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Chestbursty
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"Your laugh is like a sunset," I say right before I nail gun my hand to the frame of a revolving door
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Just watched the Bad Bunny halftime show again. Missed so much last night: the sublime musicianship and choreography, the loving message of unity, the cartilage in the hips of all those young people, etc
February 10, 2026 at 12:52 AM
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(every morning I wake up in a boxing ring and I'm down for the 6 count
February 10, 2026 at 3:19 AM
This year is the 100th anniversary of the discovery of PCP just in case you wanted a reason tear a car door off with your bare hands in celebration
February 10, 2026 at 3:53 AM
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a hotdog that’s just hotdog skin
February 10, 2026 at 3:04 AM
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It's embarrassing when your waistband starts rolling down until your intestines are on the floor.
February 7, 2026 at 7:48 PM
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got some drafts locked and loaded thanks bluesky
February 9, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Thanks to these handy text alerts from the post office, I almost never need to go outside or put on pants. I'd put my pants on 3-4 times some days just for mail checking. Now it's a one-and-done pants application, saving me valuable time I can use for my many many breakdowns every day
February 10, 2026 at 1:42 AM
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February 9, 2026 at 11:31 PM
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This oak reaches horizontally toward a protected estuary and away from the unforgiving Atlantic. A little juniper is happy enough in its embrace
February 9, 2026 at 10:33 PM
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That a beautiful photo

My I share my teen child photo of snow
February 9, 2026 at 10:18 PM
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Trees on the margin have little commercial value but all of the duende
February 9, 2026 at 10:11 PM
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This is what babysitting is like if you're too high
February 9, 2026 at 11:54 PM
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If Bluesky wants to verify my age they can count the rings on my asshole
February 9, 2026 at 7:39 PM
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heads up to the american news media: I do not care what racists thought of the super bowl halftime show
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
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my sleepy valentine 💝😻
February 9, 2026 at 8:52 PM
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john lennon "imagine" voice: imagine eating a hot dog🎶
February 9, 2026 at 8:14 PM
I am just a furious little country mouse overwhelmed by these here city lights, I didn't mean any harm no foolin
February 10, 2026 at 1:10 AM
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Halloween costume idea
August 16, 2024 at 1:54 PM
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Far Side cowsplay

me and who
It works for some people and that’s terrific, but I don’t go out with people because they’re cute or because they think I’m cute (though that’s great). I go out with people because they want to do Far Side reenactments with me
February 10, 2026 at 12:12 AM
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Aioli! I'm walking over here.
February 10, 2026 at 12:17 AM
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January 6, 2026 at 12:18 AM
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DRAFTS? YOU WANT DRAFTS? I'VE GOT DRAFTS.

*hollow wind sounds through the haunted Victorian mansion of my body*
February 9, 2026 at 11:06 PM
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gatorade is owned by pepsico but it's the coca cola of the sports drink market. powerade in turn is owned by coca cola, but it's unquestionably the pepsi of sports drinks. this should be plainly obvious to all
February 9, 2026 at 10:03 PM
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I know what you are

Say it

Rudeboy
February 9, 2026 at 11:37 PM
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The Twilight series would have been better if they were all listening to ska the whole time
February 9, 2026 at 11:32 PM