Jessica Zellers
@stellagarp.bsky.social
Jessica is an editor for hire: https://bluemanuscript.com. Stella is her unpublished pseudonym. Currently in the Twin Cities but dreaming of someplace colder than Minnesota. Coming soon to a burlesque stage near you. She/they.
Ernie singing “Dance Myself to Sleep,” featuring the Boogie Woogie sheep
November 18, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Ernie singing “Dance Myself to Sleep,” featuring the Boogie Woogie sheep
This might take me a while.
Favorite anagram = the one in my pinned skeet.
Favorite anagram = the one in my pinned skeet.
November 18, 2025 at 2:15 AM
This might take me a while.
Favorite anagram = the one in my pinned skeet.
Favorite anagram = the one in my pinned skeet.
More than any other writer, Stephen King has influenced my own prose style and helped me understand the possibilities of storytelling. He is not America’s best writer, but he is our best storyteller.
I like Agatha just fine though.
I like Agatha just fine though.
November 18, 2025 at 2:13 AM
More than any other writer, Stephen King has influenced my own prose style and helped me understand the possibilities of storytelling. He is not America’s best writer, but he is our best storyteller.
I like Agatha just fine though.
I like Agatha just fine though.
Whichever one persuades men to dress with flair.
(For me personally, I obviously missed my calling as a pinup girl in the mid twentieth century. I would have been so good at that.)
(For me personally, I obviously missed my calling as a pinup girl in the mid twentieth century. I would have been so good at that.)
November 18, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Whichever one persuades men to dress with flair.
(For me personally, I obviously missed my calling as a pinup girl in the mid twentieth century. I would have been so good at that.)
(For me personally, I obviously missed my calling as a pinup girl in the mid twentieth century. I would have been so good at that.)
Ah thank you. I’m still new to long hair. Pretty much the only styles I know are 1. Wear it long, 2. Ponytail or clip, or 3. Two milkmaid braids, either worn down or pinned up.
November 18, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Ah thank you. I’m still new to long hair. Pretty much the only styles I know are 1. Wear it long, 2. Ponytail or clip, or 3. Two milkmaid braids, either worn down or pinned up.
Flew back to Minnesota. It was a quick visit. Day trip…for me, it was usually to some trail or other to hike a mountain, but a trip to Pigeon Forge, Gatlinburg, and/or Dollywood could work.
The thing I miss most is the mountains. I seek beautiful scenery everywhere I go.
The thing I miss most is the mountains. I seek beautiful scenery everywhere I go.
November 18, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Flew back to Minnesota. It was a quick visit. Day trip…for me, it was usually to some trail or other to hike a mountain, but a trip to Pigeon Forge, Gatlinburg, and/or Dollywood could work.
The thing I miss most is the mountains. I seek beautiful scenery everywhere I go.
The thing I miss most is the mountains. I seek beautiful scenery everywhere I go.
*dutifully looks up Beamer Ball*
Ah. This is about college football. SURPRISE, here’s a question for you instead: who’s your favorite monster at the end of this book?
Ah. This is about college football. SURPRISE, here’s a question for you instead: who’s your favorite monster at the end of this book?
November 18, 2025 at 1:39 AM
*dutifully looks up Beamer Ball*
Ah. This is about college football. SURPRISE, here’s a question for you instead: who’s your favorite monster at the end of this book?
Ah. This is about college football. SURPRISE, here’s a question for you instead: who’s your favorite monster at the end of this book?
Yes. Thank you for asking. The bomb story is one reason I would like to see my memoir published. I describe it at length in that manuscript. But here’s a condensed version:
November 18, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Yes. Thank you for asking. The bomb story is one reason I would like to see my memoir published. I describe it at length in that manuscript. But here’s a condensed version:
Thank you, even if I don’t feel brave.
Logic puzzles are how I relax.
The right guy will not be intimidated but will be delighted to find an intellectual peer.* I have to believe this person exists.
*an intellectual peer with great tits
Logic puzzles are how I relax.
The right guy will not be intimidated but will be delighted to find an intellectual peer.* I have to believe this person exists.
*an intellectual peer with great tits
November 18, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Thank you, even if I don’t feel brave.
Logic puzzles are how I relax.
The right guy will not be intimidated but will be delighted to find an intellectual peer.* I have to believe this person exists.
*an intellectual peer with great tits
Logic puzzles are how I relax.
The right guy will not be intimidated but will be delighted to find an intellectual peer.* I have to believe this person exists.
*an intellectual peer with great tits
When my ex boyfriend detonated a bomb in the apartment building next door, it blasted out windows and started a fire. People heard it a mile away. I slept through it.
November 18, 2025 at 1:24 AM
When my ex boyfriend detonated a bomb in the apartment building next door, it blasted out windows and started a fire. People heard it a mile away. I slept through it.
To whoever it is who keeps digging for this days-old link, I admire your tenacity.
The Cormac McCarthy I recently finished was superb, as expected.
As with Tom Waits songs, I have many favorite Far Side panels—including the one you’re quoting.
The Cormac McCarthy I recently finished was superb, as expected.
As with Tom Waits songs, I have many favorite Far Side panels—including the one you’re quoting.
November 18, 2025 at 12:08 AM
To whoever it is who keeps digging for this days-old link, I admire your tenacity.
The Cormac McCarthy I recently finished was superb, as expected.
As with Tom Waits songs, I have many favorite Far Side panels—including the one you’re quoting.
The Cormac McCarthy I recently finished was superb, as expected.
As with Tom Waits songs, I have many favorite Far Side panels—including the one you’re quoting.
Just learned this creep has been perving in other women’s DMs. Block him: @mikeferguson.bsky.social
November 17, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Just learned this creep has been perving in other women’s DMs. Block him: @mikeferguson.bsky.social
Who doesn’t love onions?
November 17, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Who doesn’t love onions?
I am thinking sinful thoughts.
November 17, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I am thinking sinful thoughts.
I made a chart about dogs. I hope you all find it helpful.
November 17, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I made a chart about dogs. I hope you all find it helpful.
It’s too late to save him. He’s lawn gone.
November 17, 2025 at 2:27 PM
It’s too late to save him. He’s lawn gone.
I hiked this trail Friday when I visited North Carolina. Woke to a text from Mom telling me it’s currently burning in a wildfire. 16 acres.
November 17, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I hiked this trail Friday when I visited North Carolina. Woke to a text from Mom telling me it’s currently burning in a wildfire. 16 acres.
I made friends with a cat
November 17, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I made friends with a cat
Me five years ago
November 17, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Me five years ago
“Southerners are dumb hur hur”
November 17, 2025 at 2:21 AM
“Southerners are dumb hur hur”
This same poem keeps making it to the final rounds. Eventually, someone will accept it for publication. Right? Right.
November 16, 2025 at 3:58 PM
This same poem keeps making it to the final rounds. Eventually, someone will accept it for publication. Right? Right.
I have few memories of Arkansas, but I recall being terrified of wild boars as a child. Not lions. Not bears. Razorback pigs.
November 16, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I have few memories of Arkansas, but I recall being terrified of wild boars as a child. Not lions. Not bears. Razorback pigs.
Mighty pretty out there
November 16, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Mighty pretty out there
I’m traveling today.
November 16, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I’m traveling today.