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mayonnaise boy
@paintedsky.ca
he/him 👾 indie gamedev 💩 too much shitposting 🇨🇦 sorry about it 🧠 adhd 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights = human rights 🌐 paintedsky.ca 💼 portfolio: cara.app/karyl

#art #gamedev #godot
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okay let's try with actual working feed links this time 🥴

my skeets (all) 👉 bsky.app/profile/pain...

my skeets (good*) 👉 bsky.app/profile/pain...

*skeets may not be considered "good" by all users. bluety is in the eye of the skeetholder. viewer discretion is advised.

some recent-ish artwork 👇
Here’s some of my latest 👾

I like dithering okay :P
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Christmas is over, stop touching your elf
December 26, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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you cannot convince me the robot did not mean to do that
December 26, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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james cameron every few years
December 26, 2025 at 3:49 PM
shiddin hard, or hardly shiddin?
December 26, 2025 at 9:07 AM
December 26, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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December 23, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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i dont care if youre black, brown, white, whatever.. if you got no skin at all, im killing you
December 26, 2025 at 2:04 AM
wee bit nipply out there
December 26, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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its that time again!

…and a merry christmas to all
Folgers Coffee Brother & Sister Home For Christmas 2009 Christmas TV Commercial HD
YouTube video by FM1156
www.youtube.com
December 25, 2025 at 12:30 AM
no one got me a hellfire missle for christmas 🥺
December 26, 2025 at 1:11 AM
that is AMAZING
Oh goodness, I forgot one! ! We wrap one gift every year inside an original retail box for Netscape Navigator 1.0. We've been doing this for over a decade, and the box still has the quick start guide inside. Getting the Netscape box is good luck.
December 26, 2025 at 12:39 AM
make a Bond movie casual

Skystumble
Make a Bond movie casual

Topaz Are Kind of Durable
Make a Bond movie casual

-xoxo Russia
December 26, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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family: when are you getting a job?
me:
December 26, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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tron 1: what if someone was online all the time

tron 2: what if someone likes being online all the time but someone else tries to make them get off the computer

tron 3: what if people who are online all the time got off the computer and became everyone else's problem
September 9, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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🚨 REMINDER 🚨
December 25, 2025 at 9:15 PM
i’ve been asking the same question
December 25, 2025 at 9:16 PM
the biggest red flag is blocking me
December 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
and then you wonder why there are so many microplastics in your body
now for the traditional eating of the christmas tree
December 25, 2025 at 8:39 PM
my new year’s resolution is to post worse. trying to be realistic this year
December 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
merry christmas, may all the objects inserted into your anuses be easily removable
December 25, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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you there boy, what bullshit is this
December 25, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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December 24, 2025 at 10:42 PM
now i’m going to sleep because my kids are undoubtedly going to be up at the asscrack of dawn
December 25, 2025 at 7:45 AM
just cracked my big toe joint so fucking good. you wish you were me
December 25, 2025 at 7:44 AM
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how the grinch got its groove back
How the grinch stole my 401k
How the grinch stole my peace of mind
December 25, 2025 at 6:14 AM