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mayonnaise boy
@paintedsky.ca
he/him 👾 indie gamedev 💩 too much shitposting 🇨🇦 sorry about it 🧠 adhd 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights = human rights 🌐 paintedsky.ca 💼 portfolio: cara.app/karyl

#art #gamedev #godot
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okay let's try with actual working feed links this time 🥴

my skeets (all) 👉 bsky.app/profile/pain...

my skeets (good*) 👉 bsky.app/profile/pain...

*skeets may not be considered "good" by all users. bluety is in the eye of the skeetholder. viewer discretion is advised.

some recent-ish artwork 👇
Here’s some of my latest 👾

I like dithering okay :P
when libs do straight up misinformation, but “wokely”
February 10, 2026 at 5:53 AM
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Don’t worry they’re on the way
Bring👏Back👏Boomerangs👏
February 9, 2026 at 11:55 PM
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Bed good, world bad
February 9, 2026 at 11:53 PM
fuck discord i’m going to Bluesky group DMs 🫠
February 9, 2026 at 11:34 PM
has anyone else noticed that “peanuts” and “penis” sound pretty similar.
February 9, 2026 at 11:32 PM
it amuses me that Still Wankil got all this goodwill built up by his actions re: ICE, and then immediately torched it all being a shithead online as per usual. lmao
February 9, 2026 at 10:38 PM
one of the most common groups of people who are crowdfunding rent that I see are trans folks who have been applying for jobs for literally years and “weirdly” aren’t as employable as they were before transitioning.

“just get a job” is such a baby-brained understanding of the world
“Another one of my more reactionary positions is the ultimate reactionary position. The kernel of reactionary thought through which all other reactionary positions emerge.

I guess you could say I’m absolutely a reactionary”
February 9, 2026 at 10:35 PM
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Bad bunny? looks like a human to me man.
February 9, 2026 at 1:28 AM
“if people leave discord, so much stored information will be lost”

yeah it’s almost like people have been screaming about this massive problem for literally years
February 9, 2026 at 9:33 PM
oh sure but you still won’t give us what we really want/need
February 9, 2026 at 8:57 PM
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Rejoice!
February 9, 2026 at 7:26 PM
technology has never met a social problem it can’t poorly and inadequately attempt to fix
australia has already had this and there are countless articles and studies about how worthless it is. no politicians actually want to do any real work about safeguarding minors online, they just like the shiny tech that maybe makes them poll better with parents who don't know better
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month - all accounts set to "teen-appropriate experience" by default www.theverge.com/tech/875309/...

discord.com/press-releas...
February 9, 2026 at 7:57 PM
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Holy FUCK Philip Rosedale, founder of Second Life (and engineer of RealAudio) is in the Epstein files

www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

I have met someone from the Epstein files, in person, in 2006.

I feel unwell
www.justice.gov
February 9, 2026 at 7:55 PM
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Fuck Discord, I'm going to reactivate the official Beck BBS
February 9, 2026 at 7:51 PM
this dude specifically rocks
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🐛💤👔🐛
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⚡ 8=👊=D💦
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February 9, 2026 at 6:37 PM
whenever Chumbawumba gets brought up, it reminds me of when I was a kid and some relatives came over to visit from Norway and, hearing that I liked Chumbawumba, brought me over some bootleg tapes of Chumbawumba records that were only available in Europe hehehe
February 9, 2026 at 6:28 PM
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fuck discord i’m going back to the club penguin forums
fuck discord i’m going to reactivate my Second Life account
February 9, 2026 at 6:04 PM
fuck discord i’m going to reactivate my Second Life account
February 9, 2026 at 5:49 PM
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Reverse cowgirl so I dont have to look at your post
February 9, 2026 at 3:31 PM
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started crying because all my shirts have holes in them and then realized those are for my arms and head
February 9, 2026 at 4:19 PM
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intelligence is knowing that all advertisements are evil. wisdom is letting your deep-seated hatred for them dominate all aspects of your life
February 9, 2026 at 4:11 PM
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“kid rock? isn’t that what they called epstein island?”
February 9, 2026 at 3:12 PM
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Millennials would rather yearn for the mines than go to therapy
February 9, 2026 at 4:01 PM
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yeah well, Myst Online doesn't require me to upload my ID
February 9, 2026 at 3:52 PM
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An evergreen meme stolen from Reddit.
February 9, 2026 at 2:10 PM