Kris Wernowsky
@kriswernowsky.com
Is it because he’s a lecherous attention seeker?
(See, you don’t know which one I’m talking about)
(See, you don’t know which one I’m talking about)
November 11, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Is it because he’s a lecherous attention seeker?
(See, you don’t know which one I’m talking about)
(See, you don’t know which one I’m talking about)
When the sun starts going down at 4:26 p.m.
November 11, 2025 at 1:01 AM
When the sun starts going down at 4:26 p.m.
What's the matter, honey? You've barely touched your food-bourne illness.
November 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
What's the matter, honey? You've barely touched your food-bourne illness.
Every time Tim Kaine blows into this, your insurance premiums get more expensive.
November 10, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Every time Tim Kaine blows into this, your insurance premiums get more expensive.
Learning Senate Dems might cave
November 9, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Learning Senate Dems might cave
Kenny Boy is a straight-up all-timer side character. Up there with Newman, the Costanzas and Uncle Leo. Kirk Fox’s monologue in the elder heist episode of Reservation Dogs is 👨🍳🤌🏻
November 7, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Kenny Boy is a straight-up all-timer side character. Up there with Newman, the Costanzas and Uncle Leo. Kirk Fox’s monologue in the elder heist episode of Reservation Dogs is 👨🍳🤌🏻
There’s a chance you won’t.
November 7, 2025 at 1:12 AM
There’s a chance you won’t.
You in six months asking for seconds on your microplastics
November 7, 2025 at 12:09 AM
You in six months asking for seconds on your microplastics
When a skeet gets no likes.
November 5, 2025 at 4:48 PM
When a skeet gets no likes.
You will NEVER see the ideological opposite of this ad. Ever.
November 5, 2025 at 12:01 PM
You will NEVER see the ideological opposite of this ad. Ever.
We’re the onions, kid. We’re the fuel. We’re the mustard that explodes when there’s too much friction in the air.
November 5, 2025 at 4:01 AM
We’re the onions, kid. We’re the fuel. We’re the mustard that explodes when there’s too much friction in the air.
Things getting us through American Life:
— Ghost of Yōtei
— Elections are tomorrow (maybe the last free and fair one)
— If I Had Legs I'd Kick You, in theaters, nationwide
— Pretending Dillon Brooks isn't playing for the Suns
— Saw the Cavs (lose) live
— That extra hour of sleep
— These dogs:
— Ghost of Yōtei
— Elections are tomorrow (maybe the last free and fair one)
— If I Had Legs I'd Kick You, in theaters, nationwide
— Pretending Dillon Brooks isn't playing for the Suns
— Saw the Cavs (lose) live
— That extra hour of sleep
— These dogs:
November 3, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Things getting us through American Life:
— Ghost of Yōtei
— Elections are tomorrow (maybe the last free and fair one)
— If I Had Legs I'd Kick You, in theaters, nationwide
— Pretending Dillon Brooks isn't playing for the Suns
— Saw the Cavs (lose) live
— That extra hour of sleep
— These dogs:
— Ghost of Yōtei
— Elections are tomorrow (maybe the last free and fair one)
— If I Had Legs I'd Kick You, in theaters, nationwide
— Pretending Dillon Brooks isn't playing for the Suns
— Saw the Cavs (lose) live
— That extra hour of sleep
— These dogs:
This is lovely. An ex and I got an abused and, frankly, mean year-old minpin from a rescue. I ended up with him after we split. He became the best little boy who lived to be 17. Always happy to hear other stories of good rescues. Our little one (right) was pulled from a mill. Theo's in her thoughts.
November 3, 2025 at 3:37 PM
This is lovely. An ex and I got an abused and, frankly, mean year-old minpin from a rescue. I ended up with him after we split. He became the best little boy who lived to be 17. Always happy to hear other stories of good rescues. Our little one (right) was pulled from a mill. Theo's in her thoughts.
Visited the ladies of the Red Light District in Mike Pence's Indiana
November 2, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Visited the ladies of the Red Light District in Mike Pence's Indiana
Beyond that, Walmart is a huge beneficiary of SNAP benefits. About a quarter of all SNAP spending is done at a Walmart. It is rewarded by the government for underpaying workers who rely on the government (not to mention the real estate tax loopholes and tax incentives).
November 2, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Beyond that, Walmart is a huge beneficiary of SNAP benefits. About a quarter of all SNAP spending is done at a Walmart. It is rewarded by the government for underpaying workers who rely on the government (not to mention the real estate tax loopholes and tax incentives).
It’s been 47 years since an irresponsible mental health practitioner and the Haddonfield Police Department murdered an innocent man. Justice for Ben Tramer.
November 1, 2025 at 4:01 AM
It’s been 47 years since an irresponsible mental health practitioner and the Haddonfield Police Department murdered an innocent man. Justice for Ben Tramer.
NBA downtime entertainment is unmatched. The Cleveland Cavs’ Wine & Goldies absolutely brought it.
October 31, 2025 at 11:53 PM
NBA downtime entertainment is unmatched. The Cleveland Cavs’ Wine & Goldies absolutely brought it.