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Razzball
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Fantasy sports and sarcasm. Account run by Grey. Hi.
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having the weirdest cravings
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Visiting my dogbro, Max, he asks that you don’t comment on his diaper he has a weak bladder
January 6, 2026 at 1:11 AM
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the united states thanks you for your service
January 5, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Visiting my dogbro, Max, he asks that you don’t comment on his diaper he has a weak bladder
January 6, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Two million more votes in a country of 340 mill voted for him so that’s a razor thin plurality as it is but no one voted for this. Not even the people who *did* vote for him voted for this.
im genuinely curious if this resonates with voters. this naked appeal to imperialism from a shrieking, shrill man
MILLER: The US is using its military to secure our interests unapologetically in our hemisphere. We're a superpower. It's absurd we'd allow a nation in our backyard to become a supplier of resources to our adversaries

TAPPER: Sovereign countries shouldn't be able to do what they want?

M: *yells*
January 6, 2026 at 12:27 AM
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this is the only way forward, as long as accounts like "Libs of TkTk" keeps notching these wins. it's a fascist organizing website
bsky.app/profile/razz...
“Prosecute Elon Musk for distributing CSAM, then redistribute his wealth” waves hand “and everything else” — what every Democrat should run on
January 5, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Hilton caved? Ugh. That’s the last time I believe in a billion-dollar company, even you Auntie Anne’s Pretzels
I deleted an earlier post praising Hilton for stating that ICE agents were not welcome.

Hilton states "This hotel is independently owned and operated, and the actions referenced are not reflective of Hilton values.”

Well, telling ICE to get lost reflects my values.
Hilton shares fall after DHS says Minneapolis hotel canceled reservation due to immigration enforcement
"We are not allowing any ICE or immigration agents to stay at our property," an email cited by DHS said.
www.cnbc.com
January 5, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Played this then played it again on mute and the 2nd one was much better
Jeffries: The American people certainly do not support the notion that Trump and his cronies like Stephen Miller, who is a joke and a toxic embarrassment, are going to run Venezuela. They're talking about making Venezuela great again. They haven't been able to make America great again.
January 5, 2026 at 9:58 PM
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Wifeguy dot org looking like an absolute bargain right now
Becoming a wife dot com guy
A steal at any price
January 5, 2026 at 9:44 PM
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“Oh, Hitler was bad? Then why did he fight Stalin? Check and mate, libs.”
A perfect score in the mental gymnastics competition
January 5, 2026 at 8:40 PM
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A perfect “Personal Life” section
January 5, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Becoming a wife dot com guy
A steal at any price
January 5, 2026 at 8:32 PM
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"taking a photo of my manhole"
January 5, 2026 at 8:29 PM
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Now I know why Becky Lynch dumped this loser
A perfect score in the mental gymnastics competition
January 5, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Lmao
January 5, 2026 at 8:22 PM
A perfect score in the mental gymnastics competition
January 5, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Can think of an actual trillion-dollar scam
January 5, 2026 at 6:42 PM
1 thru 5: MLB billionaire owners can't cry "we need a salary cap" next year if their team's salary is over the cap they're hoping to implement
January 5, 2026 at 5:04 PM
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[breathes heavy] I want dat couch
He spotted ET
UPDATE: William DeFoor, 26, arrested after trying to break into Vice President JD Vance's Ohio home. He was using a hammer to break the windows - WXIX
January 5, 2026 at 4:47 PM
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Walz wanted to be the second most powerful person in the world, only to be undone by some sweaty internet nerd and an unwillingness to defend his Somali citizens.
The gradual decay of streamers, enShirlification
January 5, 2026 at 4:57 PM
“Prosecute Elon Musk for distributing CSAM, then redistribute his wealth” waves hand “and everything else” — what every Democrat should run on
January 5, 2026 at 4:43 PM
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this guy's on the fast track to begging people to argue with him in a tent
The gradual decay of streamers, enShirlification
January 5, 2026 at 4:23 PM
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January 5, 2026 at 4:16 PM
The gradual decay of streamers, enShirlification
January 5, 2026 at 4:10 PM