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Gretchen Felker-Martin 🍉
@scumbelievable.bsky.social
Beyond the grace of God, a wanderer in the outer darkness.

Lambda Award winner, Locus Award finalist, Best-selling author of MANHUNT, CUCKOO, and BLACK FLAME, out now from Tor Nightfire, and CHIMERA, coming 2026

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Midnight. A light flickers on in the darkness. Coils of smoke hang in the projector's glow. The movie is about to begin, and the theater waits in breathless silence.

BLACK FLAME is finally here. You can get it at the link below, and wherever books are sold.

us.macmillan.com/books/978125...
remember that lady who got trampled to death by an elephant and then at her funeral the elephant came and threw her off the pyre and trampled her again? what the fuck did she do to that elephant
December 26, 2025 at 6:26 AM
if ANYONE is getting kicked down the Exorcist steps by proud Worcesterite Alicia Witt it is ME
This is how I want people to be posting on Christmas. Do not try to convince Mark Cuban's goofy ass that universal healthcare is right. I want to see pleas for character actors to cleave them in twain with a broadsword. I want people volunteering to get kicked down the Exorcist steps by Alicia Witt.
debi mazar punch me in the stomach for $15 challenge
December 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
me, conducting a taste test focus group for the Happy Crappy corporation: so, how do you like that happy crappy?
December 26, 2025 at 1:04 AM
On the one hand I do miss the town square news of the day feel of old twitter. You could really become part of a global community there. on the other hand, i can ratio Mark Cuban on here like twice a week, easy.
December 26, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Matthew MacFayden is really doing something special in DEATH BY LIGHTNING, isn't he? Reminds me of Darren Criss as Cunanan on THE ASSASSINATION OF GIANNI VERSACE.
December 25, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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It's Christmas, the season of giving. Sama'a and her family rely on us for virtually everything in a world hollowed out and circumscribed by genocidal violence. Please, please give what you can to help.

tinyurl.com/SamaasFamily
December 25, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Funny end to a long, weird year. Stuck at home recovering from the flu. My third novel came out this year. I am now an Established Horror Author, whatever that means. Endlessly grateful things have shaken out this way.

Merry Christmas, all of you <3
December 25, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Was Jean Reno ever in any big historical epics? Seems like an insane missed opportunity if not.
December 25, 2025 at 9:04 PM
thinking of starting a service where i rent out my parents (clean, supportive, have been to therapy) to my gay friends over the holidays

want my dad to clap you on the shoulder and tell you he's proud of all your hard work? want my mom to excitedly ask you about your recipes? apply now!
December 25, 2025 at 8:02 PM
It's Christmas, the season of giving. Sama'a and her family rely on us for virtually everything in a world hollowed out and circumscribed by genocidal violence. Please, please give what you can to help.

tinyurl.com/SamaasFamily
December 25, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Amen to all of this.
there's a certain way certain people write fiction about disability that really sets my teeth on edge, and it's an approach that I can only describe as 'educational hugboxing'

in this, portrayal of disability must be constantly affirming, and it must use specific and correct terminology
(🧵)
December 25, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I think the most undignified part of working in mainstream comics was being yelled at for creative choices in which I simply was not involved at all. Bizarre industry.
December 25, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Even having really enjoyed WAKE UP, DEAD MAN I could not for the love of god or money tell you why Mila Kunis is in it
December 25, 2025 at 4:27 AM
2026 is going to be my year
December 25, 2025 at 4:26 AM
who up forging they chains
How much are you going to pay doctors?

Which current hospitals get shut down ?

What happens if doctors opt out of the system ? Who is going to invest in new curative therapies. You ?

How much in taxes pr year do you think it's possible to collect if you took every penny from billionaires?
Half the amount that everyone currently pays could provide universal healthcare. Private health companies don’t need to exist. Eliminate them. And use your collective buying power and economies of scale to get it done. Every cent of their profit is healthcare denied.
December 25, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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New Rumor Claims the Third AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY Teaser Trailer Will Focus on a Very Surprising Character
December 25, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Had a dream I was telling some friends about a low-budget Japanese zombie movie from the 80s, and they were so interested we wound up putting it on. Incredibly bizarre touches like cars covered in cardboard "tank costumes", miniature cities splitting open and being swallowed by the earth
December 25, 2025 at 12:29 AM
New Rumor Claims the Third AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY Teaser Trailer Will Focus on a Very Surprising Character
December 25, 2025 at 12:11 AM
is it the Red Scare to call me a pedophile just because i put my shriveled dingus inside children? yes.
Post through it Alan
December 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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I wrote about my top 10 movies of the year! 2025 was a weird year at the theater, thin and inconsistent, but some gems snuck through, as they always do.

www.patreon.com/posts/146540...
December 24, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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This Christmas Eve, spare a thought for those in need. My friend Sama'a and her family rely on our generosity to survive, and they need us now more than ever.

tinyurl.com/SamaasFamily
December 24, 2025 at 2:05 PM
The jungle hike sequence got me pretty much fully back on board the PLURIBUS train. Man!
December 24, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I'm sorry but this shit is repulsive.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO OUT MAGAZINE NO NO NO
December 24, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Maris! Maris!! MARIS!!!!
December 24, 2025 at 7:43 PM