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✨brit✨
@britculpsapp.bsky.social
harm reductionist & counselor, advocate, member of young widow club - once featured in Bon Appétit magazine. views are my own; smarter + funnier than you.

8/28/25: mark cuban got one of my memes flagged as rude

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okay the timing here is kinda perfect
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yo this shit is fucking absurd & creepy

OF COURSE NOBODY IS SENDING THEIR KIDS TO THE DAYCARE THE WEIRD YAKUBIAN WHITE DEVILS ARE LEERING AROUND

but also, if you’re in an ICE impacted area, please show extra love to the businesses 🫶
so much increased vehicle traffic on nicollet ave because of that video. people coming to gawk at a daycare, or even worse, “investigate it.” this is a dangerous situation. luckily, lots of customers at albi kitchen now, mostly men which helps but please stop in and get food or drinks if you haven’t
December 30, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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so much increased vehicle traffic on nicollet ave because of that video. people coming to gawk at a daycare, or even worse, “investigate it.” this is a dangerous situation. luckily, lots of customers at albi kitchen now, mostly men which helps but please stop in and get food or drinks if you haven’t
December 29, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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I've been stabbed, shot at, beaten, had my cheekbone & orbital crushed - now have plates in my cheek, 6 concussions, over 150 stitches, 27 arrests, chased by police helicopters and been in court more than I can count. All in the name of veganism.
You're a pussy.
December 30, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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My mom was a union organizer for 25 years. I walked picket lines of wildcat strikes with her. We used to run bake sales and trivia nights to support striking workers. You wouldn't survive 3 seconds in her vagina. It would shrivel up what's left of your balls. I miss her terribly.
December 30, 2025 at 12:18 AM
it’s because we live in the united states
why does everything fucking suck
December 30, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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Is he still funny? Probably. He’s a master storyteller of the highest caliber. That Mark Twain award meant the world to him. But nobody cares now. His Netflix audience wasn’t real. It was co-opted by people who wanted him to continue engaging in transphobic & My Speech Is Under Attack rhetoric.
December 30, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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my mom was a union organizer for 25 years. i walked picket lines of wildcat strikes with her. we used to run bake sales and trivia nights to support striking workers. you wouldn't survive 3 seconds in her vagina. it would shrivel up what's left of your balls. i miss her terribly.
December 30, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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Do you understand the logistics of dick and balls. Also, Nike has shorts as options for women. Jesus Christ people get upset at the silliest fucking things.
December 30, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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Coming across something super raunchy on the timeline and commenting “no alt text”
December 29, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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Unlike you; my role model has consistent politics.
December 30, 2025 at 12:05 AM
yeah bitch, where’d i say any of this?
December 30, 2025 at 12:05 AM
banger. hey @whstancil.bsky.social check out the meme made for us, bestie.
December 30, 2025 at 12:02 AM
hey vaylon, you seem to be weirdly okay with dragging children into your weird vendettas as well 🧐

like incredibly fucking weird knowing how you emailed louvre & mentioned his fucking children by name; so just tell me again, how is it that you’re the good guy in anything here?
Is it only you and your friends who get to say "Let's go kill fascists" without being mocked for it?

Do you expect others to do the violence, or do you intend to do it yourself?
🙂‍↕️ heard
December 29, 2025 at 11:58 PM
hey guys, this isn’t a will stancil alt or sock account so please leave him alone about this dork who obsessively doxxed louvre & is weird about others on here
Is it only you and your friends who get to say "Let's go kill fascists" without being mocked for it?

Do you expect others to do the violence, or do you intend to do it yourself?
🙂‍↕️ heard
December 29, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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What da tuna
Is it only you and your friends who get to say "Let's go kill fascists" without being mocked for it?

Do you expect others to do the violence, or do you intend to do it yourself?
🙂‍↕️ heard
December 29, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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what da tuna
December 29, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Hey thats my post why dont you ask me what I meant
December 29, 2025 at 11:19 PM
the information on licensed programs is as public as the information on licensed providers

ex: i’m a licensed counselor & information on my license standing is publicly available information
December 29, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Here’s where I’m at:

My primary car’s transmission seems to have shit the bed when I got it stuck in some snow a month ago so I’m driving a car with no back windshield and a check engine light on.

We’ve pooled $1050 toward a car fund so far.

Any amount helps:
V: colocha_rachel
$: ColochaRachel
December 29, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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A friend of mine was held for 4 hours following a raid targeting Haitians. Hes not Haitian.
December 29, 2025 at 10:46 PM
he’s being held in high regard by the current vice president for this over on twitter, as the richest dipshit on earth is also amplifying this shit
That fucker Nick Shirley is part of this--he's that Mormon ragebaiter that got invited to tour CECOT earlier this year too

www.newsweek.com/daycare-cent...

www.axios.com/2025/12/29/n...
December 29, 2025 at 10:20 PM
disc horse bot is one of the strongest posters on this site
December 29, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Husband just showed me the guy on tiktok confronting businesses, calling them a scam/front, and calling FBI or ICE on them. He goes to "daycares" with a paper he printed, says them there should be 99 kids and asks where are they. He also goes to "medical companies" and asks them for "healthcare".
December 29, 2025 at 9:34 PM
hey, so this is actually a bad idea & it’s beyond unhinged to ask the hitler robot to assist you in daycare “hunting”

also “star wars names” is just racist shit added in
December 29, 2025 at 9:22 PM
just because he gets the least amount of glazing here
tell me if you've heard this one before: a billionaire gets upset for being criticized for saying stupid things on social media, then confidentially concludes the problem is most certainly everybody else
Mark Cuban Says It’s ‘CRAZY’ That 'Real Conversations' Are Easier On X Or Threads Than On Bluesky
Mark Cuban, billionaire entrepreneur and longtime "Shark Tank" star, is stepping back from Bluesky, the social media platform once hailed as a kinder, more
offthefrontpage.com
December 29, 2025 at 8:14 PM