warrior cop
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Everyone at the party was hyped when I showed up and it felt good but later I found out the bene gesserit had already been here for thousands of years seeding the myth of the “crazy ass white boy “
January 4, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Everyone at the party was hyped when I showed up and it felt good but later I found out the bene gesserit had already been here for thousands of years seeding the myth of the “crazy ass white boy “
Seems like you mismanaged your little country here by failing to provide the required taste to myself and my business partners
January 3, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Seems like you mismanaged your little country here by failing to provide the required taste to myself and my business partners
NYT with a completely psychotic take:
1. It’s good but doesn’t go far enough.
2. Might be some problems with how it was done but let’s not focus there, because
3. What if icky China does this???
Plenty to celebrate and probably awesome but some difficulty ahead 👍🥰😇
1. It’s good but doesn’t go far enough.
2. Might be some problems with how it was done but let’s not focus there, because
3. What if icky China does this???
Plenty to celebrate and probably awesome but some difficulty ahead 👍🥰😇
January 3, 2026 at 9:42 PM
NYT with a completely psychotic take:
1. It’s good but doesn’t go far enough.
2. Might be some problems with how it was done but let’s not focus there, because
3. What if icky China does this???
Plenty to celebrate and probably awesome but some difficulty ahead 👍🥰😇
1. It’s good but doesn’t go far enough.
2. Might be some problems with how it was done but let’s not focus there, because
3. What if icky China does this???
Plenty to celebrate and probably awesome but some difficulty ahead 👍🥰😇
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Bluesky just doesn't have jokes. And there's another thing I find noticeably lacking,
January 2, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Bluesky just doesn't have jokes. And there's another thing I find noticeably lacking,
Me, a year into making up horror stories about bluesky: are you guys seriously gonna leave this app over a little child porn
January 2, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Me, a year into making up horror stories about bluesky: are you guys seriously gonna leave this app over a little child porn
Choose your 2026 posting schtick below:
- clever but not funny ripostes at twitter screencaps
- da news recappa
- equal parts tiktok and 4chan webslang addict
- clever but not funny ripostes at twitter screencaps
- da news recappa
- equal parts tiktok and 4chan webslang addict
January 1, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Choose your 2026 posting schtick below:
- clever but not funny ripostes at twitter screencaps
- da news recappa
- equal parts tiktok and 4chan webslang addict
- clever but not funny ripostes at twitter screencaps
- da news recappa
- equal parts tiktok and 4chan webslang addict
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*learning about David and Goliath in sunday school*
“wow, what an incredible story of the little guy taking on overwhelming odds”
*watching random slingshot enthusiast videos on youtube*
“okay so David had a gun.”
“wow, what an incredible story of the little guy taking on overwhelming odds”
*watching random slingshot enthusiast videos on youtube*
“okay so David had a gun.”
May 15, 2025 at 12:02 AM
*learning about David and Goliath in sunday school*
“wow, what an incredible story of the little guy taking on overwhelming odds”
*watching random slingshot enthusiast videos on youtube*
“okay so David had a gun.”
“wow, what an incredible story of the little guy taking on overwhelming odds”
*watching random slingshot enthusiast videos on youtube*
“okay so David had a gun.”
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well, 2016 was a hard year, but we made it through. hopefully 2016 will be better.
January 1, 2026 at 5:14 AM
well, 2016 was a hard year, but we made it through. hopefully 2016 will be better.
Merry Christmas to everybody who got their first kitchen mandolin this year and shunked their shit off within five seconds. Happens to everybody
December 29, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Merry Christmas to everybody who got their first kitchen mandolin this year and shunked their shit off within five seconds. Happens to everybody
Ok if we’re gonna be stuck in a deregulatory regime for now, can we at least get something good out of it
December 29, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Ok if we’re gonna be stuck in a deregulatory regime for now, can we at least get something good out of it
LANCET: interacting with ragebait posters all day dramatically improves life and general outlook
December 28, 2025 at 6:59 PM
LANCET: interacting with ragebait posters all day dramatically improves life and general outlook
Appreciating the Stranger Things authenticity in recreating 80s genre films by having the writing and acting be total ass
December 28, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Appreciating the Stranger Things authenticity in recreating 80s genre films by having the writing and acting be total ass
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Obscene. I am sure Eoin will prevail in this nuisance suit but half the point of these is to make the victim spend time and money to do so. Support Eoin & his work with a sub!
December 27, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Obscene. I am sure Eoin will prevail in this nuisance suit but half the point of these is to make the victim spend time and money to do so. Support Eoin & his work with a sub!
I could rush for 500 yards at the Super Bowl and not feel as accomplished as getting this face on Christmas morning
December 25, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I could rush for 500 yards at the Super Bowl and not feel as accomplished as getting this face on Christmas morning
Feeling lonely this Christmas? Just make some friends and fix all your problems 🗣️
December 25, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Feeling lonely this Christmas? Just make some friends and fix all your problems 🗣️
More like Shitatonix
December 25, 2025 at 1:21 PM
More like Shitatonix
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Bluesky Tip: A lot of the words in Bluesky posts aren't that important! Pretty sure you've got the gist of it? Go ahead and get started on your reply!
August 22, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Bluesky Tip: A lot of the words in Bluesky posts aren't that important! Pretty sure you've got the gist of it? Go ahead and get started on your reply!
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the first lol
the first lol
born is the king
of roflmao
the first lol
born is the king
of roflmao
December 25, 2025 at 5:03 AM
the first lol
the first lol
born is the king
of roflmao
the first lol
born is the king
of roflmao
☝️reminder to cut off family that hit you with reality checks instead of supporting your delusions
December 25, 2025 at 2:18 AM
☝️reminder to cut off family that hit you with reality checks instead of supporting your delusions
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i don't understand people who have watched three decades of vince gilligan shows and still think he makes shows that are about solving stuff
December 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
i don't understand people who have watched three decades of vince gilligan shows and still think he makes shows that are about solving stuff
Watching Pluribus theory heads obsessing for plot clues and missing entirely that it’s 99% a character show. Is there like a sub community for enjoying this kind of content. I cannot get enough
December 24, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Watching Pluribus theory heads obsessing for plot clues and missing entirely that it’s 99% a character show. Is there like a sub community for enjoying this kind of content. I cannot get enough
Good morning everyone. This coming year will be another one of character development and karma for you, while everyone else’s ship is coming in. You pushing tho!
December 24, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Good morning everyone. This coming year will be another one of character development and karma for you, while everyone else’s ship is coming in. You pushing tho!
lol yeah that’s fuckin airtight wrap it up everybody no one’s ever been stupid and evil at the same time
December 23, 2025 at 9:55 PM
lol yeah that’s fuckin airtight wrap it up everybody no one’s ever been stupid and evil at the same time
Pretty tired of people not conforming to my every expectation. Maybe I should viciously lash out?
December 23, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Pretty tired of people not conforming to my every expectation. Maybe I should viciously lash out?
One of Acton’s closing ads for the Ohio governor campaign next year better just be Vivek rapping
December 20, 2025 at 9:01 PM
One of Acton’s closing ads for the Ohio governor campaign next year better just be Vivek rapping