mayonnaise boy
@paintedsky.ca
he/him 👾 indie gamedev 💩 too much shitposting 🇨🇦 sorry about it 🧠 adhd 🏳️⚧️ trans rights = human rights 🌐 paintedsky.ca 💼 portfolio: cara.app/karyl
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mayonnaise boy
@paintedsky.ca
· Mar 3
okay let's try with actual working feed links this time 🥴
my skeets (all) 👉 bsky.app/profile/pain...
my skeets (good*) 👉 bsky.app/profile/pain...
*skeets may not be considered "good" by all users. bluety is in the eye of the skeetholder. viewer discretion is advised.
some recent-ish artwork 👇
my skeets (all) 👉 bsky.app/profile/pain...
my skeets (good*) 👉 bsky.app/profile/pain...
*skeets may not be considered "good" by all users. bluety is in the eye of the skeetholder. viewer discretion is advised.
some recent-ish artwork 👇
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Christmas is over, stop touching your elf
December 26, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Christmas is over, stop touching your elf
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you cannot convince me the robot did not mean to do that
December 26, 2025 at 5:36 AM
you cannot convince me the robot did not mean to do that
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james cameron every few years
December 26, 2025 at 3:49 PM
james cameron every few years
shiddin hard, or hardly shiddin?
December 26, 2025 at 9:07 AM
shiddin hard, or hardly shiddin?
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i dont care if youre black, brown, white, whatever.. if you got no skin at all, im killing you
December 26, 2025 at 2:04 AM
i dont care if youre black, brown, white, whatever.. if you got no skin at all, im killing you
wee bit nipply out there
December 26, 2025 at 1:46 AM
wee bit nipply out there
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its that time again!
…and a merry christmas to all
…and a merry christmas to all
Folgers Coffee Brother & Sister Home For Christmas 2009 Christmas TV Commercial HD
YouTube video by FM1156
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December 25, 2025 at 12:30 AM
its that time again!
…and a merry christmas to all
…and a merry christmas to all
no one got me a hellfire missle for christmas 🥺
December 26, 2025 at 1:11 AM
no one got me a hellfire missle for christmas 🥺
that is AMAZING
Oh goodness, I forgot one! ! We wrap one gift every year inside an original retail box for Netscape Navigator 1.0. We've been doing this for over a decade, and the box still has the quick start guide inside. Getting the Netscape box is good luck.
December 26, 2025 at 12:39 AM
that is AMAZING
make a Bond movie casual
Skystumble
Skystumble
Make a Bond movie casual
Topaz Are Kind of Durable
Topaz Are Kind of Durable
Make a Bond movie casual
-xoxo Russia
-xoxo Russia
December 26, 2025 at 12:24 AM
make a Bond movie casual
Skystumble
Skystumble
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family: when are you getting a job?
me:
me:
December 26, 2025 at 12:11 AM
family: when are you getting a job?
me:
me:
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tron 1: what if someone was online all the time
tron 2: what if someone likes being online all the time but someone else tries to make them get off the computer
tron 3: what if people who are online all the time got off the computer and became everyone else's problem
tron 2: what if someone likes being online all the time but someone else tries to make them get off the computer
tron 3: what if people who are online all the time got off the computer and became everyone else's problem
September 9, 2025 at 10:38 PM
tron 1: what if someone was online all the time
tron 2: what if someone likes being online all the time but someone else tries to make them get off the computer
tron 3: what if people who are online all the time got off the computer and became everyone else's problem
tron 2: what if someone likes being online all the time but someone else tries to make them get off the computer
tron 3: what if people who are online all the time got off the computer and became everyone else's problem
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🚨 REMINDER 🚨
December 25, 2025 at 9:15 PM
🚨 REMINDER 🚨
i’ve been asking the same question
December 25, 2025 at 9:16 PM
i’ve been asking the same question
the biggest red flag is blocking me
December 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
the biggest red flag is blocking me
and then you wonder why there are so many microplastics in your body
now for the traditional eating of the christmas tree
December 25, 2025 at 8:39 PM
and then you wonder why there are so many microplastics in your body
my new year’s resolution is to post worse. trying to be realistic this year
December 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
my new year’s resolution is to post worse. trying to be realistic this year
merry christmas, may all the objects inserted into your anuses be easily removable
December 25, 2025 at 3:53 PM
merry christmas, may all the objects inserted into your anuses be easily removable
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you there boy, what bullshit is this
December 25, 2025 at 5:30 AM
you there boy, what bullshit is this
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now i’m going to sleep because my kids are undoubtedly going to be up at the asscrack of dawn
December 25, 2025 at 7:45 AM
now i’m going to sleep because my kids are undoubtedly going to be up at the asscrack of dawn
just cracked my big toe joint so fucking good. you wish you were me
December 25, 2025 at 7:44 AM
just cracked my big toe joint so fucking good. you wish you were me
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how the grinch got its groove back
How the grinch stole my 401k
How the grinch stole my peace of mind
December 25, 2025 at 6:14 AM
how the grinch got its groove back