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Korean Abdul Jabbar
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Fundraising will continue until morale improves.
February 12, 2026 at 8:13 PM
re: Elon's Moon City
February 12, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Has anyone told Trump that people are laughing about his Gold Card Visas? Even betting on it! Not me though, I like the system and Donald Trump is not a king. He cannot just call the consulate in Belarus and tell them to give just one away to a weird billionaire, that would lose democrats money!
February 12, 2026 at 5:15 PM
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Olympic athletes retiring at 28 while a slippery shower is a direct threat to 1/3 of the U.S. legislative body.
February 12, 2026 at 5:41 AM
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It ain’t over til Minnesota has ICE’s battle flag
February 12, 2026 at 2:18 PM
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if you want to get mad at people for not swearing today to vote for Newsom if he winds up the candidate, why stop there. why not say they have to vote for the noid and then pretend to get mad when they say they won’t do that either
February 12, 2026 at 4:15 PM
brb doordashing this
February 12, 2026 at 4:39 PM
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I saw some chickens on TV last night and I thought without hesitation "I wish I was a chicken"
February 12, 2026 at 3:03 PM
make america brazil again.
Hoping 2026 is a big year for auto-turret accidents.
February 12, 2026 at 3:01 PM
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my friend @osullyville.bsky.social is in suspension limbo. they took his account down because he was posting two newborn pandas he was raising—and yes, nursing—as his own. but it’s legal to own them under the recent farm bill, something the “moderators” on here don’t seem up to speed on
February 11, 2026 at 5:56 PM
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sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young
February 10, 2026 at 7:51 PM
I cannot tell if Trump is a Warlock or a very powerful WIld Mage. Roll on the table to see if Nicki Minaj is a citizen.
February 11, 2026 at 5:01 PM
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BREAKING: The Seattle Seahawks have won the Super Bowl
February 11, 2026 at 2:49 PM
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in fact you do not have to show your ID when you board a train in the united states, you only need to show your ticket (which can be purchased without an ID)
Markwayne Mullin defends "show me your papers": "If you're here legally, there's nothing to hide. Most people already are walking around with a government-issued ID, meaning your Real ID or your driver's license. If you go board a train here, you gotta show your ID."
February 11, 2026 at 1:59 PM
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making the world a better place one breakfast sandwich at a time
February 11, 2026 at 3:36 PM
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Left: Hackneyed cartoon exaggerating moral weakness of “you made me like this” losers.

Right: actual Marc Randazza on Twitter.
February 10, 2026 at 8:57 PM
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When a sitting representative refers to the Super Bowl halftime show as “pornography,” people should use that to reflect on how they and other representatives are simultaneously working to ban, censor, and restrict “pornography” and what that actually means
February 10, 2026 at 6:52 PM
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the goal of dems while they’re in the minority should be to get these people to ideate
HOOOOOO boy.

Rep. LaMonica McIver (D-N.J.): "Do you consider yourself a religious man?"

Lyons: "Yes ma'am."

McIver: "How do you think Judgement Day will work for you with so much blood on your hands?"

"Do you think you're going to hell, Mr. Lyons?"
February 10, 2026 at 7:35 PM
next president should install wood panelling
February 10, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Everybody has to have eBayed all their stuff by now right? Do people still bid on shit?
February 9, 2026 at 10:59 PM
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Like and repost if you want more goth punk bimbo heathcliff.
February 9, 2026 at 2:02 PM
February 9, 2026 at 2:42 PM
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drawing a big line on my whiteboard between "straight white guy podcasts" and "queer ppl dogshit web comics"
January 30, 2026 at 3:59 PM