Orc Girl Boss 🐇
@orc.bsky.social
Coined the trans idiom "egg"
Blurry. Caller of the Small 🐰
I would die for a united world.
Blurry. Caller of the Small 🐰
I would die for a united world.
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Someday I want to destroy the universe all-in-one-go.
December 29, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Someday I want to destroy the universe all-in-one-go.
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you, an idiot: we should have universal health care
me, a TV genius: the average american is going to lose 400 pounds next year
me, a TV genius: the average american is going to lose 400 pounds next year
Oz: We thought it was 125 million pounds. Our estimate is Americans will lose 135 billion pounds by the midterms
December 29, 2025 at 2:05 AM
you, an idiot: we should have universal health care
me, a TV genius: the average american is going to lose 400 pounds next year
me, a TV genius: the average american is going to lose 400 pounds next year
I was mean to a tgirl in a pre game lobby cuz she started the game by saying "ok kittens everyone hit your bong now" and my vision went all tunnel and I got play of the game.
December 28, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I was mean to a tgirl in a pre game lobby cuz she started the game by saying "ok kittens everyone hit your bong now" and my vision went all tunnel and I got play of the game.
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ayyyy da Mets baby let's go Mets
First and foremost, these "fans" are losers (the nicest noun I'll use). Second, the coverage of this by sports "writers" is lame and uninspired drivel. Finally, the fact that they're on team Zohran endears me to the Lindor family even more! #LGM sports.yahoo.com/articles/mlb...
MLB Fans Announce Boycott Of Mets Star Francisco Lindor
New York Mets shortstop Francisco Lindor is making headlines this weekend for something that has nothing to do with his skills on the diamond. Lindor, a five-time All-Star and four-time Gold Glove win...
sports.yahoo.com
December 28, 2025 at 2:07 AM
ayyyy da Mets baby let's go Mets
what I drove through last night
December 27, 2025 at 10:49 AM
what I drove through last night
yo it's precipitatin out here
December 27, 2025 at 9:59 AM
yo it's precipitatin out here
Livius when he sees Commodus has slaughtered the German settlement
December 27, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Livius when he sees Commodus has slaughtered the German settlement
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December 25, 2025 at 7:18 PM
These recipe cards are so adorable! I can't wait to fill them out with my family recipes and also online stuff so I don't need to look at a screen anymore. thanks so much @celesse.bsky.social !
December 26, 2025 at 2:22 AM
These recipe cards are so adorable! I can't wait to fill them out with my family recipes and also online stuff so I don't need to look at a screen anymore. thanks so much @celesse.bsky.social !
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thank you sarah this was a really good idea. fried rice and orange chicken not pictured.
December 26, 2025 at 2:08 AM
thank you sarah this was a really good idea. fried rice and orange chicken not pictured.
Blood on the snow, so that the sun may rise.
December 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Blood on the snow, so that the sun may rise.
ah that finishing touch
December 25, 2025 at 3:34 PM
ah that finishing touch
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merry christmas orc girl boss!
December 25, 2025 at 12:52 PM
merry christmas orc girl boss!
Merry Christmas to you from my back which is sore as fuck
December 25, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Merry Christmas to you from my back which is sore as fuck
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merry christmas especially to the tsa agent who hand inspected my carry-on, identified the mysterious large canned item in my bag as containing high quality cheese, looked at me, looked back at the cheese, then kept it moving
December 25, 2025 at 12:04 PM
merry christmas especially to the tsa agent who hand inspected my carry-on, identified the mysterious large canned item in my bag as containing high quality cheese, looked at me, looked back at the cheese, then kept it moving
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got my kid a subscription to the onion print edition and he spent some time yesterday walking in and out of the room to show me what he thought were the funniest parts
December 25, 2025 at 11:37 AM
got my kid a subscription to the onion print edition and he spent some time yesterday walking in and out of the room to show me what he thought were the funniest parts
and dats why the call me The Joy cuz im always laughin
December 25, 2025 at 3:09 AM
and dats why the call me The Joy cuz im always laughin
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This is going to significantly change the site and it’s all downwind of AI image editing stuff. Incredible own goal from X.
potential EME alert 🚨- apparently the Japanese are signing up to bluesky in droves. If you check the newskies feed 99% of posts are now Japanese
cc: @surfdude29.ispost.ing @laurenshof.online
cc: @surfdude29.ispost.ing @laurenshof.online
December 24, 2025 at 10:22 PM
This is going to significantly change the site and it’s all downwind of AI image editing stuff. Incredible own goal from X.
your mail lady rolls up like this WYD?
December 24, 2025 at 11:47 AM
your mail lady rolls up like this WYD?
fuck it we ball
to wear the Mrs Santa outfit or not to wear it
December 24, 2025 at 11:33 AM
fuck it we ball