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✨brit✨
@britculpsapp.bsky.social
harm reductionist & counselor, advocate, member of young widow club - once featured in Bon Appétit magazine. views are my own; smarter + funnier than you.

8/28/25: mark cuban got one of my memes flagged as rude

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okay the timing here is kinda perfect
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Your family paths are forgotten, you ways are forgotten, ash and dust with the winds. The sound of the conch bears no echo for you. You are not bound to anyone or to any place, none accept you and none will. You are unbound and will remain so and your cries will go unanswered by the ancestors.
December 30, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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You are a ghost man, you will die to become a hungry ghost. You have no honored ancestors. You will not be heard in prayers or the sounds of the drums or seen in the fires. There will be no place for you at the altars. No guavas will be left for you. You are no better than the colonizer men.
December 30, 2025 at 3:20 AM
where’d i say that, vaylon?
Ah. And there it is. I knew it was coming.

Call me a fake Native American. Everything else I do is fake, right?

Racist white cuntrag. So typical for Bluesky leftists.
you’re throwing this nonsense at an indigenous kwe you fucking dipshit

keyah would’ve been dragging my ass long before you if any of that were remotely true; as would most of my mutuals on here
December 30, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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December 30, 2025 at 3:03 AM
apparently he thinks i’m destiny?
"Targeting children is only okay when *I* do it." - Brittany Culp-Sapp
December 30, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Brit is lots of things, but she is NOT hypocritical
December 30, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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December 30, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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Name five white nationalists you've gotten fired
December 30, 2025 at 2:48 AM
actually i made it into a shirt design already

🤠
Not sure why I'm bothering. You'll just continue being a fat, stupid, white, toxic, hypocritical cuntrag to everyone. Go suck on your vape and get your dumbass little clique to tell you how smart and funny you are. Damn.

Probably less in your clique after you reposted the Stancil meme.

Heh.
cool, when did i do that vaylon? show me in your imagination where i apparently hurt you or whatever.

you dragged in someone’s fucking kids with your issues, so fuck off; your moral high ground is so far under, even hell would be a step up the ladder.
December 30, 2025 at 2:51 AM
who was the child that was targeted vaylon?
"Targeting children is only okay when *I* do it." - Brittany Culp-Sapp
December 30, 2025 at 2:49 AM
December 30, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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found my weed 🤪
December 30, 2025 at 2:41 AM
vaylon, how is this evidence tho?
Stop lying. The whole reason I'm beefing with Louvre and Brit is because they thought it would be fun to mock me for hurting fascists. That's it. Full stop.
December 30, 2025 at 2:36 AM
cool, when did i do that vaylon? show me in your imagination where i apparently hurt you or whatever.

you dragged in someone’s fucking kids with your issues, so fuck off; your moral high ground is so far under, even hell would be a step up the ladder.
Stop lying. The whole reason I'm beefing with Louvre and Brit is because they thought it would be fun to mock me for hurting fascists. That's it. Full stop.
December 30, 2025 at 2:33 AM
that would track considering how charlie kirk was legitimately a groomer
One of them is going to get shot at some point and become another Charlie Kirk esque martyr
December 30, 2025 at 2:27 AM
potentially spicy take: the only ones getting hurt doing this shit are the weird white chuds trying to record daycares they have no children in because this is weird as fuck
December 30, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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Non-controversial take: random adults with no children at a daycare shouldn’t be trying to go into said daycare.
December 30, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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yo this shit is fucking absurd & creepy

OF COURSE NOBODY IS SENDING THEIR KIDS TO THE DAYCARE THE WEIRD YAKUBIAN WHITE DEVILS ARE LEERING AROUND

but also, if you’re in an ICE impacted area, please show extra love to the businesses 🫶
so much increased vehicle traffic on nicollet ave because of that video. people coming to gawk at a daycare, or even worse, “investigate it.” this is a dangerous situation. luckily, lots of customers at albi kitchen now, mostly men which helps but please stop in and get food or drinks if you haven’t
December 30, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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so much increased vehicle traffic on nicollet ave because of that video. people coming to gawk at a daycare, or even worse, “investigate it.” this is a dangerous situation. luckily, lots of customers at albi kitchen now, mostly men which helps but please stop in and get food or drinks if you haven’t
December 29, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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I've been stabbed, shot at, beaten, had my cheekbone & orbital crushed - now have plates in my cheek, 6 concussions, over 150 stitches, 27 arrests, chased by police helicopters and been in court more than I can count. All in the name of veganism.
You're a pussy.
December 30, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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My mom was a union organizer for 25 years. I walked picket lines of wildcat strikes with her. We used to run bake sales and trivia nights to support striking workers. You wouldn't survive 3 seconds in her vagina. It would shrivel up what's left of your balls. I miss her terribly.
December 30, 2025 at 12:18 AM
it’s because we live in the united states
why does everything fucking suck
December 30, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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Is he still funny? Probably. He’s a master storyteller of the highest caliber. That Mark Twain award meant the world to him. But nobody cares now. His Netflix audience wasn’t real. It was co-opted by people who wanted him to continue engaging in transphobic & My Speech Is Under Attack rhetoric.
December 30, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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my mom was a union organizer for 25 years. i walked picket lines of wildcat strikes with her. we used to run bake sales and trivia nights to support striking workers. you wouldn't survive 3 seconds in her vagina. it would shrivel up what's left of your balls. i miss her terribly.
December 30, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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Do you understand the logistics of dick and balls. Also, Nike has shorts as options for women. Jesus Christ people get upset at the silliest fucking things.
December 30, 2025 at 12:11 AM