Jessica Zellers
@stellagarp.bsky.social
Jessica is an editor for hire: https://bluemanuscript.com. Stella is her unpublished pseudonym. Currently in the Twin Cities but dreaming of someplace colder than Minnesota. Coming soon to a burlesque stage near you. She/they.
Pinned
No, but here’s an anagram:
I love to be a llama in my lane = emotionally available men
I love to be a llama in my lane = emotionally available men
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man, share the memories you have about your people now. don't wait; just, like make that a regular thing. tell them why they matter to you all the fucking time. and tell them beautifully, poetically, the way you would reminisce about them. because that beauty is important.
November 8, 2025 at 6:03 PM
man, share the memories you have about your people now. don't wait; just, like make that a regular thing. tell them why they matter to you all the fucking time. and tell them beautifully, poetically, the way you would reminisce about them. because that beauty is important.
it's okay to make an exception for me though
writers! do not date writers
November 18, 2025 at 3:30 AM
it's okay to make an exception for me though
Esteem Canada if tourist
that is probably not the anagram you wanted but it is the anagram you are getting
that is probably not the anagram you wanted but it is the anagram you are getting
This might take me a while.
Favorite anagram = the one in my pinned skeet.
Favorite anagram = the one in my pinned skeet.
November 18, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Esteem Canada if tourist
that is probably not the anagram you wanted but it is the anagram you are getting
that is probably not the anagram you wanted but it is the anagram you are getting
Ernie singing “Dance Myself to Sleep,” featuring the Boogie Woogie sheep
November 18, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Ernie singing “Dance Myself to Sleep,” featuring the Boogie Woogie sheep
This might take me a while.
Favorite anagram = the one in my pinned skeet.
Favorite anagram = the one in my pinned skeet.
November 18, 2025 at 2:15 AM
This might take me a while.
Favorite anagram = the one in my pinned skeet.
Favorite anagram = the one in my pinned skeet.
More than any other writer, Stephen King has influenced my own prose style and helped me understand the possibilities of storytelling. He is not America’s best writer, but he is our best storyteller.
I like Agatha just fine though.
I like Agatha just fine though.
November 18, 2025 at 2:13 AM
More than any other writer, Stephen King has influenced my own prose style and helped me understand the possibilities of storytelling. He is not America’s best writer, but he is our best storyteller.
I like Agatha just fine though.
I like Agatha just fine though.
Whichever one persuades men to dress with flair.
(For me personally, I obviously missed my calling as a pinup girl in the mid twentieth century. I would have been so good at that.)
(For me personally, I obviously missed my calling as a pinup girl in the mid twentieth century. I would have been so good at that.)
November 18, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Whichever one persuades men to dress with flair.
(For me personally, I obviously missed my calling as a pinup girl in the mid twentieth century. I would have been so good at that.)
(For me personally, I obviously missed my calling as a pinup girl in the mid twentieth century. I would have been so good at that.)
Ah thank you. I’m still new to long hair. Pretty much the only styles I know are 1. Wear it long, 2. Ponytail or clip, or 3. Two milkmaid braids, either worn down or pinned up.
November 18, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Ah thank you. I’m still new to long hair. Pretty much the only styles I know are 1. Wear it long, 2. Ponytail or clip, or 3. Two milkmaid braids, either worn down or pinned up.
Flew back to Minnesota. It was a quick visit. Day trip…for me, it was usually to some trail or other to hike a mountain, but a trip to Pigeon Forge, Gatlinburg, and/or Dollywood could work.
The thing I miss most is the mountains. I seek beautiful scenery everywhere I go.
The thing I miss most is the mountains. I seek beautiful scenery everywhere I go.
November 18, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Flew back to Minnesota. It was a quick visit. Day trip…for me, it was usually to some trail or other to hike a mountain, but a trip to Pigeon Forge, Gatlinburg, and/or Dollywood could work.
The thing I miss most is the mountains. I seek beautiful scenery everywhere I go.
The thing I miss most is the mountains. I seek beautiful scenery everywhere I go.
*dutifully looks up Beamer Ball*
Ah. This is about college football. SURPRISE, here’s a question for you instead: who’s your favorite monster at the end of this book?
Ah. This is about college football. SURPRISE, here’s a question for you instead: who’s your favorite monster at the end of this book?
November 18, 2025 at 1:39 AM
*dutifully looks up Beamer Ball*
Ah. This is about college football. SURPRISE, here’s a question for you instead: who’s your favorite monster at the end of this book?
Ah. This is about college football. SURPRISE, here’s a question for you instead: who’s your favorite monster at the end of this book?
Yes. Thank you for asking. The bomb story is one reason I would like to see my memoir published. I describe it at length in that manuscript. But here’s a condensed version:
November 18, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Yes. Thank you for asking. The bomb story is one reason I would like to see my memoir published. I describe it at length in that manuscript. But here’s a condensed version:
Thank you, even if I don’t feel brave.
Logic puzzles are how I relax.
The right guy will not be intimidated but will be delighted to find an intellectual peer.* I have to believe this person exists.
*an intellectual peer with great tits
Logic puzzles are how I relax.
The right guy will not be intimidated but will be delighted to find an intellectual peer.* I have to believe this person exists.
*an intellectual peer with great tits
November 18, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Thank you, even if I don’t feel brave.
Logic puzzles are how I relax.
The right guy will not be intimidated but will be delighted to find an intellectual peer.* I have to believe this person exists.
*an intellectual peer with great tits
Logic puzzles are how I relax.
The right guy will not be intimidated but will be delighted to find an intellectual peer.* I have to believe this person exists.
*an intellectual peer with great tits
When my ex boyfriend detonated a bomb in the apartment building next door, it blasted out windows and started a fire. People heard it a mile away. I slept through it.
November 18, 2025 at 1:24 AM
When my ex boyfriend detonated a bomb in the apartment building next door, it blasted out windows and started a fire. People heard it a mile away. I slept through it.
I’m between editing projects, so I’ve got some time tonight. Going to solve logic puzzle and listen to music.
Drop a comment if you’d like a compliment, or use the link if you’d like to chat anonymously. Just keep it respectful.
Drop a comment if you’d like a compliment, or use the link if you’d like to chat anonymously. Just keep it respectful.
Anonymous messages!
Anonymous messages!
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November 18, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I’m between editing projects, so I’ve got some time tonight. Going to solve logic puzzle and listen to music.
Drop a comment if you’d like a compliment, or use the link if you’d like to chat anonymously. Just keep it respectful.
Drop a comment if you’d like a compliment, or use the link if you’d like to chat anonymously. Just keep it respectful.
Whack-a-Molester
The coward deactivated.
We'll make a note and give him a whack when he sticks his head back up.
We'll make a note and give him a whack when he sticks his head back up.
November 18, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Whack-a-Molester
Hi new followers! Here's what you can expect. also, I'm thinking pretty hard about getting into occasional smut posting, but I'll label that as adult, if it's not your thing.
✅ Daily Far Side cartoon with boutique captions
✅ Anagrams
✅ Writing, editing, books
✅ Thoughtful essays in convenient skeet form
✅ Fashion
✅ Fitness, dance, yoga
✅ Dog photos
✅ Cooking photos
✅ Progressive politics
✅ I’m nice
✅ sometimes I take off my clothes
✅ Anagrams
✅ Writing, editing, books
✅ Thoughtful essays in convenient skeet form
✅ Fashion
✅ Fitness, dance, yoga
✅ Dog photos
✅ Cooking photos
✅ Progressive politics
✅ I’m nice
✅ sometimes I take off my clothes
November 18, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Hi new followers! Here's what you can expect. also, I'm thinking pretty hard about getting into occasional smut posting, but I'll label that as adult, if it's not your thing.
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delete your account, @mikeferguson.bsky.social
November 17, 2025 at 11:48 PM
delete your account, @mikeferguson.bsky.social
To whoever it is who keeps digging for this days-old link, I admire your tenacity.
The Cormac McCarthy I recently finished was superb, as expected.
As with Tom Waits songs, I have many favorite Far Side panels—including the one you’re quoting.
The Cormac McCarthy I recently finished was superb, as expected.
As with Tom Waits songs, I have many favorite Far Side panels—including the one you’re quoting.
November 18, 2025 at 12:08 AM
To whoever it is who keeps digging for this days-old link, I admire your tenacity.
The Cormac McCarthy I recently finished was superb, as expected.
As with Tom Waits songs, I have many favorite Far Side panels—including the one you’re quoting.
The Cormac McCarthy I recently finished was superb, as expected.
As with Tom Waits songs, I have many favorite Far Side panels—including the one you’re quoting.
Just learned this creep has been perving in other women’s DMs. Block him: @mikeferguson.bsky.social
November 17, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Just learned this creep has been perving in other women’s DMs. Block him: @mikeferguson.bsky.social
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“Sure, she decided to get romantic with a subject of her work and seems to be one of the single-most self-obsessed people in a self-obsessed age, but racist?!”
November 17, 2025 at 5:50 PM
“Sure, she decided to get romantic with a subject of her work and seems to be one of the single-most self-obsessed people in a self-obsessed age, but racist?!”
I am thinking sinful thoughts.
November 17, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I am thinking sinful thoughts.
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Look nuzzi sucks but WORD CRIMES mixed with JOURNALISM CRIMES and EUGENACIST WHO DESERVES TO BE HATED is fucking catnip to folks a microblogging website and I am enjoying every train wreck thing and joke about it
November 17, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Look nuzzi sucks but WORD CRIMES mixed with JOURNALISM CRIMES and EUGENACIST WHO DESERVES TO BE HATED is fucking catnip to folks a microblogging website and I am enjoying every train wreck thing and joke about it
I made a chart about dogs. I hope you all find it helpful.
November 17, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I made a chart about dogs. I hope you all find it helpful.
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I am genuinely beginning to wonder if people do not know what "good writing" even is anymore. To call Olivia Nuzzi a good writer is an insult to life itself.
November 17, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I am genuinely beginning to wonder if people do not know what "good writing" even is anymore. To call Olivia Nuzzi a good writer is an insult to life itself.
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Editors have a really hard job, and the good ones can make something unreadable readable, and the great ones can make something unreadable into something good. But they're basically invisible, until someone tries to write without one.
November 17, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Editors have a really hard job, and the good ones can make something unreadable readable, and the great ones can make something unreadable into something good. But they're basically invisible, until someone tries to write without one.