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Gretchen Felker-Martin 🍉
@scumbelievable.bsky.social
Beyond the grace of God, a wanderer in the outer darkness.

Lambda Award winner, Locus Award finalist, Best-selling author of MANHUNT, CUCKOO, and BLACK FLAME, out now from Tor Nightfire, and CHIMERA, coming 2027

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Midnight. A light flickers on in the darkness. Coils of smoke hang in the projector's glow. The movie is about to begin, and the theater waits in breathless silence.

BLACK FLAME is finally here. You can get it at the link below, and wherever books are sold.

us.macmillan.com/books/978125...
What a statement of not just total indifference to but antagonism toward the suffering of millions of people around the world.
Hasbro and Warner Bros. Discovery have signed a multi-year deal starting in 2027 to produce Harry Potter film and television series dolls, role play, action figures, collectibles, interactive plush, board games, and more to be revealed later this year - bwnews.pr/45UKdKL
February 10, 2026 at 10:54 PM
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Please help my friend Sama'a and her family prepare for Ramadan. What should be an occasion for joy and reflection is now a reminder of constant hardship.

chuffed.org/project/157569
February 10, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Because it's made by dead-eyed morons who understand nothing, believe in nothing, bring no beauty to the world, have no capacity for reflection, and immiserate our collective existence with every hateful sentence they squirt out of their wet, waxy mouths. NEXT.
February 10, 2026 at 8:15 PM
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I've never wanted something to flop harder than this fucking misbegotten television show for transphobic 42-year-olds
Hasbro and Warner Bros. Discovery have signed a multi-year deal starting in 2027 to produce Harry Potter film and television series dolls, role play, action figures, collectibles, interactive plush, board games, and more to be revealed later this year - bwnews.pr/45UKdKL
February 10, 2026 at 6:19 PM
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preorder THE RED SACRAMENT here: titanbooks.com/72219-the-re...
February 9, 2026 at 4:21 PM
My nephew trying to grab my finger and missing his grip, then glaring at me like I sabotaged his political career
February 10, 2026 at 6:29 PM
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I'm most grateful to Ben - and to Megan Cummins at @publicbooks.bsky.social - for publishing my thoughts on @daveydavis.bsky.social and @emotrophywife.bsky.social

Click if you like hot worlds, lesbians, gay ways of doing heterosexuality, ex-ex-gay road trips, or commune utopias & their opposites...
David Brooks laments that literary fiction has been declining in quality, because of its supposed progressivism and "a general loss in confidence and audacity across Western culture." To this, @reproutopia.bsky.social @publicbooks.bsky.social simply asks: "Is the cissexual literary world okay?"
February 10, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Please help my friend Sama'a and her family prepare for Ramadan. What should be an occasion for joy and reflection is now a reminder of constant hardship.

chuffed.org/project/157569
February 10, 2026 at 4:15 PM
I have had a long, wonderful, exhausting week and I need to take my brain on a shakedown run before bed. Ask me some questions! Books, horror, movies, sex, history, whatever!

AMA!
February 10, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Those of you who know me know I do not idly say things like this: Annie is an unrepentant and fully aware serial abuser, exploiter, and thief.
February 9, 2026 at 10:19 PM
The Romans conquering and digesting Ancient Greece really is a case of my favorite historical phenomenon, "the homophobic gays have defeated the gay homophobes"
February 9, 2026 at 10:17 PM
"Man he is just *poured* into that sweater."
Does anyone else have an MST3K line they use regularly, even if it makes no sense out of context?

Because I have both "That'll keep your panfish down for a while." and "Come come, boys, we must confound Jerry at every turn!" from MST3K the movie alone.
February 9, 2026 at 9:31 PM
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Sama'a's girls deserve a safe and happy childhood, but right now the best we can give them is survival. Please join me in giving what you can to help.

chuffed.org/project/157569
February 9, 2026 at 6:00 PM
m23 you have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever

kigalidailynews.rw/reports-emer...
Reports Emerge Claiming M23 Detained Blackwater Founder Erik Prince in Eastern DRC
kigalidailynews.rw
February 9, 2026 at 8:24 PM
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superbowl ads: AI AI AI karaoke that is actually bitcoin SPORTS BETTING are you fat?? kys
February 9, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Sama'a's girls deserve a safe and happy childhood, but right now the best we can give them is survival. Please join me in giving what you can to help.

chuffed.org/project/157569
February 9, 2026 at 6:00 PM
February 9, 2026 at 4:56 AM
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"I could never work for that guy." —my 16yo on Ben Gazzarra's character from Road House
February 9, 2026 at 12:08 AM
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Sama'a's baby girl is sick, and Gaza is cold and starving. Please give what you can.

chuffed.org/project/157569
February 8, 2026 at 3:25 PM
I'm not kidding when I say this should be illegal, even if it weren't also a transparent scam on this idiot's part.
“If I can generate a book in a day, and you need six months to write a book, who’s going to win the race?” God this is bleak
The New Fabio Is Claude
www.nytimes.com
February 8, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Sama'a's baby girl is sick, and Gaza is cold and starving. Please give what you can.

chuffed.org/project/157569
February 8, 2026 at 3:25 PM
If I hear one more iteration of "there won't be historians in a hundred years" I'm going to headbutt someone. I know every generation feels like the world ends with them, but take it from a historian: it doesn't.
February 8, 2026 at 3:11 PM
One of the most sickening realizations I've ever had came when it hit me that six hundred years from now historians will be writing things like "while technically illegal, intercourse with minors was broadly accepted as normal among the American ruling class, and even a marker of status"
February 8, 2026 at 7:30 AM
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just finished reading @scumbelievable.bsky.social's trans horror novel MANHUNT. absolutely harrowing, and especially challenging to read for a trans woman who suffered through years of peak TERF in college. go read it asap.
February 8, 2026 at 5:43 AM
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Sure Mayor Mamdani is charming the populace with his good policies and charisma, but he’s been suspiciously silent on whether he’s going to implement crucial safety measures to prevent someone from getting sewn into the pants of the big Charlie Brown in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade
February 8, 2026 at 5:31 AM