Sridhar Ramesh
@radishharmers.bsky.social
Born Samuel Langhorne Clemens in rural Missouri. Adopted the pen name "Sridhar Ramesh" from riverboat slang.
Are you still a believer in the rule of law? Because by 2026, it's marginal, right?
January 26, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Are you still a believer in the rule of law? Because by 2026, it's marginal, right?
I should spend less time on infinite scroll algorithm slop. I should go back to viewing content more intentionally and then doing something else or sitting in my thoughts inbetween, as I did for the first three decades of my life. But the rest of the world was different then, too.
January 25, 2026 at 8:47 PM
I should spend less time on infinite scroll algorithm slop. I should go back to viewing content more intentionally and then doing something else or sitting in my thoughts inbetween, as I did for the first three decades of my life. But the rest of the world was different then, too.
I hope I am in a coma and when I wake up everything is quite different.
January 25, 2026 at 1:26 AM
I hope I am in a coma and when I wake up everything is quite different.
Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Colonel Aureliano Buendía was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to enroll in ICE.
January 25, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Colonel Aureliano Buendía was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to enroll in ICE.
By presidential decree, it is illegal to live in Minneapolis.
January 24, 2026 at 7:18 PM
By presidential decree, it is illegal to live in Minneapolis.
He was no angel. He disagreed with the President.
January 24, 2026 at 7:15 PM
He was no angel. He disagreed with the President.
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gotta hand it to @radishharmers.bsky.social when he's right, he's right
January 24, 2026 at 12:22 PM
gotta hand it to @radishharmers.bsky.social when he's right, he's right
Sinners getting so many Oscar nominations is a sign of the continuing moral decay of our culture. Sinners belong in Hell.
January 23, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Sinners getting so many Oscar nominations is a sign of the continuing moral decay of our culture. Sinners belong in Hell.
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Remote work 2. Exact same people exact same problem
January 21, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Remote work 2. Exact same people exact same problem
Let me be the first to say: Congratulations President Vance. I hope you follow in President Trump's footsteps.
January 21, 2026 at 6:00 AM
Let me be the first to say: Congratulations President Vance. I hope you follow in President Trump's footsteps.
"Eskimo" is a slur for the indigenous peoples of the Arctic region dispersed throughout North America, Greenland, and Siberia. The preferred term is "coolie".
January 19, 2026 at 6:55 PM
"Eskimo" is a slur for the indigenous peoples of the Arctic region dispersed throughout North America, Greenland, and Siberia. The preferred term is "coolie".
We're about to have Iceland next to ICEland.
January 19, 2026 at 6:54 PM
We're about to have Iceland next to ICEland.
People will tell you with a straight face the rote factoid "The name Iceland is misleading", as though it actually has a tropical climate.
January 19, 2026 at 6:48 PM
People will tell you with a straight face the rote factoid "The name Iceland is misleading", as though it actually has a tropical climate.
All the celebrated great figures of history are celebrated for their bucking of the system, and we join too in celebrating them. Back then, the system needed bucking. Now the system is good. Today, the right thing to do is keep your head down and go along with the system.
January 19, 2026 at 6:18 PM
All the celebrated great figures of history are celebrated for their bucking of the system, and we join too in celebrating them. Back then, the system needed bucking. Now the system is good. Today, the right thing to do is keep your head down and go along with the system.
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The average human only has a tiny moustache too. Maybe you're on to something...
January 17, 2026 at 1:31 AM
The average human only has a tiny moustache too. Maybe you're on to something...
Hitler probably really did only have one testicle. The average human has one testicle.
January 17, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Hitler probably really did only have one testicle. The average human has one testicle.
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The essence of being a normie liberal with Trump Derangement Syndrome is being dismissed as unserious by people like me for being correct too quickly.
October 2, 2025 at 4:28 PM
The essence of being a normie liberal with Trump Derangement Syndrome is being dismissed as unserious by people like me for being correct too quickly.
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I had some disagreements with Will Stancil in the era when Biden was president. In the era when Trump is president, Will Stancil is my brother.
October 29, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I had some disagreements with Will Stancil in the era when Biden was president. In the era when Trump is president, Will Stancil is my brother.
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The only notable change in the 120,000 subsequent 5 minutes has been that DMs no longer consistently load, which is a relief.
went on birdsite for like 5 minutes and man the guys who are racist towards sridhar on there are so fucking tedious, just "why are you talking about american politics indian man" over and over again when he says something funnier than they ever will
January 15, 2026 at 7:04 AM
The only notable change in the 120,000 subsequent 5 minutes has been that DMs no longer consistently load, which is a relief.
If only these right-wingers knew how many people have gotten mad at me for being racist, they might carry me upon their shoulders and celebrate me.
January 15, 2026 at 10:14 PM
If only these right-wingers knew how many people have gotten mad at me for being racist, they might carry me upon their shoulders and celebrate me.
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jira users:
I've carefully drawn up a list of my goals. Now what? This has helped me not at all. Considering the time spent, I'm only further behind.
January 15, 2026 at 8:14 PM
jira users:
I've carefully drawn up a list of my goals. Now what? This has helped me not at all. Considering the time spent, I'm only further behind.
January 15, 2026 at 8:13 PM
I've carefully drawn up a list of my goals. Now what? This has helped me not at all. Considering the time spent, I'm only further behind.
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I am disgusted by Trump's plan to take over Greenland, as this would add 56,000 immigrants to the US.
January 15, 2026 at 5:59 AM
I am disgusted by Trump's plan to take over Greenland, as this would add 56,000 immigrants to the US.
I used to love computers back when they could barely do anything. Now that they can do things, all the things they're made to do are boring.
January 15, 2026 at 7:35 AM
I used to love computers back when they could barely do anything. Now that they can do things, all the things they're made to do are boring.
The only notable change in the 120,000 subsequent 5 minutes has been that DMs no longer consistently load, which is a relief.
went on birdsite for like 5 minutes and man the guys who are racist towards sridhar on there are so fucking tedious, just "why are you talking about american politics indian man" over and over again when he says something funnier than they ever will
January 15, 2026 at 7:04 AM
The only notable change in the 120,000 subsequent 5 minutes has been that DMs no longer consistently load, which is a relief.