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@britculpsapp.bsky.social
harm reductionist & counselor, advocate, member of young widow club - once featured in Bon Appétit magazine. views are my own; smarter + funnier than you.
📍MPLS | 39 | she/they
📍MPLS | 39 | she/they
Pinned
btw fbi, ignore this
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Moon palace has done it again
February 13, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Moon palace has done it again
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mutual orgasm is what it’s called when you and a fellow mufo skeet the same riff under a different moot’s post
February 14, 2026 at 2:41 AM
mutual orgasm is what it’s called when you and a fellow mufo skeet the same riff under a different moot’s post
does it itch more when the lady penis lice are fuckin?
Gonna break my policy of not linking to the NY Post to make sure you are all aware of this important nature fact
Female lice grow penises, demand 70 hours of sex: study
In an international head-scratcher of a development, female bark lice — the tree-feeding branch of the itchy insect family — are engaged in what scientists are dubbing a penis-growing arms race. Fe…
nypost.com
February 14, 2026 at 2:42 AM
does it itch more when the lady penis lice are fuckin?
we really enjoy taking care of each other here
February 14, 2026 at 2:39 AM
we really enjoy taking care of each other here
i would write in my cat, who is a proud communist & rejects pedophilia, instead of choosing from the array of libertarians you’re imagining here.
What would you do if both candidates were found to be pedophiles?
What would you do if the other candidate ran on a platform of legalizing pedophilia?
Would you still not vote?
What would you do if the other candidate ran on a platform of legalizing pedophilia?
Would you still not vote?
February 14, 2026 at 2:22 AM
i would write in my cat, who is a proud communist & rejects pedophilia, instead of choosing from the array of libertarians you’re imagining here.
perhaps dems should refuse to negotiate until kristi noem is removed & barred from ever holding any sort of office again
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem sais Friday that the government was "continuing to work on communication" regarding a laser incident in El Paso, Texas. https://to.pbs.org/3ZB66LG
WATCH: Laser incident that caused El Paso airspace closure was 'joint agency' mission, Noem says
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem sais Friday that the government was "continuing to work on communication" regarding a laser incident in El Paso, Texas.
www.pbs.org
February 14, 2026 at 12:44 AM
perhaps dems should refuse to negotiate until kristi noem is removed & barred from ever holding any sort of office again
nobody asked, alex
February 14, 2026 at 12:39 AM
nobody asked, alex
yeah so anyways, i’m never voting for gavin newsom
Governor Newsom proclaims Ronald Reagan Day
Governor Newsom proclaims Ronald Reagan Day | Governor of California
www.gov.ca.gov
February 14, 2026 at 12:27 AM
yeah so anyways, i’m never voting for gavin newsom
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it's kind of wild being lectured on how to win elections by a group of people who lost to trump TWICE
February 13, 2026 at 5:35 PM
it's kind of wild being lectured on how to win elections by a group of people who lost to trump TWICE
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get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
February 13, 2026 at 10:28 PM
get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
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The default assumption should be that they’re lying
February 13, 2026 at 10:33 PM
The default assumption should be that they’re lying
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true life: i divorced my ai husband & he got custody of the tamagotchi
August 26, 2025 at 12:50 PM
true life: i divorced my ai husband & he got custody of the tamagotchi
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no debate. only roundhouse.
February 13, 2026 at 10:54 PM
no debate. only roundhouse.
galentine’s girl dinner with a new vape, cheetos & coconut la croix
February 13, 2026 at 11:30 PM
galentine’s girl dinner with a new vape, cheetos & coconut la croix
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hell yeah man, this is going amazing for you — absolutely keep doubling down
February 11, 2026 at 10:13 PM
hell yeah man, this is going amazing for you — absolutely keep doubling down
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i just assume anybody saying that "dark woke" is misogyny is a federal agent
February 13, 2026 at 10:56 PM
i just assume anybody saying that "dark woke" is misogyny is a federal agent
the kids are absolutely fuckin alright
Looks like Los Angeles high school students are scraping with Feds downtown today 👀👀 hundreds of students surrounded a group of fed pigs an forcefully made them retreat back into the detention center garage.
Solidarity with the youth! 🖤
Solidarity with the youth! 🖤
February 13, 2026 at 10:50 PM
the kids are absolutely fuckin alright
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have we considered she’s actually just a terrible person whose incompetence is being weaponized against the rest of us?
Bondi is clearly going through menopause. “…mood changes and "brain fog," often begin during perimenopause (mid-40s to early 50s) - along with irrational moods and temper tantrums
February 11, 2026 at 9:22 PM
have we considered she’s actually just a terrible person whose incompetence is being weaponized against the rest of us?
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Greater Minnesota, too: ‘Not the same town anymore:’ ICE surge hit businesses in Worthington, where 1 in 3 are immigrants minnesotareformer.com/2026/02/13/n...
‘Not the same town anymore:’ ICE surge hit businesses in Worthington, where 1 in 3 are immigrants • Minnesota Reformer
WORTHINGTON — Typically about 10 to 15 cars and their new owners drive off the lot each month at Los Partners Auto Sales in Worthington, a small city in southwest Minnesota where roughly one in three ...
minnesotareformer.com
February 13, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Greater Minnesota, too: ‘Not the same town anymore:’ ICE surge hit businesses in Worthington, where 1 in 3 are immigrants minnesotareformer.com/2026/02/13/n...
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asking for help for the fifth time today
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February 13, 2026 at 10:08 PM
asking for help for the fifth time today
once i saw posts from pete hegseth’s dad, i understood that it’s genetic
February 13, 2026 at 8:22 PM
once i saw posts from pete hegseth’s dad, i understood that it’s genetic
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typing “just a reminder that a gangbang is not a gang rape” into my phone, extremely confident about having the correct political media messaging strategy hammered out
February 13, 2026 at 4:25 PM
typing “just a reminder that a gangbang is not a gang rape” into my phone, extremely confident about having the correct political media messaging strategy hammered out
good, now keep this shit shut the fuck down
February 13, 2026 at 6:48 PM
good, now keep this shit shut the fuck down
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i’m here you fuckaas bitch
February 13, 2026 at 6:04 PM
i’m here you fuckaas bitch