caylen
@caylen.bsky.social
official Bluesky account of Cowboy.
director of marketing for @gardens.dev 🌳
director of marketing for @gardens.dev 🌳
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caylen
@caylen.bsky.social
· Aug 29
just gonna start posting some of my fav pics of my dog Cowboy in this thread over time so they don’t all just live on Twitter or my hard drive
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Heard my cousins talking about stranger things and describing a "demogorogon" so I got them super high and I'm showing them The Thing and the amount of screaming happening rn is possibly my greatest accomplishment
December 28, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Heard my cousins talking about stranger things and describing a "demogorogon" so I got them super high and I'm showing them The Thing and the amount of screaming happening rn is possibly my greatest accomplishment
the L word slur (low information voter)
December 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
the L word slur (low information voter)
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"oj, purple stuff, sunny delight..."
December 27, 2025 at 11:38 PM
"oj, purple stuff, sunny delight..."
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There's no doubt about it - spend enough time in Night City, and you're eventually going to run into some gonks. Can you guess who you want by your side when the gonks roll up? That's right - some chooms.
December 27, 2025 at 7:22 PM
There's no doubt about it - spend enough time in Night City, and you're eventually going to run into some gonks. Can you guess who you want by your side when the gonks roll up? That's right - some chooms.
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calling it now: 2026 will be the year of the linux parking deck
December 27, 2025 at 5:48 PM
calling it now: 2026 will be the year of the linux parking deck
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Will brings up she can do this because her campaign "virtually prints money," but her campaign virtually prints money because she does stuff like this.
There is an enormous appetite to do good things right now in a system that rewards greed and evil. This very contrast created that money machine.
There is an enormous appetite to do good things right now in a system that rewards greed and evil. This very contrast created that money machine.
December 27, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Will brings up she can do this because her campaign "virtually prints money," but her campaign virtually prints money because she does stuff like this.
There is an enormous appetite to do good things right now in a system that rewards greed and evil. This very contrast created that money machine.
There is an enormous appetite to do good things right now in a system that rewards greed and evil. This very contrast created that money machine.
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why does the oven say piss…
December 27, 2025 at 2:13 AM
why does the oven say piss…
as someone who is really bad at consciously “networking”, but pretty good at making friends with people I respect in the industry, this is really the secret
once you realize it’s not about trading favors or any sort of transactional relationship, it’s pretty effortless if you don’t suck irl
once you realize it’s not about trading favors or any sort of transactional relationship, it’s pretty effortless if you don’t suck irl
Just gonna say this again for games sphere cus we get the same question:
Networking doesn't mean schmoozing up to famous people, it means making friends with your peers. Then in 10 years, 20, one of you might be famous? And sure you're still helping each other cus well yeah friends.
Make. Friends.
Networking doesn't mean schmoozing up to famous people, it means making friends with your peers. Then in 10 years, 20, one of you might be famous? And sure you're still helping each other cus well yeah friends.
Make. Friends.
Talking to one of these types at a con who asked how I 'got in' with so many 'famous writers' who I'd been talking to and I said "we made friends before anyone knew who we were decades ago by striking up interesting conversations and enjoying each other's company" and he kept re-asking the question.
December 27, 2025 at 1:15 AM
as someone who is really bad at consciously “networking”, but pretty good at making friends with people I respect in the industry, this is really the secret
once you realize it’s not about trading favors or any sort of transactional relationship, it’s pretty effortless if you don’t suck irl
once you realize it’s not about trading favors or any sort of transactional relationship, it’s pretty effortless if you don’t suck irl
imagine taking advice from a douchebag that lost his own election on how douchebags don’t win elections
at a deep instinctive level they can't recognise popular ideas or take them seriously
December 26, 2025 at 10:50 PM
imagine taking advice from a douchebag that lost his own election on how douchebags don’t win elections
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when i watch “mexico week” on gbbo again
JD VANCE THINKS BRITAIN & FRANCE ARE AMERICAS LIKELY ENEMIES.
The world is getting bizarrely screwed with this kind of bull being spewed out.
The world is getting bizarrely screwed with this kind of bull being spewed out.
December 26, 2025 at 10:27 PM
when i watch “mexico week” on gbbo again
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asking a fellow convention-goer to his face “are you black?”
This shit is made up, actually
December 26, 2025 at 9:24 PM
asking a fellow convention-goer to his face “are you black?”
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Remember how all the people with cooler heads said comparing them with nazis was being hysterical
ICE detain father shopping on Christmas Eve—then steal his family's groceries.
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
December 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Remember how all the people with cooler heads said comparing them with nazis was being hysterical
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joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this
December 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this
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Happy gotcha day to this lil sniffer / leg humper.
December 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Happy gotcha day to this lil sniffer / leg humper.
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they misspelled christmas on the title card lmao
December 26, 2025 at 3:55 AM
they misspelled christmas on the title card lmao
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Merry Christmas from goofus and goofus
December 25, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Merry Christmas from goofus and goofus
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christmas on bluesky
December 25, 2025 at 1:47 PM
christmas on bluesky
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rain day aura farming at the bagel shop
December 24, 2025 at 4:25 PM
rain day aura farming at the bagel shop
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