Razzball
@razzball.bsky.social
Fantasy sports and sarcasm. Account run by Grey. Hi.
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There is no “good” reason to be betting on individual pitches no matter where you set the limit. That is sickos only stuff that encourages users to be little gambling gremlins and all the hotline numbers can’t disguise that.
This is a move by sportsbooks and MLB, like many of its moves, to give an air of a correction while no correction is actually made
November 10, 2025 at 10:34 PM
There is no “good” reason to be betting on individual pitches no matter where you set the limit. That is sickos only stuff that encourages users to be little gambling gremlins and all the hotline numbers can’t disguise that.
“I really liked those leather pants”
November 11, 2025 at 1:32 AM
“I really liked those leather pants”
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This is giving off big “freshman who forgot to read their Lit 101 homework and is trying to bullshit their way through an essay” vibes.
November 11, 2025 at 1:16 AM
This is giving off big “freshman who forgot to read their Lit 101 homework and is trying to bullshit their way through an essay” vibes.
That’s an Italian squiggly, it’s actually a great example of one. It’s the “ma, leave me alone” of mustaches
Chris Cuomo is trying to make this atrocious little mustache happen even though it looks like he drew it on with a ballpoint pen
November 11, 2025 at 1:24 AM
That’s an Italian squiggly, it’s actually a great example of one. It’s the “ma, leave me alone” of mustaches
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Chris Cuomo is trying to make this atrocious little mustache happen even though it looks like he drew it on with a ballpoint pen
November 11, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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“We need to fight united,” I say to a packed house of people who have been in a coma for the last ten years so don’t know what kind of world we live in
The sooner we get past internal recriminations and back to fighting united, the better off we all are — the likelier our victory next November.
November 11, 2025 at 1:18 AM
“We need to fight united,” I say to a packed house of people who have been in a coma for the last ten years so don’t know what kind of world we live in
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Musk represents the decline of masculinity in the sense that a more embarrassing man has never existed and will never be possible
November 11, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Musk represents the decline of masculinity in the sense that a more embarrassing man has never existed and will never be possible
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“grok, write me a tweet that makes it appear i like movies or even that i’ve read a book”
November 11, 2025 at 12:06 AM
“grok, write me a tweet that makes it appear i like movies or even that i’ve read a book”
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Yeah, well, "Scooby-doo can doo-doo but Jimmy Carter is smarter."
November 11, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Yeah, well, "Scooby-doo can doo-doo but Jimmy Carter is smarter."
My refrigerator knows
November 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
My refrigerator knows
The Big Short but about my 2007 Honda Civic
November 10, 2025 at 11:39 PM
The Big Short but about my 2007 Honda Civic
Aaron Rodgers was like, I’m done finding a beard every few months, I’m getting me a fake wife
November 10, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Aaron Rodgers was like, I’m done finding a beard every few months, I’m getting me a fake wife
This guy fell asleep watching It’s A Wonderful Life
November 10, 2025 at 10:43 PM
This guy fell asleep watching It’s A Wonderful Life
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I mean we can't just get rid of them, imagine how much worse sports betting would be if you couldn't do the insanely specific bet you had never heard of before this story.
This is a move by sportsbooks and MLB, like many of its moves, to give an air of a correction while no correction is actually made
November 10, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I mean we can't just get rid of them, imagine how much worse sports betting would be if you couldn't do the insanely specific bet you had never heard of before this story.
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Glad to see Major League Baseball is taking this disaster seriously by agreeing to strap a few pool noodles to Titanic's hull.
This is a move by sportsbooks and MLB, like many of its moves, to give an air of a correction while no correction is actually made
November 10, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Glad to see Major League Baseball is taking this disaster seriously by agreeing to strap a few pool noodles to Titanic's hull.
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decided ultimately this is a thread of screenshots taken at 4:33 from videos
this is the bit
this is the bit
a montage of still images to view while 4'33'' plays
September 24, 2025 at 1:59 AM
decided ultimately this is a thread of screenshots taken at 4:33 from videos
this is the bit
this is the bit
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prop bets make it so much easier for athletes to cheat because it’s one thing they can control (unless you’re facing andy pages)
This is a move by sportsbooks and MLB, like many of its moves, to give an air of a correction while no correction is actually made
November 10, 2025 at 9:37 PM
prop bets make it so much easier for athletes to cheat because it’s one thing they can control (unless you’re facing andy pages)
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what if instead we just
November 10, 2025 at 9:38 PM
what if instead we just
This is a move by sportsbooks and MLB, like many of its moves, to give an air of a correction while no correction is actually made
November 10, 2025 at 8:58 PM
This is a move by sportsbooks and MLB, like many of its moves, to give an air of a correction while no correction is actually made
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Those stickers do not work for the Cybertruck. Other Tesla cars, sure maybe, but that monstrosity IS a manifestation of his lunacy in vehicular form. No point of looking at that thing should one think a well-adjusted individual designed and released it.
Also, excellent penis drawing. Well done.
Also, excellent penis drawing. Well done.
The bumper stickers should have to specify when they thought Elon went crazy. We need an exact date-slash-inciting incident
November 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Those stickers do not work for the Cybertruck. Other Tesla cars, sure maybe, but that monstrosity IS a manifestation of his lunacy in vehicular form. No point of looking at that thing should one think a well-adjusted individual designed and released it.
Also, excellent penis drawing. Well done.
Also, excellent penis drawing. Well done.
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November 10, 2025 at 7:48 PM