Jerry Chen
@jcsalterego.bsky.social
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📍Austin, TX
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• Sky․app @getsky.app
thanked by darth july 20, 2023
📍Austin, TX
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Jerry Chen
@jcsalterego.bsky.social
· Oct 16
people will think anything on bluesky. "he's got thousands of followers! he must have good posts." no they aren't. that isn't true.
happy lunar new year!
(alicia keys voice) this horse is on fire
February 17, 2026 at 1:51 PM
happy lunar new year!
(alicia keys voice) this horse is on fire
February 17, 2026 at 1:51 PM
(alicia keys voice) this horse is on fire
yea bro the one way arrows in the parking lot are decorative
February 16, 2026 at 9:03 PM
yea bro the one way arrows in the parking lot are decorative
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gone off the brother jebediah so hard I accidentally built a barn
February 16, 2026 at 8:59 PM
gone off the brother jebediah so hard I accidentally built a barn
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guy who pronounces onion like orion
February 16, 2026 at 7:39 PM
guy who pronounces onion like orion
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today I saw a dad at costco deploy a high-risk “fine, I’ll buy you this basketball hoop if you can make this shot” maneuver to his young son only for the boy to swish from like twenty feet away. net barely moved
February 16, 2026 at 7:55 PM
today I saw a dad at costco deploy a high-risk “fine, I’ll buy you this basketball hoop if you can make this shot” maneuver to his young son only for the boy to swish from like twenty feet away. net barely moved
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kebab is actually short for kerobert
February 16, 2026 at 2:15 AM
kebab is actually short for kerobert
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My therapist keeps saying "damn, life got hands" which feels unhelpful at best
February 16, 2026 at 12:46 PM
My therapist keeps saying "damn, life got hands" which feels unhelpful at best
"this is an important but not urgent task that would be perfect to accomplish on a long weekend monday," i thought to myself on multiple occasions, never once writing down, and therefore never remembering, any said tasks
February 16, 2026 at 3:16 PM
"this is an important but not urgent task that would be perfect to accomplish on a long weekend monday," i thought to myself on multiple occasions, never once writing down, and therefore never remembering, any said tasks
(guy seeing the logo for a perfect circle for the first time) i don't think that's a perfect circle
February 16, 2026 at 2:47 PM
(guy seeing the logo for a perfect circle for the first time) i don't think that's a perfect circle
dolphins on bluesky ee like
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February 16, 2026 at 1:20 PM
dolphins on bluesky ee like
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leaving out cookies and milk for george washington tonight
February 16, 2026 at 3:48 AM
leaving out cookies and milk for george washington tonight
(at the ayn rand roast) more like the fountainbutt
February 16, 2026 at 2:10 AM
(at the ayn rand roast) more like the fountainbutt
wake up homie, new culture war just dropped
February 16, 2026 at 2:08 AM
wake up homie, new culture war just dropped
pronouncing headache like mustache
pronouncing mustache like headache
February 16, 2026 at 2:04 AM
pronouncing headache like mustache
pronouncing mustache like headache
February 16, 2026 at 2:03 AM
pronouncing mustache like headache
(silhouette with anonymized voice)
February 16, 2026 at 1:47 AM
(silhouette with anonymized voice)
thank goodness @darthbluesky.bsky.social is hibernating
February 16, 2026 at 1:41 AM
thank goodness @darthbluesky.bsky.social is hibernating
pov: you read any of my posts
February 15, 2026 at 10:30 PM
pov: you read any of my posts
ceej starter pack followers are NOT entitled to compensation
JFC this is what I get from that @ceej.online starter pack
February 15, 2026 at 9:53 PM
ceej starter pack followers are NOT entitled to compensation
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I don’t think there should be a separate doubles luge event. It should be a single event that awards bonus points for each extra guy
February 15, 2026 at 9:52 PM
I don’t think there should be a separate doubles luge event. It should be a single event that awards bonus points for each extra guy
they should invent gogurt for sit-down meals. call it staygurt
February 15, 2026 at 9:42 PM
they should invent gogurt for sit-down meals. call it staygurt
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I just read Wuthering Heights for the first time + this sums up all my texts to my buddies about it
February 15, 2026 at 8:11 PM
I just read Wuthering Heights for the first time + this sums up all my texts to my buddies about it