✨brit✨
@britculpsapp.bsky.social
harm reductionist & counselor, advocate, member of young widow club - once featured in Bon Appétit magazine. views are my own; smarter + funnier than you.
8/28/25: mark cuban got one of my memes flagged as rude
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8/28/25: mark cuban got one of my memes flagged as rude
discord: bculpsapp
📍MPLS | 39 | she/they
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run for president please; this is the most represented i’d ever feel by an elected
I’d do this but then they’re gonna dig shit up from my past like me saying “calling my pussy ‘the turkey’ so someone will stuff it” and I just don’t think the world is ready for a funny woman in political leadership
me when I don’t want to do my job anymore: I should primary Fetterman
November 13, 2025 at 9:47 PM
run for president please; this is the most represented i’d ever feel by an elected
absolutely — we can discuss how handsome my cat van gogh is
November 13, 2025 at 9:41 PM
absolutely — we can discuss how handsome my cat van gogh is
she’s so real & correct for that
Billie Eilish calls out Elon Musk for not using his wealth to aid humanity and resolve global issues:
“f***ing pathetic p***y b**** coward”
“f***ing pathetic p***y b**** coward”
November 13, 2025 at 9:33 PM
she’s so real & correct for that
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Wakanda for pedophiles.
November 13, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Wakanda for pedophiles.
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me when I don’t want to do my job anymore: I should primary Fetterman
November 13, 2025 at 6:27 PM
me when I don’t want to do my job anymore: I should primary Fetterman
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Unbeatable poker face
November 13, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Unbeatable poker face
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I stood at the gates of the poster's strike!
I fought for the rice cookers!
The discources I've seen would make you weep!
I fought for the rice cookers!
The discources I've seen would make you weep!
November 13, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I stood at the gates of the poster's strike!
I fought for the rice cookers!
The discources I've seen would make you weep!
I fought for the rice cookers!
The discources I've seen would make you weep!
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“it’s the leftist bullies who are wrong!” he screeched through a mouth full of finger foods, rage-baiting through the screen about doordash communism & graphs
November 13, 2025 at 1:45 PM
“it’s the leftist bullies who are wrong!” he screeched through a mouth full of finger foods, rage-baiting through the screen about doordash communism & graphs
it actually correlates to how much exposure to radiation we've had
maybe people grew bigger because they had more to eat because the population of Europe fell by on the order of 30-40 percent sourcebooks.fordham.edu/source/pop-i...
November 13, 2025 at 5:10 PM
it actually correlates to how much exposure to radiation we've had
then you have the "no thoughts, head empty" residents like myself who will wander around the "scary" parts of downtown in my pajamas, looking at the night sky through my phone screen to see if the camera will catch more pretty colors
Finally found a title for my next smash-hit disco instrumental 12" single
November 13, 2025 at 4:43 PM
then you have the "no thoughts, head empty" residents like myself who will wander around the "scary" parts of downtown in my pajamas, looking at the night sky through my phone screen to see if the camera will catch more pretty colors
a few days ago i came in to find my dock for my work laptop (which also keeps it charged while i rock the double monitors) had died & i’m still waiting for IT to replace it
i’m hoping it’s someone who is also a fan of arrested development
i’m hoping it’s someone who is also a fan of arrested development
November 13, 2025 at 4:28 PM
a few days ago i came in to find my dock for my work laptop (which also keeps it charged while i rock the double monitors) had died & i’m still waiting for IT to replace it
i’m hoping it’s someone who is also a fan of arrested development
i’m hoping it’s someone who is also a fan of arrested development
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The only surprise is that it’s the horse vag and not a butthole
November 13, 2025 at 4:19 PM
The only surprise is that it’s the horse vag and not a butthole
we're your family now, bestie 💖
No, just a pissed off Sr with no more fuks to give... I had a minor heart attack on Sunday. I am ok, but at 70, I haven't got the time for Republican bullshite any longer. I can't even come home to visit family any more... it's infuriating!
November 13, 2025 at 3:51 PM
we're your family now, bestie 💖
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THAT'S RIGHT MARTHA! WE RIDE AT DAWN, QUEEN! 😤👑
This isn't politics anymore. This is morality, and the dismantling of the Patriarchy....these nasty, disgusting men, AND the tratiorist women who support and defend them must be exposed and removed from public discourse for the safety of all of the women and children of the world.
November 13, 2025 at 3:32 PM
THAT'S RIGHT MARTHA! WE RIDE AT DAWN, QUEEN! 😤👑
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BREAKING: Jeffrey Epstein was the one that told Marilyn Manson if he removed two of his ribs he could suck his own dick.
November 13, 2025 at 2:38 AM
BREAKING: Jeffrey Epstein was the one that told Marilyn Manson if he removed two of his ribs he could suck his own dick.
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Skip, two days from now: “god I would probably post corncob for the first time ever but fuck a place without moderation…”
November 13, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Skip, two days from now: “god I would probably post corncob for the first time ever but fuck a place without moderation…”
seeing graphics circulating for “DON’T DRINK STARBUCKS” & now i feel like a trendsetter
November 13, 2025 at 3:14 PM
seeing graphics circulating for “DON’T DRINK STARBUCKS” & now i feel like a trendsetter
getting higher than shit & emailing myself “radical breakthrough”
"skin as part of brain?"
This is that great intellect people talk about?
November 13, 2025 at 3:12 PM
getting higher than shit & emailing myself “radical breakthrough”
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on the internet everyone knows you're a racist
November 13, 2025 at 2:30 PM
on the internet everyone knows you're a racist
the klonopin looks too much like the adderall this month & i can just tell this is a recipe for a potential disaster
November 13, 2025 at 2:23 PM
the klonopin looks too much like the adderall this month & i can just tell this is a recipe for a potential disaster
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remember the set of three creepy dolls he took from a grandma or aunt that he kept in his backseat & called it “driving around with the girlies”?
November 13, 2025 at 2:00 PM
remember the set of three creepy dolls he took from a grandma or aunt that he kept in his backseat & called it “driving around with the girlies”?
do not cite the deep magic to me, witch. i was there when it was written.
wait no. i have been set up. i am not corn daddy. idk who that is.
November 13, 2025 at 1:55 PM
do not cite the deep magic to me, witch. i was there when it was written.
“it’s the leftist bullies who are wrong!” he screeched through a mouth full of finger foods, rage-baiting through the screen about doordash communism & graphs
November 13, 2025 at 1:45 PM
“it’s the leftist bullies who are wrong!” he screeched through a mouth full of finger foods, rage-baiting through the screen about doordash communism & graphs