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My barber forgot to cut my hair. I had to go back
This is a Terry Gilliam movie
January 6, 2026 at 2:22 AM
This is a Terry Gilliam movie
Checking out clips of the Stereolab tour i missed last year and crying
January 5, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Checking out clips of the Stereolab tour i missed last year and crying
People shouldn't be having gunfights at high noon. They should be eating lunch
January 5, 2026 at 4:52 PM
People shouldn't be having gunfights at high noon. They should be eating lunch
British people love saying, "what are you doing in my flat? i'm ringing the police"
January 4, 2026 at 10:10 PM
British people love saying, "what are you doing in my flat? i'm ringing the police"
So annoying when you're trying to impress someone by telling them the alphabet song has the same melody as Twinkle Twinkle Little Star and they've never heard either of them
January 4, 2026 at 4:47 PM
So annoying when you're trying to impress someone by telling them the alphabet song has the same melody as Twinkle Twinkle Little Star and they've never heard either of them
I prefer taking a nice old fashioned shit, with none of the bells and whistles (which are a nightmare to clean anyway)
January 4, 2026 at 1:05 AM
I prefer taking a nice old fashioned shit, with none of the bells and whistles (which are a nightmare to clean anyway)
Just bought a gag clock that's only right twice a day. This thing is hilarious
January 3, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Just bought a gag clock that's only right twice a day. This thing is hilarious
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Pleasure probably feels so good if you're a hedonist. Or anyone really
July 30, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Pleasure probably feels so good if you're a hedonist. Or anyone really
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Never attribute to Robert Hanlon that which was adequately expressed by Robert Heinlein.
June 29, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Never attribute to Robert Hanlon that which was adequately expressed by Robert Heinlein.
"Why are you still calling it slop"
January 3, 2026 at 1:34 AM
"Why are you still calling it slop"
No. i want to see them fight
January 3, 2026 at 1:25 AM
No. i want to see them fight
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Great drinking game is to watch a movie from the Library of Congress "National Film Registry" and take a drink every time something culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant happens
July 8, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Great drinking game is to watch a movie from the Library of Congress "National Film Registry" and take a drink every time something culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant happens
Calling it now: 2026 will be the "Year of Schnapp"
January 2, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Calling it now: 2026 will be the "Year of Schnapp"
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People say "ope" instead of "oops" so they're not admitting fault and don't get sued
August 29, 2025 at 3:58 PM
People say "ope" instead of "oops" so they're not admitting fault and don't get sued
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More like Person Welles. The fellow enjoyed personhood by most legal and philosophical definitions
June 11, 2025 at 2:25 PM
More like Person Welles. The fellow enjoyed personhood by most legal and philosophical definitions
If you circle every letter in a word search, technically, you win the game.
January 1, 2026 at 11:00 PM
If you circle every letter in a word search, technically, you win the game.
Oh is it a new year? I didn't notice. I only think in terms of centuries
January 1, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Oh is it a new year? I didn't notice. I only think in terms of centuries
Furiosa best movie of the year again
January 1, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Furiosa best movie of the year again
Damn dude. Just realized Santa didn't come this year
January 1, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Damn dude. Just realized Santa didn't come this year
Let's keep the music at a reasonable volume this New Year's #ReasonableVolume
January 1, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Let's keep the music at a reasonable volume this New Year's #ReasonableVolume
The Tired Becomer
January 1, 2026 at 1:32 AM
The Tired Becomer
Watching a ball drop is exciting enough. but when it becomes a whole new year at the same time it's insane
January 1, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Watching a ball drop is exciting enough. but when it becomes a whole new year at the same time it's insane
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(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
December 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
I call people "Barn" because i heard Fred Flintstone do it once
December 30, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I call people "Barn" because i heard Fred Flintstone do it once
