Norm
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"I understood what he meant when he said I sucked." -- Todd Snider
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Its never too late to regift that holiday trauma.
December 26, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Its never too late to regift that holiday trauma.
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Number one YouTube line I've heard playing from my father-in-law's phone today is a dude who sounds like Toby Keith saying "men over 50, I'm about to tell you about the viral tomato sauce trick." I assume it's something to do with either buying gold or prostate health, he skips away pretty fast.
December 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Number one YouTube line I've heard playing from my father-in-law's phone today is a dude who sounds like Toby Keith saying "men over 50, I'm about to tell you about the viral tomato sauce trick." I assume it's something to do with either buying gold or prostate health, he skips away pretty fast.
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(jack nicholson plunging an axe through a wooden door as shelly duvall screams) the aristocrats!
December 26, 2025 at 3:23 AM
(jack nicholson plunging an axe through a wooden door as shelly duvall screams) the aristocrats!
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FAFO
Found
A
Fun
Object!
Found
A
Fun
Object!
December 26, 2025 at 3:17 AM
FAFO
Found
A
Fun
Object!
Found
A
Fun
Object!
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santa claus has died
December 25, 2025 at 12:21 PM
santa claus has died
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*handing a roll of eco friendly reindeer poop bags to santa as he climbs out of the fireplace*
December 25, 2025 at 3:15 AM
*handing a roll of eco friendly reindeer poop bags to santa as he climbs out of the fireplace*
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For obvious reasons I'm no longer a person with thoughts
December 25, 2025 at 11:38 PM
For obvious reasons I'm no longer a person with thoughts
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“Who am I kidding?”
- me, to me
- me, to me
December 24, 2025 at 6:09 PM
“Who am I kidding?”
- me, to me
- me, to me
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B🎄NGER
Chris Cornell - Ave Maria
YouTube video by DrunkOnBumWine
www.youtube.com
December 25, 2024 at 3:53 AM
B🎄NGER
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They said I could be anything when I grow up so now I'm a menace.
December 26, 2025 at 12:15 AM
They said I could be anything when I grow up so now I'm a menace.
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Wait! What's wrong with your eyes? Oh that, we had some radioactive shrimp.
December 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Wait! What's wrong with your eyes? Oh that, we had some radioactive shrimp.
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I grew up in the 80s so I think I know a thing or two about saying no to drugs
December 26, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I grew up in the 80s so I think I know a thing or two about saying no to drugs
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netflix asking me to rate a show i haven't finished watching yet feels like a mixture of pressure and mockery and somehow i will have my vengeance
December 26, 2025 at 12:17 AM
netflix asking me to rate a show i haven't finished watching yet feels like a mixture of pressure and mockery and somehow i will have my vengeance
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Lesser known than Richard the Lionheart was George the Horsedick
December 26, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Lesser known than Richard the Lionheart was George the Horsedick
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merry la croixmas
December 25, 2025 at 2:39 PM
merry la croixmas
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I once navidad, just so I could feliz something
December 26, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I once navidad, just so I could feliz something
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I tried finding romance at my favorite supermarket but I should have known better than to go looking for love in Aldi wrong places.
December 26, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I tried finding romance at my favorite supermarket but I should have known better than to go looking for love in Aldi wrong places.
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~ is short for Tilda Swinton
June 1, 2025 at 4:43 PM
~ is short for Tilda Swinton
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Things started to unravel when we chose to replace the liberal arts with MMA.
December 25, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Things started to unravel when we chose to replace the liberal arts with MMA.
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So now we’re back to the idea that people who are alone must be that way because they’re bad. In my experience, the worst people I’ve ever met were masters at weaving webs of dependency and mutual obligation, and woe betide anyone who tried to slip free.
December 25, 2025 at 8:37 PM
So now we’re back to the idea that people who are alone must be that way because they’re bad. In my experience, the worst people I’ve ever met were masters at weaving webs of dependency and mutual obligation, and woe betide anyone who tried to slip free.
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Resolved: I will be making no resolutions.
December 25, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Resolved: I will be making no resolutions.
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nepotism? no thank you. nettipotism? well
December 25, 2025 at 7:47 PM
nepotism? no thank you. nettipotism? well
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Don't disturb the Christmas wasps, their hive doing double duty as a tree topper.
December 25, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Don't disturb the Christmas wasps, their hive doing double duty as a tree topper.
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I didn’t get you anything this year. Here, take some likes and maybe a repost
December 25, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I didn’t get you anything this year. Here, take some likes and maybe a repost