Korean Abdul Jabbar
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usually big spoon
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You’ll never guess what this post is about.
The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.
November 23, 2025 at 7:23 PM
You’ll never guess what this post is about.
$2000 check designed to get teens in on Republicans but they all have "I fucked your mom" in the memo field
November 23, 2025 at 6:57 AM
$2000 check designed to get teens in on Republicans but they all have "I fucked your mom" in the memo field
Trump is probably dying and I don't realy get my hopes up but truly the saddest thing is that his coterie is all fucked up and won't do anything funny like having him sign an EO that says "anime is not real" on his deathbed
November 23, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Trump is probably dying and I don't realy get my hopes up but truly the saddest thing is that his coterie is all fucked up and won't do anything funny like having him sign an EO that says "anime is not real" on his deathbed
Listening to a censored version, that a physical DJ is playing, of "Back That Azz Up" to screaming fans. Is this a DMCA thing? Karaoke law I am unaware of? Bars are shit and I just want my good screen? Who can say
November 23, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Listening to a censored version, that a physical DJ is playing, of "Back That Azz Up" to screaming fans. Is this a DMCA thing? Karaoke law I am unaware of? Bars are shit and I just want my good screen? Who can say
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When I said “Get Well Soon”, I meant, “Suffer A Little Longer”
November 23, 2025 at 6:19 AM
When I said “Get Well Soon”, I meant, “Suffer A Little Longer”
man i got all wistful reading a post like this, i honestly thought this kind of poster faded out like Dr Sam Beckett after being technically right about Dr Who on usenet or something
November 21, 2025 at 4:13 AM
man i got all wistful reading a post like this, i honestly thought this kind of poster faded out like Dr Sam Beckett after being technically right about Dr Who on usenet or something
All things told it is kind of exciting to think I might live through an actual cadaver synod
November 21, 2025 at 2:03 AM
All things told it is kind of exciting to think I might live through an actual cadaver synod
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The important thing is not whether the Trump performing sexual favors for Bill Clinton thing is true. The important thing is that we all pretend it’s true, and that someone asks Trump about it every day.
November 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
The important thing is not whether the Trump performing sexual favors for Bill Clinton thing is true. The important thing is that we all pretend it’s true, and that someone asks Trump about it every day.
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now that women have ruined the workplace we should just get rid of it
November 9, 2025 at 2:33 AM
now that women have ruined the workplace we should just get rid of it
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Attention all shoppers: your store rewards program is now tied to your performance at scanning and bagging your groceries in the self-checkout line
November 8, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Attention all shoppers: your store rewards program is now tied to your performance at scanning and bagging your groceries in the self-checkout line
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Posting with alt text.
Because this deserves to be widely read.
Because this deserves to be widely read.
October 18, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Posting with alt text.
Because this deserves to be widely read.
Because this deserves to be widely read.
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I’m pleased to announce that today is the 10th anniversary of Mr. G getting absolutely BODIED by a PIX11 sports reporter over the number of days until Christmas. Are there 48 days until Christmas? We may never know.
November 6, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I’m pleased to announce that today is the 10th anniversary of Mr. G getting absolutely BODIED by a PIX11 sports reporter over the number of days until Christmas. Are there 48 days until Christmas? We may never know.
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racist uncles at thanksgiving saying “mamdani” with food in their mouths supercut
November 6, 2025 at 3:32 PM
racist uncles at thanksgiving saying “mamdani” with food in their mouths supercut
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A cool Interesting Times topic would be "We Put Ross Douthat Into One of Those Drive-Thru Tubes at the Bank, and this is the Sound it Made When We Pushed the Button"
November 6, 2025 at 1:56 PM
A cool Interesting Times topic would be "We Put Ross Douthat Into One of Those Drive-Thru Tubes at the Bank, and this is the Sound it Made When We Pushed the Button"
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Make sure you’ve got a pair of 3D glasses for tomorrow’s ep of The Alan Dershowitz Show
November 5, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Make sure you’ve got a pair of 3D glasses for tomorrow’s ep of The Alan Dershowitz Show
I know there are tona of circumstances here but a good old fashioned off year ass pounding is what I needed tonight
November 5, 2025 at 6:22 AM
I know there are tona of circumstances here but a good old fashioned off year ass pounding is what I needed tonight
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Her eyes were cloudy...like a Waffle House window.
October 16, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Her eyes were cloudy...like a Waffle House window.
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A great thing about living in North Carolina is that every single day you will see at least one sinister vulture perched atop a barren, twisted tree and it really does set the appropriate tone for These Days.
November 4, 2025 at 2:12 PM
A great thing about living in North Carolina is that every single day you will see at least one sinister vulture perched atop a barren, twisted tree and it really does set the appropriate tone for These Days.
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The hottest DOS game sound card test 🥵
📺: System Shock, Looking Glass Studios, 1994
📺: System Shock, Looking Glass Studios, 1994
June 19, 2025 at 2:15 PM
The hottest DOS game sound card test 🥵
📺: System Shock, Looking Glass Studios, 1994
📺: System Shock, Looking Glass Studios, 1994
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there's a scene in Tenet where way in the background you can see a clown flying feet first into a cannon
January 14, 2024 at 5:41 AM
there's a scene in Tenet where way in the background you can see a clown flying feet first into a cannon
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43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
October 28, 2025 at 12:23 PM
43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
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because it’s dull, you twit, it’ll hurt more
October 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
because it’s dull, you twit, it’ll hurt more
WE GOTTA GET <checks notes> CHAUNCEY BILLUPS!
October 26, 2025 at 7:31 PM
WE GOTTA GET <checks notes> CHAUNCEY BILLUPS!