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· Nov 3
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I've worked in IT since 1983, and seen many trends come and go, but this new thing of Junior Devs using mechanical keyboards is killing me. Just because you've got a keyboard that clicks doesn't mean that you're in any way competent. I think I might be done.
January 7, 2026 at 12:20 PM
I've worked in IT since 1983, and seen many trends come and go, but this new thing of Junior Devs using mechanical keyboards is killing me. Just because you've got a keyboard that clicks doesn't mean that you're in any way competent. I think I might be done.
45 y/o, in a nightclub for first time in years. Young lad burst into the toilets & caught me furtively trying to open a little ziploc bag. He said "just a heads up, the bouncers come in here to check for drugs". Couldn't tell him it was my bag of googly eyes, to stick on a poster
January 7, 2026 at 11:20 AM
45 y/o, in a nightclub for first time in years. Young lad burst into the toilets & caught me furtively trying to open a little ziploc bag. He said "just a heads up, the bouncers come in here to check for drugs". Couldn't tell him it was my bag of googly eyes, to stick on a poster
The careers teacher said I'd amount to nothing. But I've done well for the last decade as an extra. I specialise in what my agent calls "middle aged fat bloke"
January 7, 2026 at 10:20 AM
The careers teacher said I'd amount to nothing. But I've done well for the last decade as an extra. I specialise in what my agent calls "middle aged fat bloke"
The big family row at our home this Christmas focused on Star Trek, of course. I argued that it's not possible for a Betazoid to be attractive to humans because they are too creepy. Anyone who can read your mind is an abuser and manipulator, not a friend.
January 7, 2026 at 9:20 AM
The big family row at our home this Christmas focused on Star Trek, of course. I argued that it's not possible for a Betazoid to be attractive to humans because they are too creepy. Anyone who can read your mind is an abuser and manipulator, not a friend.
I have made a collage of closeups of people I went to school with's Christmas photos because they all look like wrinkly bags of shit next to me, and I want to feel like I'm not doing too badly at something - having fucked up my life with affairs, divorce, bankruptcy and jail.
January 7, 2026 at 8:20 AM
I have made a collage of closeups of people I went to school with's Christmas photos because they all look like wrinkly bags of shit next to me, and I want to feel like I'm not doing too badly at something - having fucked up my life with affairs, divorce, bankruptcy and jail.
Be part of Fesshole Live! Tickets are now on sale for Leicester, Luton and Leeds. The Sweden Tour visits Malmö, Göteborg and Stockholm, and Anon Opin hits Leicester. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole
January 7, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Be part of Fesshole Live! Tickets are now on sale for Leicester, Luton and Leeds. The Sweden Tour visits Malmö, Göteborg and Stockholm, and Anon Opin hits Leicester. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole
My cat has changed my life more than my son has. Don't get me wrong, I love my son with every cell in my body and would die for him. But there's something about having a pet that completely changes you.
January 6, 2026 at 11:20 PM
My cat has changed my life more than my son has. Don't get me wrong, I love my son with every cell in my body and would die for him. But there's something about having a pet that completely changes you.
Stepped on a spider in the bathroom, disposed of it down the toilet and then had a sizeable dump on top before flushing. What a gloriously awful death that little chap has just had. Sorry.
January 6, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Stepped on a spider in the bathroom, disposed of it down the toilet and then had a sizeable dump on top before flushing. What a gloriously awful death that little chap has just had. Sorry.
My family are shit at getting ready - used to get annoyed and shout. Now I have a todo list and get small jobs done in the time between us supposed to be leaving and us actually leaving. Today I shaved my balls before a dog walk.
January 6, 2026 at 9:20 PM
My family are shit at getting ready - used to get annoyed and shout. Now I have a todo list and get small jobs done in the time between us supposed to be leaving and us actually leaving. Today I shaved my balls before a dog walk.
Admin on a very 34k+ Facebook group. All members need to be approved first. Me and other admins decline for slightest things. One for having Turkey teeth, another for looking like an ex. Another for having a green car. The power is intoxicating but I fear it won't end well.
January 6, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Admin on a very 34k+ Facebook group. All members need to be approved first. Me and other admins decline for slightest things. One for having Turkey teeth, another for looking like an ex. Another for having a green car. The power is intoxicating but I fear it won't end well.
My local foxhunt think I'm a huge supporter. Truth is I've been using the info to secretly sab them for years. I've passed on proof about illegal hunting that has had two people arrested & definitely helped get trail hunting banned. Regret nothing.
January 6, 2026 at 7:20 PM
My local foxhunt think I'm a huge supporter. Truth is I've been using the info to secretly sab them for years. I've passed on proof about illegal hunting that has had two people arrested & definitely helped get trail hunting banned. Regret nothing.
I absolutely love and adore my dog, but sometimes when he's sleeping next to me on the couch I can't help thinking about how much good eating there is in his legs.
January 6, 2026 at 6:20 PM
I absolutely love and adore my dog, but sometimes when he's sleeping next to me on the couch I can't help thinking about how much good eating there is in his legs.
My dad died last week. My idiot cousin, who has seen my dad twice in the last 4 years, messaged to ask if we could change the funeral to a date that didn't clash with one of his rare work commitments. Apparently I'm the cunt for saying no.
January 6, 2026 at 5:20 PM
My dad died last week. My idiot cousin, who has seen my dad twice in the last 4 years, messaged to ask if we could change the funeral to a date that didn't clash with one of his rare work commitments. Apparently I'm the cunt for saying no.
I dropped one of my infant children onto a tiled floor whilst trying to open a bottle of wine. It was 20 years ago but that's a wake up call you don't forget. They're fine now, just a little slow. But maybe they always would have been.
January 6, 2026 at 4:20 PM
I dropped one of my infant children onto a tiled floor whilst trying to open a bottle of wine. It was 20 years ago but that's a wake up call you don't forget. They're fine now, just a little slow. But maybe they always would have been.
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January 6, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Fesshole works by you submitting your confessions. Contribute here: http://b3ta.com/addfess
I have an Irish passport but my partner has a British passport. Going to get a relaxing coffee whilst he's queueing with the Brits is the part of the holiday I look forward to the most.
January 6, 2026 at 3:20 PM
I have an Irish passport but my partner has a British passport. Going to get a relaxing coffee whilst he's queueing with the Brits is the part of the holiday I look forward to the most.
My cat throws up when he eats too fast and it happens pretty often. I have learned that if I just leave it on the floor that he will eventually just eat it again.
January 6, 2026 at 2:20 PM
My cat throws up when he eats too fast and it happens pretty often. I have learned that if I just leave it on the floor that he will eventually just eat it again.
I replaced an image of Jesus with a mocked up image Harry Kane as Jesus. Harry Christ has been hanging on our wall since September and my wife hasn't noticed
January 6, 2026 at 1:20 PM
I replaced an image of Jesus with a mocked up image Harry Kane as Jesus. Harry Christ has been hanging on our wall since September and my wife hasn't noticed
I am a 57 year old man. I have never in my life felt the need to draw a cock and balls on anything. I don't get why do many of my fellow men feel the need to do so.
January 6, 2026 at 12:20 PM
I am a 57 year old man. I have never in my life felt the need to draw a cock and balls on anything. I don't get why do many of my fellow men feel the need to do so.
My sister and her boyfriend were at ours on Christmas Day. He claims to love craft beer but is just pretentious and thinks he knows it all. Every beer I gave him was a non-alcoholic craft beer and when he asked to see the can, I just showed him the one I'd poured mine from
January 6, 2026 at 11:20 AM
My sister and her boyfriend were at ours on Christmas Day. He claims to love craft beer but is just pretentious and thinks he knows it all. Every beer I gave him was a non-alcoholic craft beer and when he asked to see the can, I just showed him the one I'd poured mine from
On boxing day, I went to a pub to meet with family. It was full of very loud, very drunk people shouting at horses on the TV. I had great pleasure turning off the TV just before the finish line for every race using the IR blaster on my phone.
January 6, 2026 at 9:20 AM
On boxing day, I went to a pub to meet with family. It was full of very loud, very drunk people shouting at horses on the TV. I had great pleasure turning off the TV just before the finish line for every race using the IR blaster on my phone.
This Christmas I've cooked, cleaned and run around after our entire extended family. My other half has done fuck all, except sit and complete a very tricky 1000 piece jigsaw. Unfortunately when they get to the end, they'll find it's now a 999 piece jigsaw. I ate a piece in spite
January 6, 2026 at 8:20 AM
This Christmas I've cooked, cleaned and run around after our entire extended family. My other half has done fuck all, except sit and complete a very tricky 1000 piece jigsaw. Unfortunately when they get to the end, they'll find it's now a 999 piece jigsaw. I ate a piece in spite
Catch Fesshole Live in Leicester, Luton and Leeds – tickets available now! We’re off to Sweden too, visiting Malmö, Göteborg and Stockholm, and bringing Anon Opin to Leicester. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole
January 6, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Catch Fesshole Live in Leicester, Luton and Leeds – tickets available now! We’re off to Sweden too, visiting Malmö, Göteborg and Stockholm, and bringing Anon Opin to Leicester. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole
Wisdom or genius? I lick my biscuits before dunking as it stops biscuit crumbs being deposited in the bottom of the cup.
January 5, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Wisdom or genius? I lick my biscuits before dunking as it stops biscuit crumbs being deposited in the bottom of the cup.
Spent all year working out and tracking calories. Looking pretty good if I say so myself. Wife is mostly suspicious and annoyed and nobody else has noticed so I uploaded some topless pics to Grindr. Got some lovely messages and some weird messages but made me feel better.
January 5, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Spent all year working out and tracking calories. Looking pretty good if I say so myself. Wife is mostly suspicious and annoyed and nobody else has noticed so I uploaded some topless pics to Grindr. Got some lovely messages and some weird messages but made me feel better.