Disco Elysium Quotes
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PALEDRIVER - “They are someone's memories. What difference does it make if it's me or not? They're beautiful. That is all that matters. Beautiful and true -- and they will win. They're *coming* for this, you know… All of this.”
January 21, 2026 at 9:07 PM
PALEDRIVER - “They are someone's memories. What difference does it make if it's me or not? They're beautiful. That is all that matters. Beautiful and true -- and they will win. They're *coming* for this, you know… All of this.”
YOU - What is beauty?
KLAASJE (MISS ORANJE DISCO DANCER) - “When you have the fewest deviations from the norm. I've been told it's a type of mediocrity that I possess.”
KLAASJE (MISS ORANJE DISCO DANCER) - “When you have the fewest deviations from the norm. I've been told it's a type of mediocrity that I possess.”
January 21, 2026 at 7:07 PM
YOU - What is beauty?
KLAASJE (MISS ORANJE DISCO DANCER) - “When you have the fewest deviations from the norm. I've been told it's a type of mediocrity that I possess.”
KLAASJE (MISS ORANJE DISCO DANCER) - “When you have the fewest deviations from the norm. I've been told it's a type of mediocrity that I possess.”
KIM KITSURAGI - “Precinct 41 said they were sending their most seasoned detective. And you certainly look... seasoned.”
January 21, 2026 at 5:06 PM
KIM KITSURAGI - “Precinct 41 said they were sending their most seasoned detective. And you certainly look... seasoned.”
KIM KITSURAGI - “Press your damn cheek against Lamby, okay?” The lieutenant sounds authoritative -- and surprisingly gruff.
January 21, 2026 at 3:05 PM
KIM KITSURAGI - “Press your damn cheek against Lamby, okay?” The lieutenant sounds authoritative -- and surprisingly gruff.
Tell me, where are your friends? Human beings have friends, Harry-boy. Where the hell are yours?
January 21, 2026 at 1:04 PM
Tell me, where are your friends? Human beings have friends, Harry-boy. Where the hell are yours?
LIMBIC SYSTEM - No. It was *him*. *He* is the infernal engine, can't you see? He never stops. He only gets worse.
January 21, 2026 at 11:03 AM
LIMBIC SYSTEM - No. It was *him*. *He* is the infernal engine, can't you see? He never stops. He only gets worse.
Hard facts from the man you are. You once jerked off in the locker room and were caught. You held a young woman by the arm and kept her in your apartment for 20 minutes against her will. That's right, these are not flights of fancy. These are *real deeds*, Harry
January 21, 2026 at 9:02 AM
Hard facts from the man you are. You once jerked off in the locker room and were caught. You held a young woman by the arm and kept her in your apartment for 20 minutes against her will. That's right, these are not flights of fancy. These are *real deeds*, Harry
JOYCE MESSIER - Don't worry, Kras Mazov shot fifteen million people in the head. But that was all the way over in Graad.
January 21, 2026 at 7:02 AM
JOYCE MESSIER - Don't worry, Kras Mazov shot fifteen million people in the head. But that was all the way over in Graad.
I'm a deeply flawed individual, but I bring joy to the world.
January 21, 2026 at 5:01 AM
I'm a deeply flawed individual, but I bring joy to the world.
VOLITION - These guys are compromised. She's got them singing along to her tune. The little bleeps and bloops you trust for info -- you can't trust them anymore.
January 21, 2026 at 3:01 AM
VOLITION - These guys are compromised. She's got them singing along to her tune. The little bleeps and bloops you trust for info -- you can't trust them anymore.
YOU - “So I should just... just... get a hat and FUCK it, right?!” (Point at your head, where the hat should be.) “Engage in sexual intercourse with a hat right here in front of you, because you told me so? On the SEA ICE?!”
January 21, 2026 at 1:00 AM
YOU - “So I should just... just... get a hat and FUCK it, right?!” (Point at your head, where the hat should be.) “Engage in sexual intercourse with a hat right here in front of you, because you told me so? On the SEA ICE?!”
CHESTER MCLAINE - “It's not like that. They're what you call *hetero-sexual life partners*. They have a battle-tested relationship. A 'bröderbund', if you will.”
January 20, 2026 at 10:59 PM
CHESTER MCLAINE - “It's not like that. They're what you call *hetero-sexual life partners*. They have a battle-tested relationship. A 'bröderbund', if you will.”
ENCYCLOPEDIA - Contemporary Revacholians prefer Drouin (a local blend from the southern islands) or Astra, a legendary cigarette from Graad. Tioumoutiri is favoured by older men who like its old fashioned paper filter tips, insane amount of tar and the sweet smells of colonialism and halva.
January 20, 2026 at 8:59 PM
ENCYCLOPEDIA - Contemporary Revacholians prefer Drouin (a local blend from the southern islands) or Astra, a legendary cigarette from Graad. Tioumoutiri is favoured by older men who like its old fashioned paper filter tips, insane amount of tar and the sweet smells of colonialism and halva.
INSULINDIAN PHASMID - I exist.
YOU - I exist too.
YOU - I exist too.
January 20, 2026 at 6:59 PM
INSULINDIAN PHASMID - I exist.
YOU - I exist too.
YOU - I exist too.
INLAND EMPIRE - You focus on the hug and for a moment everything feels serene. You hear her heart beating -- or perhaps it's your own.
INLAND EMPIRE - I wonder how long has it been since you last hugged someone?
INLAND EMPIRE - I wonder how long has it been since you last hugged someone?
January 20, 2026 at 4:59 PM
INLAND EMPIRE - You focus on the hug and for a moment everything feels serene. You hear her heart beating -- or perhaps it's your own.
INLAND EMPIRE - I wonder how long has it been since you last hugged someone?
INLAND EMPIRE - I wonder how long has it been since you last hugged someone?
YOU - “I approve of this, very futuristic.” (Tap on the girls kissing.)
January 20, 2026 at 2:58 PM
YOU - “I approve of this, very futuristic.” (Tap on the girls kissing.)
YOU - I can't give up. I have to keep going, for Revachol...
January 20, 2026 at 12:58 PM
YOU - I can't give up. I have to keep going, for Revachol...
INLAND EMPIRE - Why should we just leave and leave -- and the world get left behind?
January 20, 2026 at 10:58 AM
INLAND EMPIRE - Why should we just leave and leave -- and the world get left behind?
YOU - I'm not drunk or high, I'm just... hurt... why does it hurt to talk to you?
January 20, 2026 at 8:57 AM
YOU - I'm not drunk or high, I'm just... hurt... why does it hurt to talk to you?
KIM KITSURAGI - Never fuck with Kim Kitsuragi.
January 20, 2026 at 6:57 AM
KIM KITSURAGI - Never fuck with Kim Kitsuragi.
JOYCE MESSIER - “Indeed. There is a term of endearment they coined for it. In the Dolorian century, when humanity was *high* on this world, discovering more and more of it -- these archipelagos included...”
YOU - “What is it?”
JOYCE MESSIER - “Elysium.”
YOU - “What is it?”
JOYCE MESSIER - “Elysium.”
January 20, 2026 at 4:56 AM
JOYCE MESSIER - “Indeed. There is a term of endearment they coined for it. In the Dolorian century, when humanity was *high* on this world, discovering more and more of it -- these archipelagos included...”
YOU - “What is it?”
JOYCE MESSIER - “Elysium.”
YOU - “What is it?”
JOYCE MESSIER - “Elysium.”
GASTON MARTIN - “It is what it is... part of life,” he mumbles, only half-listening to you. “But to know someone for 79 years, then one day they're just *gone*...”
January 20, 2026 at 2:56 AM
GASTON MARTIN - “It is what it is... part of life,” he mumbles, only half-listening to you. “But to know someone for 79 years, then one day they're just *gone*...”
YOU - “Promiscuity -- you mean the *cock carousel*.” (Twirl your hand around in the air.)
MEASUREHEAD - YOU USE VULGAR HUMOUR TO DISTRACT YOURSELF FROM THE PAIN THAT WOMEN HAVE CAUSED YOU. IMPOTENT RAGE AT THEIR PROMISCUITY WILL NOT HEAL YOU. AND IT *REPELS* WOMEN.
MEASUREHEAD - YOU USE VULGAR HUMOUR TO DISTRACT YOURSELF FROM THE PAIN THAT WOMEN HAVE CAUSED YOU. IMPOTENT RAGE AT THEIR PROMISCUITY WILL NOT HEAL YOU. AND IT *REPELS* WOMEN.
January 20, 2026 at 12:55 AM
YOU - “Promiscuity -- you mean the *cock carousel*.” (Twirl your hand around in the air.)
MEASUREHEAD - YOU USE VULGAR HUMOUR TO DISTRACT YOURSELF FROM THE PAIN THAT WOMEN HAVE CAUSED YOU. IMPOTENT RAGE AT THEIR PROMISCUITY WILL NOT HEAL YOU. AND IT *REPELS* WOMEN.
MEASUREHEAD - YOU USE VULGAR HUMOUR TO DISTRACT YOURSELF FROM THE PAIN THAT WOMEN HAVE CAUSED YOU. IMPOTENT RAGE AT THEIR PROMISCUITY WILL NOT HEAL YOU. AND IT *REPELS* WOMEN.
YOU - Found a corpse recently. He'd had a Tequila Sunset moment.
January 19, 2026 at 10:54 PM
YOU - Found a corpse recently. He'd had a Tequila Sunset moment.
ENDURANCE - It's time to wipe that decadent homo-sexual grin off your face.
January 19, 2026 at 8:54 PM
ENDURANCE - It's time to wipe that decadent homo-sexual grin off your face.