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*trailer narrator* This Fall: It’s Longstocking Day
the pipi longstocking cinematic universe when
February 11, 2026 at 7:57 AM
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You all do know that Occupy Democrats is a shady disinformation op, right? If you’re still following them, please do your research and unfollow them. Stop giving these nefarious people credibility and traffic and clear your information environment of them. Yes, the “far left” can be dangerous, too.
February 11, 2026 at 7:31 AM
People really need to understand that every single AI product on the market and Wilson the volleyball from the major motion picture “Castaway” share the same amount of selfhood.
February 11, 2026 at 5:10 AM
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Victor Wembanyama is especially in "playing on an eight-foot basket against his preteen nephews" mode tonight.
February 11, 2026 at 4:36 AM
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Oscar Nominee ‘Perfectly A Strangeness’ Acquired By Criterion Channel

https://www.inbella.com/1497994/oscar-nominee-perfectly-a-strangeness-acquired-by-criterion-channel/

EXCLUSIVE: Criterion Channel has acquired Alison McAlpine’s Oscar-nominated short documentary perfectly a strangeness, …
Oscar Nominee 'Perfectly A Strangeness' Acquired By Criterion Channel - INBELLA
‘Perfectly a strangeness’
www.inbella.com
February 11, 2026 at 4:00 AM
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“Palantir leadership sometimes refers to employees as “hobbits,” after the fictional Lord of the Rings characters. “

Is not even the most fucked up thing in this story but I believe it deserves its own notice!
www.wired.com/story/palant...
Palantir CEO Alex Karp Recorded a Video About ICE for His Employees
In a video shared with Palantir employees, Alex Karp did not explain how ICE is utilizing the company’s products. Instead, workers were told they can sign NDAs if they want detailed information.
www.wired.com
February 11, 2026 at 3:41 AM
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(Media) SCOOP: Weeks ago, the owner of the Washington City Paper had offered to purchase The Washington Post's sports and local sections, keeping their desks alive.

The Post reporters were laid off and the desks were shut down instead.

www.theverge.com/policy/87683...
Bezos could have saved WaPo’s sports and local journalists. He laid them off instead.
“The equation isn’t adding up.”
www.theverge.com
February 10, 2026 at 11:39 PM
I don’t know why, but this is hilarious.
February 11, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Can you believe MFers are EATING!?!
February 11, 2026 at 3:19 AM
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whoa, we're going to get House votes on Trump's tariffs? 👀👀
RULE VOTE FAILS, 217-214.

Three Republicans- Thomas Massie, Kevin Kiley, and Don Bacon - buck the party to allow floor consideration of measures to end Trump's tariffs.

The first such measure, likely on Canada tariffs, could come up as soon as tomorrow
Republicans have been holding this vote open for 40 minutes or so, but the holdouts- Massie, Kiley, Bacon, reportedly left the Capitol. The absent Republican is Greg Murphy (R-NC), who has missed a lot of time since a mid December surgery.

Not clear why Johnson is still holding this vote open
February 11, 2026 at 3:15 AM
February 11, 2026 at 2:59 AM
The Satanic Panic never stopped
Rep Mark Alford (R-MO) says House Rs are "investigating" Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime show & talking with FCC Commissioner Brendan Carr. Alford says he didn't watch the whole thing & also doesn't know Spanish but suspects it might have been "much worse than the Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction"
February 11, 2026 at 2:40 AM
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nothing will convince me shit like this isn't partly downstream from watching Bradley Cooper shoot an Iraqi kid with tears in his eyes
February 11, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Bruh.
Olympic Athlete Confesses To Cheating On GF After Winning
“This has been the worst week of my life,
kotaku.com
February 11, 2026 at 2:31 AM
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My heart breaks for these parents. “He’s my first born,” Susan Pretti said. “He’s the one that made me a mother. There was no reason he should have died that day.” www.nytimes.com/2026/02/10/u...
‘No Reason He Should Have Died’: Alex Pretti’s Parents Open Up
www.nytimes.com
February 11, 2026 at 2:22 AM
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Donald Trump's name does *not* appear in the Epstein Files 38,000 times.

Donald Trump’s name is in the Epstein Files MORE THAN A MILLION times
Trump is in the unredacted Epstein files "more than a million times," Raskin alleges
One document recounts that Trump said he "never" asked Epstein to leave Mar-a-Lago.
www.axios.com
February 10, 2026 at 10:35 PM
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big thanks to @theguardian.com for making my Musk-Epstein blogging workload a little lighter with this fantastic rundown of Kimbal Musk's sordid involvement with Epstein

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Epstein engineered intimate relationship for Tesla’s Kimbal Musk, emails show
Elon Musk’s younger brother and the woman were involved for about six months between 2012 and 2013
www.theguardian.com
February 10, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Oldest selfie on your phone.

(Don’t tell anyone I occasionally miss smoking (also, don’t smoke)).
February 10, 2026 at 11:02 PM
God bless all the people who don’t know how to be poor or resourceful. Some of them ain’t gonna make it.
We will be rebuilding our destroyed society from whatever we can piece together from cassette tapes, Betamax tapes, and scraps of old books and zines
making a list of american institutions that are meeting this moment, and so far I've got burning man and paleontology down here... guess we're rebuilding society around the study of dinosaur bones and doing drugs in the desert
February 10, 2026 at 10:49 PM
The pork tenderloin sandwich and/or the pierogi
While Buffalo wings are now a ubiquitous app all over the country, not every regional food goes national. What cuisine from YOUR region do you most want to share with the country/world?
February 10, 2026 at 10:42 PM
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NEW: In addition to corresponding with Jeffery Epstein during the interview process to become Baylor president, DOJ emails reveal that Ken Starr hosted Epstein and his girlfriend Karyna Shuliak in Waco, on Baylor's campus in 2012 during Starr's presidency.
www.chron.com/culture/arti...
'Come see me': Ex-Baylor president hosted Epstein at Waco campus in 2012
Newly released emails confirm an even deeper history between Epstein and Starr.
www.chron.com
February 10, 2026 at 10:24 PM
“We left with all our children.”
February 10, 2026 at 4:21 PM
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Just a reminder that despite doing a good thing on the Epstein Files, Thomas Massie is a deeply unserious person.
February 10, 2026 at 3:42 PM
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the investigation
February 10, 2026 at 3:11 PM