4:27 PM
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Every one of us has had a car momentarily drive near us without us shooting the driver three times in the head. It is a level of bravery children possess wandering a parking lot. Even chickens cross the road.
January 8, 2026 at 1:38 AM
A good way to go through life is evaluating all of media, politics, and interpersonal relationships by asking does this make my peepee feel good
January 7, 2026 at 3:01 PM
January 6, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Alan Wake actor hunting and pecking on the typewriter. Fucking come on dude
January 6, 2026 at 2:41 PM