Jessica Zellers
@stellagarp.bsky.social
Jessica is an editor for hire: https://bluemanuscript.com. Stella is her unpublished pseudonym. Currently in the Twin Cities but dreaming of someplace colder than Minnesota. Coming soon to a burlesque stage near you. She/they.
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No, but here’s an anagram:
I love to be a llama in my lane = emotionally available men
I love to be a llama in my lane = emotionally available men
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Gordon Lightfoot is an anagram for Gondor Fight Tool (the one true ring of power)
November 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Gordon Lightfoot is an anagram for Gondor Fight Tool (the one true ring of power)
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"truly it was out of curiosity"
November 11, 2025 at 3:49 AM
"truly it was out of curiosity"
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![Joyce Carol Oates quoting a tweet that says “wherever he [Elon Musk] goes, he wants to leave”:
"wherever he goes, he wants to leave"-- that's because when he gets there, he has brought his own self along; & whatever club he's invited to join has been devalued by the invitation.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:buy3qvqcj3o76leo6ap7pn2p/bafkreifilfbsxemfsambf4kqwolr24ld2ekqcrz4ybgv3bv7kzi5e6kppm@jpeg)
do y'all remember jco's foot picture? from that time it got infected? this balances that out
so joyce carol oates owned elon so hard he's been taking out ads on X saying he has in fact read a book and watched a movie and he's clearly spiraling and unable to recover from such a vicious own i say to my wife as she frantically pulls out of the driveway
November 11, 2025 at 2:13 AM
do y'all remember jco's foot picture? from that time it got infected? this balances that out
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Whore you, the apostrophe police?
November 8, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Whore you, the apostrophe police?
I love country music, but it makes me sad how many songs are about men who cheat on their wives or neglect their girlfriends or treat women casually. This one just came on, and the one before was Willie Nelson inadequately apologizing (“You Were Always on My Mind”).
Gentle On My Mind (Remastered 2001)
YouTube video by Glen Campbell - Topic
music.youtube.com
November 10, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I love country music, but it makes me sad how many songs are about men who cheat on their wives or neglect their girlfriends or treat women casually. This one just came on, and the one before was Willie Nelson inadequately apologizing (“You Were Always on My Mind”).
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...is there a lord marmalade?
November 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
...is there a lord marmalade?
Gordon Lightfoot is an anagram for Gondor Fight Tool (the one true ring of power)
November 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Gordon Lightfoot is an anagram for Gondor Fight Tool (the one true ring of power)
Accursed synchronicity
November 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Accursed synchronicity
If you are a masc-presenting person who is age appropriate and I see you reading a book, I am automatically checking for a wedding band / checking the title. Reading is sexy.
(Now if that title turns out to be some nonsense like The Art of the Deal or Atlas Shrugged, I'm walking that back)
(Now if that title turns out to be some nonsense like The Art of the Deal or Atlas Shrugged, I'm walking that back)
I find Herman Cain's posthumous works to be a disappointment.
November 10, 2025 at 7:08 PM
If you are a masc-presenting person who is age appropriate and I see you reading a book, I am automatically checking for a wedding band / checking the title. Reading is sexy.
(Now if that title turns out to be some nonsense like The Art of the Deal or Atlas Shrugged, I'm walking that back)
(Now if that title turns out to be some nonsense like The Art of the Deal or Atlas Shrugged, I'm walking that back)
Is that a library card in your pocket or are you just happy to see me
man who sits on the subway with his library card poking out of his pants pocket
November 10, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Is that a library card in your pocket or are you just happy to see me
these motherfuckers
One small part of the terrible Senate deal: “The bill would hand the beer industry a major win by restricting the sale of intoxicating hemp products. The hemp industry claims the provision threatens 325,000 jobs.” -Bloomberg News www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Shutdown Nears End as Democrats Agree to Funding Deal
The record-breaking US government shutdown is nearing an end after a group of moderate Senate Democrats agreed to support a deal to reopen the government and fund some departments and agencies for the...
www.bloomberg.com
November 10, 2025 at 6:23 PM
these motherfuckers
Senate Republicans this morning
November 10, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Senate Republicans this morning
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July 12, 2024 at 2:25 AM
you know who I haven't reskeeted recently? let me dig it up. that one that makes me mad every time I think about it. It's around here somewhere...
November 10, 2025 at 5:00 AM
you know who I haven't reskeeted recently? let me dig it up. that one that makes me mad every time I think about it. It's around here somewhere...
five days later and I am still marveling at the audacity. "I didn't mean to give that impression." Liar.
Look, I am not upset here. I was not pursuing this fella. He's welcome to block me. He's just a guy who chatted with me sometimes (you'll see it was mostly one-sided).
But this is typical: guys will say things like this that are clearly leading me on and then claim I'm mistaken when I say so.
But this is typical: guys will say things like this that are clearly leading me on and then claim I'm mistaken when I say so.
November 10, 2025 at 4:51 AM
five days later and I am still marveling at the audacity. "I didn't mean to give that impression." Liar.
WE HAVE SNOW ON THE GROUND
FLURRIES. WE HAVE FLURRIES.
November 10, 2025 at 4:26 AM
WE HAVE SNOW ON THE GROUND
Can You Spot the Dog
November 10, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Can You Spot the Dog
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I made a syrup from lemon, orange, coconut sugar, honey, and green tea and now I have mixed it with seltzer water and let me tell you
November 9, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I made a syrup from lemon, orange, coconut sugar, honey, and green tea and now I have mixed it with seltzer water and let me tell you
For those who haven't read it yet, here's a story about a guy I dated once. Today is his birthday.
It's a sad story. I share it occasionally because it reshaped who I am, and I wish people knew about it. I never know how to bring this up in real life.
It's a sad story. I share it occasionally because it reshaped who I am, and I wish people knew about it. I never know how to bring this up in real life.
The Worst Neighbor
Here’s a story I wish people knew. Pass on this if you don’t to read about violence and attempted suicide. But if you can, I hope you’ll read it. It’s a big part of me. 1/21
Here’s a story I wish people knew. Pass on this if you don’t to read about violence and attempted suicide. But if you can, I hope you’ll read it. It’s a big part of me. 1/21
November 9, 2025 at 10:06 PM
For those who haven't read it yet, here's a story about a guy I dated once. Today is his birthday.
It's a sad story. I share it occasionally because it reshaped who I am, and I wish people knew about it. I never know how to bring this up in real life.
It's a sad story. I share it occasionally because it reshaped who I am, and I wish people knew about it. I never know how to bring this up in real life.
As an elder millennial, I should never be required to place a telephone call to conduct business, but these are extraordinary times. I left Amy Klobuchar a message to hold the line.
retreating back now to my bluegrass
retreating back now to my bluegrass
What if we outlined a crime thriller and listened to Doc Watson this afternoon. What if we did that.
John Henry
YouTube video by Doc Watson - Topic
music.youtube.com
November 9, 2025 at 9:57 PM
As an elder millennial, I should never be required to place a telephone call to conduct business, but these are extraordinary times. I left Amy Klobuchar a message to hold the line.
retreating back now to my bluegrass
retreating back now to my bluegrass
What if we outlined a crime thriller and listened to Doc Watson this afternoon. What if we did that.
John Henry
YouTube video by Doc Watson - Topic
music.youtube.com
November 9, 2025 at 9:38 PM
What if we outlined a crime thriller and listened to Doc Watson this afternoon. What if we did that.
🎵Breaking the law, Breaking the law 🎵 (mixing plaids with stripes)
November 9, 2025 at 8:25 PM
🎵Breaking the law, Breaking the law 🎵 (mixing plaids with stripes)
Let’s fuck up some drumsticks
November 9, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Let’s fuck up some drumsticks