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hi i'm vrunt. your online friend
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my favorite ramen spot is closing so i had to come in for a final bowl on their last night
December 30, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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"Mitch's Tiki Hut" is live!!!

Today we make Trader Vic's Egg Nog. 3 oz of rum along with an egg and 4 oz of milk will probably mean some tummy trouble for ol mitch. But I love the tiki hut fans so much!

Also, NEW GLASSES REVEAL!

then game show games and whatnot

twitch.tv/howintensive
December 29, 2025 at 11:06 PM
one of the actors from the movie Goldmember is a billionaire now like how does that happen?
December 29, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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could be that any of them have developed a fondness for the juice. perhaps even all
December 29, 2025 at 3:35 PM
i don't understand why my cat sometimes bolts at full speed across the apartment but i do know i would do the same thing if i were in her position
December 29, 2025 at 4:49 AM
i think i had Rosemary's Baby confused with another movie entirely because so far this is NOT funny AT ALL
December 29, 2025 at 12:40 AM
this reference to my hitler hospital has people asking a lot of questions etc etc
I'm more likely on the jury listening to these arguments as a common man. I still don't see how one party's losses are more valuable than the other party. Reference to my Adolph Hitler Hospital.
December 28, 2025 at 5:43 PM
behind every grape man is a woman raisin him
December 28, 2025 at 7:13 AM
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all signs point to Donald Duck winning Man of the Year and I say it's well deserved
December 28, 2025 at 6:07 AM
this is one of the best parts about switching to bluesky for me. seeing repetitive barely-vetted ads every 3 posts on twitter was rotten in a way i didn't fully process until it ceased
this is just basic psychological self defense.

ads - not all ads, but many ads - want to make you FEEL BAD.

they want to create in you a feeling of loss, a feeling of absence, that they can promise to fill with their product.

don’t let them! turn that shit off the moment it comes on.
December 27, 2025 at 9:07 PM
man last night was crazy i think i did enough coke to slightly disorient a small frog
December 27, 2025 at 6:53 PM
誰か僕の友達になってくれませんか?
December 27, 2025 at 1:48 AM
pre-chopped pine trees are cheap as fuck right now!!!!
December 26, 2025 at 9:38 PM
looks like meat's back on the menu fuck boys
The Lord of The Rings movies were rated PG-13. By current rules that means that each film could contain one use of the word "Fuck". Which line are you altering to insert the most useful swear word?

"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
December 26, 2025 at 9:28 PM
i haven't had a thought that isn't about austin powers or aqualung in 24 hours
December 26, 2025 at 8:37 PM
December 26, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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December 26, 2025 at 5:46 AM
don't get me wrong the dim sum was worth it
December 26, 2025 at 5:31 AM
the worst part of a christmas day austin powers trilogy marathon is that i took a break to get dim sum and now i'm only halfway through spy who shagged me at half past midnight
December 26, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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Merry Christmas to all.
December 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
merry christmas
December 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
新しい日本人フォロワーさん、
日本語がまだ下手でごめんなさい
メリークリスマス!
December 25, 2025 at 4:48 PM
ESTRAGON:
you think godot will like these red and green m&ms?

VLADIMIR:
i don't know i never met the guy!
December 25, 2025 at 1:45 AM
merry christmas eve from this omakase course
December 25, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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the data centers must be demolished or mothra will declare war on the human race. naturally, we don’t want this to happen. neither does mothra.
November 23, 2025 at 10:42 PM