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I'm one of the most normal women of all time 🥰
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One week after the Ignota mors queen's sting, the subject will develop an ulcer around the egg clutch. In the following months, the wasps will repurpose soft tissues into a flesh hive, avoiding vital organs to keep the host alive.
When the body is consumed, the new queens take their nuptial flight.
When the body is consumed, the new queens take their nuptial flight.
February 6, 2026 at 5:14 PM
One week after the Ignota mors queen's sting, the subject will develop an ulcer around the egg clutch. In the following months, the wasps will repurpose soft tissues into a flesh hive, avoiding vital organs to keep the host alive.
When the body is consumed, the new queens take their nuptial flight.
When the body is consumed, the new queens take their nuptial flight.
i think about this a lot
Don’t expect any further rewards or handclaps. This is how normal people are all the time.
February 6, 2026 at 1:19 PM
i think about this a lot
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Don’t expect any further rewards or handclaps. This is how normal people are all the time.
February 6, 2026 at 10:38 AM
Don’t expect any further rewards or handclaps. This is how normal people are all the time.
another no deaths run btw 🥰
finishing up yet another Pathologic 2 replay and ive never found Aglaya's body near the town hall before...oh my god this mind map node...i knew she could be found there but that line...this GAAAAAME
February 6, 2026 at 4:53 AM
another no deaths run btw 🥰
finishing up yet another Pathologic 2 replay and ive never found Aglaya's body near the town hall before...oh my god this mind map node...i knew she could be found there but that line...this GAAAAAME
February 6, 2026 at 4:44 AM
finishing up yet another Pathologic 2 replay and ive never found Aglaya's body near the town hall before...oh my god this mind map node...i knew she could be found there but that line...this GAAAAAME
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Medieval cat lobster of history
November 23, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Medieval cat lobster of history
Almost as bad as the messenger
February 6, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Almost as bad as the messenger
woke up at 4am yesterday & desperately needed an early night and now ive woken up at 2am
February 5, 2026 at 7:18 PM
woke up at 4am yesterday & desperately needed an early night and now ive woken up at 2am
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You ever try and order food for a big group and one person has some weird allergy that fucks everything up and makes the order 20 times more complicated? That’s how imagined Peter Thiel being on the Epstein island worked
February 5, 2026 at 5:05 PM
You ever try and order food for a big group and one person has some weird allergy that fucks everything up and makes the order 20 times more complicated? That’s how imagined Peter Thiel being on the Epstein island worked
What are you saving it all up for?
February 5, 2026 at 7:19 AM
What are you saving it all up for?
AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
February 5, 2026 at 2:49 AM
AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
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February 4, 2026 at 7:33 PM
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I've been a stage hand for a while now. Every time I do a mic check I say something like "hey google, set an alarm for 3am". Serves them right for enabling a stupid feature with no secuirty.
January 30, 2026 at 3:20 PM
I've been a stage hand for a while now. Every time I do a mic check I say something like "hey google, set an alarm for 3am". Serves them right for enabling a stupid feature with no secuirty.
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I'm shit at pool. Once when I tried to distract my mate from winning, I took my bollocks out of my pants and hung them into the pocket he was aiming for. Struck them of course and had an awkward time explaining to the staff at A&E why my scrotum was purple, bleeding and swollen
January 30, 2026 at 11:20 PM
I'm shit at pool. Once when I tried to distract my mate from winning, I took my bollocks out of my pants and hung them into the pocket he was aiming for. Struck them of course and had an awkward time explaining to the staff at A&E why my scrotum was purple, bleeding and swollen
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Female teacher here. When in real life I accidentally let slip something inappropriate for the company I'm in, like the fact that I know what Fake Taxi is, I blame it on spending too much time with teenagers. It's actually because I spend too much time on the internet, duh.
January 31, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Female teacher here. When in real life I accidentally let slip something inappropriate for the company I'm in, like the fact that I know what Fake Taxi is, I blame it on spending too much time with teenagers. It's actually because I spend too much time on the internet, duh.
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As a teenager made the local paper as a "hero" for tripping up some smackhead after he robbed an old lady's handbag. In reality I didn't even know he'd robbed anyone, I was just a twat who thought it would be funny to stick my leg out when I saw him running.
February 1, 2026 at 12:20 PM
As a teenager made the local paper as a "hero" for tripping up some smackhead after he robbed an old lady's handbag. In reality I didn't even know he'd robbed anyone, I was just a twat who thought it would be funny to stick my leg out when I saw him running.