Razzball
@razzball.bsky.social
Fantasy sports and sarcasm. Account run by Grey. Hi.
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Why are we even talking about this? The DOW is over 50k!
February 17, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Why are we even talking about this? The DOW is over 50k!
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If anybody on here is even pondering voting for Stephen A. Smith to be president, let's set up a boxing match I can knock some sense into you legally
Stephen A. Smith: "We wouldn’t have a border crisis under my watch."
"We ain’t defunding any police… There’s gonna be more."
It's with much regret I foresee the inevitable, he's running
"We ain’t defunding any police… There’s gonna be more."
It's with much regret I foresee the inevitable, he's running
February 17, 2026 at 10:14 PM
If anybody on here is even pondering voting for Stephen A. Smith to be president, let's set up a boxing match I can knock some sense into you legally
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His hairline has a border crisis.
Stephen A. Smith: "We wouldn’t have a border crisis under my watch."
"We ain’t defunding any police… There’s gonna be more."
It's with much regret I foresee the inevitable, he's running
"We ain’t defunding any police… There’s gonna be more."
It's with much regret I foresee the inevitable, he's running
February 17, 2026 at 10:02 PM
His hairline has a border crisis.
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next summer family reunion bout to be AWKWARD
February 17, 2026 at 9:28 PM
next summer family reunion bout to be AWKWARD
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[extreme Rachel voice] she’s your sister!
[extreme Ross voice] IN LAW!!!
[extreme Ross voice] IN LAW!!!
February 17, 2026 at 9:10 PM
[extreme Rachel voice] she’s your sister!
[extreme Ross voice] IN LAW!!!
[extreme Ross voice] IN LAW!!!
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MLB is really going to end up with a salary cap because a man couldn’t keep it in his pants. 😭
February 17, 2026 at 8:54 PM
MLB is really going to end up with a salary cap because a man couldn’t keep it in his pants. 😭
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My brother would kick my ass. My wife would murder me.
February 17, 2026 at 9:03 PM
My brother would kick my ass. My wife would murder me.
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Another job lost due to Being Horny at Work
February 17, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Another job lost due to Being Horny at Work
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THIS IS NOT A CONTEST!!!
Which is worse, wife’s sister or brother’s wife? bsky.app/profile/ment...
Which of those is worse?
February 17, 2026 at 8:57 PM
THIS IS NOT A CONTEST!!!
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wife's sister is worse for your marriage but brother's wife also ends your marriage *and* your relationship with your blood.
Which is worse, wife’s sister or brother’s wife? bsky.app/profile/ment...
Which of those is worse?
February 17, 2026 at 9:00 PM
wife's sister is worse for your marriage but brother's wife also ends your marriage *and* your relationship with your blood.
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So he's basically going to run on the GOP's 2022 midterm platform?
Stephen A. Smith: "We wouldn’t have a border crisis under my watch."
"We ain’t defunding any police… There’s gonna be more."
It's with much regret I foresee the inevitable, he's running
"We ain’t defunding any police… There’s gonna be more."
It's with much regret I foresee the inevitable, he's running
February 17, 2026 at 8:34 PM
So he's basically going to run on the GOP's 2022 midterm platform?
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remember when Kanye ran third party as a spoiler and it extremely didn't work
Stephen A. Smith: "We wouldn’t have a border crisis under my watch."
"We ain’t defunding any police… There’s gonna be more."
It's with much regret I foresee the inevitable, he's running
"We ain’t defunding any police… There’s gonna be more."
It's with much regret I foresee the inevitable, he's running
February 17, 2026 at 8:25 PM
remember when Kanye ran third party as a spoiler and it extremely didn't work
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Can’t even trust this man to get names correct talking about football hell he gonna do running the country
Stephen A. Smith: "We wouldn’t have a border crisis under my watch."
"We ain’t defunding any police… There’s gonna be more."
It's with much regret I foresee the inevitable, he's running
"We ain’t defunding any police… There’s gonna be more."
It's with much regret I foresee the inevitable, he's running
February 17, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Can’t even trust this man to get names correct talking about football hell he gonna do running the country
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A lot of invites have gone out already, but there's still time -- RazzSlam 7 Signups within: (It's free and there's prizes -- it's a Pros vs. Joes contest, everyone is welcome, idgaf play or not, your choice jfc)
razzball.com/razzslam-7-o...
razzball.com/razzslam-7-o...
RazzSlam 7: Oh Thank Heaven
An invitation to join us for RazzSlam 7, a best ball tournament of joes vs pros for 2026 fantasy baseball.
razzball.com
February 17, 2026 at 6:12 PM
A lot of invites have gone out already, but there's still time -- RazzSlam 7 Signups within: (It's free and there's prizes -- it's a Pros vs. Joes contest, everyone is welcome, idgaf play or not, your choice jfc)
razzball.com/razzslam-7-o...
razzball.com/razzslam-7-o...
Stephen A. Smith: "We wouldn’t have a border crisis under my watch."
"We ain’t defunding any police… There’s gonna be more."
It's with much regret I foresee the inevitable, he's running
"We ain’t defunding any police… There’s gonna be more."
It's with much regret I foresee the inevitable, he's running
February 17, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Stephen A. Smith: "We wouldn’t have a border crisis under my watch."
"We ain’t defunding any police… There’s gonna be more."
It's with much regret I foresee the inevitable, he's running
"We ain’t defunding any police… There’s gonna be more."
It's with much regret I foresee the inevitable, he's running
the guy who gave him his fade was a Cubs fan
February 17, 2026 at 5:55 PM
the guy who gave him his fade was a Cubs fan
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Previously on The Partridge Family
February 17, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Previously on The Partridge Family
thread!
Popping in with an ask.
It's cookie season and if you're able and so inclined 🤞🏽🤞🏽 I'm posting links to some troops in need.
Brownie troop of the Navajo Nation
digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/troop7...
It's cookie season and if you're able and so inclined 🤞🏽🤞🏽 I'm posting links to some troops in need.
Brownie troop of the Navajo Nation
digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/troop7...
Order your Faves on my Digital Cookie Site Today
That's right! You can order your favorite Girl Scout Cookies from me online, all while helping my troop and I do great things in our community and beyond! Check it out.
digitalcookie.girlscouts.org
February 17, 2026 at 5:53 PM
thread!
Bananas are magical. Every food should have its own little compartment that you peel away and then eat. Thank you, apes, gorillas, orangutans, et al for showing the way.
February 17, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Bananas are magical. Every food should have its own little compartment that you peel away and then eat. Thank you, apes, gorillas, orangutans, et al for showing the way.
If Shia Labeouf doesn’t abuse someone once every 24 hours, his mustache falls off
February 17, 2026 at 5:41 PM
If Shia Labeouf doesn’t abuse someone once every 24 hours, his mustache falls off