Norm
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"I understood what he meant when he said I sucked." -- Todd Snider
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i don't think the leagues should act like they're in competition to one another but if we were going to pick at that bone i think a more relevant data point is that the fall classic last year was an all-timer knock-down 7 game brawler and the super bowl we just watched was a prolonged wet fart
Your annual MLB vs NFL parity report
Champs last 10 seasons:
MLB: 7 teams
NFL 6 teams
Teams in "finals" last 10 seasons:
MLB 13
NFL 9
Reminder: The NFL is the "any team can win" league
Champs last 10 seasons:
MLB: 7 teams
NFL 6 teams
Teams in "finals" last 10 seasons:
MLB 13
NFL 9
Reminder: The NFL is the "any team can win" league
February 9, 2026 at 5:12 PM
i don't think the leagues should act like they're in competition to one another but if we were going to pick at that bone i think a more relevant data point is that the fall classic last year was an all-timer knock-down 7 game brawler and the super bowl we just watched was a prolonged wet fart
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If you need me to, I’ll keep reminding you.
February 9, 2026 at 3:10 PM
If you need me to, I’ll keep reminding you.
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I hate every one of these de-aged commercials, for reasons I cannot quite articulate
February 9, 2026 at 1:01 AM
I hate every one of these de-aged commercials, for reasons I cannot quite articulate
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watching lindsay vonn and internalizing the important lesson of never trying to do anything past the age of 40
February 8, 2026 at 6:59 PM
watching lindsay vonn and internalizing the important lesson of never trying to do anything past the age of 40
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i should be called the quad goddess bc i can eat four eclairs in one sitting
February 9, 2026 at 2:27 PM
i should be called the quad goddess bc i can eat four eclairs in one sitting
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INVENTOR OF CROUTONS: i hate the roof of my mouth so fucking much
February 9, 2026 at 3:15 PM
INVENTOR OF CROUTONS: i hate the roof of my mouth so fucking much
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when she tells me she needs to touch grass
February 9, 2026 at 5:40 PM
when she tells me she needs to touch grass
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at the end of the day, it’s just me, myself and this pie
February 9, 2026 at 12:11 PM
at the end of the day, it’s just me, myself and this pie
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Brewer? I barley even know er
February 9, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Brewer? I barley even know er
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Before leaving the vet, the receptionist mentioned the bill and I said "Put it on my Tabby" and the cat looked like "See what I gotta deal with?"
February 9, 2026 at 12:47 PM
Before leaving the vet, the receptionist mentioned the bill and I said "Put it on my Tabby" and the cat looked like "See what I gotta deal with?"
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you asked chat cpt? well, i took some gas station boner pills so i guess we’re both dumb
February 9, 2026 at 5:30 PM
you asked chat cpt? well, i took some gas station boner pills so i guess we’re both dumb
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It’s not just the racism. People mad about these artists have no intellectual curiosity either. No interest in poetry, lyricism, history, dance, food, clothing, symbolism, imagery, etc.
They are gold fish brains trying to comprehend the work of Pulitzer Prize winning artists lol.
They are gold fish brains trying to comprehend the work of Pulitzer Prize winning artists lol.
Bad Bunny, Kendrick Lamar, and Beyonce are three of the most globally popular artists rn. We are so lucky they are so smart and work so hard to use their art to teach cultural history lessons through music, dance, and visually magnificent sets when they could just stand there in jorts and lip sync.
February 9, 2026 at 5:46 PM
It’s not just the racism. People mad about these artists have no intellectual curiosity either. No interest in poetry, lyricism, history, dance, food, clothing, symbolism, imagery, etc.
They are gold fish brains trying to comprehend the work of Pulitzer Prize winning artists lol.
They are gold fish brains trying to comprehend the work of Pulitzer Prize winning artists lol.
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When you read Kid Rock's lyrics your ass is gonna WISH that shit was in a foreign language.
February 9, 2026 at 5:17 PM
When you read Kid Rock's lyrics your ass is gonna WISH that shit was in a foreign language.
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hey gang. just wanted to give everyone an update re: those promises I've been making for the last ten years about how I was going to weave a ladder out of dreams and climb up to heaven. it was just a joke basically
February 9, 2026 at 5:51 PM
hey gang. just wanted to give everyone an update re: those promises I've been making for the last ten years about how I was going to weave a ladder out of dreams and climb up to heaven. it was just a joke basically
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nobody calls their friend and says whasssuuuuuupppppppp anymore, sad
February 9, 2026 at 2:52 PM
nobody calls their friend and says whasssuuuuuupppppppp anymore, sad
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one of the highlights to being the parent of a 2yo is going through your kids pockets after you put them to bed and seeing all the things they found interesting throughout the day tucked inside
February 9, 2026 at 11:13 AM
one of the highlights to being the parent of a 2yo is going through your kids pockets after you put them to bed and seeing all the things they found interesting throughout the day tucked inside
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after all why not? why shouldn't I believe it's butter?
February 9, 2026 at 5:52 AM
after all why not? why shouldn't I believe it's butter?
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clearly my kids have figured out that when I’m drinking a margarita they can ask me for stuff and I’ll say yes so no more margaritas for me I guess
February 9, 2026 at 10:46 AM
clearly my kids have figured out that when I’m drinking a margarita they can ask me for stuff and I’ll say yes so no more margaritas for me I guess
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In order to fall from grace, you have to first be graceful…which I’m not, so I’m not worried about it.
February 9, 2026 at 1:18 PM
In order to fall from grace, you have to first be graceful…which I’m not, so I’m not worried about it.
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it's hard to let your haters be your motivators when you're so universally beloved
February 9, 2026 at 4:18 PM
it's hard to let your haters be your motivators when you're so universally beloved
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Kid Rock makes music for men that think washing their asshole is “gay”
February 9, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Kid Rock makes music for men that think washing their asshole is “gay”
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Note to self: Self does not want anymore notes
February 9, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Note to self: Self does not want anymore notes
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𝘉𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘞𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳 by the Doobie Brothers is my favorite song about coffee.
February 9, 2026 at 10:19 AM
𝘉𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘞𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳 by the Doobie Brothers is my favorite song about coffee.
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if i had a bunny, i’d name him Bad. if i had a dog, i’d name him Snoop. if i had a cat, i’d name her Doja. if i had a snake, I’d name him White. if i had a hammer, i’d name it MC. if i had a
February 9, 2026 at 2:15 PM
if i had a bunny, i’d name him Bad. if i had a dog, i’d name him Snoop. if i had a cat, i’d name her Doja. if i had a snake, I’d name him White. if i had a hammer, i’d name it MC. if i had a
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Them: you better not be back on ur bushshit
Me, rollin in:
Me, rollin in:
February 9, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Them: you better not be back on ur bushshit
Me, rollin in:
Me, rollin in: