Kris Wernowsky
banner
kriswernowsky.com
Kris Wernowsky
@kriswernowsky.com
I have friends everywhere.
Ladies and Gentlemen, The Weekend
Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here
December 27, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Ted Nugent fans will really appreciate the difference
I'm sure the 22 million people whose healthcare premiums will triple in six days are delighted by this news, you inhuman fuck.
December 27, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Wait, Thiel didn’t leave on the Austin mothership?
December 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Reposted by Kris Wernowsky
I want to be very clear now so people cannot act confused later when he says “Election Fraud” what he means is the people of Philadelphia, Detroit, and Atlanta have their votes counted as legitimate.
Trump frustrated at never-ending Epstein saga, calls on DOJ to release names of only Dems connected to Epstein to “embarrass them” and suggests that despite legal requirement to release everything, DOJ should consider saying “no more.”
December 26, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Reposted by Kris Wernowsky
1. End Citizens United
2. Tax the rich
3. Prosecute wage theft
4. Pass Medicare for All
5. Vote out bought, corrupt politicians
December 26, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Reposted by Kris Wernowsky
"Big man on campus." Herblock, February 1967. In 1966 Reagan promised that, if elected California governor, he would set up a commission to investigate why “the campus has become a rallying point for Communism and a center of sexual misconduct.”
December 26, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Reposted by Kris Wernowsky
A fun game to play sometimes is "Who wrote this passage about white people and Christians facing imminent extinction if something dramatic isn't done soon...Elon Musk or William L. Blessing?"
December 26, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Reposted by Kris Wernowsky
December 26, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Reposted by Kris Wernowsky
a FIRE takedown and Ken is all angry about it? for me? tis the Christmas season!
December 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Reposted by Kris Wernowsky
For those not following at home, “Heritage American” is a category of white supremacy covering people whose ancestors were white folks who were pioneers.
December 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Reposted by Kris Wernowsky
NYT when a trans man wants to take testosterone: 😡😡😡😡😡

NYT when a cis woman wants to take testosterone: 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
Earlier this year, we published an article on how women are increasingly seeking out testosterone to help with energy or their sex lives. We followed up with one woman who went on testosterone to help with her menopausal symptoms. The effects had unexpected consequences for her marriage.
What It’s Like When Your Wife Goes on Testosterone
She went on testosterone to help with her menopausal symptoms. The effects had unexpected consequences for their marriage.
nyti.ms
December 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Reposted by Kris Wernowsky
What makes the current moment especially dangerous is how openly this agenda is being articulated—and these ideas are being laundered through think tanks, legal strategies, and policy roadmaps designed for immediate implementation. trib.al/VIsWxCg
The Right-Wing Campaign to Bring Back Gender Segregation in Schools
The people who brought you “Project 2025” sure seem to be ramping up an attack on equality in higher ed.
trib.al
December 26, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Reposted by Kris Wernowsky
2pm. Day after Christmas. Ben Folds sneaks out to catch a matinee of Marty Supreme after his girlfriend naps, post-abortion.
December 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Reposted by Kris Wernowsky
(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
December 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Loser shit
[Pryor] Ryan Kennedy, the Lions fan involved in the altercation with DK Metcalf, held a press conference. Unclear his full message because the audio on their zoom was muted until halfway through

He did ask “DeKaylin” to tell people he didnt use racial slur or hate speech twitter.com/bepryor/stat...
December 26, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Reposted by Kris Wernowsky
@briangaar.bsky.social breaking containment. This is a real website.
December 26, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Reposted by Kris Wernowsky
can someone free Christian Bale from David O. Russell prison
December 26, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Reposted by Kris Wernowsky
The lecturer in question is our colleague in children’s literature studies. She is a brilliant scholar and from all accounts a gifted teacher.

This ruling is infuriating… at the end of the day, it is our students’ education that will suffer.
Texas A&M University will not reinstate a lecturer who was fired after a video of her teaching about gender identity in a children’s literature class went viral, despite a faculty appeals panel unanimously concluding that her dismissal was not justified.
Texas A&M won’t reinstate fired lecturer despite findings
A vice chancellor upheld the firing of Melissa McCoul, seen in a viral video being confronted by a student on her gender identity teachings, saying the termination was done with “good cause.”
www.texastribune.org
December 26, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Reposted by Kris Wernowsky
At a start of day meeting, the dispatch team asked us drivers if anyone had any questions about the new information Amazon had given us.

One driver raises his hand.

"Yes?"

"Yeah, I quit," he says as he drops his vest and badge to the ground and walks to his car.
December 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Reposted by Kris Wernowsky
we were supposed to get a new couch delivered yesterday between 6:30 and 10:30, but the ETA just kept getting pushed back. and I finally called dispatch or w/e at 10:15 and he said the drivers appear to have just bailed out at 8:30 and turned off their phones and went to bed. kind of king shit tbh
December 20, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Reposted by Kris Wernowsky
james cameron every few years
December 26, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Remember the era of “chefs are the new rock stars.” How embarrassing for everyone.
December 26, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Big deals on Perv Peepers.
December 26, 2025 at 4:13 PM
My all means, slop up all of the military equipment you’re putting this in.
Can't wait for the loosened up, non-perfect, but quickly shipped AI-enhanced updates to hit my banking and insurance services next year.

Im sure there will be no issues there at all.
December 26, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Teslas are glorified bricked tech attached to a subscription service. Get you a car that’s yours.
you have my attention
December 26, 2025 at 2:42 PM