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sweetie π
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six feet of radioactive decay and candy 🎄

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shopping for black friday cremation package deals
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Gorgeous sky here tonight in the Gold Coast
November 27, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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hug your pets and set them places at the table; put your family in crates
(if they cannot behave)
🧡🦃
November 27, 2025 at 12:31 PM
go ahead and kneecap them when it comes to your favorite leftovers it’s highlander rules
November 28, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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For this holiday season I’m going to respond to all questions from my drunk relatives with various song lyrics.
November 25, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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This day in history. 1990. Charges against Axl Rose for assault with what the victim called "a really good bottle of Chardonnay" were dropped because there's no such thing.
November 28, 2023 at 10:43 AM
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i love feeling like a smol gurl next to the ocean
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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thankful for every last one of you raggamuffins*

*terms and conditions apply. please visit www dot thankful for you raggamuffins dot com for details
November 28, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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Our surroundings have always listened in on us, their capitalism is the environment of a perfect moment. "Your surroundings have their hands up, you are too paranoid for the presence of psychic shopping"
November 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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Two Thanksgivings in one day. Three in under a week. I am more mashed potato than man. More. More Thanksgivings. Make me so thankful I explode.
November 28, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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Well we did live in fairytales, maybe not great ones, but still way more fulfilling than reality.
November 28, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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hello 911 i ate too much
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 AM
on black friday proper meals don’t exist and boobs don’t need a bra
November 28, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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Eastern Bluebird

Tranquility...
November 28, 2025 at 11:15 AM
hunched over in a darkened corner of the kitchen eating leftover pie like i’m gollum with the ring
November 28, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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I stole this off Facebook from a nerdy cool kid I went to high school with.
November 28, 2025 at 12:26 AM
saved the turkey carcass to curl up in tonight
November 28, 2025 at 12:27 AM
next year i want to be seated at the dogs’ table
November 27, 2025 at 8:04 PM
happy thanksgiving, my darlings! 🦃🧡🍽
November 27, 2025 at 11:10 AM
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i’m so happy for him
November 26, 2025 at 10:48 PM
don’t forget to thaw out your in-laws tonight
November 27, 2025 at 1:48 AM
my cousin: we’re all checked into the hotel and thought we’d come over and hangout for a bit
me: no
November 27, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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The amount of butter in my mashed potatoes could only be described as reckless
November 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Merry Christmas Bluesky Peeps! Today is the final day of my 12 Days of Christmas Microwave Cooking Nightmares. The pièce de résistance: Classic Roasted Goose. I feel like "roasted" should be in air quotes, but either way mmmm... Goose. In a microwave.
December 25, 2024 at 8:50 PM
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That liminal space between the dimensions
Where what is and what may be
Gently collide...
November 26, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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starting a fight in the family group chat about how to pronounce pecan
November 26, 2025 at 7:30 PM